Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2014 17:33:41 GMT -5
Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolfie
Lilith had spent the majority of the day looking at her Elite Title, she absolutely loved it! Not because it was a WCF Title and she was happy she had won one… but because her beautiful Sarah girl had given her a present and it was the cutest most lovely present she had EVER received. Of course Lilith would have loved it no matter what Sarah had given her, but the fact that Sarah had been nice enough to give her a title just showed Lilith how much Sarah actually loved her, despite the fact that she never actually said she did. Lilith had told Sarah many many times that she was in love with her and that she made her extremely happiful, but Sarah never said it back… not ever. And if Lilith was going to be honest it was actually starting to upset her. Since she had got with Sarah people had told Lilith not to trust her, even random people in the streets had questioned Lilith and it was starting to make her extremely unhappiful. But just when she was starting to question things, Sarah had done something kind like get Lilith a present or spoil her in some other way. Lilith knew that she loved Sarah, she had done for a long time… but did Sarah love her? She didn’t know.
Lilith: Awwwwwwwww there now you PERFECT! Do you like your new look, Wolfie? I think it suits you very much! Sorry I couldn’t find you a biker jacket… but I don’t think they make wolf sized biker jackets do they?
Sarah had told Lilith that she would be facing The Lone Wolf Chase Michaels on Slam and Lilith instantly LOVED the idea. She loved anything Sarah did for her. As soon as Lilith had found out that she would be facing the lonely wolf she decided to dress up one of Sarah’s doggies, confusing his growls and teeth baring for smiles and happifulness. She had taken the doggy now known as Wolfie into the kitchen and had wrapped him up in a towel and drawn some makeup onto his face making him look as wolf like as possible. Happy with the way Wolfie now looked, Lilith went to cuddle him but the dog being extremely aggressive instantly went for Lilith and snapped at her showing his teeth. Lilith jumped a bit and then began to laugh giving Wolfie some space.
Lilith: Hahahahaha silly Wolfie! I’m a girl! I wouldn’t sleep with your wife! Actually no… I’ve slept with Sarah so that’s not true… Hmmmmmm! Okay okay… Silly Wolfie! I wouldn’t sleep with your wife, I’m not into…
Lilith stopped and thought for a while, she had a completely blank look on her face as she continued to think of the word she was looking for. Eventually she decided to call out to Sarah who was in the next room preparing herself for Slam.
Lilith: Sarahhhhhhhhhh! What’s that word when you like to have sex with wolves?
Sarah: What the fuck? What are you talking about now Lilith?!
Lilith: I need to know what that word is, Sarah! The word when you like to have sex with wolves! That word!
Sarah: Why the fuck would you need to know what that word is?! What the hell are you doing in there Lilith?!
Lilith: I’m doing what you told me to do! I’m cutting a promo about my match! I need to know what that word is Sarahhhhhhhh! Stop being all Roarrrrrrrr for once! And just tell meeeeee!
Sarah: You’re cutting a promo about fucking a wolf?! What the actual FUCK, Lilith?!
Sarah got up from what she was doing and headed into the kitchen to see exactly what Lilth had been up to. She entered the kitchen to see Lilith sat there with one of the dogs made up to look like a wolf.
Sarah: What the hell is this?! That is a guard dog, not a fucking pet. You're going to get yourself bitten.
Lilith laughed as she looked over at Wolfie. Not seeing any threat from him.
Lilith: Wolfie isn't going to bite me. He's just a little grumpy because people keep having sex with his wife. But I told him, I only want to have sex with you so he has nothing to worry about.
Sarah gave Lilith an odd look at that last comment. Lilith looked back at her and giggled.
Lilith: What? It's the truth. You know you love it really.
Sarah shook her head with a smile, never denying it.
Lilith: Seeeeee! You know I make you happiful even if you won't admit it.
Sarah clearly hadn't denied it but she still seemed lost as to why Lilith had dressed up the dog as a wolf.
Sarah: That still doesn't explain why you're playing dress up with the dogs.
Lilith was overjoyed and couldn't wait to answer that.
Lilith: Silly Sarah, you placed me in a match with the Lonely Wolf Chase Michaels. So I needed a wolfie to play with for my promo.
Sarah folded her arms and tilted her head as she looked down at the small scene in front of her.
Sarah: I fail to see how any of that is going to help you.
Lilith began to stare down at Sarahs adorable little necklace. She'd wondered for weeks what it actually did but she'd never really got round to asking her. She didn't even notice whatever it was that Sarah had said. At least not at the moment.
Lilith: Ummmmmm Sarahhhhh... What does that do?
Lilith pointed at Sarah cute necklace with a childish grin on her face.
Sarah: It's my pentacle, Lilith.
Lilith: What’s a pentacle?
Sarah hesitated to answer this question as she knew Lilith would immediately think of the Hollywood witch stereotype.
Sarah: It's a symbol of magic. Okay?
Liliths eyes lit up as she stared at the weird pentacle thing.
Lilith: So that contains all of your magic? Oooooooo if I accidentally smashed it would you lose your powers? I saw something like that on TV once!
Sarah: No Lilith it's not like that!
Lilith: Oh... Did you have to go to a special store and then the necklace chose you and it can only be used by you?! I went to a place like that not so long ago you know! They had all the witch shops and a school for magic and EVERYTHING it was amazinggggg! I was sooooooo tempted to go to that school… maybe I should have done that!
Lilith again grinned at Sarah, Sarah now looked like she was about to snap. She marched into the living room where Lilith had been earlier on and grabbed hold of a DVD before she walked back into the kitchen, she waved a Harry Potter film in front of Lilith.
Sarah: Why do I get the feeling you're babbling on about this place?
Liliths grin got even wider as she continued to look at Sarah’s pentacle with obsessed eyes.
Lilith: YES!!! That’s EXACTLY where it was! Do you know him?!
Sarah: No, Lilith! That’s a movie! And it’s a load of bull---
Lilith: What’s a movie?! Oooooooooooo… Do you have a bank which is run by goblins and have a special volt which is full of gold?
Sarah: NO! And before you ask, No I don't have a black cat, a flying broom, a cauldron or an owl or any of that nonsense!
Lilith: I didn't ask that. But now that you mention it... Do you want one? I could get you one you know. All I'd need to do would be to go outside and wait for an owl to come say hi! Should only take a couple of days!
Sarah considered saying yes just so Lilith would stop annoying her.
Sarah: Errrr...
Lilith: You'd obviously come with me though! I'm scared of the dark...
Sarah rolled her eyes at Lilith and forced herself to remain calm.
Sarah: Lilith is this going anywhere? I’m busy you know. I don’t have time to stand here and answer your questions about nonsensical bullshit.
Lilith: Heyyyyyyyy! Don’t use bad language! That’s rude!
Sarah: LILITH!
Lilith: Whattttttttttt?! Okay fineeeeee… me and Wolfie just wanted to know if you wanted to see our play? We’ve been practicing for hours now… I think you’ll enjoy it!
Sarah: No Lilith! I do not want to see you play with the dog…
Lilith: Wolf…
Sarah: Whatever! I don’t have time for this. You go have your childish fun, just don’t make a mess!
Sarah turned around on the spot and stormed out of the room leaving Lilith and her pet wolf alone in the kitchen. Lilith looked at Wolfie with a confused look on her face.
Lilith: What’s wrong with her? Ohhhhhhhhh I get it! She’s a slytherin! They always seem to be the moody ones… I have no idea why! I wonder what we’d be, Wolfie…
Lilith stood and thought about what house she’d be put into if she was sorted by that magical hat and eventually began to smile. She decided that she’d be a Gryffindor as that was what all of her friends were in. But her smile quickly vanished when she realized that Gryffindor and Slytherin were generally always enemies. No wonder Sarah was so moody at her…
Lilith: Sarahhhhhhhhhh!!! I still love you even if you are a Slytherin!
Lilith and Wolfie skipped out of the kitchen leaving Sarah to calm down in her study. After they got outside, Lilith looked down at wolfie and frowned. Sarah's comment from earlier finally hit her.
Lilith: Sarah's right. This isn't going to help me at ALL. I need to do something much bigger than this.
Lilith sat and thought for a minute. Wolfie just growled and snarled at her. He was still grumpy about being all dressed up.
Lilith: Oooooh! I know what to do now! Sarah is going to be so proud of me!
A few hours later.
The archery range and beautiful garden of Sarah's back yard had been turned into a full scene for a play. There were props and everything. A little doghouse had been covered in straw taken from on of the hay bails on Sarah's archery range. Another doggie house was covered in twigs and small branches. And a third little doggie house was covered in cardboard that had been colored in to look like bricks. Sarah's sister Angie was sat behind the doghouses with some puppets laid out in from of her. She looked excited. In front of the doghouses a lot of cardboard had been laid down and colored to look like a yellow brick road. Lilith was so very happiful as she walked in front of her play set. She held a few posterboards in her hand with possible names for her play written on them. All of the names were funny versions of soap operas. Watching TV all day whilst Sarah was gone had seemed to really pay off. Lilith called out to Angie.
Lilith: How about As the Wolf Turns?
Angie shook her head, not really liking that one. Lilith takes the next poster.
Lilith: All my piglets?
Angie shook her head again. Lilith took the next poster and smiled. She thought about how Sarah had started teaching her how to read. It helped her a lot in situations like this one.
Lilith: Days With My Wives?
Angie giggled and against shook her head. Not liking that one either. Lilith huffed.
Lilith: That was the last one! What am I going to call it now?
Lilith thought for a moment.
Lilith: I know! I'll just use all of them! Yayyyyy!
Lilith smiled as she got ready to begin her play in which she narrated.
Lilith: On this episode of As the wolf turns whilst all my piglets spend days with my wives... The Lonely Wold goes searching for his missing wife. He is so very sure that his wife was off sleeping with one of the piglets again. Wolfie is very very sad right now as he walks down the yellow brick road.
Lilith looked off toward the shed, as if she was waiting for something. She frowns.
Lilith: I said! Wolfie is very very sad right now as he walks down the yellow brick road!
Now Hank Brown walked out from behind the shed. Hank was dressed in a wolf costume with an adorable little biker jacket on. Hank didn't look very happiful. But he did what he was supposed to anyway.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Oh, it's time for me already?
Lilith: Hank! Stay in character! Read your lines. You are Chase Michaels the cute, fuzzy little lonely wolf!
Hank sighed. He looked down at the index cards he had been given and began to read from them as he walked down the cardboard road.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Where is my wife?! I know she must be around here somewhere.
Lilith: The Lonely wolf came upon a small house made of straw. He looked and he looked, but that was all he saw. He really wondered if his wife could be inside. Poor wolfie was so very upset at the thought, that he nearly cried. Just as he was about to continue, an ugly face painted pig peeked his head out the window. Seeing the cuddly wolf, he hurried back in. Wolfie was now sure where his search should begin.
Lilith nudged Hank in the gut to make him continue his lines.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: I know you're in there Heffer, you come out now! Or I'll huff and I'll puff whilst my wife sleeps around!
Lilith laughed at the line that she'd written for Hank. Angie couldn't help it she giggled too.
Lilith: Wolfie puffed up his chest and tried to look big. But still there was no sign of that ugly little pig.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Last chance for you Heffer! Open up, or I'm coming in!
Angie took the puppet from behind the doggie house and poked his head to the little window again. It was a little piggy hand puppet with paint on all of it's face and was meant to like just like Seifer. She giggled lots as she spoke.
Heffer Black Armstrong: Not by the nasty paint on my chinnie chin chin!
Lilith: Wolfie pouted and stomped. He didn't like this pig's tricks. When he is hit with a sock, thrown from the house of sticks.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Who threw that sock? Hogsea Black Armstrong, I know it was you! I'm coming to your house now, nothing that you can do!
Lilith: The fat little piggy in the house made of wood, was frightened and probably up to no good. Wolfie forgot about that house made of straw. He now wanted the piggy who thought she was without flaw. Hogsea was frightened by Wolfie's goatee, so she wished and she prayed for her friend MoD.
Hank walked up the yellow brick cardboard road some more and stood in front of the doghouse with twigs covering it. Angie moved over and grabbed that puppet now ready to speak her lines. Another piggy puppet, a very fat one with a wig on it. This was supposed to be Chelsea.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Hogsea Black Armstrong, are you in there with my wife? I want you to know that you've ruined my life!
Lilith: That fat little piggy knew well what he meant. After all, they always talked of past times they had spent.
Hogsea Black Armstrong: I will not open up, you know that I can't. If I did you would see the failure I am.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Open up I said, or I'll enter by force! Let me find my wife cheating so I may get a divorce.
Hogsea Black Armstrong: Lonely Wolf you and I have met many times in the past. Each one of those times you have kicked my ass.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Open the door, or I'm coming in!
Hogsea Black Armstrong: Not by the yucky hairs all over my chin!
Lilith: Wolfie huffed and he puffed and he stomped on the ground. It was clear that fat piggy was not coming out. One more house that his wife could be hiding in maybe. The piggy there was quite known for losing her babies.
Hank moved on to the doggie house with the cardboard made to look like bricks.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Only one house left, she has to be there. Pigcy Robinson give her back, or I'll eat your baby I swear!
Angie moved herself to the last doghouse. She giggled the whole time. Lilith was making her so very happiful having all this fun. This puppet was a skinny piggy who looked very sad and ugly. It was supposed to be Stacy.
Pigcy Robinson: You can't eat my baby, don't you even try! I don't need a wolfie for my babies to die!
Lilith: Wolfie wondered what world he was living in now? Where people lose babies and his wife sleeps around. Where everyone talks about things from before, that no one else cares about except for those four. These three little piggies and their drama to blame, when out came a beautfiful woman to put them to shame.
Lilith looked back toward the house and smiled big. She was very excited now. Nothing happened.
Lilith: A beautiful woman to put them to shame!
Sarah's voice called back to her from inside the house.
Sarah: No!
Lilith: But Saraaaaaaahhhhhh! You promised!
Sarah: No, I didn't... this is fucking stupid!
Lilith got straight up from where she was and ran over to the house to get Sarah. It took a bit but she managed to get Sarah out of the house. Sarah was dressed in a red cloak with a hood on it and carried a prop picnic basket. The two of them argued some more on the way to Lilith's set.
Sarah: Red Riding Hood wasn't even a redhead! And she's not even a part of this story.
Lilith: I knooooowwwww. But this is my story and I want you to be a part of it. It would make me so very happiful. Pllllleeeeeeaaaase?
Sarah rolled her eyes.
Sarah: Fine, just get it over with.
Lilith: Yaaaayyy! Okay.
Lilith cleared her throat and went back to narrating.
Lilith: Woflie noticed Red Riding Hood along her way. She was much more interesting than the piggies and this made his day.
Hank did not want to read lines for Sarah and was uncomfortable now. Lilith nudged him again.
Lilith: Just do it!
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: Uh... Look at this here, a beautiful lady. I can now forget about my cheating wife and all these dead babies.
Sarah just looked at him and didn't say anything at all. Hank looked confused coz she wasn't saying her lines.
Lilith: Saraaaaaahhhh!
Sarah huffed, annoyed. She read her line with no enthusiasm.
Sarah: Oh gee, a big bad wolf, here in my way. I'm just heading to grandmother's house today... oh fuck this.
Lilith: Saaaarrrraaaaaahhhh! Stop swearing! Red Riding Hood doesn't swear!
Hank took a step closer and started reading his next line.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: I wanted to bring all these pigs for a roast. But I cannot decide if they are my friends or my foes. One day I like them, the next I do not. We're all NWA but that one took my spot!
Hank points at the house where Hogsea Black Armstrong lived.
Hank "Lonely Wolf" Brown: So I have not yet eaten, and I need a snack. You look so tempting with that red cloak on your back.
Hank took another step forward and was really getting into character now. Sarah looked at him with an evil look.
Sarah: One more step and I'll knock your fucking teeth out!
Lilith: Saaaarrraaaaahhh! That's not even your line.
Sarah: This is stupid. What the hell does this have to do with anything? Soap opera three pigs and red riding hood? This is a load of crap!
Lilith frowned a bit. She turned to Sarah and looked at her. She was not very happiful right now. All she wanted to do was make Sarah proud of her.
Lilith: But... but that was the point. Wolfie always airs his soap operas with the rest of those NWA people every week. I was thinking NWA meant "No Wrestling Allowed" because as they ever worry about is who has who's baby and who died this week and who's wife is having sex with someone else whilst they talk about whatever happened somewhere else.
Lilith shook her head at Sarah and ripped up her posters and started to destroy her cardboard yellow brick road. She kicked the twigs and hay away from the doghouse and was very very upset.
Lilith: I thought you would have been proud of me Sarah. For making it pretty obvious that Wolfie should be worried about me and not his wife sleeping with his friends. Not worried about some matches he and Chelsea had somewhere else that noooooobody else cares about but them. I tried to do something fun for my promo and you are just a very unhappiful girl! I know you like to be all GRRRRR and serious. But you could at least back me up when I try to do something interesting.
Sarah sighed as she listened to Lilith. Lilith was far from finished with her rant.
Lilith: You gave me the Elite title because you said I was the best. I have my teddys and my stories and my plays. I just wanted to make you smile to know that I had done what you would do. I found the soap operas to be funny and so I went through a lot of trouble with all of this. I don't have to be all GRRRR like you. I laugh at Wolfie because him and Chelsea and all the rest are so stupid. Wolfie isn't going to win, I am. Maybe then you'll be happiful with me.
Lilith threw down the rest of what she had in her hands and stormed to the house. Sarah grabbed her arm and stopped her. She looked at her and smiled.
Sarah: Well then. I guess your play was a success.
Lilith smiled big and pounced onto Sarah with hugs.
Lilith: You're proud of me?
Sarah: Of course I am. You go kick that soap opera wolf's ass.
Lilith: Of course I will Sarah! I will do anything to keep you happiful!
Lilith continued to hug Sarah for a bit. Then she skipped off into the house with a huuuuuge grin. She was going to beat that lonely wolf on Sunday and she knew it.
