Lilith & Logans Christmas Spectacular
Dec 24, 2013 18:25:19 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2013 18:25:19 GMT -5
The following footage was filmed in front of a live audience last week
Lilith & Logans Christmas Spectacular
The scene lights up as Logan stands by a fake studio window watching artificial snowflakes falling past the window. He is dressed in full Santa Claus attire and looks extremely Christmassy. Next to him is a large fully decorated Christmas tree, with a few presents scattered underneath it. A few Christmas bells can be heard in the background as Logan continues to pose.
Logan: Ah the holidays, a time for love, joy and…
Lilith suddenly interrupts Logan, she is off camera and is presumably sitting in the directors chair with a small, most likely paid, audience sitting behind her.
Lilith: CUT!!! Logi Bear you said it wrong!
Logan: What do you mean I said it wrong, babygurl? It sounded fine to me!
Lilith: No no no… your line is “Ah the boudle holidays, a time for trashcans, babygurls and hotdogs.” You can’t forget those words! The people LOVE those words! It’s what they pay you for!
Logan: Ermmmm, Lilith. I’m not getting paid for this. Also that line is stupid, I would never say that.
Lilith: Shut up, Logan!
Logan: SHUT UP!!!
Lilith: YOU SHUT UP!!! I’M THE DIRECTOR YOU DO AS I SAY!!!
Logan: Direct THIS!
Logan hits a Pelvic Thrust in Liliths direction, which clearly irritates the dark haired vixen as she charges at Logan and sends him crashing through fake window. The two wrestlers begin to brawl on top of the fake snow as the scene fades out.
The scene resumes and Logan is now back in his original place with a brand new piece of glass in the window.
Logan: I swear you’re such a boudle bitch, Lilith.
Lilith: I love you too Logi Bear… Now… ACTION!!!
Lilith snaps her director’s board together and once again the Christmas bells softly play in the background. Logan steps closer to the window taking a look outside, doing an excellent job of acting.
Logan: Ah the holidays, a time for joy, laughter and hotdogs.
Logan gives Lilith a quick look as he was clearly unsure of that line, but he proceeds onto the next scene. He takes a few steps away from the window and sits himself down into the big leather chair next to the Christmas tree.
Logan: Welcome to Lilith and Logans Christmas Spectacular... wait Lilith and Logans?! Why do you come first?!
Lilith: Just go with it!
Logan: Whatever. Tonight we have some wonderful treats for you, but first let’s start with the Christmas letters.
Lilith skips into the scene with a large Christmas sack over her shoulder. She is also wearing a Christmas outfit, but hers is very tight, very short and extremely revealing. Logan continues to stare at Liliths body as she jumps onto his lap, placing the large Christmas sack on top of them both. She reaches into the sack and pulls out one of the cutest looking letters.
Lilith: This is a good one, Logi Bear! It’s red and it’s got glitter all over it! Read this one first. Pleaseeeeeeeee?
Logan: Alright babygurl.
Logan grabs the letter, taking it out of the envelope and reading a few of the lines to himself before he reads it aloud. He begins to smile as he reads the letter, Lilith now excitedly bouncing up and down in his lap.
Logan: “Dear Lilith. You’re funny, but you’re crazy. Who do you think you are? You’ll never amount to anything in WCF. Love Billy”.
Lilith: Wait, WHAT?! Let me see that!
Lilith grabs the letter out of Logans hand and quickly realises that she can’t actually read it and throws it back at him.
Lilith: Does it… does it actually say that?!
Logan: That it does. What boudle sent that in, huh?
Lilith: Shut up, Logan! Give me that!
Lilith grabs the letter out of Logans hand and throws it into the nearby fireplace. She looks back at Logan and picks out another letter. She hands it to Logan and looks quite sorry for herself that someone doesn’t like her. It was probably Logan who sent it too, he was always playing tricks on her like that.
Lilith: This one better be a good one!
Logan: It looks good to me. “Dear Logan…” hmmmmm this ones about me… “You killed my wife, I can’t stand you… I’m going to find you… blah blah blah blah blah”.
Lilith: Wait… you killed someone’s wife?!
Logan: Eh, she probably had it coming.
Logan quickly leans over and throws that letter into the fireplace as well. Lilith looks at him with shock on her face, he hadn’t even finished reading that letter.
Lilith: HEY!!! I wanted to know what else it said! Stop ruining Christmas, Logan! I knew I should have asked Roy to do this instead!
Logan: Ruin THIS!
Logan hits another pelvic thrust as Lilith clearly gets a bit angry with him that he’s not taking this seriously. She suddenly slaps Logan hard across his face and begins pulling on his Santa hat.
Lilith: STOP RUINING CHRISTMAS!!!
Logan: Get off me you crazy boudle bitch!
Logan pushes Lilith as hard as he possibly could, sending her flying across the floor. Once again Lilith charges at Logan, sending them both flying over the top of the leather chair. They begin to brawl yet again as the scene fades to black.
The scene comes back on and Logan and Lilith are once again sat in the large leather chair looking a bit dishevelled. The sack of letters has now disappeared.
Logan: Well, its now time to open the presents…
Lilith: OOOOOOOOO PRESENTS!!! Here open this one first!
Lilith quickly grabs one of the nearby presents which is wrapped in golden paper with a nice little bow tied around it. Lilith throws the present into Logan, accidentally hitting it across his face but he doesn’t seem to care.
Lilith: This ones from me! Open it! Open it! OPEN IT!
Logan quickly rips off the wrapping paper, opening the box and throwing some of the packaging all over the floor. He reaches into the box and pulls out a replica WCF World Title. Lilith now has a massive grin on her face.
Lilith: Do you like it? You’ll get the real thing one day.
Logan: What?! What did you say?!
Lilith: Shhhhhhh
Logan: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lilith: SHHHHHH!!!
Logan: SHUT THOSE CAMERAS OFF!!! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU TRASHCAN… DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM…
Lilith tries to hold Logan down in the chair but the Hardcore Champion is too strong for her and easily pushes her away. Logan tries to attack Lilith yet again as the cameras once again fade out. The cameras come back in to find Lilith bent over Logans lap, Logan is spanking the dark haired woman who continues to wriggle trying to get away from him.
Logan: Bad! BAD!!! Don’t you talk to your Hardcore Champion like that!
The scene once again fades out and eventually comes back to normal. Logan and Lilith are once again sitting on the leather chair, Lilith still on top of Logan with her arms wrapped around his neck.
Lilith: Sooooooo what did you get me, Logi Bear?
Logan: I didn’t get you anything…
Lilith pulls the most pathetic yet adorable puppy dog face she can manage as she looks into Logans eyes.
Lilith: But…
Logan: I’m just kidding! I did really!
Lilith: Yayyyyyy!
Lilith begins to bounce up and down on Logans lap clapping her hands together. Logan reaches down and picks up a small box, it is tiny compared to the box Lilith gave him.
Logan: This is for you babygurl.
Lilith excitedly rips through all the packaging and tears the box open to reveal a golden cuddly hotdog. She looks at Logan and then back at the golden hotdog toy.
Logan: What? Don’t you like it?
Lilith: I… I… I LOVE IT!!! Thank you so much Logi Bear!
Lilith wraps her around around Logans neck once again and squeezes him until his face nearly starts to turn blue. She eventually lets go of him, continuing to grin into his face.
Logan: Happy Holiday my little Lily Pad.
Lilith: Happy Holidays Logi Bear.
Lilith once again grabs Logan for a cuddle as the scene fades out. Happy Holidays flashes across the screen as the camera pans out to show that Lilith had been watching herself and Logan on TV. Lilith hadn’t seen Logan in days, not since Logan had found out that Lilith was with Sarah Twilight. Lilith wipes away some of the tears which ran down her face as she switches off the TV.
Lilith & Logans Christmas Spectacular
The scene lights up as Logan stands by a fake studio window watching artificial snowflakes falling past the window. He is dressed in full Santa Claus attire and looks extremely Christmassy. Next to him is a large fully decorated Christmas tree, with a few presents scattered underneath it. A few Christmas bells can be heard in the background as Logan continues to pose.
Logan: Ah the holidays, a time for love, joy and…
Lilith suddenly interrupts Logan, she is off camera and is presumably sitting in the directors chair with a small, most likely paid, audience sitting behind her.
Lilith: CUT!!! Logi Bear you said it wrong!
Logan: What do you mean I said it wrong, babygurl? It sounded fine to me!
Lilith: No no no… your line is “Ah the boudle holidays, a time for trashcans, babygurls and hotdogs.” You can’t forget those words! The people LOVE those words! It’s what they pay you for!
Logan: Ermmmm, Lilith. I’m not getting paid for this. Also that line is stupid, I would never say that.
Lilith: Shut up, Logan!
Logan: SHUT UP!!!
Lilith: YOU SHUT UP!!! I’M THE DIRECTOR YOU DO AS I SAY!!!
Logan: Direct THIS!
Logan hits a Pelvic Thrust in Liliths direction, which clearly irritates the dark haired vixen as she charges at Logan and sends him crashing through fake window. The two wrestlers begin to brawl on top of the fake snow as the scene fades out.
The scene resumes and Logan is now back in his original place with a brand new piece of glass in the window.
Logan: I swear you’re such a boudle bitch, Lilith.
Lilith: I love you too Logi Bear… Now… ACTION!!!
Lilith snaps her director’s board together and once again the Christmas bells softly play in the background. Logan steps closer to the window taking a look outside, doing an excellent job of acting.
Logan: Ah the holidays, a time for joy, laughter and hotdogs.
Logan gives Lilith a quick look as he was clearly unsure of that line, but he proceeds onto the next scene. He takes a few steps away from the window and sits himself down into the big leather chair next to the Christmas tree.
Logan: Welcome to Lilith and Logans Christmas Spectacular... wait Lilith and Logans?! Why do you come first?!
Lilith: Just go with it!
Logan: Whatever. Tonight we have some wonderful treats for you, but first let’s start with the Christmas letters.
Lilith skips into the scene with a large Christmas sack over her shoulder. She is also wearing a Christmas outfit, but hers is very tight, very short and extremely revealing. Logan continues to stare at Liliths body as she jumps onto his lap, placing the large Christmas sack on top of them both. She reaches into the sack and pulls out one of the cutest looking letters.
Lilith: This is a good one, Logi Bear! It’s red and it’s got glitter all over it! Read this one first. Pleaseeeeeeeee?
Logan: Alright babygurl.
Logan grabs the letter, taking it out of the envelope and reading a few of the lines to himself before he reads it aloud. He begins to smile as he reads the letter, Lilith now excitedly bouncing up and down in his lap.
Logan: “Dear Lilith. You’re funny, but you’re crazy. Who do you think you are? You’ll never amount to anything in WCF. Love Billy”.
Lilith: Wait, WHAT?! Let me see that!
Lilith grabs the letter out of Logans hand and quickly realises that she can’t actually read it and throws it back at him.
Lilith: Does it… does it actually say that?!
Logan: That it does. What boudle sent that in, huh?
Lilith: Shut up, Logan! Give me that!
Lilith grabs the letter out of Logans hand and throws it into the nearby fireplace. She looks back at Logan and picks out another letter. She hands it to Logan and looks quite sorry for herself that someone doesn’t like her. It was probably Logan who sent it too, he was always playing tricks on her like that.
Lilith: This one better be a good one!
Logan: It looks good to me. “Dear Logan…” hmmmmm this ones about me… “You killed my wife, I can’t stand you… I’m going to find you… blah blah blah blah blah”.
Lilith: Wait… you killed someone’s wife?!
Logan: Eh, she probably had it coming.
Logan quickly leans over and throws that letter into the fireplace as well. Lilith looks at him with shock on her face, he hadn’t even finished reading that letter.
Lilith: HEY!!! I wanted to know what else it said! Stop ruining Christmas, Logan! I knew I should have asked Roy to do this instead!
Logan: Ruin THIS!
Logan hits another pelvic thrust as Lilith clearly gets a bit angry with him that he’s not taking this seriously. She suddenly slaps Logan hard across his face and begins pulling on his Santa hat.
Lilith: STOP RUINING CHRISTMAS!!!
Logan: Get off me you crazy boudle bitch!
Logan pushes Lilith as hard as he possibly could, sending her flying across the floor. Once again Lilith charges at Logan, sending them both flying over the top of the leather chair. They begin to brawl yet again as the scene fades to black.
The scene comes back on and Logan and Lilith are once again sat in the large leather chair looking a bit dishevelled. The sack of letters has now disappeared.
Logan: Well, its now time to open the presents…
Lilith: OOOOOOOOO PRESENTS!!! Here open this one first!
Lilith quickly grabs one of the nearby presents which is wrapped in golden paper with a nice little bow tied around it. Lilith throws the present into Logan, accidentally hitting it across his face but he doesn’t seem to care.
Lilith: This ones from me! Open it! Open it! OPEN IT!
Logan quickly rips off the wrapping paper, opening the box and throwing some of the packaging all over the floor. He reaches into the box and pulls out a replica WCF World Title. Lilith now has a massive grin on her face.
Lilith: Do you like it? You’ll get the real thing one day.
Logan: What?! What did you say?!
Lilith: Shhhhhhh
Logan: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lilith: SHHHHHH!!!
Logan: SHUT THOSE CAMERAS OFF!!! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU TRASHCAN… DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM…
Lilith tries to hold Logan down in the chair but the Hardcore Champion is too strong for her and easily pushes her away. Logan tries to attack Lilith yet again as the cameras once again fade out. The cameras come back in to find Lilith bent over Logans lap, Logan is spanking the dark haired woman who continues to wriggle trying to get away from him.
Logan: Bad! BAD!!! Don’t you talk to your Hardcore Champion like that!
The scene once again fades out and eventually comes back to normal. Logan and Lilith are once again sitting on the leather chair, Lilith still on top of Logan with her arms wrapped around his neck.
Lilith: Sooooooo what did you get me, Logi Bear?
Logan: I didn’t get you anything…
Lilith pulls the most pathetic yet adorable puppy dog face she can manage as she looks into Logans eyes.
Lilith: But…
Logan: I’m just kidding! I did really!
Lilith: Yayyyyyy!
Lilith begins to bounce up and down on Logans lap clapping her hands together. Logan reaches down and picks up a small box, it is tiny compared to the box Lilith gave him.
Logan: This is for you babygurl.
Lilith excitedly rips through all the packaging and tears the box open to reveal a golden cuddly hotdog. She looks at Logan and then back at the golden hotdog toy.
Logan: What? Don’t you like it?
Lilith: I… I… I LOVE IT!!! Thank you so much Logi Bear!
Lilith wraps her around around Logans neck once again and squeezes him until his face nearly starts to turn blue. She eventually lets go of him, continuing to grin into his face.
Logan: Happy Holiday my little Lily Pad.
Lilith: Happy Holidays Logi Bear.
Lilith once again grabs Logan for a cuddle as the scene fades out. Happy Holidays flashes across the screen as the camera pans out to show that Lilith had been watching herself and Logan on TV. Lilith hadn’t seen Logan in days, not since Logan had found out that Lilith was with Sarah Twilight. Lilith wipes away some of the tears which ran down her face as she switches off the TV.
