Post by Oblivion on Jan 26, 2014 17:33:35 GMT -5
Narrator: It's a beautiful day in Miami, Florida. It's nice and balmy. Not bad for a week in January. The Lincoln Road Mall center is pretty packed. But, look at them. LOOK AT THEM!! ALL OF THE-E-EM!! Those no good greedy ass sons ofa bitches!! Damn bastards!! Look at them! A day of shopping then stuffing their disgusting faces with enormous amount of gluttony. Living their lives free, without a care in the free world. Not giving a flying fuck what could ever happen at given any second. <SNAP!> Just like that, everything could be taken away. But, them, little specks of civilizations. Like ants, in the sand. Doing what they were built to do. LIVE... EAT... SHIT.... MULTIPLY... LIVE THEIR LIVES THE WAY THEY SEE FIT! Simple. Is it really, THAT simple?
Let's take here, Miami Florida. Lincoln Road Mall, for instance. Everything is here. Computer store. retail. Hell, there are TONS of restaurants here. Spris and Tiramesu. Further down you have Pizza Rustica and Sushi Siam. A reasonably educated person with a decent job, could really see themselves here. SPOILED. Humans are so God Damn SPOILED, that as a society, we have gotten soft. Selfish. Holy Hell, humans are so damn selfish. As long as they are content within themselves. FUCK THE WORLD. But, what happens when tragedy falls smack down in their laps? What would YOU do?
Man and woman: Darkness!! Imprisoning me... all that I see... absolute horror!! I cannot live! I cannot die! Trapped in myself body my holding cell!! Landmine has taken my sight!! Taken my speech!! Taken my hearing! Taken my arms!! Taken my legs!! Taken my soul!! Left me with life in Hell!!!
Little girl: MOMMY!! MOMMY!! TEDDY BEARS!!
Narrator: Aw-w. Innocence. A small child with such a positive look at life. She saw teddy bears. But, in all actuality, they weren't just teddy bears. They became ultimate predators. The horde of teddy bears looked like something from a Mary Shelley novel. With the teddy bears in full gear for battle and for recapture, of the couple. They look as if they were extras from the movie Braveheart. The teddy bears were mismatched and stitched up. Some of the seams, weren't lined up correctly. Their fur was mangled. If you looked closely, some of the bears had mange; a class of skin diseases caused by parasitic mites. Eyes were hanging by their optical nerves, attached to the sewed up eye sockets. Some of the bears looked oddly familiar. There is Commissioner Bear, Costly Bear, Coo-coo Bear and of course, Bitchy Bear, that is leading the horde. The bears snarl and grunt as they quickly chase after their prey, the young couple. As the horde of the mutated and mutilated bears creep in closer, the man says to his wife...
Man: WHOA!! Take this right turn!!
Stephen Colbert: Here, grab my hand. Crawl through the hole and come to freedom. You have friends on the other side.
Man: AHH-H-H-HH!! SOMETHING HAS MY LEG!!!!
Stephen Colbert: Back, you savage beasts!! Don't you dare get your stained filthy tainted blood on this U.S. Constitution. Back!! You nasty... WAIT!!! OH-H-H... MY-Y-Y GO-O-ODDD!! You poor animals. You disgusting creatures. LOOK AT YOU!! Haven't you heard about OBAMACARE?!
Stephen Colbert: Let me introduce to you, the rest of the Stephen Society.
Butler: Hello Sir and madam. The Stephen Society.
Stephen Baldwin: Because of you God, is why I am so darn good looking.
Stephen Baldwin: BEA-EA-EARRS-SS-S!!
Stephen Hawking: I... am.... out... of... here!!
Stephen Hawking: WHEE-EE-EE-EE!!
Stephen Colbert: Hey! Wait up guys! HEY!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Stephen Colbert: AHH-H-H!! THEY GOT ME!!
Bitchy Bear: What is that supposed to be?! You honestly believe I should be afraid of THAT?!
Man: WHOA!! Look at the size of that damn dog!!
Man: WHOA!!
Stephen King: Absolutely awesome!!
Bitchy Bear: What is this nonsense?! I'm supposed to be impressed by THIS?!
Tak: MY NAME IS TAK.... BITCH!!
Bitchy Bear: What?! EWWW-W-W!
Stephen King: YES!!
Stephen King: SHIT!! Okay, how about this...
Costly Bear: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Red horned creature: I have many names. You can call me Los', Ram Abbalah, The Kingfish, or The Red King. But, for now, you may call me Crimson King.
Costly Bear: FUCK YOU!
Costly Bear: NO-O-OO-O-O!
Stephen Baldwin: NO-O-O!! Someone help mee-e-e-e!!
Stephen King: Well, shit!! Fuck him!! Alec Baldwin is a dick!! Daniel Baldwin is an absolute druggie! William Baldwin is eh... okay. But, Stephen Baldwin is a complete tool. FUCK HIM!!
Stephen King: SHIT!!
Man: I have always loved you and I always will.
Woman: I always wanted to tell you this....
Woman: ...your soul belongs to The Darkness.
Man: WHAT?!
Man: WHAT?! What happened to you?!
Woman: The Darkness, honey. The Darkness happened to me!
Monster Bear: GOT YOU BITCH!!
Man: WHAT?! NO-O-O-O-O!!
Monster Bear: NOTHING LASTS FOREVER... BUGGA-BUGGA BOO! ITCHNA MINCHNA! <inaudible-volume fading>> WAKE UP BITCH!! Wake up bitch.... wake up... wake up... BITCH!!
Oblivion: This doesn't make much sense. No sense at all. NO!! NO!! NOT AT ALL!! WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!
BUZZ.... BUZZ... BUZZ... BUZZ...
Oblivion: WHAT?!
Oblivion: WHAT THE HELL?! THAT BITCH!! SHE WANTS TO PLAY MIND GAMES, FINE!! WE'LL PLAY FUCKING MIND GAMES!! IT'S ON, BITCH!!
Oblivion: Live this Sunday from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida WCF proudly presents PA-A-A-AYBA-A-A-ACK!! The Monster Oblivion verses Stacy Robinson. Apparently Matthew Robinson is just too beat up to challenge Oblivion to a match at the pay per view. So what does Matty go up and do... He has his wife fight his battles FOR him!! It's really real to truly see the inner structure of THAT relationship.... The Punisher Matthew Robinson is the little bitch and it looks like that Stacy Robinson has the gigantic balls in that relationship!! Everyone in the entire wrestling community saw what Oblivion did to Matthew Robinson. Must be really humbling, knowing that it was your wife that beat the man THAT WHOOPED YOUR ASS and you couldn't do it!! But, your wife did!! HUMILATING!! You know what? I think it's a perfect day to go for a walk.
Oblivion: For the life of me, I truly do not understand humans. They have the nerve to think they deserve everything and given to them on a silver platter. Humans can be so arrogant. Given everything they want and they expect it all the time. The same can go for Stacy Robinson. Everything was handed to her. EVERYTHING!! But, to hear it from Stacy girl, she had to work for everything. Apparently she has to work HARD for her relationship too!! Personally, it looks one sided to me. But, hey if bitch boy wants to live his life with the woman taking control, so be it. It's his self esteem and self worth! But, things have been rosey for Stacy as of late. She thinks, she actually thinks that this match will go her way.
She DID make a few good points, tho. IT'll give that to her. Yea, she's small, but she does have heart. But, heart will not be enough for an Ambulance match. IT WILL BE BRUTAL... YOU STUPID BITCH!! Oh great, from this moment on, everyone won't be hearing the truth, they will be commenting, just like fucking sheep.... "Oblivion *grunt* *SMASH!* *WHAM!!-BANG!!*" Don't listen to the mindless sheep. Your life depends on it!! Listen to the ba-ba-ba of the sheep Stacy, it will get you hurt. Listen to The Monster... RUN!! JUST RUN AWAY!! Don't listen to your pride. Pride only gets people hurt or even worse. Do you want that?! DO YOU?!? Hey.... WATCH... THIS!!!
Muscle Dude: WE HAVE A PROBLEM?!
Muscle Dude: WHOA!! OH SHIT!! DUDE!! My bad!! I didn't see you there. No need to have beef here. No need to get hostile here. You go your way and I go my way. No problems here.
Oblivion: Well, it looks like we are here.
Oblivion: Well, it looks like this ambulance is well equipped. I see a gurney, a heart monitor and oh-h-h... A DEFIBRILLATOR!!
Paramedic: Excuse me!! You cannot be back here! May I help you? Do you have an emergency?!
Oblivion: YES!! I think I may be hurt.
Oblivion: Hey, Stacy. I have this same model at home. You be surprised what you are willing to do to yourself, when you're bored.
Oblivion: HOO-OO-OO-WEE-E-E-EE-EE!! THAT WAS AWESOME!! You see Stacy, Oblivion loves pain!! IT embraces it. It is my life source, what makes my heart pound in my chest. This ambulance match we have coming up... IS OBLIVION'S KIND OF MATCH!! IT gets to do ANYTHING IT WANTS TO YOU!! An ambulance match. Rules are quite easy. Get your opponent in the ambulance. Quite simple, huh? But, there is one big problem for you, Stacy and six foot five inch, 310 pound monster staring right at you!! We could go through all of the motions how you are half IT's size and all that bullshit!! That's not necessary. Doesn't have to be that way!! Humans are basically smart enough to understand common sense. They can see there is a considerable size difference between you and Oblivion.
Now, what is that little extra push for each of us. IT thinks your incentive, you just want to get your ass beat down. After all that crap you have been saying. You just want to save face. You just want to survive. For the Monster, IT's reason why IT wants to win is this.... TO PROVE A POINT!! IT NEEDS THIS WIN!! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!! IT HAS THE POWER. THE TECHNICAL WRESTLING KNOW-HOW!! But, it's The Monster's bloodlust will be the defining reason. It knows how to hurt people. Did you know, Stacy, that Oblivion has studied physiology. IT knows the body inside and out. It knows which bone to shatter, that will leave you unable to do A DAMN THING!! Which wrestling hold, to constrict your breathing. Which organ will keep you from taking in air. Piece by little piece of your body, Stacy, Oblivion will take away from you.
Paramedic #2: Excuse me!! You cannot be back here! Do you have an emergency?!
Oblivion: WHAM!! SMASH!! YOUR ASS JUST GOT DROPPED, BITCH!!
Paramedic #2: Excuse me!! You cannot be back here! WHAT THE HELL?!
Oblivion: Get used to the lights and siren, Stacy Robinson, because that is your future. Not only will you get your ass tossed inside the ambulance, WCF will have no choice to send you to Jackson Memorial Hospital, for injuries given by The Monster, Oblivion. Pet, you know what to do...
Oblivion: IT has given you all of the reason why The Monster is gonna kick your scrawny ass all over The American Airlines Arena. Your ass will stuffed inside the ambulance and they WILL take you to the hospital. By the time, The Monster gets done, with you, you'll need to be on life support!! with that, bitch you can... <heh!> ... KI-I-I-ISS MY-Y-Y-Y A-A-A-ASS-S-S!! Let's go, Pet!!
The Pet: Oh, Oblivion you forgot on thing!
Oblivion: What is that?
The Pet: YOU CAN.... CHOKE... ON... THAT!!
Oblivion: BITCHEEEEEEEEEES!! <singing> WE HAVE AN AMBULANCE! WE HAVE AN AMBULANCE!! Stacy Robinson get ready to spend the rest of your life next to Matthew in traction. Life,as you knew it, is about to change. You fucked with the wrong monster!! See YOU at Payback!!
Let's take here, Miami Florida. Lincoln Road Mall, for instance. Everything is here. Computer store. retail. Hell, there are TONS of restaurants here. Spris and Tiramesu. Further down you have Pizza Rustica and Sushi Siam. A reasonably educated person with a decent job, could really see themselves here. SPOILED. Humans are so God Damn SPOILED, that as a society, we have gotten soft. Selfish. Holy Hell, humans are so damn selfish. As long as they are content within themselves. FUCK THE WORLD. But, what happens when tragedy falls smack down in their laps? What would YOU do?
~._-*The stores are making a profit, as each retailer is working their asses off. The restaurants are at full capacity, even at their outdoor seating. Everyone sitting there with proverbial "blinders" on. Just eating away. A screaming couple, from what seemed like out of nowhere, running down Lincoln Road. Their clothes are nearly torn off. The man has multiple lacerations on his chest and back. The woman has a partial blindfold on and her restraints are still connected to her wrists. They SEE something, but to truly LOOK, there is NOTHING. But they still see something out there, hunting them. Stalking them. They're not in plain sight, yet. The couple can still sense the horror that is their pursuers. The couple keeps looking back, but stumbling over their own feet, in the process. Stumbling around, they end up crashing into a table or two, disturbing the restaurant patronage. The well fed looks at the couple like nothing but common crackheads.*-_.~
Man and woman: Darkness!! Imprisoning me... all that I see... absolute horror!! I cannot live! I cannot die! Trapped in myself body my holding cell!! Landmine has taken my sight!! Taken my speech!! Taken my hearing! Taken my arms!! Taken my legs!! Taken my soul!! Left me with life in Hell!!!
~._-*The couple is tripping over themselves trying to get away. Far away. Far FAR away from the horror this is now in sight. Once the couple could see them, their eyes enlarge and the woman belts out a blood curdling scream. And no one budges. Not one single person reacts to the couple, who are half naked, beaten, bloodied and obvious have been held somewhere, shackled. But, no one raises an eyebrow. Not one single person looks up as a horde of screaming, snarling, yelping creatures roar past. But, the couple sees them and they begin to start running again. As the horde of creatures run past the cafe patrons, just one, just one single soul acknowledges the creatures. A four year old little girl. She points with complete excitement of the teddy bears.*-_.~
Little girl: MOMMY!! MOMMY!! TEDDY BEARS!!
Narrator: Aw-w. Innocence. A small child with such a positive look at life. She saw teddy bears. But, in all actuality, they weren't just teddy bears. They became ultimate predators. The horde of teddy bears looked like something from a Mary Shelley novel. With the teddy bears in full gear for battle and for recapture, of the couple. They look as if they were extras from the movie Braveheart. The teddy bears were mismatched and stitched up. Some of the seams, weren't lined up correctly. Their fur was mangled. If you looked closely, some of the bears had mange; a class of skin diseases caused by parasitic mites. Eyes were hanging by their optical nerves, attached to the sewed up eye sockets. Some of the bears looked oddly familiar. There is Commissioner Bear, Costly Bear, Coo-coo Bear and of course, Bitchy Bear, that is leading the horde. The bears snarl and grunt as they quickly chase after their prey, the young couple. As the horde of the mutated and mutilated bears creep in closer, the man says to his wife...
Man: WHOA!! Take this right turn!!
~._-*The couple takes a sharp turn down, passing up a corner coffee shop. they end up running down an alley way, which runs parallel with Euclid Avenue. The couple ends up seeing the back ends of buildings, as they continue to run down the alley. They look to their left and they see a chain link fence. The more they run, the more they are creating space between themselves and the teddy bear horde. But, they realize they are loosing payment and running space. They get to the end of the alley which lead to a chain link fence. The couple has no choice, but to turn around and look at the charging horde. the teddy bear brigade stops. Licking their chops and snarling the teddy bears creep in closer. Step by step. Inch by inch, the bears creep in closer.
The couple have a death grip on each others hand. As the creepy bears get in closer, something grabs the bottom of the man's leg.*-_.~
The couple have a death grip on each others hand. As the creepy bears get in closer, something grabs the bottom of the man's leg.*-_.~
Stephen Colbert: Here, grab my hand. Crawl through the hole and come to freedom. You have friends on the other side.
~._-*The woman crawls through the hole, in the fence, first. After a couple of seconds, the man follow suit.*-_.~
Man: AHH-H-H-HH!! SOMETHING HAS MY LEG!!!!
~._-*Stephen Colbert helps the man through the hole, in the fence. The teddy bears try to crawl through like savage beasts. Colbert digs into his satchel and pulls out a large rolled up piece of paper.*-_.~
It starts... FWAPP!!!
~._-*Stephen Colbert smacks the teddy bears with a rolled piece of parchment paper.*-_.~
Stephen Colbert: Back, you savage beasts!! Don't you dare get your stained filthy tainted blood on this U.S. Constitution. Back!! You nasty... WAIT!!! OH-H-H... MY-Y-Y GO-O-ODDD!! You poor animals. You disgusting creatures. LOOK AT YOU!! Haven't you heard about OBAMACARE?!
~._-*Colbert kicks the bear's head so hard that the head nearly tore off and it's barely hanging on. The couple, with Colbert standing behind them, walks a few feet as they see three other people.*-_.~
Stephen Colbert: Let me introduce to you, the rest of the Stephen Society.
~._-*Standing there looking creepy as Hell, is Stephen King. King pulls out a sketch pad and proceeds to draw something up. After a few minutes, King rips the paper out and throws it down on the ground. The piece of paper rolls around and smoke rises up and a tall thin gentleman wearing a tuxedo stands tall.*-_.~
Butler: Hello Sir and madam. The Stephen Society.
~._-*The butler disappears in a puff of smoke. Sitting in his thought controlled wheelchair is Stephen Hawking. Behind the other two Stephens is Stephen Baldwin, who is looking at a mirror.*-_.~
Stephen Baldwin: Because of you God, is why I am so darn good looking.
~._-*The chain link fence begins to buckle under, as the horde of teddy bears begin to push through.*-_.~
Stephen Baldwin: BEA-EA-EARRS-SS-S!!
~._-*The wheels on Stephen Hawking's wheelchair begins to spin.*-_.~
Stephen Hawking: I... am.... out... of... here!!
~._-*Stephen Hawking's wheelchair's maximum speed is only 17 mph. Only having the use of his right hand, Hawking pushes a button.*-_.~
Not again... WHOO-OO-OOSH!!!
~._-*With a push of a single button, Stephen Hawking takes off.*-_.~
Stephen Hawking: WHEE-EE-EE-EE!!
~._-*The wheelchair bolts off down the alley. Everyone else runs down the alley.*-_.~
Stephen Colbert: Hey! Wait up guys! HEY!! WHAT THE HELL?!
~._-*Something has a hold of Stephen Colbert's leg. Everyone looks around and proceeds to go back for Colbert.*-_.~
Stephen Colbert: AHH-H-H!! THEY GOT ME!!
~._-*Colbert's screams just become gurgles. The horde of teddy bears split up into two groups. One group stays with Colbert, as the other group chases after the rest. The horde of teddy bears begin to rip Stephen Colbert in half. The horde seems to be more interested in the LEFT side of Stephen Colbert, as the horde considered the RIGHT side, of Colbert, to bit too bitter. Hawking notices everyone going back for Stephen Colbert, so he decides to go back as well. Stephen King pulls outs his sketch pad again. It draws up something quick and throws down the piece of paper. The paper rolls around and it begins to smoke. The smoke slowly becomes a mist.*-_.~
~._-*The intangible mist with bright red specks slowly roams around. The extra-dimensional demon begins to search around for a body host. It needs an host to survive.*-_.~
Bitchy Bear: What is that supposed to be?! You honestly believe I should be afraid of THAT?!
~._-*The man briefly looks to his right and proceeds to point.*-_.~
Man: WHOA!! Look at the size of that damn dog!!
~._-*The rottweiler stands nearly 30 inches tall(76.2 cm) and weighing almost 145 pounds(65.8 kg). The animal is massive with dark brown fur, with light brown to auburn markings. The extra-dimensional demon moves towards the large dog, which makes the dog growl, then bark very loudly. The red speckled mist thrusts itself towards the dog. After a few seconds, of the dog twitching, the dog stops moving. The dog stands there motionless and obviously confused. Everyone else is not moving, watching what is about to happen to the dog. The dog slowly turns around and it's eyes are glowing red.*-_.~
Man: WHOA!!
Stephen King: Absolutely awesome!!
~._-*The dog slowly twitches, as it slowly moves towards Bitchy Bear, who just sneers and scoffs at the approaching dog. The dog creature snaps, pops and crackles as it moves. Bitchy Bear doesn't seem impressed at all.*-_.~
Bitchy Bear: What is this nonsense?! I'm supposed to be impressed by THIS?!
Tak: MY NAME IS TAK.... BITCH!!
~._-*The extra-dimensional demon begins to twitch, before putting it's mouth against the mouth of Bitchy Bear.*-_.~
Bitchy Bear: What?! EWWW-W-W!
~._-*The Bitchy Bear resists. The bear tries to fight back against the demon, but it ends up being a useless tactic, as the Bitchy Bear stops moving. The demonic entity inhabits the body of Bitchy Bear. Now, since the bear is less than robust, the bear body won't last. It doesn't have to.*-_.~
Did you forget.... THWACK!!!
~._-*The arms of the inhabited Bitchy Bear rips off it's own head, the headless body of Bitchy Bear collapses down to the ground.*-_.~
Stephen King: YES!!
~._-*Stephen King picks up the crumpled piece of paper and proceeds to rip it up. In the process, the dog begins to act wildly and twitch all around, before collapsing to the ground. The mist disappears and the dog slowly stands up without the red eyes. The rottweiler barks before running away. The death of one of the teddy bears, doesn't stop the zombie-like teddy bears from advancing.*-_.~
Stephen King: SHIT!! Okay, how about this...
~._-*Smoke rises up, which stops the confused teddy bears immediately. A red skinned horned creature rises through the smoke. A brave teddy bear approaches the creature. One bear, in the group, pushes past the rest of the teddy bears. The bear looks at where Bitchy Bear once stood and spit down at the spot, then sobs for her absence. then spats down at the ground again.*-_.~
Costly Bear: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Red horned creature: I have many names. You can call me Los', Ram Abbalah, The Kingfish, or The Red King. But, for now, you may call me Crimson King.
Costly Bear: FUCK YOU!
~._-*The red skinned horned creature begins to convulse, shaking violently into a blurred mess. Within seconds, the convulsing shaking stops and a smooth skinned tanned beauty, with fire for hair stands before Costly Bear. The beautiful creature just stands there with her magical green eyes and just stares right into the eyes of the teddy bear. The mythical creature just stands there, with her hands on her hips, demanding respect. Costly Bear is just mesmerized by the creature's beauty, not realizing the bear itself proceeds to shake. Within seconds...*-_.~
Costly Bear: NO-O-OO-O-O!
YES... SPLAT!!!
~._-*The head of the teddy bear explodes in several chunky pieces. Tremendous amount of bloody, fluffy cotton flies everywhere. The monarch of sabotage brushes her lush auburn hair. But, her narcissism almost ended up being her downfall. A few teddy bears confront the creature, surrounding her, but she disappears in a puff of smoke.*-_.~
Stephen Baldwin: NO-O-O!! Someone help mee-e-e-e!!
~._-*During the melee, everyone automatically forgot about Stephen Baldwin. Stephen is hanging upside down, as his mid-section is being ripped open and devoured by multiple teddy bears. Stephen King just shakes his head.*-_.~
Stephen King: Well, shit!! Fuck him!! Alec Baldwin is a dick!! Daniel Baldwin is an absolute druggie! William Baldwin is eh... okay. But, Stephen Baldwin is a complete tool. FUCK HIM!!
THWACK!!!
Stephen King: SHIT!!
~._-*During his soap box tirade, about Stephen Baldwin, one of the teddy bears has a hold of a broken wooden broom handle, which is halfway into the abdominal area of Stephen King. Within a matter of seconds, Stephen King changes into a demonic clown, then into a large spider, then finally into a nomadic vampiric shape-shifting werecat before collapsing to the ground. Stephan Hawking tries to flee, but the horde of teddies grab Hawking from his chair and throws him down to the ground. The group of those deranged teddy bears uses his wheel chair against him. As he lays helpless, on the ground, several bears pick up the motorized wheel chair and just smashes his head in... OVER AND OVER AGAIN. The only two that are left are the original two, the couple. They lean against a wooden fence as the demonic disfigured teddy bears slowly approach the couple. Growling, hissing and drooling. With their blood stained paws reaching out to grab for the young couple, the man turns to his lovely wife.*-_.~
Man: I have always loved you and I always will.
~._-*With tears in her eyes and without any fear, the woman turns to her husband...*-_.~
Woman: I always wanted to tell you this....
~._-*The woman grabs her husband's hands. Her face changes, as well as her voice.*-_.~
Woman: ...your soul belongs to The Darkness.
Man: WHAT?!
~._-*~._-*The scarred up masked face, of the woman, smiles.*-_.~
Man: WHAT?! What happened to you?!
Woman: The Darkness, honey. The Darkness happened to me!
~._-*~._-*A cold chill blows through. There is a whiff of a terrible evil, in the air.*-_.~
THWACK!!!- THWACK!!!
Monster Bear: GOT YOU BITCH!!
~._-*Several blades go into the woman with the scarred up red masked face.*-_.~
Man: WHAT?! NO-O-O-O-O!!
Monster Bear: NOTHING LASTS FOREVER... BUGGA-BUGGA BOO! ITCHNA MINCHNA! <inaudible-volume fading>> WAKE UP BITCH!! Wake up bitch.... wake up... wake up... BITCH!!
~._-*Oblivion lifts IT's head up very abruptly. The Monster was face down on IT's laptop. On the screen is the lineup for the Pay Per View Payback card. Oblivion wipes the drool from IT's mouth then wipes the "sleepies" from IT's eyes. IT then looks down at IT's own hands, they're covered in blood. There are cotton pieces stuck on IT's bloody mitts. Confused, Oblivion goes back to IT's laptop and hits the history button. It shows a list of wikipedia information of Stephen Hawking, Baldwin and King.*-_.~
Oblivion: This doesn't make much sense. No sense at all. NO!! NO!! NOT AT ALL!! WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!
BUZZ.... BUZZ... BUZZ... BUZZ...
~._-*Oblivion looks down at IT's phone. The Monster answers.*-_.~
Oblivion: WHAT?!
Oblivion: WHAT THE HELL?! THAT BITCH!! SHE WANTS TO PLAY MIND GAMES, FINE!! WE'LL PLAY FUCKING MIND GAMES!! IT'S ON, BITCH!!
~._-*Oblivion begins to watch a dvd of ONE.*-_.~
Matthew goes to pick Oblivion up but Oblivion hits Matthew out of nowhere with a scoop slam, then hits the ropes, and doubles back with a vicious leg drop. Oblivion drops down to pin Matthew, but Matthew surprisingly rolls Oblivion up in a small package!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! OBLIVION KICKS OUT!
WAIT! Oblivion reverses the small package with one of IT's own!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Erin Robbins: What just happened?!
Matthew finally breaks out of it and looks up at the referee in disbelief who starts ringing the bell.
Zach Davis: Oblivion with a sneaky victory over Matthew!
Oblivion, seemingly angered for some reason or another despite winning, rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from underneath it. He gets back in. The referee gets in his face and BOOM... Oblivion hits the referee with a chair. He turns to Matthew Robinson, he tries to duck the chair shot Oblivion swings at him, but Oblivion gets him anyway. Matt goes down clutching his head but Oblivion continues the destruction, hitting Matthew Robinson over and over and over with the chair. Each chair shot sends a painful jolt through Matt's body as he rolls around the ring eating chair shot after chair shot. Oblivion bends the chair over Matthew's skull, producing a sharp jagged metal edge in the chair. Oblivion notices this, and sends that treacherous piece straight into Matt's face gashing him wide open. Matt's eyes close and he lays there with a pool of blood developing at his head. Oblivion, finally content with the violence, drops the chair on Matthew and rolls out of the ring heading to the back.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! OBLIVION KICKS OUT!
WAIT! Oblivion reverses the small package with one of IT's own!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Erin Robbins: What just happened?!
Matthew finally breaks out of it and looks up at the referee in disbelief who starts ringing the bell.
Zach Davis: Oblivion with a sneaky victory over Matthew!
Oblivion, seemingly angered for some reason or another despite winning, rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from underneath it. He gets back in. The referee gets in his face and BOOM... Oblivion hits the referee with a chair. He turns to Matthew Robinson, he tries to duck the chair shot Oblivion swings at him, but Oblivion gets him anyway. Matt goes down clutching his head but Oblivion continues the destruction, hitting Matthew Robinson over and over and over with the chair. Each chair shot sends a painful jolt through Matt's body as he rolls around the ring eating chair shot after chair shot. Oblivion bends the chair over Matthew's skull, producing a sharp jagged metal edge in the chair. Oblivion notices this, and sends that treacherous piece straight into Matt's face gashing him wide open. Matt's eyes close and he lays there with a pool of blood developing at his head. Oblivion, finally content with the violence, drops the chair on Matthew and rolls out of the ring heading to the back.
~._-*Oblivion stops the dvd and hits the rewind/back button.*-_.~
Oblivion bends the chair over Matthew's skull, producing a sharp jagged metal edge in the chair. Oblivion notices this, and sends that treacherous piece straight into Matt's face gashing him wide open.
~._-*REWIND/BACK.*-_.~
...sends that treacherous piece straight into Matt's face gashing him wide open.
~._-*REWIND/BACK.*-_.~
...straight into Matt's face gashing him wide open.
~._-*REWIND/BACK.*-_.~
...gashing him wide open.
~._-*Oblivion turns around, in the desk chair and looks straight into the camera being held by The Pet...*-_.~
Oblivion: Live this Sunday from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida WCF proudly presents PA-A-A-AYBA-A-A-ACK!! The Monster Oblivion verses Stacy Robinson. Apparently Matthew Robinson is just too beat up to challenge Oblivion to a match at the pay per view. So what does Matty go up and do... He has his wife fight his battles FOR him!! It's really real to truly see the inner structure of THAT relationship.... The Punisher Matthew Robinson is the little bitch and it looks like that Stacy Robinson has the gigantic balls in that relationship!! Everyone in the entire wrestling community saw what Oblivion did to Matthew Robinson. Must be really humbling, knowing that it was your wife that beat the man THAT WHOOPED YOUR ASS and you couldn't do it!! But, your wife did!! HUMILATING!! You know what? I think it's a perfect day to go for a walk.
~._-*Oblivion looks around, to just make sure everything was fine, before leaving the apartment. The Monster leaves the apartment complex and heads down the sidewalk. Every once in awhile someone would give Oblivion a strange look. In fact, within a few minutes Oblivion had people walking out of his way. A few people just never got too close to The Monster.*-_.~
Oblivion: For the life of me, I truly do not understand humans. They have the nerve to think they deserve everything and given to them on a silver platter. Humans can be so arrogant. Given everything they want and they expect it all the time. The same can go for Stacy Robinson. Everything was handed to her. EVERYTHING!! But, to hear it from Stacy girl, she had to work for everything. Apparently she has to work HARD for her relationship too!! Personally, it looks one sided to me. But, hey if bitch boy wants to live his life with the woman taking control, so be it. It's his self esteem and self worth! But, things have been rosey for Stacy as of late. She thinks, she actually thinks that this match will go her way.
She DID make a few good points, tho. IT'll give that to her. Yea, she's small, but she does have heart. But, heart will not be enough for an Ambulance match. IT WILL BE BRUTAL... YOU STUPID BITCH!! Oh great, from this moment on, everyone won't be hearing the truth, they will be commenting, just like fucking sheep.... "Oblivion *grunt* *SMASH!* *WHAM!!-BANG!!*" Don't listen to the mindless sheep. Your life depends on it!! Listen to the ba-ba-ba of the sheep Stacy, it will get you hurt. Listen to The Monster... RUN!! JUST RUN AWAY!! Don't listen to your pride. Pride only gets people hurt or even worse. Do you want that?! DO YOU?!? Hey.... WATCH... THIS!!!
~._-*One particular gentleman walks down the sidewalk. Oblivion just looks forward, until IT catches on the corner of IT's eye a healthy muscular gentleman. Within a few seconds, the dude walks past, Oblivion notices him and pushing the Muscle Dude out of the way. Immediately, The Muscle Dude quickly approaches Oblivion. The dude flexes up on Oblivion.*-_.~
Muscle Dude: WE HAVE A PROBLEM?!
~._-*Very calmly, Oblivion takes in a deep breath and The Monster moves a part, of ITs mask, to expose a disfigured side of ITs own face. With a milky white right eye, staring right at him, the Dude stumbles back.*-_.~
Muscle Dude: WHOA!! OH SHIT!! DUDE!! My bad!! I didn't see you there. No need to have beef here. No need to get hostile here. You go your way and I go my way. No problems here.
~._-*The Dude took off immediately. After that and five minutes later...*-_.~
Oblivion: Well, it looks like we are here.
~._-*Oblivion is looking at the Miami Fire Department Station #3. Oblivion looks around and no one is around. The Monster slowly walks into the fire station. Oblivion slowly looks around. IT sees an ambulance and a fire truck. The Monster approaches the ambulance. The Monster opens up the double back doors. IT looks around inside the back, of the ambulance.*-_.~
Oblivion: Well, it looks like this ambulance is well equipped. I see a gurney, a heart monitor and oh-h-h... A DEFIBRILLATOR!!
~._-*A paramedic walks out.*-_.~
Paramedic: Excuse me!! You cannot be back here! May I help you? Do you have an emergency?!
Oblivion: YES!! I think I may be hurt.
~._-*The Monster charges up the defibrillator. The paramedic hurries up to Oblivion. The Monster waits till the paramedic get close enough to do this...*-_.~
ZAPP-ZAPP!!
~._-*The paramedic collapses to the ground seizing up due to the defibrillator. Oblivion looks at the defib paddles then at the fallen paramedic. Oblivion looks at the camera.*-_.~
Oblivion: Hey, Stacy. I have this same model at home. You be surprised what you are willing to do to yourself, when you're bored.
~._-*With one hand on the paddle, Oblivion takes IT's other hand and flips the switch...*-_.~
ZAPP-ZAPP!!
~._-*Oblivion flies back and crashes against a white stoned wall, convulsing. Oblivion slowly moves and looks into the camera.*-_.~
Oblivion: HOO-OO-OO-WEE-E-E-EE-EE!! THAT WAS AWESOME!! You see Stacy, Oblivion loves pain!! IT embraces it. It is my life source, what makes my heart pound in my chest. This ambulance match we have coming up... IS OBLIVION'S KIND OF MATCH!! IT gets to do ANYTHING IT WANTS TO YOU!! An ambulance match. Rules are quite easy. Get your opponent in the ambulance. Quite simple, huh? But, there is one big problem for you, Stacy and six foot five inch, 310 pound monster staring right at you!! We could go through all of the motions how you are half IT's size and all that bullshit!! That's not necessary. Doesn't have to be that way!! Humans are basically smart enough to understand common sense. They can see there is a considerable size difference between you and Oblivion.
Now, what is that little extra push for each of us. IT thinks your incentive, you just want to get your ass beat down. After all that crap you have been saying. You just want to save face. You just want to survive. For the Monster, IT's reason why IT wants to win is this.... TO PROVE A POINT!! IT NEEDS THIS WIN!! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!! IT HAS THE POWER. THE TECHNICAL WRESTLING KNOW-HOW!! But, it's The Monster's bloodlust will be the defining reason. It knows how to hurt people. Did you know, Stacy, that Oblivion has studied physiology. IT knows the body inside and out. It knows which bone to shatter, that will leave you unable to do A DAMN THING!! Which wrestling hold, to constrict your breathing. Which organ will keep you from taking in air. Piece by little piece of your body, Stacy, Oblivion will take away from you.
Paramedic #2: Excuse me!! You cannot be back here! Do you have an emergency?!
~._-*Oblivion grabs the paramedic and throws him, head first, into the back of the ambulance. The paramedic falls down, but The Monster picks him up...*-_.~
WAIT... WHAT?!? WHOOSH-WHAM!!
~._-*Oblivion picks up the paramedic and places him on IT's shoulders into a fireman's carry. Oblivion then drops the paramedic with a cutter.*-_.~
Oblivion: WHAM!! SMASH!! YOUR ASS JUST GOT DROPPED, BITCH!!
~._-*Several more paramedics come out, from the back.*-_.~
Paramedic #2: Excuse me!! You cannot be back here! WHAT THE HELL?!
~._-*Several paramedics come out and approaches The Monster who just steps back and grabs the firehouse. He never turned on the water, but IT uses the hose to IT's advantage. The Monster waits for two paramedics to charge at IT. Oblivion runs forward and stretches out the hose and the two paramedics end up clothes-lining themselves. The Monster wraps the hose around the neck of another paramedic. Without any hesitation Oblivion picks the guy up and nearly suplexes him, but catches him with a stunner, with the hose around his throat. Oblivion looks around and walks up to one paramedic and grabs for the ambulance keys. Oblivion and The Pet walk up, to the ambulance. they get in and Oblivion starts up the vehicle and immediately starts the lights.*-_.~
Oblivion: Get used to the lights and siren, Stacy Robinson, because that is your future. Not only will you get your ass tossed inside the ambulance, WCF will have no choice to send you to Jackson Memorial Hospital, for injuries given by The Monster, Oblivion. Pet, you know what to do...
~._-*The Pet turns on the siren.*-_.~
Oblivion: IT has given you all of the reason why The Monster is gonna kick your scrawny ass all over The American Airlines Arena. Your ass will stuffed inside the ambulance and they WILL take you to the hospital. By the time, The Monster gets done, with you, you'll need to be on life support!! with that, bitch you can... <heh!> ... KI-I-I-ISS MY-Y-Y-Y A-A-A-ASS-S-S!! Let's go, Pet!!
~._-*The Pet turns the camera around.*-_.~
The Pet: Oh, Oblivion you forgot on thing!
Oblivion: What is that?
The Pet: YOU CAN.... CHOKE... ON... THAT!!
~._-*The Pet turns the camera around back to Oblivion.*-_.~
Oblivion: BITCHEEEEEEEEEES!! <singing> WE HAVE AN AMBULANCE! WE HAVE AN AMBULANCE!! Stacy Robinson get ready to spend the rest of your life next to Matthew in traction. Life,as you knew it, is about to change. You fucked with the wrong monster!! See YOU at Payback!!
~._-*a second viewpoint is coming from the sidewalk, as the ambulance drives away. the scene fades to black, as the ambulance's siren blares out.*-_.~