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["Ace Reporter" Scoops Callahan]

BREAKING NEWS: WCF Partnering With Two Major Companies For Payback PPV
Posted By: Scoops Callahan on Jan 22, 2014

"Following up several leads from earlier in the day, I was finally able to get WCF Owner Seth Lerch to spill the beans on two major announcement for Payback that were in the works. First, Wrestling Championship Federation, Jack Daniels and Bacardi will be partners for at least one night as Jack Daniels and Bacardi will officially be sponsoring the People's Title Drinking Contest between Seth Lerch and Jayson Price. Per the agreement, Mr. Lerch and Mr. Price will only be consuming the beverages supplied by the companies and in return, both Jack Daniels and Bacardi will be covering the costs of any damage that might occur in the establishment the contest takes place.

Which brings us to the second announcement concerning the Payback PPV and the People's Title Drinking Contest. After Seth Lerch announced the challenge, Jayson Price reportedly immediately challenged Mr. Lerch to bring himself to Philadelphia where "his Reading, PA ass will learn how real men drink". A proud drinker himself, Mr. Lerch announced that he has accepted Mr. Price's offer to come to Philadelphia and that they agreed to hold the Drinking Contest on the 37th and 38th floors of Mr. Price's tower, known to many as Jayson Fucking Price's Fucking Tower, which house a nightclub and a strip club respectively.

These announcements are sure to draw in more attention to an already interesting match between Mr. Lerch and Mr. Price, there first ever, due to their longstanding feud with each other that has lasted nearly three years. We'll bring you more on this story if it comes along."

["Ace Reporter" Scoops Callahan]

BREAKING NEWS: SLAM MATCH CHANGED AFTER DRUNK OWNER REMEMBERS STORYLINES!
Posted By: Scoops Callahan on Feb 2nd, 2014

"In a revelation that should shock no one, Seth Lerch, the owner of WCF and head of the booking committee, was heavily intoxicated yesterday morning when he and the other executives were discussing the matches to be featured on the upcoming episode of Slam. Mr. Lerch was said to be sleeping through much of the meeting and only awoke when someone knocked over a pitcher of water and some spilled onto the front of his pants. Mr. Lerch than decided he needed to put his own match together for the show and told everyone to pencil in Waylon Cash and Benjamin Atreyu vs Jayson Price and Jack UnHappy. Despite being told multiple times that Mr. UnHappy was taking some time off from the ring and already had a storyline in place to allow for it, the drunk owner refused to be told no and forced the committee to make it official. Today, after several meetings, that match has been officially changed, with Jack UnHappy being replaced by Biohazard. It should be noted that Mr. Lerch has made no attempt to apologize to anyone for his behavior, including Jack Unhappy who was quite unhappy with the prospect of being forced to wrestle after receiving permission to take time off. We'll bring you more on this story if it comes along"