Post by dandistoner420 on Feb 5, 2014 13:22:27 GMT -5
On a loud street in New Orleans Louisiana a WCF camera crew spots current WCF Roster member Dan DiStoner who recently returned following an extended absence. DiStoner is partying the night away before he joins up with the crew for a quick on the spot interview.
Which before it gets started DiStoner just grabs the microphone and starts talking. Pushing the field reporter to the ground before laughing at him.
DiStoner: As if you idiots haven't figured out yet I am Dan DiStoner and I am back in WCF. Now while I was gone a war started brewing between WCF loyalist led by Sarah Twilight and Lilith and with some old friends of mine from the NWA. Now I have been silently on the sidelines. Not picking sides. When NWA shut its doors I came to WCF looking for a fight, and honestly I figured out even then I was backing the wrong side.
You see I was never good at being the good guy. I never really cared what the fans or really the other superstars thought of me. I have always done what I said I was going to do and thats a fact.
Now like I said I haven't picked sides in this little war. But now everyone its time for you to listen up. Cause I'm not gonna say the same thing twice. I just have one thing to say to my so- called friends in the NWA. Bite me Motherfuckers. You guys called yourselves a tradition of excellence. I was the only thing excellent about that whole damn place. Besides my greatness you had a drunk monkey named Chino running the place. A Bone- a fied Pound Puppy in Chase Michaels, Felt like punishment to my ears hearing his promo's and watching his matches. A sideshow clown that calls himself the Antichrist in Seifer Black, and to top it all off a couple of first class whores in Stacy Robinson and Chelsea Black Armstrong. The only legitimate threat I ever had there was Matt Robinson and that man shit he was even more boring to listen to than Pound Puppy Chase Michaels. At least Robinson was tough enough to back it up.
There you have it. You want to know who's side I am on now. Sarah Twilight and Lilith. I'll be in touch. I have issued an open challenge and I hope one of the pukes from NWA answer my challenge. Because I renounce my career in NWA. To the NWA and their fans: BITE ME
Which before it gets started DiStoner just grabs the microphone and starts talking. Pushing the field reporter to the ground before laughing at him.
DiStoner: As if you idiots haven't figured out yet I am Dan DiStoner and I am back in WCF. Now while I was gone a war started brewing between WCF loyalist led by Sarah Twilight and Lilith and with some old friends of mine from the NWA. Now I have been silently on the sidelines. Not picking sides. When NWA shut its doors I came to WCF looking for a fight, and honestly I figured out even then I was backing the wrong side.
You see I was never good at being the good guy. I never really cared what the fans or really the other superstars thought of me. I have always done what I said I was going to do and thats a fact.
Now like I said I haven't picked sides in this little war. But now everyone its time for you to listen up. Cause I'm not gonna say the same thing twice. I just have one thing to say to my so- called friends in the NWA. Bite me Motherfuckers. You guys called yourselves a tradition of excellence. I was the only thing excellent about that whole damn place. Besides my greatness you had a drunk monkey named Chino running the place. A Bone- a fied Pound Puppy in Chase Michaels, Felt like punishment to my ears hearing his promo's and watching his matches. A sideshow clown that calls himself the Antichrist in Seifer Black, and to top it all off a couple of first class whores in Stacy Robinson and Chelsea Black Armstrong. The only legitimate threat I ever had there was Matt Robinson and that man shit he was even more boring to listen to than Pound Puppy Chase Michaels. At least Robinson was tough enough to back it up.
There you have it. You want to know who's side I am on now. Sarah Twilight and Lilith. I'll be in touch. I have issued an open challenge and I hope one of the pukes from NWA answer my challenge. Because I renounce my career in NWA. To the NWA and their fans: BITE ME
