The Buddy Roman Invitational

[Buddy Roman]

May I have your attention, all of your pathetic World Championship Federation Pee-ons. My name is Vincent " Buddy" Roman and I am here today to give a very select few of you the very unique, prestigious and profitable  opportunities to be manged by a man of my mental and verbal superiority. I do not ask much of my clients except that they give themselves to my cause. Not to strive to become the very best but to BE the very best in this shit hole of a company. Why am I here you ask? Such a question that your small, insignificant brains couldn't work out with a chalk board and a china-men. If you need to ask that question than YOU are not cut out to be in THE ROMAN LEGION


Entry into The Legion is simple:

Step one:

inquire and submit your resume. IF I like what I see, and that is a very large IF then I will contact you.

Step two:

After you are contacted, you MUST win your match on Slam! in order to be accepted.

Step Three:

After such a time, I will personally extend the invitation to join The Legion, LIVE on Slam! that very night.


If you fail, to which I'm sure the vast majority of you will, then you must go on a five(5) match win streak in order to be considered for The Legion. I don't waste my time on losers and ingrates. In fact this entire company should consider itself grateful that I'm even here. Time to separate the chaff, if any of you have what it takes.

- V. "Buddy" Roman