Dark Imagination: The Return Of The Bears
Jan 5, 2014 11:06:46 GMT -5
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(Sarah Twilight used with permission… obviously)
ALL TEDDYS AND EVENTS IN THIS STORY--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL WRESTLERS--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL WRESTLERS VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED BY LILITH.....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE.
“I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.”
-Woody Allen
“Wake in the deepest dark of night and hear the driving rain. Reach out a hand and take a paw and go to sleep again.”
-Charlotte Gray
“A bear grows more alive with age. No one with one ounce of sensitivity could ever consign a bear to the dustbin.”
-Johnnie Hague
Dark Imagination: The Return Of The Bears
Sarah Twilight’s Trophy Room
Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles California
Monday, December 30th 2013
Lilith had spent the majority of the day bored out of her mind after Sarah had left her at home to go off and deal with important business matters. Lilith sometimes wished that Sarah wasn’t the owner of the wrestling company she sometimes went to and that she could just spend all day at home with Lilith. But as jealous as she may have got of Sarah’s job, she knew that it was making Sarah happy so she didn’t complain too much. Rachel Twilight was still chained up the basement and as fun as it was to poke her with a stick, throw freezing water over her and throw food at her it quickly became boring so Lilith had to find some other things to entertain herself with whilst Sarah was gone. She had gone through Sarah’s entire house, looking through everything she came across and her favourite room of all was Sarah’s trophy room. Lilith saw this room as a perfect place to store her teddy bears and a once shrine of sorts to all of Sarah’s accomplishments had soon become a colourful almost childlike play zone. The photo on the wall of Sarah holding up her very first World Title was now covered in shiny unicorn stickers and her trophy cabinet was now the teddy bear house, the trophies which were once there were now thrown aside into a heap in the corner of the room. Lilith had wondered whether or not Sarah would be angry at her doing this, but she figured that she was all that Sarah needed and so she didn’t think about it again.
Lilith sat on the floor surrounded by her teddy bears admiring all of her hard work. Every single bear was there, from Eric Bear to Cheetah Cub… but one was missing, the bear which was once Liliths favourite… her Logi Bear. Logi Bear was still sat in the cabinet with his back turned on Lilith, it broke Liliths heart to see Logi Bear being like this with her and she still didn’t understand why he was but she wasn’t going to waste her time wondering about such things when she could be having fun.
Lilith: Who wants cake?
The teddy bears cheered as Lilith reached behind her back and brought out what looked like a large homemade chocolate cake, the only problem was the cake looked disgusting and definitely inedible. Some parts were burnt whereas other parts were seeping what appeared to be raw egg. Lilith was a terrible cook, she couldn't even make toast correctly. It actually upset her disappointing Sarah so much with her inability in the kitchen. She tried, she really did but things she tried to make just never came out right.
Badger Bear: 1. Teddy bear picnic cliché
Lilith looked over the teddy bears to find where the voice had come from, she eventually found who she was looking for. There sat in the middle of the bears was a disgusting mold ridden badger cuddly toy. He had a pot of honey next to his paw and looked quite smug, despite the fact that he was surrounded by bears twice his size who could easily crush him.
Badger Bear: 2. Lilith continues to have Mary Sue attitude, Badger Bear is not impressed.
Lilith: SHUT UP YOU TRASHCAN!!!
Badger Bear: 3. Lilith still uses Logan’s catchphrases despite turning her back on him cliché.
Lilith: 4. Badger Bear dies in horrendous road accident.
The group of teddys gasped as Lilith leant over them and picked up Badger Bear from the floor, ignoring the mold which was now all over her hands. She stepped away from them and walked over to the window opening it up and throwing Badger Bear in front of an incoming car. Badger Bear hit the car dead on and tore in half sending stuffing and fabric flying everywhere killing him instantly. Lilith turned around and faced the group of teddys again as an adorable little brown bear charged at her pointing his paw at her. The bear had some cobwebs around him and had a little nametag around his neck saying “Jayson Teddy”.
Jayson Teddy: She… She killed a man or errrrr bear! Quick lets all fear her! She is obviously our superior now!
Lilith just completely ignored Jayson Teddy and walked straight past him back to the center of the room. Lilith was about to cut the cake into separate pieces when suddenly a chubby little bear riding a remote controlled truck zoomed into her.
Mod Bear: Cakeeeeeeeeee!!! It’s mine! ALL MINE!!! None of you get to have any! Back off!
Sarah Teddy: Well thank god someone likes Lilith's cooking…
Lilith looked over the crowd of teddy bears straight at Sarah Teddy. Lilith now had tears in her eyes and looked to be quite crushed at what her beautiful little red furred bear had just said. Sarah Teddy was wearing an adorable little purple witches hat, a purple cloak with moons and stars on it and in her hand was a magic wand. Lilith found this to be quite funny as she had never actually seen the real Sarah cast any spells or do anything witchy whatsoever, she didn’t even have a black cat. Lilith just couldn’t understand how Sarah was a witch… but apparently she was and so Lilith never really questioned it, just in case Sarah did actually turn her into a frog or whatever it was she could do. Lilith began to day dream about Sarah as Mod Bear proceeded to load the entire cake onto his little toy truck and drive off back into the closet.
Eric Bear: Ha! Mod Bear is trapped in the closet! …Did none of you get that joke? Awwwwwww come on! I want some attention damn it! Don’t you know who I am?! I’m Eric…
Lilith: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah… do you ever shut up Eric Bear?! Honestly! You’re starting to get quite annoying now!
Eric looked over at Lilith with a bizarre look on his adorable little face, he looked like he was either about to attack or he was about to pee himself. Lilith couldn’t decide which.
Eric Bear: YOU!!! What did you do to my wife?! You will pay for what you did! YOU WILL PAY!!! Eric Bear will do what’s best for business and he will put an end to you Lilith! You’re nothing but Sarah Teddy’s puppet!
Eric Bear suddenly charged at Lilith and began to slam his adorable little fuzzy paws into her leg. Obi Teddy watched Eric Bear attempt to attack Lilith and joined in with the attack in the only way he knew how…
Obi Teddy: B-B-B-BANGGGGG!!! C-C-C-CRASHHHHH!!! W-W-W-WH-HACKKKK!!!
Lilith rolled her eyes as she looked over at Obi Teddy who just continued to make stupid noises, she then looked down at Eric Bear who just kept on trying to hurt her, Lilith smiled as she grabbed Eric Bear around his collar and picked him up off the floor to look at him in his adorable little face.
Eric Bear: Arghhhhhh! Unhand me you evil woman! I need to do what’s best for business! I need to end you! You must be stopped! You’re weak when Sarah Teddy isn’t protecting you! I will… I will… defeat you!
Lilith looked over at Sarah Teddy, she was now sitting next to her little toy cauldron most likely casting some kind of spell to hex Eric Bear with. Lilith began to laugh as she looked back at Eric Bear who just continued to wriggle in her hands trying to get away.
Lilith: Ummmmmm I could be wrong… but I’m pretty sure Sarah Teddy isn’t protecting me at all right now. She’s busy doing whatever it is she’s doing… how exactly is she protecting me, Eric Bear?
Eric Bear: You unhand me right now! This isn’t right for business! This isn’t right for business at all!
Lilith yawned as she looked down at Eric Bear. He was still wriggling in her hands, still trying to lash out at her but she just rolled her eyes and went to place him back onto the floor. Just as she was seconds away from releasing her grip on him Jayson Teddy caught her attention as he sneaked up behind a bear that looked just like him and stabbed Jay Bear with a tiny plastic dagger, killing Jay Bear instantly. Lilith looked down at Jay Bear with a slight grin on her face as Jayson Teddy began to parade around the room with his fuzzy little arms in the air.
Jayson Teddy: I am so great… I am so great! Would you just look at how amazing I am? I just killed a bear! You’re all worthless compared to me now! Nothing but jobber bears the lot of you! JOBBER BEARS!!!
Lilith was getting quite bored of Jayson Teddy now, he never seemed to shut up and for a Teddy who was covered in cobwebs he sure did seem to think he was not only in his prime but also a lot better than all the other bears. Lilith was about to backhand him when suddenly Sarah Teddy got up onto her feet and charged at Jayson Teddy with her wand outstretched. A zap of green and purple light shot out from the wand and hit right into Jayson Teddy, sending him flying across the room and into the wall. This made one of the trophies fall from the wall where it was sitting and onto the floor. There was a loud crash as Lilith burst out laughing.
Lilith: Hahahahahahahaha! Jayson Teddy you're going to hurt yourself bouncing into the walls like that.
Lilith turned around as she heard the door open from behind her. Sarah Twilight entered the room and she didn't look very happiful at ALL. Sarah's beautiful green eyes looked around the room and she noticed her trophies and achievements all piled into the corner. And Teddys surrounding the whole room. Lilith smiled at her and tried to take her mind off of those pointless trophies.
Lilith: Sarahhhhhh! I've missed you sooooo much!
Sarah Twilight: What the fuck is this? What the hell are you doing?
Lilith noticed that her lovely red head dream girl wasn't being so dreamy right now at all. Quickly thinking, Lilith pointed at the bears.
Lilith: They did it! I tried to tell them no, but they wouldn't listen to me.
Eric Bear and Obi Teddy pouted in protest of being blamed for the mess. Sarah Teddy folded her arms and was imitating Sarah. She looked at Lilith, her red furred paw outstretched.
Sarah Teddy: Look at what you fucking did!
Lilith gasped in horror and looked at Sarah Teddy, while Sarah looked at Lilith, not being amused.
Lilith: Sarah Teddy! That language is not acceptable at all!
Sarah began tapping her foot impatiently as Lilith continued to talk to her bears.
Sarah Twilight: Just clean this mess up. We have work to do soon and I am not in the mood for this shit. Put this room back the way I had it before you brought your stupid toys in here.
Lilith folded her arms and pouted, she looked back up at Sarah.
Lilith: I already told you, I didn't make the mess. Why do I have to clean it?
Sarah Teddy turned and looked angrily at Sarah.
Sarah Teddy: YOU PUT THE FUCKING ROOM BACK RIGHT!
Lilith again gasped at Sarah Teddy.
Lilith: BAD! Bad Sarah Teddy! You do not speak to Sarah like that!
Sarah rolled her eyes whilst Lilith kept on having her conversations.
Sarah Twilight: Clean it, now.
Lilith: Whyyyyyyyyy? It really wasn't me.
Sarah Teddy: Yeah, ya bitch! You don't matter anyway!
Sarah stepped into the room, having heard enough of the nonsense.
Sarah Twilight: It was the bears, huh? You're telling me it was the fucking bear?
Lilith looked a little bit nervous now as she nodded her head.
Sarah Twilight: Well then.
Sarah moved over to where Sarah Teddy was standing and she reached down, picking the bear up.
Sarah Teddy: Don't fuck with me! I'll gouge your eyes out and shove them up your ass!
Sarah Teddy waved her wand at Sarah and the small green and purple zap flew out at Sarah. But it didn't have any effect on her at all. Lilith looked on in fear at what Sarah Teddys fate would be.
Sarah Teddy: Let me go bitch! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
Sarah dropped Sarah Teddy right into her foot and punted the red furred bear across the room. Sarah Teddy went flying out through the open window where Badger Bear had been thrown out of earlier. Lilith heard Sarah Teddys screams as she was kicked out by Sarah.
Sarah Teddy: I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog toooooooooooooooo!!!
Sarah turned back and looked at Lilith after disposing of her bear self.
Sarah Twilight: Now there is no fucking bear. Clean this shit up!
Eric Bear was snickering in the corner next to Obi Teddy as he watched Sarah Teddy get kicked through the window.
Eric Bear: Finally someone put that bitch in her place. She has been the bane of my existence for far too long.
Lilith frowned at Sarah as she was being yelled at for the mess.
Lilith: But... but...
Sarah had definitely had enough and she left the room for a minute before coming back with a big cardboard box. Lilith's eyes went wide as Sarah walked around the room collecting all of her bears. She grabbed Eric Bear first.
Eric Bear: No! What are you doing? Don't put me in that box! I am afraid of the dark! I'll pee my pants!
Eric Bear was tossed into the box, then Obi Teddy and Mod Bear. Cheetah Cub and all of the rest got piled into the box like meaningless trash. This made Lilith very very sad. But when Sarah went to the cabinet to remove the ugliest Teddy of them all, Logi Bear, she shook her head.
Lilith: No! He can't go in the box with all of the rest.
Logi Bear: SHUT UP BOUDLE!
Sarah looked at Lilith curiously. Lilith got up from the floor and grabbed Logi Bear away from Sarah who didn't understand this at all. Lilith ripped Logi Bears head off of him in a furious rage.
Lilith: BAD! BAD Logi Bear! I am not your friend anymore! NOT ANY MORE!
Sarah blinked a few times and shrugged.
Sarah Twilight: Don't get the cotton all over the place, ok?
Lilith: I don't want this Teddy anymore.
Sarah took Logi Bears head and Logi Bears body and put them in a trashcan. She then lit a match and tossed it into the trash. Lilith smiled big as the smoldering bear burnt in the trashcan like the trashcan boudle that he was. Sarah collected the rest of the Teddys and put them into the big cardboard box. Now Lilith started to panic.
Lilith: Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh those are my friends! You can't take them away.
Sarah Twilight: You'll get them back when my room is put back the way it was.
Lilith: But... but... they're just trophies. Why is this such a big deal? Sarahhhh you know I...
Sarah Twilight: You what? You love me? Well if you did, you would cherish the things that I cherish as if they were your very own. Since you haven't respected my things, I am not going to respect yours.
Lilith: But Sarahhhhhhhh!
Sarah Twilight: Clean up the mess.
Sarah took the box of teddys and placed them into the closet, locking them up in the dark, all alone. This made Lilith sad again. She didn't want to put things back how they were. But Sarah said she wouldn't get her teddys back until she did. Sarah walked out of the room and shook her head. As she walked away she said something that Lilith heard.
Sarah Twilight: I don't know what I am gonna do with you.
Lilith pouted putting her hands on her hips.
Lilith: So MEAN! Always just ROARRR I don't know what I am gonna do with you Lilith ROARRR!
She mocked in a child like voice. She then smiled a little and talked quietly so Sarah wouldn't hear it.
Lilith: That's not what you were saying last night.
Lilith huffed confidently and turned up her chin. She looked at one of the pictures of Sarah on the wall even though it was surrounded by shiny unicorn stickers. She put her hand in the air making it look like her hand was in between Sarahs legs on the picture. She wiggled her fingers around and giggled.
Lilith: And that's not what you'll be saying tonight either, so nerrrr!
She sighed, reaaallllly not wanting to clean up the mess. This was not any fun at all. But Lilith remembered the few bears she didn't ever take out to play with. They weren't the best Teddys from her collection, but it was better than nothing. Liliths eyes lit up as Hank Brown Bear walked out from behind the pile of trophies and straightened his adorable little suit.
Lilith: Hank Brown Bear! You'd better stay shhhhed so that Sarah won't hear you. She'll take you away too.
Hank Brown Bear: I can talk quietly. I just wanted an interview with you.
Lilith: Ok, but make sure you're quiet.
Hank Brown Bear nodded as he began the interview.
Hank Brown Bear: I’m live with the best female fighter to ever step foot into the ring, Lilith.
Lilith: Wait, the best female fighter?! I don’t know about that… I’m pretty sure that’s Sarah not me!
Hank Brown Bear: No you’re definitely the best, Lilith. Anyway… it has just be announced that live this Sunday we will see the in ring return of Lilith and she is going up against two of perhaps the softest, most worthless, easily beaten men EVER… Adam Young and Marco… who gives a damn what his last name is, clearly its not important if I can’t even remember it! I…
Lilith: Shut up Hank Brown Bear! Is this even going anywhere? I’m extremely busy you know! Sarah’s just told me to clean up this mess… WHICH I DIDN’T EVEN CAUSE!!! And you’re just sitting there going on and on and on about NOTHING! Get to the point already Sheeeeeesh!
Hank Brown Bear: I was getting to my point, Lilith! Don’t interrupt me please!
Lilith: HEY!!! DON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! I’LL DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!
Hearing Lilith shouting and crashing around Sarah called from the other room. She still sounded very moody.
Sarah Twilight: Lilith it does not sound like you’re cleaning my room! Get back to it!
Lilith looked back at Hank Brown Bear with a sad look on her face. She really didn't like Sarah being all Grrrrrrr with her.
Lilith: See now you’ve gone and got me into trouble! Just get to the point already! Don’t make me interview myself… because I will soooooo do it!
Hank Brown Bear: Okay fine, just try and remain calm.
Hank Brown bear looked so cute trying to be all professional.
Hank Brown Bear: Now first of all Lilith I have to ask… how are you feeling going into this match? I mean you haven’t had a match in a long time! In fact I can’t even remember the last time you had a match… can you remember the last time you had a match?! Neither of us can even remember when you last had a match, Lilith! Are you rusty? Are you going to be easily beaten? Do you even have what it takes to step in the ring with Adam Young and Marco… whatever his last name is?
Lilith suddenly burst out laughing and fell on the floor kicking her feet. She found this very very funny.
Hank Brown Bear: What? What’s so funny?
Lilith: No… please continue, this is hilarious!
Hank Brown Bear: What?! Come on Lilith just answer the question… do you----
Lilith suddenly got back up off the floor and did her best to try and sound all serious. She didn't really do a very good job.
Lilith: Answer the question? You want me to answer the question?! Let me guess… you think I can’t beat them, don’t you! DON’T YOU!!! DON’T YOU LIE TO ME!!! You’re thinking “Oh poor little Lilith, she must be so rusty and unable to do anything without Sarah” that’s it isn’t it! You think I’m going to lose! You think I’m going to get my ass kicked because the last time I was in the ring I was beaten so badly I was put into a coma! Well let me tell you something, Hank Brown Bear! First of all I was NOT in a coma! I was just tired that’s all! Sarah was just nice enough to just help me go to sleep! Secondly… I am not rusty whatsoever! In fact I could… and most likely will, beat both of them without even getting tired! Since I’ve got together with Sarah she has done an EXCELLENT job of increasing my stamina! And last but by no means least… and this is the most important thing which you’re OBVIOUSLY forgetting… I am Lilith!
Lilith grinned happy with the way that went. Had Sarah heard that she would have been proud of her.
Hank Brown Bear: You’re Lilith? What on earth does that mean?
Lilith: It means that I do whatever I want, whenever I want… HOWEVER I want! And there is not a damn thing ANYONE can do to stop me! If I want to beat those two idiots, you better believe that I will beat them! If I want to destroy every single little piece of insignificant GARBAGE within the WCF, you better believe I will do that! And if I want a cookie, you better believe that I will get that cookie! Do you understand?!
Lilith laughed and looked back at Hank Brown Bear. Maybe Sarahs training was doing some good after all. She could now cut a promo and make herself sound all Grrrrrrr. Sarah was a good teacher, it was a shame Lilith always got so distracted during her lessons.
Hank Brown Bear: I… errrrrr… Yeah I guess so. So ummmmm do you have anything to say about Marco? You’ve never fought this guy before, he is completely unknown to you. How do you feel about that?
Lilith: Marco? Wait… that’s the guy who… Hahahahaha! Yes I know who he is now! He’s that one guy who joined Sarah’s company, had like one match and then disappeared again, right?!
Hank Brown Bear: Ummmmmm yes, I believe that is the one. Anything to say about him?
Lilith: What does Lilith have to say about Marco?! Maybe we should ask Marco what Marco thinks about Marco!!
Hank Brown Bear: What?
Lilith pulled out a pair of sunglasses with little hearts all over them and put them on. She tried her best to speak in a deep manly voice but she couldn't really sound much like Marco.
Lilith: Marco thinks that Marco is great and the best. Marco needs to tell you that Marco has to go potty. Marco needs you to know that Marco just ate a burrito. Marco is a walking facebook status update! That is what Marco is. Do you understand Marco when Marco speaks? Marco looks like a girl because Marco thinks that Marco is soooo good looking. When Marco talks about Marco, he doesn't even understand himself! Marco--- Hahahahahaha! I just can’t continue talking like that! That is just way too stupid! Way way way too stupid! I mean what sort of idiot talks like that?!
Suddenly a little Marco Teddy danced out from behind one of the cabinets at the mention of his name. He wore a sparkly glitter outfit that was soooooo cute. His little bear sunglasses even matched the ones Lilith wore.
Marco Teddy: Marco Teddy will not be talked about like that! Marco Teddy does not approve of this!
Lilith blinked a few times. She didn't remember having a Marco Teddy before. In fact she was pretty sure having a Marco Teddy was pointless since Marco himself was pointless. She smiled anyway being it was a new bear to play with.
Lilith: Now now Marco Teddy, I'm only telling you the truth.
Marco Teddy: Marco Teddy will tell you about the truth! Marco ---
"Polo!"
A voiced called out. Lilith looked around the room as the last two teddys she had not taken out to play with came out from the bottom cabinet. These teddys were much bigger than the others and looked like jocks. Kevin Teddy and GEORGE! Teddy walked to the center of the room.
Marco Teddy: You will not mock Marco Teddy like that! Marco Teddy will show you why Marco Teddy is the embassy of awful! The Quiznos Man and the Infraction of Inedible!
Kevin Teddy: NERD!
Marco Teddy: Marco Teddy will not tolerate this ab---
GEORGE! Teddy: NERD!
Marco Teddy: If you continue to make fun of Marco Teddy I will---
Kevin Teddy: NERD!
Lilith: Now Kevin Teddy, GEORGE! Teddy, don't be mean to Marco Teddy. It's not his fault that he's a nerd, or that he can't talk correctly, or that he will lose to me at Slam. You can't go picking on other bears just because they are stupid bears.
GEORGE! Teddy: Well he's still a NERD!
Lilith: Yes, yes he is a nerd. But just because he is worthless and pathetic doesn't mean you can... actually yes, make fun of Marco Teddy. Anyone who talks like that is just stupid and deserves it.
Kevin Teddy and GEORGE! Teddy didn't need to be given permission twice as they surrounded Marco Teddy and bullied him.
Kevin Teddy: NERD!
GEORGE! Teddy: NERD!
Kevin Teddy: NERD!
GEORGE! Teddy: NERD!
Marco Teddy began crying and he ran off trying to get into the closet with the other bears but the closet was locked. In an emo fit he realised he wasn't the center of the universe and jumped out of the window.
Kevin Teddy: Suicide NERD!
Kevin Teddy and GEORGE! Teddy went off to make fun of some other bears. Hank Brown Bear looked confused.
Hank Brown Bear: O----kay… what about Adam Young, do you have anything to say about him?
Lilith: Adam Young?! Hahahaha really?! I mean I knew that Sarah wanted me to have an easy match… but to put me against Adam Young?! Are you serious?! Oh wait… I get it! She wants me to hurt him so much that he’s forced into retirement! Ohhhhhh I get what you’re up to there Sarah! That is very cunning haha! Okay ummmmm… lets see… Adam Young let me put this in a way you’ll understand… You drink your little beers, son. You do whatever it is you do in Texas… perhaps the WORST State in America! Seriously Sarah won’t even take me there it’s so bad! All I wanted was a cowgirl hat but she said no because there wasn’t a chance in hell that she’d step foot in Texas! And yet you love it there?! Why?! Why the hell do you love Texas so much, Adam?! I just don’t get it… Oh wait… I get it! It’s because Texas is just as worthless and just as PATHETIC!!! As you! That’s it isn’t it! Oh yeah I’ve got it spot on there haven’t I, Son?! So yeah, Son… this Sunday you’re going to want to stay at home, Son… don’t even bother coming down to the ring, Son… because if you do, Son… I will make sure you don’t enjoy another beer, Son! You know why, Son?! Because the cold bottle against where your teeth USED TO BE will hurt like hell, Son! That I promise you… Son!
The door opened again and Sarah peeked into the room. Lilith turned and gasped knowing she hadn't cleaned up yet.
Sarah Twilight: Are you done yet? Lilith, what did I tell you?
Lilith: I know! I know! But Hank Brown Bear wanted to interview me about my match on Slam. It's not my fault I promise!
Sarah shook her head and looked disappointed.
Sarah Twilight: Whatever. Clean it later. We have work to do.
Lilith nodded at Sarah and Sarah left the room. Lilith wouldn't have to clean until later and she was excited. She knew what this meant. She would get to spend time with her beautiful red head training and that meant that later on Sarah would forget alllll about Lilith needing to clean up. Lilith had every intention of making sure of that. Lilith got up from the floor like a hyperactive school girl. She looked down at Hank Brown Bear one last time.
Lilith: Marco and Adam Young don't have a sexy red head teaching them everything she knows, now do they? Well I do and I am going to make Sarah proud of me by kicking their worthless asses!
She turned and skipped her way out of the door. Hank Brown Bear smiled and gave her a thumbs up as Lilith went off to spend time doing what she loved more than anything else in the entire world. She was going to be spending the rest of her day with Sarah. Marco Teddy and Adam Young Teddy would just have to wait until Sunday for Lilith to beat them both.
ALL TEDDYS AND EVENTS IN THIS STORY--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL WRESTLERS--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL WRESTLERS VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED BY LILITH.....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE.
“I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.”
-Woody Allen
“Wake in the deepest dark of night and hear the driving rain. Reach out a hand and take a paw and go to sleep again.”
-Charlotte Gray
“A bear grows more alive with age. No one with one ounce of sensitivity could ever consign a bear to the dustbin.”
-Johnnie Hague
Dark Imagination: The Return Of The Bears
Sarah Twilight’s Trophy Room
Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles California
Monday, December 30th 2013
Lilith had spent the majority of the day bored out of her mind after Sarah had left her at home to go off and deal with important business matters. Lilith sometimes wished that Sarah wasn’t the owner of the wrestling company she sometimes went to and that she could just spend all day at home with Lilith. But as jealous as she may have got of Sarah’s job, she knew that it was making Sarah happy so she didn’t complain too much. Rachel Twilight was still chained up the basement and as fun as it was to poke her with a stick, throw freezing water over her and throw food at her it quickly became boring so Lilith had to find some other things to entertain herself with whilst Sarah was gone. She had gone through Sarah’s entire house, looking through everything she came across and her favourite room of all was Sarah’s trophy room. Lilith saw this room as a perfect place to store her teddy bears and a once shrine of sorts to all of Sarah’s accomplishments had soon become a colourful almost childlike play zone. The photo on the wall of Sarah holding up her very first World Title was now covered in shiny unicorn stickers and her trophy cabinet was now the teddy bear house, the trophies which were once there were now thrown aside into a heap in the corner of the room. Lilith had wondered whether or not Sarah would be angry at her doing this, but she figured that she was all that Sarah needed and so she didn’t think about it again.
Lilith sat on the floor surrounded by her teddy bears admiring all of her hard work. Every single bear was there, from Eric Bear to Cheetah Cub… but one was missing, the bear which was once Liliths favourite… her Logi Bear. Logi Bear was still sat in the cabinet with his back turned on Lilith, it broke Liliths heart to see Logi Bear being like this with her and she still didn’t understand why he was but she wasn’t going to waste her time wondering about such things when she could be having fun.
Lilith: Who wants cake?
The teddy bears cheered as Lilith reached behind her back and brought out what looked like a large homemade chocolate cake, the only problem was the cake looked disgusting and definitely inedible. Some parts were burnt whereas other parts were seeping what appeared to be raw egg. Lilith was a terrible cook, she couldn't even make toast correctly. It actually upset her disappointing Sarah so much with her inability in the kitchen. She tried, she really did but things she tried to make just never came out right.
Badger Bear: 1. Teddy bear picnic cliché
Lilith looked over the teddy bears to find where the voice had come from, she eventually found who she was looking for. There sat in the middle of the bears was a disgusting mold ridden badger cuddly toy. He had a pot of honey next to his paw and looked quite smug, despite the fact that he was surrounded by bears twice his size who could easily crush him.
Badger Bear: 2. Lilith continues to have Mary Sue attitude, Badger Bear is not impressed.
Lilith: SHUT UP YOU TRASHCAN!!!
Badger Bear: 3. Lilith still uses Logan’s catchphrases despite turning her back on him cliché.
Lilith: 4. Badger Bear dies in horrendous road accident.
The group of teddys gasped as Lilith leant over them and picked up Badger Bear from the floor, ignoring the mold which was now all over her hands. She stepped away from them and walked over to the window opening it up and throwing Badger Bear in front of an incoming car. Badger Bear hit the car dead on and tore in half sending stuffing and fabric flying everywhere killing him instantly. Lilith turned around and faced the group of teddys again as an adorable little brown bear charged at her pointing his paw at her. The bear had some cobwebs around him and had a little nametag around his neck saying “Jayson Teddy”.
Jayson Teddy: She… She killed a man or errrrr bear! Quick lets all fear her! She is obviously our superior now!
Lilith just completely ignored Jayson Teddy and walked straight past him back to the center of the room. Lilith was about to cut the cake into separate pieces when suddenly a chubby little bear riding a remote controlled truck zoomed into her.
Mod Bear: Cakeeeeeeeeee!!! It’s mine! ALL MINE!!! None of you get to have any! Back off!
Sarah Teddy: Well thank god someone likes Lilith's cooking…
Lilith looked over the crowd of teddy bears straight at Sarah Teddy. Lilith now had tears in her eyes and looked to be quite crushed at what her beautiful little red furred bear had just said. Sarah Teddy was wearing an adorable little purple witches hat, a purple cloak with moons and stars on it and in her hand was a magic wand. Lilith found this to be quite funny as she had never actually seen the real Sarah cast any spells or do anything witchy whatsoever, she didn’t even have a black cat. Lilith just couldn’t understand how Sarah was a witch… but apparently she was and so Lilith never really questioned it, just in case Sarah did actually turn her into a frog or whatever it was she could do. Lilith began to day dream about Sarah as Mod Bear proceeded to load the entire cake onto his little toy truck and drive off back into the closet.
Eric Bear: Ha! Mod Bear is trapped in the closet! …Did none of you get that joke? Awwwwwww come on! I want some attention damn it! Don’t you know who I am?! I’m Eric…
Lilith: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah… do you ever shut up Eric Bear?! Honestly! You’re starting to get quite annoying now!
Eric looked over at Lilith with a bizarre look on his adorable little face, he looked like he was either about to attack or he was about to pee himself. Lilith couldn’t decide which.
Eric Bear: YOU!!! What did you do to my wife?! You will pay for what you did! YOU WILL PAY!!! Eric Bear will do what’s best for business and he will put an end to you Lilith! You’re nothing but Sarah Teddy’s puppet!
Eric Bear suddenly charged at Lilith and began to slam his adorable little fuzzy paws into her leg. Obi Teddy watched Eric Bear attempt to attack Lilith and joined in with the attack in the only way he knew how…
Obi Teddy: B-B-B-BANGGGGG!!! C-C-C-CRASHHHHH!!! W-W-W-WH-HACKKKK!!!
Lilith rolled her eyes as she looked over at Obi Teddy who just continued to make stupid noises, she then looked down at Eric Bear who just kept on trying to hurt her, Lilith smiled as she grabbed Eric Bear around his collar and picked him up off the floor to look at him in his adorable little face.
Eric Bear: Arghhhhhh! Unhand me you evil woman! I need to do what’s best for business! I need to end you! You must be stopped! You’re weak when Sarah Teddy isn’t protecting you! I will… I will… defeat you!
Lilith looked over at Sarah Teddy, she was now sitting next to her little toy cauldron most likely casting some kind of spell to hex Eric Bear with. Lilith began to laugh as she looked back at Eric Bear who just continued to wriggle in her hands trying to get away.
Lilith: Ummmmmm I could be wrong… but I’m pretty sure Sarah Teddy isn’t protecting me at all right now. She’s busy doing whatever it is she’s doing… how exactly is she protecting me, Eric Bear?
Eric Bear: You unhand me right now! This isn’t right for business! This isn’t right for business at all!
Lilith yawned as she looked down at Eric Bear. He was still wriggling in her hands, still trying to lash out at her but she just rolled her eyes and went to place him back onto the floor. Just as she was seconds away from releasing her grip on him Jayson Teddy caught her attention as he sneaked up behind a bear that looked just like him and stabbed Jay Bear with a tiny plastic dagger, killing Jay Bear instantly. Lilith looked down at Jay Bear with a slight grin on her face as Jayson Teddy began to parade around the room with his fuzzy little arms in the air.
Jayson Teddy: I am so great… I am so great! Would you just look at how amazing I am? I just killed a bear! You’re all worthless compared to me now! Nothing but jobber bears the lot of you! JOBBER BEARS!!!
Lilith was getting quite bored of Jayson Teddy now, he never seemed to shut up and for a Teddy who was covered in cobwebs he sure did seem to think he was not only in his prime but also a lot better than all the other bears. Lilith was about to backhand him when suddenly Sarah Teddy got up onto her feet and charged at Jayson Teddy with her wand outstretched. A zap of green and purple light shot out from the wand and hit right into Jayson Teddy, sending him flying across the room and into the wall. This made one of the trophies fall from the wall where it was sitting and onto the floor. There was a loud crash as Lilith burst out laughing.
Lilith: Hahahahahahahaha! Jayson Teddy you're going to hurt yourself bouncing into the walls like that.
Lilith turned around as she heard the door open from behind her. Sarah Twilight entered the room and she didn't look very happiful at ALL. Sarah's beautiful green eyes looked around the room and she noticed her trophies and achievements all piled into the corner. And Teddys surrounding the whole room. Lilith smiled at her and tried to take her mind off of those pointless trophies.
Lilith: Sarahhhhhh! I've missed you sooooo much!
Sarah Twilight: What the fuck is this? What the hell are you doing?
Lilith noticed that her lovely red head dream girl wasn't being so dreamy right now at all. Quickly thinking, Lilith pointed at the bears.
Lilith: They did it! I tried to tell them no, but they wouldn't listen to me.
Eric Bear and Obi Teddy pouted in protest of being blamed for the mess. Sarah Teddy folded her arms and was imitating Sarah. She looked at Lilith, her red furred paw outstretched.
Sarah Teddy: Look at what you fucking did!
Lilith gasped in horror and looked at Sarah Teddy, while Sarah looked at Lilith, not being amused.
Lilith: Sarah Teddy! That language is not acceptable at all!
Sarah began tapping her foot impatiently as Lilith continued to talk to her bears.
Sarah Twilight: Just clean this mess up. We have work to do soon and I am not in the mood for this shit. Put this room back the way I had it before you brought your stupid toys in here.
Lilith folded her arms and pouted, she looked back up at Sarah.
Lilith: I already told you, I didn't make the mess. Why do I have to clean it?
Sarah Teddy turned and looked angrily at Sarah.
Sarah Teddy: YOU PUT THE FUCKING ROOM BACK RIGHT!
Lilith again gasped at Sarah Teddy.
Lilith: BAD! Bad Sarah Teddy! You do not speak to Sarah like that!
Sarah rolled her eyes whilst Lilith kept on having her conversations.
Sarah Twilight: Clean it, now.
Lilith: Whyyyyyyyyy? It really wasn't me.
Sarah Teddy: Yeah, ya bitch! You don't matter anyway!
Sarah stepped into the room, having heard enough of the nonsense.
Sarah Twilight: It was the bears, huh? You're telling me it was the fucking bear?
Lilith looked a little bit nervous now as she nodded her head.
Sarah Twilight: Well then.
Sarah moved over to where Sarah Teddy was standing and she reached down, picking the bear up.
Sarah Teddy: Don't fuck with me! I'll gouge your eyes out and shove them up your ass!
Sarah Teddy waved her wand at Sarah and the small green and purple zap flew out at Sarah. But it didn't have any effect on her at all. Lilith looked on in fear at what Sarah Teddys fate would be.
Sarah Teddy: Let me go bitch! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
Sarah dropped Sarah Teddy right into her foot and punted the red furred bear across the room. Sarah Teddy went flying out through the open window where Badger Bear had been thrown out of earlier. Lilith heard Sarah Teddys screams as she was kicked out by Sarah.
Sarah Teddy: I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog toooooooooooooooo!!!
Sarah turned back and looked at Lilith after disposing of her bear self.
Sarah Twilight: Now there is no fucking bear. Clean this shit up!
Eric Bear was snickering in the corner next to Obi Teddy as he watched Sarah Teddy get kicked through the window.
Eric Bear: Finally someone put that bitch in her place. She has been the bane of my existence for far too long.
Lilith frowned at Sarah as she was being yelled at for the mess.
Lilith: But... but...
Sarah had definitely had enough and she left the room for a minute before coming back with a big cardboard box. Lilith's eyes went wide as Sarah walked around the room collecting all of her bears. She grabbed Eric Bear first.
Eric Bear: No! What are you doing? Don't put me in that box! I am afraid of the dark! I'll pee my pants!
Eric Bear was tossed into the box, then Obi Teddy and Mod Bear. Cheetah Cub and all of the rest got piled into the box like meaningless trash. This made Lilith very very sad. But when Sarah went to the cabinet to remove the ugliest Teddy of them all, Logi Bear, she shook her head.
Lilith: No! He can't go in the box with all of the rest.
Logi Bear: SHUT UP BOUDLE!
Sarah looked at Lilith curiously. Lilith got up from the floor and grabbed Logi Bear away from Sarah who didn't understand this at all. Lilith ripped Logi Bears head off of him in a furious rage.
Lilith: BAD! BAD Logi Bear! I am not your friend anymore! NOT ANY MORE!
Sarah blinked a few times and shrugged.
Sarah Twilight: Don't get the cotton all over the place, ok?
Lilith: I don't want this Teddy anymore.
Sarah took Logi Bears head and Logi Bears body and put them in a trashcan. She then lit a match and tossed it into the trash. Lilith smiled big as the smoldering bear burnt in the trashcan like the trashcan boudle that he was. Sarah collected the rest of the Teddys and put them into the big cardboard box. Now Lilith started to panic.
Lilith: Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh those are my friends! You can't take them away.
Sarah Twilight: You'll get them back when my room is put back the way it was.
Lilith: But... but... they're just trophies. Why is this such a big deal? Sarahhhh you know I...
Sarah Twilight: You what? You love me? Well if you did, you would cherish the things that I cherish as if they were your very own. Since you haven't respected my things, I am not going to respect yours.
Lilith: But Sarahhhhhhhh!
Sarah Twilight: Clean up the mess.
Sarah took the box of teddys and placed them into the closet, locking them up in the dark, all alone. This made Lilith sad again. She didn't want to put things back how they were. But Sarah said she wouldn't get her teddys back until she did. Sarah walked out of the room and shook her head. As she walked away she said something that Lilith heard.
Sarah Twilight: I don't know what I am gonna do with you.
Lilith pouted putting her hands on her hips.
Lilith: So MEAN! Always just ROARRR I don't know what I am gonna do with you Lilith ROARRR!
She mocked in a child like voice. She then smiled a little and talked quietly so Sarah wouldn't hear it.
Lilith: That's not what you were saying last night.
Lilith huffed confidently and turned up her chin. She looked at one of the pictures of Sarah on the wall even though it was surrounded by shiny unicorn stickers. She put her hand in the air making it look like her hand was in between Sarahs legs on the picture. She wiggled her fingers around and giggled.
Lilith: And that's not what you'll be saying tonight either, so nerrrr!
She sighed, reaaallllly not wanting to clean up the mess. This was not any fun at all. But Lilith remembered the few bears she didn't ever take out to play with. They weren't the best Teddys from her collection, but it was better than nothing. Liliths eyes lit up as Hank Brown Bear walked out from behind the pile of trophies and straightened his adorable little suit.
Lilith: Hank Brown Bear! You'd better stay shhhhed so that Sarah won't hear you. She'll take you away too.
Hank Brown Bear: I can talk quietly. I just wanted an interview with you.
Lilith: Ok, but make sure you're quiet.
Hank Brown Bear nodded as he began the interview.
Hank Brown Bear: I’m live with the best female fighter to ever step foot into the ring, Lilith.
Lilith: Wait, the best female fighter?! I don’t know about that… I’m pretty sure that’s Sarah not me!
Hank Brown Bear: No you’re definitely the best, Lilith. Anyway… it has just be announced that live this Sunday we will see the in ring return of Lilith and she is going up against two of perhaps the softest, most worthless, easily beaten men EVER… Adam Young and Marco… who gives a damn what his last name is, clearly its not important if I can’t even remember it! I…
Lilith: Shut up Hank Brown Bear! Is this even going anywhere? I’m extremely busy you know! Sarah’s just told me to clean up this mess… WHICH I DIDN’T EVEN CAUSE!!! And you’re just sitting there going on and on and on about NOTHING! Get to the point already Sheeeeeesh!
Hank Brown Bear: I was getting to my point, Lilith! Don’t interrupt me please!
Lilith: HEY!!! DON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! I’LL DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!
Hearing Lilith shouting and crashing around Sarah called from the other room. She still sounded very moody.
Sarah Twilight: Lilith it does not sound like you’re cleaning my room! Get back to it!
Lilith looked back at Hank Brown Bear with a sad look on her face. She really didn't like Sarah being all Grrrrrrr with her.
Lilith: See now you’ve gone and got me into trouble! Just get to the point already! Don’t make me interview myself… because I will soooooo do it!
Hank Brown Bear: Okay fine, just try and remain calm.
Hank Brown bear looked so cute trying to be all professional.
Hank Brown Bear: Now first of all Lilith I have to ask… how are you feeling going into this match? I mean you haven’t had a match in a long time! In fact I can’t even remember the last time you had a match… can you remember the last time you had a match?! Neither of us can even remember when you last had a match, Lilith! Are you rusty? Are you going to be easily beaten? Do you even have what it takes to step in the ring with Adam Young and Marco… whatever his last name is?
Lilith suddenly burst out laughing and fell on the floor kicking her feet. She found this very very funny.
Hank Brown Bear: What? What’s so funny?
Lilith: No… please continue, this is hilarious!
Hank Brown Bear: What?! Come on Lilith just answer the question… do you----
Lilith suddenly got back up off the floor and did her best to try and sound all serious. She didn't really do a very good job.
Lilith: Answer the question? You want me to answer the question?! Let me guess… you think I can’t beat them, don’t you! DON’T YOU!!! DON’T YOU LIE TO ME!!! You’re thinking “Oh poor little Lilith, she must be so rusty and unable to do anything without Sarah” that’s it isn’t it! You think I’m going to lose! You think I’m going to get my ass kicked because the last time I was in the ring I was beaten so badly I was put into a coma! Well let me tell you something, Hank Brown Bear! First of all I was NOT in a coma! I was just tired that’s all! Sarah was just nice enough to just help me go to sleep! Secondly… I am not rusty whatsoever! In fact I could… and most likely will, beat both of them without even getting tired! Since I’ve got together with Sarah she has done an EXCELLENT job of increasing my stamina! And last but by no means least… and this is the most important thing which you’re OBVIOUSLY forgetting… I am Lilith!
Lilith grinned happy with the way that went. Had Sarah heard that she would have been proud of her.
Hank Brown Bear: You’re Lilith? What on earth does that mean?
Lilith: It means that I do whatever I want, whenever I want… HOWEVER I want! And there is not a damn thing ANYONE can do to stop me! If I want to beat those two idiots, you better believe that I will beat them! If I want to destroy every single little piece of insignificant GARBAGE within the WCF, you better believe I will do that! And if I want a cookie, you better believe that I will get that cookie! Do you understand?!
Lilith laughed and looked back at Hank Brown Bear. Maybe Sarahs training was doing some good after all. She could now cut a promo and make herself sound all Grrrrrrr. Sarah was a good teacher, it was a shame Lilith always got so distracted during her lessons.
Hank Brown Bear: I… errrrrr… Yeah I guess so. So ummmmm do you have anything to say about Marco? You’ve never fought this guy before, he is completely unknown to you. How do you feel about that?
Lilith: Marco? Wait… that’s the guy who… Hahahahaha! Yes I know who he is now! He’s that one guy who joined Sarah’s company, had like one match and then disappeared again, right?!
Hank Brown Bear: Ummmmmm yes, I believe that is the one. Anything to say about him?
Lilith: What does Lilith have to say about Marco?! Maybe we should ask Marco what Marco thinks about Marco!!
Hank Brown Bear: What?
Lilith pulled out a pair of sunglasses with little hearts all over them and put them on. She tried her best to speak in a deep manly voice but she couldn't really sound much like Marco.
Lilith: Marco thinks that Marco is great and the best. Marco needs to tell you that Marco has to go potty. Marco needs you to know that Marco just ate a burrito. Marco is a walking facebook status update! That is what Marco is. Do you understand Marco when Marco speaks? Marco looks like a girl because Marco thinks that Marco is soooo good looking. When Marco talks about Marco, he doesn't even understand himself! Marco--- Hahahahahaha! I just can’t continue talking like that! That is just way too stupid! Way way way too stupid! I mean what sort of idiot talks like that?!
Suddenly a little Marco Teddy danced out from behind one of the cabinets at the mention of his name. He wore a sparkly glitter outfit that was soooooo cute. His little bear sunglasses even matched the ones Lilith wore.
Marco Teddy: Marco Teddy will not be talked about like that! Marco Teddy does not approve of this!
Lilith blinked a few times. She didn't remember having a Marco Teddy before. In fact she was pretty sure having a Marco Teddy was pointless since Marco himself was pointless. She smiled anyway being it was a new bear to play with.
Lilith: Now now Marco Teddy, I'm only telling you the truth.
Marco Teddy: Marco Teddy will tell you about the truth! Marco ---
"Polo!"
A voiced called out. Lilith looked around the room as the last two teddys she had not taken out to play with came out from the bottom cabinet. These teddys were much bigger than the others and looked like jocks. Kevin Teddy and GEORGE! Teddy walked to the center of the room.
Marco Teddy: You will not mock Marco Teddy like that! Marco Teddy will show you why Marco Teddy is the embassy of awful! The Quiznos Man and the Infraction of Inedible!
Kevin Teddy: NERD!
Marco Teddy: Marco Teddy will not tolerate this ab---
GEORGE! Teddy: NERD!
Marco Teddy: If you continue to make fun of Marco Teddy I will---
Kevin Teddy: NERD!
Lilith: Now Kevin Teddy, GEORGE! Teddy, don't be mean to Marco Teddy. It's not his fault that he's a nerd, or that he can't talk correctly, or that he will lose to me at Slam. You can't go picking on other bears just because they are stupid bears.
GEORGE! Teddy: Well he's still a NERD!
Lilith: Yes, yes he is a nerd. But just because he is worthless and pathetic doesn't mean you can... actually yes, make fun of Marco Teddy. Anyone who talks like that is just stupid and deserves it.
Kevin Teddy and GEORGE! Teddy didn't need to be given permission twice as they surrounded Marco Teddy and bullied him.
Kevin Teddy: NERD!
GEORGE! Teddy: NERD!
Kevin Teddy: NERD!
GEORGE! Teddy: NERD!
Marco Teddy began crying and he ran off trying to get into the closet with the other bears but the closet was locked. In an emo fit he realised he wasn't the center of the universe and jumped out of the window.
Kevin Teddy: Suicide NERD!
Kevin Teddy and GEORGE! Teddy went off to make fun of some other bears. Hank Brown Bear looked confused.
Hank Brown Bear: O----kay… what about Adam Young, do you have anything to say about him?
Lilith: Adam Young?! Hahahaha really?! I mean I knew that Sarah wanted me to have an easy match… but to put me against Adam Young?! Are you serious?! Oh wait… I get it! She wants me to hurt him so much that he’s forced into retirement! Ohhhhhh I get what you’re up to there Sarah! That is very cunning haha! Okay ummmmm… lets see… Adam Young let me put this in a way you’ll understand… You drink your little beers, son. You do whatever it is you do in Texas… perhaps the WORST State in America! Seriously Sarah won’t even take me there it’s so bad! All I wanted was a cowgirl hat but she said no because there wasn’t a chance in hell that she’d step foot in Texas! And yet you love it there?! Why?! Why the hell do you love Texas so much, Adam?! I just don’t get it… Oh wait… I get it! It’s because Texas is just as worthless and just as PATHETIC!!! As you! That’s it isn’t it! Oh yeah I’ve got it spot on there haven’t I, Son?! So yeah, Son… this Sunday you’re going to want to stay at home, Son… don’t even bother coming down to the ring, Son… because if you do, Son… I will make sure you don’t enjoy another beer, Son! You know why, Son?! Because the cold bottle against where your teeth USED TO BE will hurt like hell, Son! That I promise you… Son!
The door opened again and Sarah peeked into the room. Lilith turned and gasped knowing she hadn't cleaned up yet.
Sarah Twilight: Are you done yet? Lilith, what did I tell you?
Lilith: I know! I know! But Hank Brown Bear wanted to interview me about my match on Slam. It's not my fault I promise!
Sarah shook her head and looked disappointed.
Sarah Twilight: Whatever. Clean it later. We have work to do.
Lilith nodded at Sarah and Sarah left the room. Lilith wouldn't have to clean until later and she was excited. She knew what this meant. She would get to spend time with her beautiful red head training and that meant that later on Sarah would forget alllll about Lilith needing to clean up. Lilith had every intention of making sure of that. Lilith got up from the floor like a hyperactive school girl. She looked down at Hank Brown Bear one last time.
Lilith: Marco and Adam Young don't have a sexy red head teaching them everything she knows, now do they? Well I do and I am going to make Sarah proud of me by kicking their worthless asses!
She turned and skipped her way out of the door. Hank Brown Bear smiled and gave her a thumbs up as Lilith went off to spend time doing what she loved more than anything else in the entire world. She was going to be spending the rest of her day with Sarah. Marco Teddy and Adam Young Teddy would just have to wait until Sunday for Lilith to beat them both.
