Lilith and Shelley’s Christmas Adventure (Part 2)
Dec 14, 2013 21:09:51 GMT -5
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“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.”
-Jimmy Cannon
“Christmas lights may be the loneliest thing for me, especially if you mix them up with reindeers and sleighs. I feel alone. I feel isolated. I feel I do not belong.”
-Mira Nair
“Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.”
-April Winchell
Lilith and Shelley’s Christmas Adventure (Part 2)
5th December 2013 5:03pm
As promised Lilith had taken Dino-Shelley to the mall, as she knew that would be just as Christmassy as whatever she had seen on TV which had not only upset her, but also confused her so much that she started calling Lilith “mommy”. The girls had just finished doing some Christmas shopping, Lilith had bought Logan a nice new hat which said “I <3 New York” on it. She didn’t know whether or not Logan actually liked New York, but it was the thought which counted, right? Dino-Shelley had been fairly quiet, but that was only because Lilith kept shoving candy into her mouth. It kept the baby dinosaur quiet, so she continued to do it.
Lilith: Alright, I suppose we can go and see Santa now. I don’t really know why he likes to live in malls instead of the Northpole… maybe its because it’s too cold there, who knows? I can’t really say I blame him, I mean if…
Dino-Shelley: Bleughhhhhh!
Lilith looked at Dino-Shelley, who was slung over her shoulder. Dino-Shelley had just spat out one of the candies Lilith had given her and rudely interrupted her rambling.
Lilith: Hmmmmmm I guess you don’t like that one. It doesn’t matter, I suppose Santa will be good at shutting you up. I mean an old man who does nothing but sneak into houses at night to give things to children. How could he not be good with babies?!
Dino-Shelley: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lilith: Oh god, don’t start again! Don’t you know what happens to baby dinosaurs that are naughty all the time?! They get a lump of coal! COAL DINO-SHELLEY! I bet you wouldn’t like that too much would you!
Christmas Elf: Merry Christmas Ma’am, just the two of you to see Santa?
Lilith had been so busy shouting at Dino-Shelley that she hadn’t even noticed that she had arrived at Santa’s Grotto. There was a short queue to the left of her and next to the gate was a spotty teenager wearing a bright green elf costume with matching hat and pointy elf ears. Lilith took a look at the teen and instantly burst out laughing.
Lilith: Bahahahaha! What on earth are you supposed to be?! You look ridiculous!
Christmas Elf: I… errrrr… I’m…
Lilith: Shut up! Boudle! Trashcan! Babygurl! Ermmmm… other words Logan uses! SHUT UP!
Christmas Elf: Can I take…
Lilith: Shut up! Look we’re here to see Santa, he’s expecting us. Just let us through!
Christmas Elf: I can’t let you through yet Ma’am, there’s a queue. You need to take a number.
Lilith looked at the weirdo, anger rising in her eyes, however she decided to keep her cool as to set a good example for her little dino friend.
Lilith: Alright fine, give me an 8. I like that number.
Christmas Elf: Ummmmmm ma’am, it doesn’t work like that. I need to take a few quick details and then you can wait over there.
The weird elf person pointed behind Lilith at a bunch of disgusting children, all who looked just as spoilt and as annoying as the next. Lilith rolled her eyes as she looked back at the Christmas Elf.
Lilith: Alright fine, do what you have to do trashcan breath.
Christmas Elf: Okay good, first I must ask you for your name.
Lilith: My name?
Christmas Elf: Yeah, this won’t take too long.
Lilith: Okay fine, whatever. My names Lilith.
Christmas Elf: Okay, and your last name?
Lilith: Ummmmmm... Lilith.
Christmas Elf: Your name is Lilith Lilith?
Lilith: Yep
Christmas Elf: No its not.
Lilith: Excuse me?! Are you calling my name stupid?! I take offense to that!
Christmas Elf: No of course not ma'am. I... Errrr... I just thought you gave me the same name twice that's all. What's your daughter’s name?
Lilith: Who?
Christmas Elf: The child, her name please?
Lilith: Oh... She's called Dino-Shelley.
Christmas Elf: So your name is Lilith Lilith and your daughters name is Dino-Shelley?...
Lilith: Oh she's not my daughter.
Christmas Elf: Oh, are you her legal guardian?
Lilith: What does that mean?
Christmas Elf: It means you have the legal right to look after the child
Lilith: Oh... Then no I'm not that either.
Christmas Elf: Then what relation do you have?
Lilith: Well there was this girl right... And she broke a pinky promise... And no one breaks a pinky promise... NO ONE!!! Anyway, years of madness later... They're in this house right and the girl wasn’t fit to be a parent... Sooooo long story short, I took the Dino-Shelley whilst her mommy went to hospital.
Christmas Elf: Ummmmmm okay? I'll just put friend then. Please take a ticket and wait for your number to be called.
Lilith: You hear that Dino-Shelley? We're friends. Isn't it great?
The weird Christmas Elf handed Lilith a round plastic circle, she looked down at it and on the center of the circle was a number 1. She looked behind her and the people who were there previously had all gone through to see Santa.
Lilith: Can I go in now?
Christmas Elf: Of course.
Lilith: Well that was a waste of time, get out of my way you weirdo!
Lilith and Dino-Shelley stormed through the front gate, nearly causing the Christmas Elf to fall straight onto his face. Despite the fact that Lilith had caused a massive queue to form behind her, she still thought that that was a complete and utter waste of time. Just before Lilith and Dino-Shelley were about to enter the grotto, Lilith grabbed Shelley under her arms and looked at her in her adorable little face.
Lilith: You’re never going to forget this moment my little dinosaur, I’m glad you’re here to enjoy this moment with me.
Lilith pushed through the door into the grotto and immediately saw Santa Claus sitting on his throne. She began to bounce up and down, placed Shelley on the floor and charged at Santa throwing herself right on top of him. The man had to force himself to stay up right as Lilith wrapped her arms around his neck and grinned like a little girl on Christmas morning right into his face.
Santa: Ermmmm…
Lilith: HI SANTA!!!
Santa: What about the girl?
Lilith: What?! I already have her, why would I want her for Christmas?!
Santa: Well usually...
Lilith: Shut up! Now I want the following okay. Do you want to write this down?
Santa: Errrr no, I think I'll be okay.
Lilith: Okay good! Now the first thing I want is for Chelsea to finally accept that I am her best and only friend.
Santa: Who's Chelsea?
Lilith: Some girl. SHUT UP! It doesn't matter who she is. NEXT! I want a new tie for Logan... one with reindeers on it! I barely see him wear ties, I figured it was because he needed a new one.
Santa: O-kay. Anything else?
Lilith: Shut up! I want a wolf cub, a new knife and a catsuit. Logan seems to be pretty obsessed with me wearing one of those, so I figured I'd give him what he wanted.
Santa: Uh huh, is that everything?
Lilith: Yep, that’s pretty much everything. OH WAIT NO! I also want a lifetime supply of candy, I ask for this every Christmas but I never get it! You better make sure I get what I want this year!
One of the Chistmas Elves picked up Dino-Shelley and placed her onto Liliths lap, they then took a picture of the two of them with Santa and directed the dark haired woman out of the grotto. Lilith looked quite sad to be leaving Santa, but she grabbed her baby dinosaur and headed out of the exit.
Santa: Merry Christmas to you.
5th December 2013 7:27pm
Lilith checked herself out as she got changed ready to go out with Logan. She had been applying her makeup and instead of the usual black lipstick she now wore a cherry red, her lips looked delicious. She had bought herself a new dress with Logans credit card, a black almost skin tight dress which was extremely revealing. She slipped into her dress and adjusted her bra making her beasts look as large as possible.
Lilith: You look good, sugar... Almost too good!
Lilith smiled to herself as she zipped up her dress. She felt happy, genuinely happy. It felt kind of odd to her, it had been a long time since she had felt like this... She had never felt like this. She could feel the good in her coming through, she was slowly turning into the girl she used to be, a girl she thought had been lost a long time ago.
Lilith: This is good.
She gave her reflection a wink as she ran her hands through her long black hair, she switched off the light and stepped into the bedroom. Logan was laying on the bed looking quite down, Lilith didn't know why Logan had become so depressed but it was going to change.
Lilith: You still feeling sorry for yourself babygurl? Cheer the hell up. Only boudles get depressed, you aren't a boudle are you Logan?
Logan glanced up at Lilith as she stepped across the room, she picked Shelley up off the bed and brought her in for a cuddle. Shelley was nearly suffocated by Liliths beasts as Logans jaw dropped.
Logan: That lucky boudle baby! I mean errrrr you look good babygurl, what's the occasion?
Lilith gave Logan a cheeky grin as she continued to hug Shelley. Shelley was now dressed like a snowman, Lilith thought she looked Christmassy.
Lilith: You like this, huh? Good. Someone had to snap you out of your stupid mood.
Lilith placed Shelley back down and climbed onto bed next to Logan. She began to seductively run her finger down his chest giving Logan the cutest possible puppy dog eyes she could manage.
Lilith: Are we going out?! I got all dressed up for you, Logan. I want to go out. Pleaseeeee? We can go to your favorite hotdog place! I just want to go out to play… and if you’re lucky you may even get to play too!
Logans eyes lit up as Lilith continued to tease him.
Logan: Play with this!
Logan hit a pelvic thrust as he jumped off the bed, grabbing Liliths hand and dragging her out of the hotel room. The two of them slammed the door behind them, leaving Shelley crying on the bed by herself.
9th December 2013 00:23am
A bottle of foundation smashed into the bathroom wall and splattered all over the bathroom as Lilith continued to lose it within the room. Absolutely everything she could get her hands on was thrown at the wall as hard she can throw it. Another bottle of makeup hit the wall and smashed into a million pieces, glass flying across the room.
Lilith: ARGHHHHHHHH!!! FUCKING CHELSEA!!! I’LL KILL HER!!! I’LL FUCKING KILL HER!!! Who the hell does she think she is?! WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!! No one touches Teddy… NO ONE!!! She took Shelley, put her disgusting hands all over MY BEAR and that smirk on her face… THAT GOD DAMN SMIRK ON HER FACE!!! I WILL KILL… I WILL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROY HER!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lilith attempted to rip the sink out of the wall, but it was immovable. She continued to have a meltdown within the room throwing her arms and legs everywhere, pulling at her hair and growling into the mirror.
Lilith: You’re right, okay?! YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT! I was soft, I let my guard down! I LET MY GOD DAMN GUARD DOWN!!! I sick to death of this… I AM SICK TO GOD DAMN DEATH OF IT!!! I won’t ignore you anymore, no I won’t. I need you… please! PLEASE!!!
Lilith stared into the bathroom mirror as she smudged her makeup all over her face, she didn’t see what she wanted to see though.
Lilith: Please… PLEASE!!! I AM BEGGING YOU!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Suddenly someone knocked onto the bathroom door, almost making Lilith jump out of her skin. She stared at the door, almost insulted that it dared to interrupt her.
Logan: Is everything okay in there babygurl?
The sound of Logans voice caused Lilith to get even more irate, she stared into the mirror and eventually began to smile. But it wasn’t the happy smile she had seen in the very same mirror a few days earlier, no this smile was sick… twisted and sadistic.
Lilith: Thank you for coming back to me… yes you’re right… it is his fault. What? You think I should? …I KNOW!!! Stop saying that! STOP IT!!! ARGHHHHHHH I’M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!
Lilith almost tore the door off the hinges and stormed into the bedroom, she looked around the room until her eyes finally met Logans.
Lilith: YOU!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Logan: What are you t----
Lilith suddenly lunged at Logan punching him hard across his face.
Logan: HEY!
Logan kicked Lilith in the shin. Lilith screamed, hopping around holding her assaulted leg.
Lilith: Who kicks a person in the shin?!
Logan: You left me with little choice.
Lilith quickly grabbed a nearby lamp and sent pottery flying everywhere as she crashed it down onto Logans head.
Lilith: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!
Logan shook the debris off his face.
Logan: YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME ONE SANDWICH YET. NOT ONE.
Logan grabbed a loaf of bread and pushed it into Lilith's hands.
Logan: Your Hardcore Champion is hungry and he wants a sandwich!
Lilith looked down at the loaf of bread which Logan had just pushed into her hands. She immediately began to laugh.
Lilith: Really? You want me to make you a sandwich?! Do you want one drop of poison or two?
Logan: Drop this!
Logan attempted to pelvic thrust, but once again Lilith charged at him hitting him in his gut with her shoulder, tackling him to the floor. Lilith climbed on top of Logan and pinned him to the floor.
Logan: This is like a wet dream come true babyg---
Lilith: SHUT UP!!! DON'T YOU EVEN SPEAK TO ME!!! You want a sandwich?! YOU WANT A SANDWICH?!! I'll give you a god damn sandwich!
Lilith began to force the bread into Logans mouth, forcing his jaw to chomp down on it with her other hand.
Lilith: You like that don't you, you little boudle BITCH!
Logan spat the bread out and into Lilith's face.
Logan: That's not how I wanted my sandwich you trashcan bitch.
He reached up and gripped Lilith's throat with his hand, violently forcing her off and pushing her away to the floor.
Logan: What's wrong with you attacking Mr. WCF like that. I might seem playful from time to time, but believe me when I say this you little brat, there'll be not an ounce of hesitation - not an ounce - for me to go grab a baseball bat and smash up those pretty legs of yours. Do you think that would straighten you out? No? Yes? SHUT UP!
Logan picked up the loaf of bread and threw it down at Lilith.
Logan: Now how bout that fuckin' sandwich.
Lilith threw the bread as hard as she possibly can across the room, still glaring at Logan. She slowly got back up onto her feet reaching over to the table nearest to her and picking up a large extremely sharp kitchen knife.
Lilith: Really you think I'm scared of you?! hahahaha you really think that don't you?!
Logan: Look...
Lilith: SHUT UP!!! When I am talking you keep your god damn mouth shut! See Logan, darling, heres the thing... I thought you were my friend... I thought you were there for me... but where the hell were you?! Where were you when she took EVERYTHING from me! No where! That's where you were!
Logan: You're one craz---
Lilith: DON'T YOU CALL ME CRAZY LOGAN!!! Don't you even think about it! You're no friend of mine! A FRIEND WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME!!! I will make sure to tell Roy and Boudlebot that you went out the same way you came in... kicking and screaming and covered in blood!
Logan: You should know better than to bring a knife to a gun fight!
Logan twirled on his feet, turning away from Lilith, and flexing his bun cheeks.
Logan: Just fucked your world up didn't -
Lilith jammed the knife into Logan's right cheek. His eyes widened as he stared down at the knife sticking out of his body.
Logan: AHHHHH!
Lilith began to laugh at the pathetic man as she watched him running around like an idiot trying to get the blade out.
Logan: Don't just stand there. Pull it out!
Lilith: Pull it out yourself. I'm not doing a damn thing for you anymore, Logan. NOT A DAMN THING!!! You're a worthless piece of trash! You're nothing but a... TRASHCAN!!!
Logan stopped still as soon as Lilith called him a trashcan. He immediately took out the knife and threw it against the wall, walking slowly towards Lilith with utter disgust in his eyes. Had Lilith been sane, she may have even feared him slightly at this moment. Yet all she did was laugh in his face. Logan literally slapped the laugh right out of her mouth. His hand stinging her cheek. A pause engaged between the two, standing just within arms reach of one another both sharing a heated glare.
Logan: Where's the laughter now?
Logans hand retracted and flew back into Lilith's face once more, this time however she countered, breaking his slap with her forearm. This stunned him with enough surprise for Lilith to rush him off guard, she grabbed the back of his head and slammed him face first into the hard oak dresser. Logan's head bounced backwards and he held at his nose, still maintaining enough sense to fight her off, elbowing her abdomen, and her mouth for good measure. Logan punched Lilith as hard as he possibly could, sending the woman flying backwards crashing down onto the floor. Pain and anger began to flash through her body, she had felt this pain before. It was very similar to what Sarah Twilight had inflicted on her, she knew she had to do something. She wouldn't let herself go into the hospital, not again... especially not by Logans hand. Another jolt of pain flashed through her as she began to hear an all too familiar female voice.
Voice: Hit him back! Attack him! Hurt him! Break him! Tear him apart! You can't be weak anymore. You need to fight him back, you need to make him suffer for what he did to you. It's his fault you lost Shelley, it's his fault that bitch got hold of your teddy bear... MAKE HIM SUFFER!!!
Liliths eyes shot open as Logan was literally inches away from wrapping his hands around her neck. She stared straight into his eyes knowing now what she needed to do.
Lilith: You're right...
Logan: What? What the hell are you talking about you crazy boudle bitch!
Lilith completely ignored Logan as she shot up off the floor, wrapping her arms around his waist and throwing him onto the nearby bed. Once again she was on top of Logan, but this time she was different. She was a lot different. She began to throw heavy hands down upon Logans face, crashing them into his eyes, nose and jaw. Logan began to bleed a lot as Lilith just continued to unleash punch after punch after punch. She grabbed his hair, picked up his head and threw it hard at the wall... and again... and again. Until Logan was barely conscious.
Lilith: WHERE'S THE TAUNTING NOW LOGAN?!! WHERE IS IT?!! Come on, babygurl! Fight back! FIGHT BACK!!!
Yet another heavy fist fell down onto Logans jaw, blood now also coming out of his mouth. Logan secretly enjoyed this type of punishment. Seeing Lilith and her juvenile attitude wail upon his face, even busting him up a bit, made him feel alive down there on the filthy carpet. Sure it hurt. But it hurt nice. She finally stopped long enough to give him the opportunity to open his battered eyelids.
Logan: Guess I'm never going to get that sandwich huh?
Lilith kicked his ribs in. He let out a groan through a clinched grin, attempting to push her off him and stagger back up onto his feet.
Logan: Lilith -
He said in between labored breaths.
Logan: I don't really think you're crazy.
He was completely on his feet now.
Logan: Maybe cranky.
Her glare fixated in him, she pushed forward with a wild swing, that he ducked, wrapping his arm around her throat, pinning her back to him and locking her into a sleeper hold.
Logan: I think a nice nap would do you some good!
He cranked onto her neck. She struggled in his grasp, kicking and squirming. Logan tightened the hold as Liliths face began to turn a deep red. She gasped for air managing to get out a few final words as she felt the last of her energy beginning to slip away.
Lilith: I... I... Got... You... A... Christmas... Present!
Logan: What's that? Speak up babygurl, I can barely hear you over the choking noises you're making.
Lilith: S-S-Shut... U-U-U-Up... L-L-Logan!
Logan: Ohhhh you got me a Christmas present? That's nice of you. What is it? Is it nice? Is it a hotdog? You know I love hotdogs. Its a hotdog, isnt it? Awwwww thanks babygurl.
Logan continued to apply pressure around Liliths neck as she fell to one knee, she was nearly completely out of it. She tried to prise him away but it was no use, his grip was too tight. She desperately placed her hand on top of the nearest bed side table desperately searching for something, anything to use as a weapon. She finally got hold of something, the hotel telephone. Lilith accidentally knocked the handset off of the base, dialling through to the frontdesk. The phone began to ring as Lilith desperately tried to pick up the phone to use it as a weapon.
Front Desk: Front desk, how may I help you?
Lilith: D-D-D-DIE Y-Y-YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Lilith finally managed to pick up the phone, tearing it out of the wall and slamming it into Logans skull. Logan immediately broke the hold falling backwards, as Lilith hunched over gasping for air. Pulling herself together and picking herself up, Lilith turned to the dazed Logan and charged - shoulder ramming his midsection and sending them both into the wall and THROUGH it. The two of them crashed through the wall, sending wood, plaster board and wallpaper flying everywhere. They fell into the room next to theirs as a middle aged man stood next to Logans head in shock. The man was smoking a cigerette, which Logan quickly grabbed out of his hand and placed into his own mouth.
Logan: Was that good for you too, babygurl?
Lilith suddenly burst out laughing, right now she disliked Logan a great deal but she couldn't deny the fact that Logan always made her laugh.
Shocked hotel guest: Who are you people?! Look what you've done to the wall! I'm calling the police!
Lilith: Shut up, trashcan!
-Jimmy Cannon
“Christmas lights may be the loneliest thing for me, especially if you mix them up with reindeers and sleighs. I feel alone. I feel isolated. I feel I do not belong.”
-Mira Nair
“Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.”
-April Winchell
Lilith and Shelley’s Christmas Adventure (Part 2)
5th December 2013 5:03pm
As promised Lilith had taken Dino-Shelley to the mall, as she knew that would be just as Christmassy as whatever she had seen on TV which had not only upset her, but also confused her so much that she started calling Lilith “mommy”. The girls had just finished doing some Christmas shopping, Lilith had bought Logan a nice new hat which said “I <3 New York” on it. She didn’t know whether or not Logan actually liked New York, but it was the thought which counted, right? Dino-Shelley had been fairly quiet, but that was only because Lilith kept shoving candy into her mouth. It kept the baby dinosaur quiet, so she continued to do it.
Lilith: Alright, I suppose we can go and see Santa now. I don’t really know why he likes to live in malls instead of the Northpole… maybe its because it’s too cold there, who knows? I can’t really say I blame him, I mean if…
Dino-Shelley: Bleughhhhhh!
Lilith looked at Dino-Shelley, who was slung over her shoulder. Dino-Shelley had just spat out one of the candies Lilith had given her and rudely interrupted her rambling.
Lilith: Hmmmmmm I guess you don’t like that one. It doesn’t matter, I suppose Santa will be good at shutting you up. I mean an old man who does nothing but sneak into houses at night to give things to children. How could he not be good with babies?!
Dino-Shelley: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lilith: Oh god, don’t start again! Don’t you know what happens to baby dinosaurs that are naughty all the time?! They get a lump of coal! COAL DINO-SHELLEY! I bet you wouldn’t like that too much would you!
Christmas Elf: Merry Christmas Ma’am, just the two of you to see Santa?
Lilith had been so busy shouting at Dino-Shelley that she hadn’t even noticed that she had arrived at Santa’s Grotto. There was a short queue to the left of her and next to the gate was a spotty teenager wearing a bright green elf costume with matching hat and pointy elf ears. Lilith took a look at the teen and instantly burst out laughing.
Lilith: Bahahahaha! What on earth are you supposed to be?! You look ridiculous!
Christmas Elf: I… errrrr… I’m…
Lilith: Shut up! Boudle! Trashcan! Babygurl! Ermmmm… other words Logan uses! SHUT UP!
Christmas Elf: Can I take…
Lilith: Shut up! Look we’re here to see Santa, he’s expecting us. Just let us through!
Christmas Elf: I can’t let you through yet Ma’am, there’s a queue. You need to take a number.
Lilith looked at the weirdo, anger rising in her eyes, however she decided to keep her cool as to set a good example for her little dino friend.
Lilith: Alright fine, give me an 8. I like that number.
Christmas Elf: Ummmmmm ma’am, it doesn’t work like that. I need to take a few quick details and then you can wait over there.
The weird elf person pointed behind Lilith at a bunch of disgusting children, all who looked just as spoilt and as annoying as the next. Lilith rolled her eyes as she looked back at the Christmas Elf.
Lilith: Alright fine, do what you have to do trashcan breath.
Christmas Elf: Okay good, first I must ask you for your name.
Lilith: My name?
Christmas Elf: Yeah, this won’t take too long.
Lilith: Okay fine, whatever. My names Lilith.
Christmas Elf: Okay, and your last name?
Lilith: Ummmmmm... Lilith.
Christmas Elf: Your name is Lilith Lilith?
Lilith: Yep
Christmas Elf: No its not.
Lilith: Excuse me?! Are you calling my name stupid?! I take offense to that!
Christmas Elf: No of course not ma'am. I... Errrr... I just thought you gave me the same name twice that's all. What's your daughter’s name?
Lilith: Who?
Christmas Elf: The child, her name please?
Lilith: Oh... She's called Dino-Shelley.
Christmas Elf: So your name is Lilith Lilith and your daughters name is Dino-Shelley?...
Lilith: Oh she's not my daughter.
Christmas Elf: Oh, are you her legal guardian?
Lilith: What does that mean?
Christmas Elf: It means you have the legal right to look after the child
Lilith: Oh... Then no I'm not that either.
Christmas Elf: Then what relation do you have?
Lilith: Well there was this girl right... And she broke a pinky promise... And no one breaks a pinky promise... NO ONE!!! Anyway, years of madness later... They're in this house right and the girl wasn’t fit to be a parent... Sooooo long story short, I took the Dino-Shelley whilst her mommy went to hospital.
Christmas Elf: Ummmmmm okay? I'll just put friend then. Please take a ticket and wait for your number to be called.
Lilith: You hear that Dino-Shelley? We're friends. Isn't it great?
The weird Christmas Elf handed Lilith a round plastic circle, she looked down at it and on the center of the circle was a number 1. She looked behind her and the people who were there previously had all gone through to see Santa.
Lilith: Can I go in now?
Christmas Elf: Of course.
Lilith: Well that was a waste of time, get out of my way you weirdo!
Lilith and Dino-Shelley stormed through the front gate, nearly causing the Christmas Elf to fall straight onto his face. Despite the fact that Lilith had caused a massive queue to form behind her, she still thought that that was a complete and utter waste of time. Just before Lilith and Dino-Shelley were about to enter the grotto, Lilith grabbed Shelley under her arms and looked at her in her adorable little face.
Lilith: You’re never going to forget this moment my little dinosaur, I’m glad you’re here to enjoy this moment with me.
Lilith pushed through the door into the grotto and immediately saw Santa Claus sitting on his throne. She began to bounce up and down, placed Shelley on the floor and charged at Santa throwing herself right on top of him. The man had to force himself to stay up right as Lilith wrapped her arms around his neck and grinned like a little girl on Christmas morning right into his face.
Santa: Ermmmm…
Lilith: HI SANTA!!!
Santa: What about the girl?
Lilith: What?! I already have her, why would I want her for Christmas?!
Santa: Well usually...
Lilith: Shut up! Now I want the following okay. Do you want to write this down?
Santa: Errrr no, I think I'll be okay.
Lilith: Okay good! Now the first thing I want is for Chelsea to finally accept that I am her best and only friend.
Santa: Who's Chelsea?
Lilith: Some girl. SHUT UP! It doesn't matter who she is. NEXT! I want a new tie for Logan... one with reindeers on it! I barely see him wear ties, I figured it was because he needed a new one.
Santa: O-kay. Anything else?
Lilith: Shut up! I want a wolf cub, a new knife and a catsuit. Logan seems to be pretty obsessed with me wearing one of those, so I figured I'd give him what he wanted.
Santa: Uh huh, is that everything?
Lilith: Yep, that’s pretty much everything. OH WAIT NO! I also want a lifetime supply of candy, I ask for this every Christmas but I never get it! You better make sure I get what I want this year!
One of the Chistmas Elves picked up Dino-Shelley and placed her onto Liliths lap, they then took a picture of the two of them with Santa and directed the dark haired woman out of the grotto. Lilith looked quite sad to be leaving Santa, but she grabbed her baby dinosaur and headed out of the exit.
Santa: Merry Christmas to you.
5th December 2013 7:27pm
Lilith checked herself out as she got changed ready to go out with Logan. She had been applying her makeup and instead of the usual black lipstick she now wore a cherry red, her lips looked delicious. She had bought herself a new dress with Logans credit card, a black almost skin tight dress which was extremely revealing. She slipped into her dress and adjusted her bra making her beasts look as large as possible.
Lilith: You look good, sugar... Almost too good!
Lilith smiled to herself as she zipped up her dress. She felt happy, genuinely happy. It felt kind of odd to her, it had been a long time since she had felt like this... She had never felt like this. She could feel the good in her coming through, she was slowly turning into the girl she used to be, a girl she thought had been lost a long time ago.
Lilith: This is good.
She gave her reflection a wink as she ran her hands through her long black hair, she switched off the light and stepped into the bedroom. Logan was laying on the bed looking quite down, Lilith didn't know why Logan had become so depressed but it was going to change.
Lilith: You still feeling sorry for yourself babygurl? Cheer the hell up. Only boudles get depressed, you aren't a boudle are you Logan?
Logan glanced up at Lilith as she stepped across the room, she picked Shelley up off the bed and brought her in for a cuddle. Shelley was nearly suffocated by Liliths beasts as Logans jaw dropped.
Logan: That lucky boudle baby! I mean errrrr you look good babygurl, what's the occasion?
Lilith gave Logan a cheeky grin as she continued to hug Shelley. Shelley was now dressed like a snowman, Lilith thought she looked Christmassy.
Lilith: You like this, huh? Good. Someone had to snap you out of your stupid mood.
Lilith placed Shelley back down and climbed onto bed next to Logan. She began to seductively run her finger down his chest giving Logan the cutest possible puppy dog eyes she could manage.
Lilith: Are we going out?! I got all dressed up for you, Logan. I want to go out. Pleaseeeee? We can go to your favorite hotdog place! I just want to go out to play… and if you’re lucky you may even get to play too!
Logans eyes lit up as Lilith continued to tease him.
Logan: Play with this!
Logan hit a pelvic thrust as he jumped off the bed, grabbing Liliths hand and dragging her out of the hotel room. The two of them slammed the door behind them, leaving Shelley crying on the bed by herself.
9th December 2013 00:23am
A bottle of foundation smashed into the bathroom wall and splattered all over the bathroom as Lilith continued to lose it within the room. Absolutely everything she could get her hands on was thrown at the wall as hard she can throw it. Another bottle of makeup hit the wall and smashed into a million pieces, glass flying across the room.
Lilith: ARGHHHHHHHH!!! FUCKING CHELSEA!!! I’LL KILL HER!!! I’LL FUCKING KILL HER!!! Who the hell does she think she is?! WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!! No one touches Teddy… NO ONE!!! She took Shelley, put her disgusting hands all over MY BEAR and that smirk on her face… THAT GOD DAMN SMIRK ON HER FACE!!! I WILL KILL… I WILL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROY HER!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lilith attempted to rip the sink out of the wall, but it was immovable. She continued to have a meltdown within the room throwing her arms and legs everywhere, pulling at her hair and growling into the mirror.
Lilith: You’re right, okay?! YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT! I was soft, I let my guard down! I LET MY GOD DAMN GUARD DOWN!!! I sick to death of this… I AM SICK TO GOD DAMN DEATH OF IT!!! I won’t ignore you anymore, no I won’t. I need you… please! PLEASE!!!
Lilith stared into the bathroom mirror as she smudged her makeup all over her face, she didn’t see what she wanted to see though.
Lilith: Please… PLEASE!!! I AM BEGGING YOU!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Suddenly someone knocked onto the bathroom door, almost making Lilith jump out of her skin. She stared at the door, almost insulted that it dared to interrupt her.
Logan: Is everything okay in there babygurl?
The sound of Logans voice caused Lilith to get even more irate, she stared into the mirror and eventually began to smile. But it wasn’t the happy smile she had seen in the very same mirror a few days earlier, no this smile was sick… twisted and sadistic.
Lilith: Thank you for coming back to me… yes you’re right… it is his fault. What? You think I should? …I KNOW!!! Stop saying that! STOP IT!!! ARGHHHHHHH I’M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!
Lilith almost tore the door off the hinges and stormed into the bedroom, she looked around the room until her eyes finally met Logans.
Lilith: YOU!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Logan: What are you t----
Lilith suddenly lunged at Logan punching him hard across his face.
Logan: HEY!
Logan kicked Lilith in the shin. Lilith screamed, hopping around holding her assaulted leg.
Lilith: Who kicks a person in the shin?!
Logan: You left me with little choice.
Lilith quickly grabbed a nearby lamp and sent pottery flying everywhere as she crashed it down onto Logans head.
Lilith: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!
Logan shook the debris off his face.
Logan: YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME ONE SANDWICH YET. NOT ONE.
Logan grabbed a loaf of bread and pushed it into Lilith's hands.
Logan: Your Hardcore Champion is hungry and he wants a sandwich!
Lilith looked down at the loaf of bread which Logan had just pushed into her hands. She immediately began to laugh.
Lilith: Really? You want me to make you a sandwich?! Do you want one drop of poison or two?
Logan: Drop this!
Logan attempted to pelvic thrust, but once again Lilith charged at him hitting him in his gut with her shoulder, tackling him to the floor. Lilith climbed on top of Logan and pinned him to the floor.
Logan: This is like a wet dream come true babyg---
Lilith: SHUT UP!!! DON'T YOU EVEN SPEAK TO ME!!! You want a sandwich?! YOU WANT A SANDWICH?!! I'll give you a god damn sandwich!
Lilith began to force the bread into Logans mouth, forcing his jaw to chomp down on it with her other hand.
Lilith: You like that don't you, you little boudle BITCH!
Logan spat the bread out and into Lilith's face.
Logan: That's not how I wanted my sandwich you trashcan bitch.
He reached up and gripped Lilith's throat with his hand, violently forcing her off and pushing her away to the floor.
Logan: What's wrong with you attacking Mr. WCF like that. I might seem playful from time to time, but believe me when I say this you little brat, there'll be not an ounce of hesitation - not an ounce - for me to go grab a baseball bat and smash up those pretty legs of yours. Do you think that would straighten you out? No? Yes? SHUT UP!
Logan picked up the loaf of bread and threw it down at Lilith.
Logan: Now how bout that fuckin' sandwich.
Lilith threw the bread as hard as she possibly can across the room, still glaring at Logan. She slowly got back up onto her feet reaching over to the table nearest to her and picking up a large extremely sharp kitchen knife.
Lilith: Really you think I'm scared of you?! hahahaha you really think that don't you?!
Logan: Look...
Lilith: SHUT UP!!! When I am talking you keep your god damn mouth shut! See Logan, darling, heres the thing... I thought you were my friend... I thought you were there for me... but where the hell were you?! Where were you when she took EVERYTHING from me! No where! That's where you were!
Logan: You're one craz---
Lilith: DON'T YOU CALL ME CRAZY LOGAN!!! Don't you even think about it! You're no friend of mine! A FRIEND WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME!!! I will make sure to tell Roy and Boudlebot that you went out the same way you came in... kicking and screaming and covered in blood!
Logan: You should know better than to bring a knife to a gun fight!
Logan twirled on his feet, turning away from Lilith, and flexing his bun cheeks.
Logan: Just fucked your world up didn't -
Lilith jammed the knife into Logan's right cheek. His eyes widened as he stared down at the knife sticking out of his body.
Logan: AHHHHH!
Lilith began to laugh at the pathetic man as she watched him running around like an idiot trying to get the blade out.
Logan: Don't just stand there. Pull it out!
Lilith: Pull it out yourself. I'm not doing a damn thing for you anymore, Logan. NOT A DAMN THING!!! You're a worthless piece of trash! You're nothing but a... TRASHCAN!!!
Logan stopped still as soon as Lilith called him a trashcan. He immediately took out the knife and threw it against the wall, walking slowly towards Lilith with utter disgust in his eyes. Had Lilith been sane, she may have even feared him slightly at this moment. Yet all she did was laugh in his face. Logan literally slapped the laugh right out of her mouth. His hand stinging her cheek. A pause engaged between the two, standing just within arms reach of one another both sharing a heated glare.
Logan: Where's the laughter now?
Logans hand retracted and flew back into Lilith's face once more, this time however she countered, breaking his slap with her forearm. This stunned him with enough surprise for Lilith to rush him off guard, she grabbed the back of his head and slammed him face first into the hard oak dresser. Logan's head bounced backwards and he held at his nose, still maintaining enough sense to fight her off, elbowing her abdomen, and her mouth for good measure. Logan punched Lilith as hard as he possibly could, sending the woman flying backwards crashing down onto the floor. Pain and anger began to flash through her body, she had felt this pain before. It was very similar to what Sarah Twilight had inflicted on her, she knew she had to do something. She wouldn't let herself go into the hospital, not again... especially not by Logans hand. Another jolt of pain flashed through her as she began to hear an all too familiar female voice.
Voice: Hit him back! Attack him! Hurt him! Break him! Tear him apart! You can't be weak anymore. You need to fight him back, you need to make him suffer for what he did to you. It's his fault you lost Shelley, it's his fault that bitch got hold of your teddy bear... MAKE HIM SUFFER!!!
Liliths eyes shot open as Logan was literally inches away from wrapping his hands around her neck. She stared straight into his eyes knowing now what she needed to do.
Lilith: You're right...
Logan: What? What the hell are you talking about you crazy boudle bitch!
Lilith completely ignored Logan as she shot up off the floor, wrapping her arms around his waist and throwing him onto the nearby bed. Once again she was on top of Logan, but this time she was different. She was a lot different. She began to throw heavy hands down upon Logans face, crashing them into his eyes, nose and jaw. Logan began to bleed a lot as Lilith just continued to unleash punch after punch after punch. She grabbed his hair, picked up his head and threw it hard at the wall... and again... and again. Until Logan was barely conscious.
Lilith: WHERE'S THE TAUNTING NOW LOGAN?!! WHERE IS IT?!! Come on, babygurl! Fight back! FIGHT BACK!!!
Yet another heavy fist fell down onto Logans jaw, blood now also coming out of his mouth. Logan secretly enjoyed this type of punishment. Seeing Lilith and her juvenile attitude wail upon his face, even busting him up a bit, made him feel alive down there on the filthy carpet. Sure it hurt. But it hurt nice. She finally stopped long enough to give him the opportunity to open his battered eyelids.
Logan: Guess I'm never going to get that sandwich huh?
Lilith kicked his ribs in. He let out a groan through a clinched grin, attempting to push her off him and stagger back up onto his feet.
Logan: Lilith -
He said in between labored breaths.
Logan: I don't really think you're crazy.
He was completely on his feet now.
Logan: Maybe cranky.
Her glare fixated in him, she pushed forward with a wild swing, that he ducked, wrapping his arm around her throat, pinning her back to him and locking her into a sleeper hold.
Logan: I think a nice nap would do you some good!
He cranked onto her neck. She struggled in his grasp, kicking and squirming. Logan tightened the hold as Liliths face began to turn a deep red. She gasped for air managing to get out a few final words as she felt the last of her energy beginning to slip away.
Lilith: I... I... Got... You... A... Christmas... Present!
Logan: What's that? Speak up babygurl, I can barely hear you over the choking noises you're making.
Lilith: S-S-Shut... U-U-U-Up... L-L-Logan!
Logan: Ohhhh you got me a Christmas present? That's nice of you. What is it? Is it nice? Is it a hotdog? You know I love hotdogs. Its a hotdog, isnt it? Awwwww thanks babygurl.
Logan continued to apply pressure around Liliths neck as she fell to one knee, she was nearly completely out of it. She tried to prise him away but it was no use, his grip was too tight. She desperately placed her hand on top of the nearest bed side table desperately searching for something, anything to use as a weapon. She finally got hold of something, the hotel telephone. Lilith accidentally knocked the handset off of the base, dialling through to the frontdesk. The phone began to ring as Lilith desperately tried to pick up the phone to use it as a weapon.
Front Desk: Front desk, how may I help you?
Lilith: D-D-D-DIE Y-Y-YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Lilith finally managed to pick up the phone, tearing it out of the wall and slamming it into Logans skull. Logan immediately broke the hold falling backwards, as Lilith hunched over gasping for air. Pulling herself together and picking herself up, Lilith turned to the dazed Logan and charged - shoulder ramming his midsection and sending them both into the wall and THROUGH it. The two of them crashed through the wall, sending wood, plaster board and wallpaper flying everywhere. They fell into the room next to theirs as a middle aged man stood next to Logans head in shock. The man was smoking a cigerette, which Logan quickly grabbed out of his hand and placed into his own mouth.
Logan: Was that good for you too, babygurl?
Lilith suddenly burst out laughing, right now she disliked Logan a great deal but she couldn't deny the fact that Logan always made her laugh.
Shocked hotel guest: Who are you people?! Look what you've done to the wall! I'm calling the police!
Lilith: Shut up, trashcan!
