Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2013 21:05:56 GMT -5
They found themselves moving faster than they could ever remember going. The g-forces were so strong they were pinned to their seats for what seemed like an eternity. Finally they came to a stop and Night Rider jumped out of the door as soon as it opened. Dean Malenko soon followed. Night Rider began gasping for air. Malenko looked like he was about to lose his lunch. KITT began speaking as soon as it quieted down.
KITT
The effects will wear off before long. What are you a couple of sissies? maybe I should have gotten someone else to do this job.
Night Rider
That will be about enough out of you KITT. How about if I rewire your circuits for you?
KITT
OOOHH... I love it when you talk dirty to me. Now are we going to do this or not?
Dean Malenko
Would someone mind telling me just what the hell is going on and where in the fuck did that talking car come from?
KITT
Malenko, Your just along for the ride so shut the hell up. That way Night Rider will know what to do. First off, Your children are making a nuisance of themselves. Your daughter controls the northern hemisphere and your son controls the southern. The two of them are about to go to war. It doesn't look good.
Night Rider
Kids? War? Why?
KITT
I know it's a shock but something has to be done. Ever since Hostess went out of business and your son grabbed the last of the Twinkies it was on. Your daughter swears she will destroy him for that creamy filling.
Night Rider
Fighting over something as trivial as that? What's wrong with those two?
KITT
You don't know your twins. If one has something the other has to have the same thing or else shit hits the fan. They are so competitive it isn't funny.
Night Rider
Don't they know that another company bought out Hostess and is still producing the whole line of products. Even ding dongs, Which is what those two sound like. Get me to them quick KITT.
KITT
Hop in Night Rider and we'll be there in no time. Malenko, Keep your ass here and stay out of trouble.
Night Rider climbed inside and sat down. before he knew it the door was opening and he was getting back out again.
Night Rider
Damn that was quick.
KITT
I couldn't help it Night Rider. I needed to get away from him quick before his stench started fucking with my exhaust. I mean, He literally shit his pants. Believe me, I know!
Night Rider
Damn, I'll have to remember that the next time he tries giving me shit. Where are we?
Night Rider looks up in the sky and sees two suns shining down. Still the temperature didn't feel hot. KITT notices him looking and speaks.
KITT
There is a protective barrier surrounding the planet to keep us from burning up. It was created after the sun erupted into two and destroyed what was left of the ozone. Only the Northern and Southern Hemispheres are left. Everything in between was completely disintegrated by the tremendous heat. We are on the southern border. The twins are scheduled to have a meeting today at noon. You have to be there to stop this.
Night Rider
Okay, But first we have another stop to make.
KITT
Already on the way.
Some time later they were standing outside a cathedral that looked like it was straight out of Egypt. When they walked inside it was like walking into some ancient courtroom with two judges. A middle aged female sat on one throne with her followers before her and a middle aged man sat in the other throne with his followers before him. An argument had ensued and was beginning to get heated.
Northerner
The south has once again done anything it could to act like they are better than us. Imagine, Buying out every last Twinkie and not sharing them with us. We want some of that creamy filling too.
Southerner
You should have bought yourself some when there was still some left. It's not OUR fault your too damn slow.
Northerner
We would have if you hadn't cut off our transmission signal so we wouldn't know about the company going under. That was dirty and you know it.
Southerner
Was not!
Northerner
Was too!
Night Rider couldn't stand it any longer. He rushed in while slipping the backpack off that he was wearing and taking a twinkie out of it. He threw it at the Northerner and glared at the southerner. As if he were daring him to do something.
Night Rider
You are all a bunch of incompetent fools. Listen up you uninformed dumb fucks. Another company is in control and still making the same items as before. You should be able to get all you want if you just look for it. Now don't you all look stupid. KITT lets get the fuck out of here. Don't forget to pick up Malenko.
KITT
Damn, Do we have to? I hope he at least found a bathroom and wiped his ass. I better turn up my air freshener.
After picking up Malenko and going through a car wash, KITT opened the doors and everyone got soaked. They were finally back outside the hotel. Night Rider turned to say goodbye to KITT and she was already gone.
Dean Malenko
What in the hell just happened?
Night Rider
I don't know but you need to head back to your room and change. You really messed things up. I'll talk to you another time.
Malenko walked off as Night Rider burst out in a fit of laughter. Friend or not, The guy was losing his grip. Night Rider went for a walk along the beach. He could feel the warmth of the sand between his toes as he walked along. In a way he felt better now that his mind had been distracted from the match for a while. He was worrying over nothing because what was going to be would be and there was nothing he could do about it. He picked up a rock and was about to throw it when he heard it scream out to him.
Rock
Please don't throw me into that cold water. I'll get all green and mossy. That's not good for your complexion you know.
Night Rider
You can talk?
Rock
Only because you say I can. Seriously though, I used to be a prince but a frog kissed me and turned me into this. I'm lucky you found me. That Crab over there was starting to look at me funny.
Night Rider
What's your name?
Rock
My name is Prince Arnold.
Night Rider
I am the Night Rider. I think I will hang on to you for a while until I can find a good home for you.
Prince Arnold
Thank you, I don't do much but lay around. I am house trained though and don't eat much.
Night Rider placed Prince Arnold in his pocket and walked further along the beach. He knew he was going to have to take care of his business yet he didn't know how he could get close enough to make it happen. The guy never stayed in one place long enough for anyone to get a track on him.
Prince Arnold
Throw him a party.
Night Rider looked around. Startled at first out of his thoughts as the voice continued.
Prince Arnold
Everyone loves a party, Don't they? He will think it is a show of faith and have to show up.
Night Rider
Your absolutely right. I could rig something up so that when he gets there he has an accident. He can just disappear. Then I will finally have my revenge completed. The man who held Chesty LaRue's Mother captive in order for her to do what she did was going to pay. Then every one of them will be dead!
Suddenly KITT flew up beside them and opened the door.
Night Rider
What is it, The kids again?
KITT
No dumb ass I just thought I would give you a lift back to the hotel. It's about to storm.
At that instant a hard downpour began and Night Rider jumped into the car.
Night Rider
Thanks KITT, I appreciate it.
KITT
No problem, I figure at least I'll keep you from killing yourself the way you drive. I also ordered the invitations for you for the party. The target should be getting his tomorrow and the party is set for two days later in the ballroom. I also took the liberties of sending invitations out to a few dignitaries to help make it more enticing. I have also placed the poison in his bottle that will knock him out while the floor below him gives out and he drops to a waiting truck. You will drive away with him in the back and do with him whatever you want.
Night Rider
You have it all planned out. But how did you know?
KITT
A little friend told me.
Prince Arnold
Who do you think placed me on that beach in the first place so you could find me?
Night Rider laughed out loud and shook his head.
Night Rider
That doesn't surprise me one bit. I should have known it was funny that I would automatically pick you up. It does sound like a good plan though. We can make it look like some kind of act or something and no one would suspect a thing.
KITT
Perfect, You go shower and hit the casino for a while. You need to relax while you can because the next few days could be risky. If he suspects anything in the slightest he can rub you out before you would know what happened. have a nice evening.
KITT opens the door and Night Rider climbs out with Prince Arnold still in his pocket. He took the elevator up to his floor and turned the shower on as hot as it would go. He undressed and climbed into the shower. It was time he got ready for a big night. Surely Lady Luck was smiling on him now.
