WCF Round Up Episode #3 (January 5th Slam)

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WCF Round Up January 5th
(Part One)





*”Down” by Stone Temple Pilots plays over clips of wrestlers performing or posing at recent Slams or Pay Per Views. Come up with one for your character. It’s fun, and it spares me the effort. The show’s title card appears. The opening studio shot is different from the previous Round Up episodes. Bryan Worthy is now sitting at a news desk decked out in a brown suit and purple tie.*



BW: Welcome to the first WCF Round Up of 2014. A new year always brings with it change, and we here at Round Up are no exception to that rule. The show’s format has been altered to improve your viewing experience. We hope these changes will provide greater opportunities for insight and analysis of the weekly Sunday Night Slam broadcasts. So, without further delay, let me introduce my co-host: Jesse Heenan.



*The camera pulls back, revealing a smoking hot redhead is sitting to the left of Worthy. She has on a scoop neck blue chiffon blouse and a tan blazer.*



Jesse Heenan *beaming*: Greetings, fellow travelers of the WCF Universe!



BW: Jesse, it’s a pleasure to have you here.



JH: Thanks, Buzz. It’s ok that I call you Buzz, right? *laughter*



BW: Of course.



JH: I wasn’t sure if that nickname was reserved for your fellow wrestlers.



BW: No, no. Not at all.



JH: I never competed myself. I’m just a longtime fan who’s thrilled to be working for the greatest wrestling promotion on the planet.



BW: It is an honor to be part of the WCF broadcast family, Jesse. And we’re glad you joined us. Now, our top story tonight-



JH: I mean, I’m a big enough WCF booster that I remember when you wrestled here, Buzz.



*Worthy’s smile freezes in place. He seems… confused.*



JH: It might not have been a long stay, but it was pretty unique. Why, in Buzz’s first match *she reaches over and pats Worthy on his shoulder* he fought for a World Championship title shot.



*Buzz nods reluctantly, looking a bit embarrassed.*



BW: That’s ancient history, Jesse.



JH: History is right! Remember who won the match, Buzz?



BW: Of course.



JH: Sarah Twilight did. And it was her first match in the Wrestling Championship Federation, just like it was yours. You were there, Buzz. You were in the ring at the start of Sarah’s incredible run.



*Worthy’s still smiling, but it’s clear he’d like to move on to the recap. *



BW: It has been incredible, I agree.



JH: Legendary, even: a two time Tag Team Champion, Television Champion, Hellimination Survivor, winner of the WCF Classic, and eventually World Champion. And now, she owns the company!



BW: Yes. Her credentials are top-notch.



JH: And it all started when she beat you! *another shoulder pat for Buzz*



BW: There’s no denying that. Now, on to our top story.



*Heenan takes the cue this time, and starts her read. The video display behind her shows a smirking Remus Micayle holding the United States Title. The graphic says “Team Science Wins Big.”*



JH: Doctor Remus Micayle, freash off his history making debut at One where captured the United States Championship by defeating Ryan Rhodes, started Slam off with a rousing victory speech. He vowed to the packed Dunkin Donuts Arena and the millions watching at home that he would defend the title with honor and integrity, starting that very night against Number One Contender Mister Jack Unhappy.



*They show clips of the match between Unhappy, and Micayle, including the spot where the referee misses Micayle tapping out and Micayle’s ultimate victory coming after several chair shots to his opponent.*



BW: In the end, Remus Micayle was able to retain the US title against a more than game Jack Unhappy, though this match, much like Micayle’s win at One, was marred by controversy.



JH: What controversy, Buzz? The match was no DQ, and the ref’s decision is final.



BW: That doesn’t justify his failing to be in position to catch Remus submitting to Jack Unhappy’s Boston crab.



JH: Did you come up with excuses when you lost your matches, Buzz? ‘The lights were in my eyes… my trunks were riding up on me… etcetera etcetera.’ *laughter*



*Worthy gets stone-faced, but does not reply. Heenan continues with the recap.*



JH: It was a big night for Dr. Micayle. Not only did he solidify his championship credentials by beating the Hoggish Harlequin Jack Unhappy, but he also won a victory for Team Science, and our country in general, by convincing traitor to his race El Taco De Genial to embrace a more proper, provincial cuisine.



*The clips of Remus torturing the deep fried tortilla of a jobber until he forsakes Mexican food are shown. When the video package ends and we see the pair of anchors its clear Worthy is put out by what he saw.*



BW: I don’t think it’s fair to call El Taco a traitor to his race, Jesse. He’s a young man who wanted to pair his love of wrestling with his love of Tex-Mex.



JH: The treason charge was Remus’s, not mine, Buzz, so your beef would seem to be with him. For your sake though, you better make sure that its USDA approved. *laughter*



BW: Whipping a man into compliance is not an acceptable method of persuasion for anyone to use; especially not the US Champion. What Dr. Micayle did was distinctly Un-American.



*Heenan rolls her eyes.*



JH: Stop trying to make this about ethics, Buzz. Science is all about results. And right now, using his scientific methods, Dr. Micayle is undefeated in a WCF ring.



BW: Let’s move on. There were several other matches on the card that night, including an exciting three man two team tag match. Serial Thrilla partnered with recent WCF hires Bjorn Erickson and Alaska Riley against the cunning James Fatel, Aubree Celeste’, and David Krink. It was a chance for these six participants to impress company management, and they all delivered.



*We get a recap of the match, up to the finish, where Thrilla pins Fatel after a powerful spear.*



JH: In the end, only one wrestler could pick up the deuce, and that honor went to the powerhouse Serial Thrilla, who nearly folded the “The Wolf” James Fatel in half with an absolutely brutal ‘Shot of Greatness.’



BW: Thrilla’s strength and speed is very impressive. I’m surprised James Fatel still had his boots on after that spear.



JH: And these two aren’t finished yet, Buzz. This Sunday’s Slam is going to see Serial Thrilla face James Fatel in a one on one match up. It’s going to be a classic ‘brains vs. brawn’ encounter, and I can’t wait to watch it.



BW: In other tag team action, People’s Champion Night Rider and Denise D’evil were scheduled to face a reunited Team BioWalker and the demented Diaz Brothers. Only things didn’t quite work out that way.



JH: Too true. Night Rider was forced to compete without his partner since D’evil was abducted at One by the trio calling themselves the Shadows of Darkness. Would operating under such a handicap be too much for the hardcore biker?



*The clips answer Jesse’s question: no. Night Rider wins after a missile drop kick to Jorge Diaz.*



BW: A very strong showing for the People’s Champ. To beat two other tag teams single handedly just shows how capable a wrestler Rider is. And it’s always good to have momentum going into a title match; especially when your opponent is as decorated as the always dangerous Jayson Price.



JH: There would be more excitement for Night Rider after his match. Once again, the Shadows of Darkness would make their presence felt.



*We see a summary of the segment where the Shadows appear on the WCFTron and claim that next week Denise D’evil will return to the ring a pledge her loyalty to the group. They also say Night Rider will soon follow.*



BW: The actions of the Shadows of Darkness have put many in the WCF on edge. Their agenda seems to be to abduct wrestlers and convert them to their cause, but even that isn’t certain. And no one knows who might be the group’s next victim, or even who the Shadows are!



JH *matter-of-factly*: It’s (SPOILERS).



*Bryan gives his co-host a startled look.*



BW: You don’t know that.



JH: Of course I do. It’s (SPOILERS). Everyone knows it’s (SPOILERS).



*Worthy shifts in his seat awkwardly.*



BW: I don’t know that is (SPOILERS).



JH: But you assume that it is, right Buzz?



*More squirming.*



BW: It’s not my job to speculate-



JH: It’s (SPOILERS).



*Jesse has a big Cheshire grin, while Buzz just looks ill.*



BW: We’re up against a break. But when WCF Round Up continues, we’ll see the surprise return of a wrestling legend, and a crowning of a new champion. All that and more, after this.



*Before Round Up goes to break we get the Buzz Cuts title card and a graphic reminding everyone of the Question of the Week: What was the most memorable moment of "One"? Clips follow showing each superstar’s reply.*



Lilith: The most memorable moment? The most memorable moment?! What do you think the most memorable moment was?! Obviously it was when my beloved Sarah beat the living HELL out of Eric Price! All that talk and he still lost. It was a real shame really wasn't it?!



Steele Matthews: The best moment of One? Well that's easy...the moment I walked out on that son of a bitch, Matthew Robinson when he was getting the shit kicked out of him by Oblivion. Ever since I joined this company, I've tried to apologize to him for what I did to him in the past, yet he couldn't just let it fucking go could he? You know, people say that when I walked away from Robinson, I also turned my back on the fans...WELL I FUCKING DIDN'T! They turned their backs on me! I had a legitimate reason for walking away from Robinson instead of helping him out, but because EVERY single fan absolutely LOVE 'The Punisher' Matthew Robinson, they all boo me for what I did! Well I've never needed them in the past, so I don't need them now, and I don't need any 'friends' here in the WCF either! There is only ONE person in this business now that I care about, that being Makayla. Everyone else can go and fuck themselves, even you Bryan 'Buzz' Worthy...FUCK YOU! AND FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE! The year 2014, will be the year of STEELE FUCKING MATTHEWS!



Stacy Robinson: Best moment of One for me personally was the reaction of the crowd when I answered Benjamin Atreyu's open challenge, not to mention the look on Benjamin's face. He underestimated me that night to begin with, much like everyone else who faces me, but let me tell you something Bryan, sooner or later, 'The Queen Of Punishment' will make a name for herself here in the WCF! I'm sick and tired of living in my husband's shadow, I want to show the world that I can become the best!



Doctor Remus Micayle: Well, it is without a doubt my debut at the marquee PPV. Only so many superstars of the WCF have had such a chance to shine, and shine I indeed did. Winning my United States championship in my first ever match at the expense of the fluke Ryan Rhodes was excellent, and I am sure happy that I got to rub it in his bloody face after. Trust me; years after I am done with the business, fans and marks worldwide will still be talking about this match... where a future legend made his first indelible mark in the company.



Jonny Fly: Obviously the most memorable moment for me was pinning Steve Orbit and retaining the World Title. Aside from that, I particularly enjoyed watching my friend Corey Black defeat Torture. That was a win a long time in the making, and it proves that Corey Black is still at the top of his game. Hopefully we'll get to see more of him in a WCF ring this year.



Jorge and his brother Jey Diaz are sitting in front of the camera on little Dora chairs. Jey drinks beer out of a sippy cup.



Jey: The last....Pay Per View of 2013, WAS A GREAT PAY PER VIEW!!



Jorge: Calm down Jey.....



Jey: But what were the most memorable moments?



Jorge: Well, Jey, I think one of the most memorable moments was.... BioWalker, reuniting.



Jay: Oh, yes it was. Then after that they defeated the 8th Wonder, or is it Wonders?



Jorge: Another memorable moment was when I beat Adam Young!!!



Jey: Uh.... you never beat him, I remember him leaving you..... KNOCKED OUT COLD!!



Jorge: Shut up...



Jey: But that ReversaCurrana you did...I liked it.



Jorge: Oh, another memorable moment was when.... Jonny Fly beat Steve Orbit.



Jey: Yes......oh yes......yes.



Jorge stares a Jey, who is masturbating.



Jorge: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE!



Jey: Ok, I got the LAST one here... when Mod Deuce bit the fuck out of raYne's tongue, and then his "Sissy" came out with that chainsaw.



Jorge: Mod Deuce is a tough guy....



Jey: And the winner is.....



Both: MOD DEUCE!!!



Just as they say that Mod Deuce's truck smashes through the walls.



Mod: What do I get?



Both: Nothing...



Mod jumps out of the car and Chokeslams both of them through the table as the camera fades away...






*Commercial Break.  More of Round Up after these messages.*

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*WCF Round Up comes back from commercial. Both Bryan Worthy and Jesse Heenan are at the anchor desk. The screen behind them shows a close up of Gravedigger’s painted face, along with the tagline “Digging ‘Digger”.



JH: Last Sunday at Slam the WCF Universe was treated to the surprise return of one of its mainstays, The Epitome of Hardcore, Gravedigger.



*A recap of Gravedigger’s appearance is shown. The Nerdsmashers come out to the ring issuing an open challenge, the two MS-13 goons appear to beat the hell out of them, and then ‘Digger arrives to finish Kevin and George! off.*



BW: After taking out the Nerdsmashers, the WCF Hall of Famer explained the reason for his return.



*Clips of Gravedigger’s promo are shown. In summary, he came back to wreak havoc on the newcomers to the roster whom he doesn’t feel deserve to be part of the company.*



JH: Strong words from Gravedigger. Those rookies in the locker room who have been running their mouths lately best watch their backs.



BW: It’s interesting to note that Gravedigger’s long-time rival, Oblivion, has made similar statements about WCF’s influx of talent lately, going so far as to target some of them both in and out of the ring.



JH: Maybe they’ll make it a competition: whoever kills the most jobbers between the two wins.



*Worthy looks mortified.*



BW: Jesse, it’s wrong to use that term to describe any of the talented wrestlers in this company. There are no “jobbers” in the Wrestling Championship Federation.



*Jesse laughs a good long while. Ever see the clip of Bobby the Brain guffawing when he’s told Hacksaw Jim Duggan went to college? Like that. Worthy, for his part, sits there and stews before moving on to the next story.*



BW: Marco Valintine, Lilith, and Adam Young faced off in triple threat action at Slam. It was a back and forth contest, with Lilith eventually picking up the win.



*We see Lilith finishing Marco off with her “Kiss of Death” DDT.*



JH: A strong performance for the Number One Contender for the Internet Title. But Lilith’s good night would not stop there. The First Lady of Lunacy’s close, personal friend Sarah Twilight, would come down to the ring bearing gifts.



*There’s a summary of Sarah’s appearance in the ring. She talks about her accomplishments in the WCF and the state of the company. She says she has a major announcement for the next Slam, and awards to Lilith the Elite Title. Also, they make out. Giggity.*



JH: It was a very sweet moment. You could tell how much winning the Elite Title meant to Lilith.



BW: She didn’t win it, Jesse. Sarah Twilight gave it to her.



JH: Oh, she won it, Buzz. It’s the prize for capturing Sarah Twilight’s heart.



BW: Yes, well…. I’m very curious as to see what Sarah Twilight’s announcement for next week is, and why she wants the founder of WCF to be present.



JH: That’s what interested you about that segment, Buzz? Not the open display of mutual respect and affection between two of WCF’s biggest stars?



BW: Seth Lerch departure from the company was very acrimonious. For him to return-



JH: Is it all about backstage politics with you? No room in that smark heart of yours for love?



BW: I’m not a smark, Jesse!



*Jesse gives a triumphant grin as Bryan loses his cool on camera. She reads the next story from the teleprompter.*



JH: The men who faced the Thickness at One for the Tag Team Titles, Jayden Thunder and Dez Angel, faced the Original Gangster and Zack Wild. Nothing was on the line but pride and the winner’s share of the purse, but in the end it would be the OG and Wild coming out on top.



*Highlights of the match were shown. Zack wins it for his team with his version of the F-5, “The Wild Finish” on Dez Angel.*



BW: It was a big win for Gangster and Wild. Word is the victory has motivated them to form an official tag team, “The Wild Gangsters”, and make a play for WCF Gold. Before that, though, both men have been booked in singles matches against serious competition. Zack Wild will be wrestling Jayden Thunder next week, while The Original Gangster has the tough task of fighting the man who main evented One: Steve Orbit.



JH: I feel sorry for Jayden Thunder, Buzz. The man has been on the cusp of victory several times here in WCF, only to come up a bit short. Being handcuffed to a stiff like Dez Angel hasn’t helped him.



BW: “The Lightning Striker” has all the tools to be a success. What he needs is a big win to establish himself. Perhaps next week will be a start in that direction.



*The camera moves to a close up on Jesse. A graphic appears on the screen behind her titled “IMHO”.*



JH: Now it’s time for a new segment on WCF Round Up. “In My Heenan Opinion” will analyze one event from Slam that I think stands out above all others. This week’s topic: the words and wisdom of Eric Price.



*We get a recap of Price’s appearance in the ring. He tells everyone his wife is fine; back at home and recovering from the attack on her perpetrated by Sarah Twilight and Lilith. He also talks about how even though he lost the Ultra Ten Match to Sarah Twilight at One, he still considers it a victory because Sarah had to go to the hospital just like him.*



JH: It was truly a noble warrior that stood in the ring that night. A man bowed, but not broken. He announced to the WCF Universe that, due to his injuries, he would be taking time off from competition, staying home with his wife Rachel so they could recuperate together. Before he left however, he had one final statement to make.



*Eric Price goes on a tirade against the fans, blaming them for his recent troubles. It does not go over well with the audience.*



JH: Eric Price could not be more right in this instance. No wrestler should ever, EVER, listen to the fans. Nothing good comes from appealing to them, or pandering to them. Eric tried that, and the results blew up in his face. There should be only one person a wrestler should worry about making happy, and that’s him or herself. Watching Eric Price’s rapid fall from grace demonstrates this. In this sport, you try to be nice, your setting yourself up to fail. What do you think, Buzz?



*The camera pulls back to show both anchors. Buzz is writing something on his notepad in front of him.*



BW: Oh, what I think doesn’t matter, Jesse. The segment is called “In My Heenan Opinion,” after all.



JH: Yes, but I’m asking. You did wrestle after all.



BW: I did.



JH: And you were a “good guy”, correct?



BW: I tried to be.



JH: Tried to make with the nicey-nice with the fans, played by the rules, etc etc.



*There’s a pause. Buzz looks at Jesse. Big moment here, folks. If this were an Aaron Sorkin joint we’d be hearing a Snuffy Walden score now.*



BW: Yes, I tried to be a good guy, Jesse. I tried following the standards set forward by my family and the people I admired, in and out of the sport. Did I always succeed? No. But not once did I think those values held me back professionally. And never, did I ever, blame my failures in the ring on anyone else. You can lose because you’re not good enough, or the ref missed a call, or your opponent cheated. Or just pure dumb luck. But to place your shortcomings on the fans just reeks of desperation and denial. But there’s something else I’d like to ask you about, Jesse. You said wrestlers shouldn’t listen to their audience.



JH: No. It does them no good. Look at –



*Buzz rose a restraining hand.*



BW: That they ‘don’t matter’.



JH: They don’t. Fans don’t care-



BW: Then why should anyone in the WCF Universe listen to you?



*Jesse fumes, but says nothing. Buzz nonchalantly continues.*



BW: You’re just a fan, after all. Never taken a bump. Never booked a match. Never even help set up a ring I’m guessing. But now you’re telling wrestlers how they should act.



JH: I was hired to give my opinion.



BW: Right. A “fan’s opinion”. We you just claimed doesn’t matter.



*Long pause.*



JH: Fine, Buzz. You want me to say it? What the audience thinks matters. Sometimes.



BW: In Your Heenan Opinion, right?



JH: *grumbles* Yes.



*Worthy smiles. The dude didn’t have many victories in the WCF, so he’ll take them when he can. He does the paper shuffle thing anchors do before going to break.*



BW: When we come back, a major change in the Tag Team landscape has WCF scrambling, and we say goodbye to a dear, feathered friend. Stay tuned.

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*Once again, WCF Round Up returns from commercial, even though it’s recapping a show that’s over a week old and has had another episode since then. Bryan Worthy and Jesse Heenan are at the anchor desk. On the screen behind them is a graphic “Tag Turmoil” with the image of the Tag Title belts left abandoned in the ring.*



BW: The WCF suffered a huge blow to its tag team division when current champions Bobby Cairo and Odin Balfore announced they would be leaving the company, effectively vacating the titles.



JH: The rationale behind the duo’s departure was that they had faced every existing team on the roster and beaten them. Like a pair of Alexanders of Macedonia, they literally had no worlds left to conquer.



*We see a short recap of the Thickness turning their backs on the WCF Universe to much rancor and discontentment.*



BW: Before leaving, the Thickness brutally assaulted their protégé, rookie grappler Diablo Calzone, who had come to the ring requesting a chance to face them for the titles. It is believed Calzone received a concussion from the attack. As of now, the date of his return to active competition is unknown.



JH: As for Balfore and Cairo, at this time they are no longer considered part of the active WCF roster. There is talk of voiding both men’s contracts, and an online petition has begun to remove Mister Cairo from the Wrestling Championship Federation Hall of Fame.



BW: As expected, the loss of the Thickness has thrown the tag division in disarray. At this time there has been no official word on how WCF will determine new winners of the titles, but once that information becomes available we will pass that news on to you.



JH: It’s not just the tag team division that was hurt by the Thickness walking out, Buzz. You were telling us earlier that a former WCF champion was in talks to return expressly to challenge Cairo and Balfore.



*Bryan gives his cohost a cautionary glance. She no-sells it.*



JH: But negotiations broke down when the duo left. Was it a big name, Buzz?



BW: I’d rather not discuss it, Jesse. It’s an ongoing story, and I’m still trying looking for corroboration. LIKE I TOLD YOU OFF CAMERA.



JH: Can you give us a hint?



BW: No.



JH: If I guess it, will you tell us?



BW: No.



JH: Is it Corey Black? Polar Phantasm? Roy Speede?



BW: IN OTHER ACTION Sunday night, a returning Tek defeated Doc Henry in a One rematch.



*Clips of the match are shown, ending with Tek pinning Henry after a Crucifix Cutter.*



BW: The victory earned the two time Tag Champion and former’s People’s Champion a chance to add the Television Title to his resume, as Tek is scheduled to face its current holder, Caleb Fourchon, next week at Slam for the belt.



JH: Steeltoe Joe? Is there going to be a Prophecy reunion?



BW: Please: the next story, Jesse.



*Heenan sighs archly, but complies.*



JH: As for the Television Title, it was meant to be defended at the Dunkin Donuts Arena Sunday night, but the challenger, “The Upgrade” Mod Deuce, was unable to attend the show due to a family emergency. Not that it stopped Caleb Fourchon from attempting to have the match anyway.



*Caleb is shown bullying the ref into starting the match, taunting the crowd, and being interrupted by Steve Orbit. The two brawl before being separated.*



BW: The Cajun Crippler may have been able to avoid a fight against Mod Deuce Sunday, but not the wrath of an angry Mack. He may want to tread lightly in the future.



JH: What was Orbit doing out there anyway? That was no concern of his.



BW: He likely didn’t take well to Caleb Fourchon’s grandstanding. I have a feeling, though; there will be repercussions from this exchange somewhere down the line.



JH: Hopefully so. Steve Orbit needs to be put in his place, just like Stacy Robinson was by Benjamin Atreyu at Slam Sunday night. This was another match that had its origins at One, when Stacy brazenly accepted the S-PAC member’s open challenge to wrestle.



*We see highlights of their Slam match. Atreyu eventually pins Robinson with his Requiem in D Minor finishing move.*



JH: Just like at One, Benjamin Atreyu defeated his opponent, ultimately proving he is in fact the better wrestler.



BW: Better on those nights, yes. But you’re being far too harsh on Stacy Robinson. She’s a capable fighter with a promising future in WCF.



JH: Maybe not. Next week, she’s going to have to face the man, or should I say monster, who injured her husband at One and removed him from competition: “The Dark One” himself, Oblivion!



BW: It’s a chance for some payback for Stacy, and an opportunity for Oblivion to continue his self-induced quest to teach the new additions to the Wrestling Championship Federation “respect”.



JH: Right, and meanwhile poor Benjamin Atreyu wrestles Makayla Cooper, sorry, “Violet”, for no real stakes other than to prevent her from earning a shot at the United States title. What a waste of a main event talent.



BW: While I agree with you that Benjamin Atreyu is amazingly talented, it’s wrong to call this match a waste. Violet is a notable fighter in her own right. If Atreyu is able to defeat her Sunday at Raleigh, I’m sure the WCF Booking Committee will take notice.



JH: Getting noticed was the point of Jayson Price’s Gauntlet Challenge Sunday night. And it paid off for him in spades.



*A recap of Price’s dismantling of Johnny Deep, Mini Torture, Mini Creeping Death, Yeezus Orlando Lamar Oliver, and Steven Seagull is shown, ending with Price’s piledriving the helpless shorebird.*



BW: Disgusting. Utterly and totally disgusting. As the WCF Universe is no doubt aware, Steven Seagull died as a result of his injuries sustained from Jayson Price’s piledriver.



JH: It was an accident, Buzz. Price didn’t mean to kill him. Besides, it’s just a bird.



BW: That bird had a family, dammit!



*Jesse snickers as Buzz slams his fist on the table for emphasis.*



JH: At this time, neither the WCF nor Rhode Island authorities have indicated they will take disciplinary action towards Jayson Price. It would seem any form of reprimand will have to come in the ring from his fellow WCF superstars. This Sunday that chance falls in the kilted lap of Cormac Macneil, who will face “The South Street Nightmare” in singles competition.



BW: As for Mister Seagull, the details of his funeral arrangements have been kept secret out of respect for his family’s privacy. Memorial donations may be made to the National Audubon Society.



JH: We’re going to take one last break. When we come back: Slam’s Main Event. Jonny Fly, Waylon Cash, and Oblivion teamed up against Steve Orbit, Logan, and Chelsea Black Armstrong in a match for the ages. See the highlights, next.



*Before WWCF Round Up goes to commercial there is a tribute video to Steven Seagull. He’s shown flying, preening, eating from a garbage can, and shitting on Hank Brown all to the music of “Wind Beneath My Wings”. The John Tesh instrumental version. After the ads Jesse and Bryan are back to wrap things up.*



BW: Sunday Night Slam capped off with a six man tag match involving a half dozen of the finest wrestlers in the Wrestling Championship Federation. Five of the competitors are veteran Triple Crown winners, and include the current World and Hardcore Champions.



JH: Add to that mix a newcomer who has already won and defended the Television Title since her arrival, and you have a contest that no one in the sold out Dunkin Donuts Arena will ever forget. World Champ Jonny Fly along with Oblivion and the “Hellbilly” Waylon Cash competed against “The Mack” Steve Orbit, current Hardcore Champion Logan, and Chelsea Black Armstrong. Let’s take a look back at this instant classic.



*We get a long recap of the tag match. It is the main event, after all. The match concludes with Steve Orbit hitting the Honey Dip on Oblivion and picking up the win.*



BW: An amazing match. Steve Orbit was able to get a small amount of payback for his loss at One to Jonny Fly by pinning his partner and denying his team the winner’s share of the purse, but all six competitors looked strong Sunday.



JH: They are going to have to put in the same kind of performance next week as well, Buzz, if they want any chance of success. This coming Sunday, live from the PNC Arena in Raleigh, North Carolina, all six will be in competition. Steve Orbit goes toe to toe against the urban and urbane assassin Original Gangster! Waylon Cash wrestles The Diaz Brothers! Oblivion has a date with Stacy Robinson! It’ll be Champion versus Champion versus Champion as Logan faces off against US Title holder Dr. Remus Micayle and People’s Champ Night Rider! And lastly, in our main event: World Champion Jonny Fly against Chelsea Black Armstrong!



BW: It’s a stacked card, no doubt. Looking forward to seeing all the action, live and in person.



JH: And I’m looking forward to recapping the action, right here on WCF Round Up!



BW: As am I. We’re out of time, folks. Thanks for tuning in. For Jesse Heenan, I’m Bryan Worthy. Good night.