WCF Round Up Episode #2 (December 8th Slam)
Dec 12, 2013 22:12:01 GMT -5
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*”Down” by Stone Temple Pilots plays over clips of wrestlers performing or posing at recent Slams or Pay Per Views. Come up with one for your character. It’s fun, and it spares me the effort. The show’s title card appears. Then the scene switches to Bryan Worthy wearing a sports jacket over a “Team Tyler” tee shirt while standing in front of a green screen.*
Bryan Worthy: Welcome to WCF Round Up. This week we will be recapping the events of the last Slam before Wrestling Championship Federation’s signature Pay Per View: One. Sunday night, at the MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas, the WCF roster pulled out all the stops to provide their fans with a show they would remember for years to come. We saw plenty of action and intrigue, with the shocks beginning right at the start.
*There’s a graphic reading “Et Poo, Logan?” with the faces of the Hardcore Champ, Kevin, and George! peeking around some large object, while in the foreground of the shot there’s a close up image of a woman’s shoe stomping on a burning paper bag.*
BW: Mister WCF himself, Logan, has seemingly formed a fast friendship with the Despotic Duo of Nerdsmasher Kevin and Nerdsmasher George!. The trio has been seen in public pulling all manner of crazy pranks, though none quite as pungent as this.
*We see the trio pull the classic “flaming bag of poop” gag on Sarah Twilight.*
BW: This is the second time in as many weeks a WCF employee has used fecal matter to haze another. One has to think there will be repercussions for this, given the strict nature of Wrestling Championship Federation’s owner, but as of now Miss Twilight has not made any official announcement. Though, given the number of incidents of insubordination that have occurred recently, she no doubt has her hands full. Case in point:
*New title: “Jeff Purse: Man on Fire”. New pictures: Purse walking away from a burning car all dramatic while photoshopped headshots of Jack Happy, Jonny Fly, and Sarah Twilight watch in consternation.*
BW: WCF fan favorite Jeff Purse spoke to the fans Sunday night, voicing his frustrations in regards to recent events.
*We see clips of Purse’s speech, where he talks about his quest to defeat ten WCF superstars before earning the right to face Sarah Twilight. He calls out both Jack Happy and Jonny Fly as well.*
BW: “The Future” had some harsh words for all three of his perceived enemies, and warned each one to watch their backs. Later, he would demonstrate exactly why they should.
*Clip of Purse smashing and burning Jonny Fly’s Jag, followed scenes of Jeff beating the shit out of Jack Happy backstage, and then later Sarah Twilight finding the unconscious clown in her office wearing a sign saying “Six Superstars Left: Bitch.*
BW: The car Jeff Purse destroyed belonged to WCF World Champion Jonny Fly, who quickly took to social media and demanded he be remunerated for his loss. As for the Mister Jack Happy, no word yet, but given the fact he and Purse have a match scheduled for “One”, one can assume the Hellacious Harlequin plans on making his statement heard, and felt, there.
*Next title: “Queen of Mean”. The images: Stacy Robinson, Nerdsmasher Kevin and Nerdsmasher George! in the usual wrestling poses.*
BW: Slam’s first match of the night was a two on one handicap match. “The Queen of Punishment” Stacy Robinson took on the Nerdsmashers. On paper this might look like an unfair fight, and while one side did win convincingly, it was not the one you might have thought.
*We see spots from the match, including Robinson huracanrana-ing Kevin through a table and then later choking George! out.*
BW: Stacy Robinson won with her “Final Penance” submission, leaving both Kevin and George! laid out in the ring. It was an impressive victory for the former NWA wrestler, and after this humbling experience, you might think the Nerdsmashers would have learned to tread a little more lightly around the distaff members of the WCF roster.
*The new graphic reads “Declarations of Like” along with pictures of Makayla Cooper, Steele Mathews, and Kevin and George!. George’s eyes have hearts photo-shopped over them.*
BW: The ubiquitous duo was again seen hectoring a female employee. This time it was Makayla “Mack” Cooper. And while this former target of the pair’s ardor tried to let them down gracefully, we see others would not be so tactful when it came to telling them that “no means no”.
*We see a clip of Steele Mathews telling George! to leave Mack alone, George! sucker punching Steele, and the scrum that follows. The clip ends with Steele and Makayla being schmoopy towards each other and declaring they’re boyfriend and girlfriend.*
BW: There would appear to be strong chemistry building between Mack Cooper and Steele Mathews. But as we’ll see later in the show, this bliss would not last for either of them.
*The next graphic is for the Buzz Cuts segment.*
BW: This week I asked the WCF roster whether or not Torture and Corey Black deserved a match at One. Is it fair to allow two wrestlers not currently employed by the company to take such a prestigious spot on the card while others are left off it? Or is One the only proper venue for this epic showdown between such living legends. Here are some replies:
Lilith: Who in the hell is Torture?! Seriously, if I wanted to watch a bunch of unknown old men fight each other... I could go to Wal-Mart! You see all sorts of weird stuff there. I once saw a man dressed like Sonic The Hedgedog and guess what he was buying?! He was buying dog food! Since when does Sonic have a dog?!
Jorge Diaz: No, I don't feel those two deserve a match at ONE.I should get a match against that Chris Davidson!
Caleb Fourchon: Mais yeah, dey deserve it! Tortchur and Corey Black help make WCF whut it is today. Dey as important as anybuddy here, and Ah can’t wait to see dem two beat de hell outta each udder.
*Commercial. When we come back the new graphic reads “Open For Business” and we see a pic of David Krink in a dark business suit.*
BW: Hot new hire David Krink let everyone know he was setting up shop in the WCF by the most straightforward way possible.
*We see Krink entering his locker room after putting an “Open for Business” sign on its door.*
BW: This no nonsense blue chipper has quite a reputation in the indies for being the man you call when you need some dirty work done. Maybe that’s why David Krink has been booked to wrestle in the Tag Team Titles Contendership Battle Royal that will start of One. The last two men in the ring will have a shot later in the night to dethrone the current champs Bobby Cairo and Odin Balfore; a tough task to be sure, but for Mister Krink and the eight other participants it’s an amazing opportunity.
*The title reads “Three Way Dance” and the green screen shows pictures of Adam Young. Doc Henry, and Mod Deuce*
BW: Mod Deuce found himself right in the middle of one of the Wrestling Championship Federation’s deepest rivalries when he faced both “The Villain” Adam Young and Doc Henry.
*We see clips of the match, culminating in Mod’s win by hitting a chokebomb on Young.*
BW: The newcomer proved more than up to the task of wrestling these two WCF institutions, scoring a pinfall victory on Adam Young with his devastating finisher The Frag Out. As pleased as the Boisterous Behemoth must have been with his first victory here in the company, what followed next did much to sour his mood.
*We see a recap of raYne’s debut on Slam. The Titantron shows him outside the arena, where he tells Mod Deuce that the business between the two of them is now personal. He also destroys the big man’s rig with a bat before setting it ablaze.*
BW: In what has to be the mother of all coincidences, raYne destroyed Mod Deuce’s custom Peterbilt truck in a manner identical to what Jeff Purse did to Jonny Fly’s sports car. “The Upgrade” took this heinous act of vandalism poorly; understandably so, since the vehicle was very much a part of his livelihood. A feud that started over a disagreement on social media has become something much more, and I suspect when Mod Deuce and raYne do meet at One, the resulting match is going to be as vicious any brawl we’ll see on the card.
*”Toxic Relationship” is the next title. We see pics of a sad looking Tyler Walker and a cocky, shade wearing Biohazard.*
BW: It was a despondent Tyler Walker who made his way to the ring Sunday night. The Beast was bowed and broken by the recent betrayal of his tag team partner Biohazard. He pleaded with his longtime companion in a touching speech.
*We get a recap of Walker saying he doesn’t understand why Bio spit ooze in his face, and that while he’s upset that they have to wrestle each other at One, he hopes afterwards they can be friends again.*
BW: It was after this heart-wrenching lament that the WCF would finally get an answer to why Biohazard turned on his ally.
*We see Biohazard come out to explain his actions. He tells Walker they can’t be friends because (basically) industrial waste spewing mutants and space werewolves have been feuding for centuries, and that anyway Walker was holding him back from winning championships*
BW: But the Newly Egotistical Effluvium Expectorator was not done there. No, Biohazard also broke the news that his match with Tyler Walker was now a Tuxedo Match! The stakes have been raised, and now millions of members of the WCF Universe are now choosing sides in this most explosive of break ups.
*”Tag Team Action” is the graphic. We get group shots of the three teams: Makayla Cooper/Jason Weslow, Marco Valintine/The Orginal Gangster, and Diablo Calzone/Zombie McMorris (The Vapor Kings)*
BW: Three promising pairings went at it for bragging rights and a winner’s share of the purse at the MGM Grand Arena Sunday. Makayla Cooper and Jason Weslow had been undefeated since partnering up, but tonight would be their biggest test, as they faced two equally talented teams of Marco Valintine and The Original Gangster and the newly formed Vapor Kings.
*We see clips of the match. Its ends with Zombie pinning Marco after a gutwrench powerbomb.*
BW: In the end it was the combination of Diablo Calzone and Zombie McMorris that carried the day. This Debauched Duo’s raw power and brawling style was simply too much for the other teams, though Mack Cooper made a gallant effort to keep up with these two bruisers. With this win Diablo continues to make a strong case to be considered WCF’s Rookie of the year, and the Honey Badger made it clear to the challenger for his Internet Title that he best bring his “A” game to One. If not, it could be a very long night for Marco Valintine.
*”Natural Born Boudles” is the title of the next segment. We see a shot of Logan and Lilith walking backstage, him carrying the Hardcore Title and her abducted infant Shelly Armstrong.*
BW: My esteemed colleague Hank Brown was able to catch an exclusive interview with WCF’s oddest couple as they entered the arena during the show. Here’s a summary of their conversation.
*We see Lilith take the mic and defend her actions, saying Chelsea Black Armstrong is a fraud. That she is responsible for her injuries, and that she is a ‘bad guy’. Lilith goes on to say she was doing Baby Shelly a favor rescuing her from unstable parents, and that she has grown fond of her and vice versa.*
BW (looking less than pleased): Hank Brown was unable to ask either Lilith or Logan any follow up questions before the pair disappeared into their locker room, but not before learning that Lilith would be accompanying the Hardcore Champion to the ring for his title match against The Monster Oblivion and Jeff Purse.
*There are pictures of Caleb Fourchon and Chase Michaels in the generic wrestling poses alongside the graphic “Number One Contender Decided”*
BW: The card for One became that much clearer after this match, as “The Alpha Predator” Chase Michaels squared off against Cajun big man Caleb Fourchon for a shot at the TV Title.
*We see clips of the match. Fourchon wins with a one armed falling powerbomb.*
BW: It was a back and forth match, but it would be Caleb picking up the deuce, and a chance to be WCF’s next Television Champion. Chase Michaels will be competing at One as well, as part of the Tag Team Titles Contendership Battle Royal.
*”US Championship Triple Threat” is the title. We see photos of Ryan Rhodes, Jorge Diaz, Cormack Macneill, and Dr. Remus Micayle.*
BW: Three men, each with their own unique wrestling style, competing for the United States Championship in front of a rapt Las Vegas crowd Sunday night. It was the mat wizardry of current title holder Ryan Rhodes against the sheer might of the Brickhouse with a Brogue Cormack Macneill and the high flying Jorge Diaz. On commentary during the match was the man slated to face the winner at One: Doctor Remus Micayle.
*The match is summarized. Lots of spots are shown. All three men look like beasts, the match concludes with Rhodes pinning Diaz with a vertical suplex powerslam.*
BW: Ryan Rhodes would retain his title by way of his bonecrushing finisher dubbed Vengeance. Much respect should go to both Mackneill and Diaz for the way they fought the good fight. Both definitely deserve their spots on the card for One. Cormack Mackneill will be taking part of the Tag Team Titles Contendership Battle Royal, and Jorge Diaz will be in solo action, facing wily WCF veteran Adam Young in an exhibition match.
BW: After his victory, the US Champ would come face to face with the man who called him out weeks ago, and who has yet to officially have a match in WCF, the sinister Dr. Micayle.
*We see Micayle enter the ring and note Rhodes’s win against the two challengers. Then he calls him a fluke champion and tells Rhodes that their title match at One will be a First Blood Match. Rhodes looks happy with those terms.*
BW: Mark it down, WCF Universe: at One, US Champion Ryan Rhodes will face Remus Micayle, and the first wrestler to draw blood wins the title! This promises to be a tremendous match, one I cannot wait to see. Can the nearly unknown Dr. Micayle pull off the seemingly impossible, and capture one of the most prestigious titles in the Wrestling Championship Federation in just his debut match, or will Venom school the Deviant Darwinist in the ways of extreme? It’s going to be Survival of the Fittest Sunday, December 22nd, only on pay per view!
*Another commercial. When we see that, in the interest of objectivity, Bryan Worthy is now wearing a “Team Biohazard” tee shirt. Also, the green screen behind him is showing a picture of a beat up Eric Price along with the title “Price Challenge”*
BW: Last week on Slam, the nuptials of former WCF World Champion Eric Price and Miss Rachel Twilight looked like they were going to go off without a hitch. Then: chaos.
*We see clips from the wedding, specifically the parts where Sarah interrupts after the ceremony to feign approval, only to brutally turn on and attack both Price and her own sister. There are handcuffs, and chairshots, and Lilith involved. The scene closes with a shot of Rachel being stretchered out of the ring by EMTs with Eric stumbling after her.*
BW (looking grim): Sunday night at Slam we finally heard from Mister Price, who discussed his bride’s condition as well as his own.
*Clips of Eric’s Slam appearance via satellite. He updates the audience on their health, and then chews out both Twilight and Lilith for their heinous acts. Then he issues a challenge: him versus Sarah Twilight at One in an Abject Humiliation Match.*
BW: Observant members of the WCF Universe no doubt recall it was losing the first Abject Humiliation Match that cost Eric Price the World Title to Sarah Twilight at last April’s Aftermath Pay Per View. The goal of the contest is to force your opponent to beg for mercy… by any means necessary. It is one of the most brutal, most sadistic matches in WCF history, and Eric Price is so hell-bent on revenge against his hated rival he is willing to endure a second one. Later in the week, Miss Twilight would respond to Eric Price’s challenge thusly. And I quote:
*Sarah’s response, originally posted on WCF.com, appears on the screen. Bryan reads it to the audience.*
“The thought of that is quite appealing, believe me. To watch you crawl on hands and knees, cowering like the little (expletive deleted) that you are ... it almost makes me want to smile. However, that just isn't good enough at this point, so my answer to you is NO.
Now Eric, before you run to the rooftops shouting and spouting off at how I am "afraid" of you ... listen up (expletive deleted). Abject Humiliation is MY creation and at this point in time ... I do not wish to offer you something as ... tame as that. I have been sitting here, dealing with all of the (expletive deleted) that comes with running this company full of useless twits and I have yearned to lace my boots and inflict destruction the way that only I can.
So at One, you and I WILL stand across from each other in that ring and we will end this once and for all. But we shall do so with another one of my own creations. Eric Price, you and I will compete in WCF's first ever Ultra Ten Match. As far as what exactly that is? I'll issue the specifics within the next 48hrs. All you need to know right now is that it will make what I did to you at Abject Humiliation look like (expletive deleted) child's play.”
BW: At this time, WCF Round Up is unaware what rules, if any, make up an Ultra Ten Match. What we do know, however, is that Eric Price has accepted Sarah Twilight’s terms, and we will see the two fight it out at the One Pay Per View.
*”Three on Three” is the next title. We see shots of S-PAC (Waylon Cash, Benjamin Atreyu, and John Gable) lined up opposite their opponents Night Rider, Denise D’evil, and Tasha Lavondyss.*
BW: This upcoming six man tag match might very well be historic, because it could be the last time the Savage Political Action Committee competes as a unit. That is, if Donald Deruty has his way.
*The match is recapped. Highlighted spots are where Gable hurts his arm as well as the finish, where Waylon hits Lavondyss with the Killshot.*
BW: If it was their final match together the team of Waylon Cash, John Gable, and Benjamin Atreyu made sure it would be a positive one for them. But during the contest the team demonstrated the kind of behaviors that made D-Day oppose them and stables in general in the first place: the mob attacks on a single opponent, the diversionary tactics to obfuscate intent. S-PAC is a well-oiled wrestling machine, and Donald Deruty wants it dismantled. That’s why he’s put his career and his health in jeapordy at One in a Hardcore Hell match against the Rawboned Redneck Waylon Cash. But these four WCF superstars aren’t alone in having so much on the line: in two weeks at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Night Rider will face close friend and current People’s Champion for her title. Can the relationship of these two dark, disturbed individuals survive such a contest? We’ll find out- at One!
*The new graphic, “Lilith’s Choice”, appears. We see a shot of Lilith wearing a thoughtful expression. To her left is a picture of Shelley Black Armstrong, and to her right a silhouette bearing a question mark.*
BW: The horrific ordeal of the infant Shelley Black Armstrong came to a close Sunday night, when her mother, Chelsea Black Armstrong, was able to reclaim her from the clutches of her sociopathic abductor, Lilith. As you’ll see, the current Television Champion used a shrewd strategy to rescue her daughter.
*We see most of the segment as it appeared on Slam, where Chelsea brought out and threatened to shiv Lilith’s beloved teddy bear if her baby was not returned to her.*
BW: Clelsea Armstrong’s gambit worked, but there would be unexpected consequences: during the confusion, Makayla Cooper, who was present at the stand off, mysteriously vanishied. For more information on the situation, I spoke with one of Makayla Cooper’s associates, Steele Mathews, in an interview taped earlier today.
*The scene shifts to a classic interview set up: two chairs opposite one another at an angle that is equidistant between the camera and the other chair. Bryan Worthy, in a suit and tie, sits on the right, while Steele’s on the left.*
BW: We’re here with professional wrestler and nightclub owner Steele Matthews to discuss the recent disappearance of WCF superstar Makayla Cooper. Mister Matthews, thanks for agreeing to come on WCF Round Up and to talk about this tragic situation.
SM: No problem Bryan...
BW: Can you update the viewers about the status of the search for Makayla Cooper?
SM: Well I haven't heard any updates in regards to the search for her, but I will keep everyone up to date.
BW: Its being said that you are taking an active role in this investigation. What makes you qualified to track down the missing Miss Cooper?
SM: I'm not qualified at all to track down the abductors, hence why I have gotten someone who is qualified.
BW: Who do you think is responsible for her disappearance, and why?
SM: Who do I think is responsible? Clearly it was Lilith, and why did she do it? The same reason why Lilith does everything she does, because she's a jealous lonely bitch who hates that everyone else has something when she has nothing
BW: Is there any way the WCF Universe can help you locate Miss Cooper?
SM: I wouldn't want any member of the WCF Universe to put themselves in any danger considering this is Lilith we're dealing with, all I ask of the WCF Universe is they keep their hope alive that she returns safe and sound.
BW: We've heard reports that you reached out to another former NWA wrestler with whom you supposedly have a conflicted past with, Matt Robinson, for assistance in finding Makalya Cooper. Can you tell us if he is helping you with your investigation, and the cause of the animosity between you, if there is any?
SM: Yes he is helping, not many people here in the WCF know this, but Matt is a former NYPD officer and he specialised in tracking down missing persons etcetera, hence why I have asked for his help in locating Makayla. As for the animosity between us, that's due to what I did to him back in a previous wrestling company, it will probably come to light in due time but for the moment, that's not the important thing.
BW: What do you think should happen to the individuals responsible for Miss Cooper's disappearance?
SM: What do I think should be done? Well considering kidnapping is a criminal offence and she should have already been thrown in jail for kidnapping Shelley, that's what I think should happen to her. But clearly she's the type of person who needs to be locked away in a mental asylum rather than a prison.
BW: Steele Mathews, thank you for your time.
SM: No problem...
*Back to the regular WCF Round Up set. Worthy keeps talking.*
BW: And for additional analysis on young Shelley Armstrong’s return and Makayla Cooper’s disappearance, we turn to WCF Round Up commentators Nerdsmasher Kevin and Nerdsmasher George!.
The scene shows Kevin and George! in the middle of a pie eating contest. They win, of course, and smash the losers face's in the rest of their pies. Then they begin their segment.
George!: I LOVE PIE! Especially Makalya Coopers pie.
Kevin: Dude, she has disappeared.
George!: So?
Kevin: Good point!
They high five.
George!: Anyway, my tummy hurts and its time for the NERD OF THE WEEK!!!!
Kevin: Lots of good NERDS to choose from this week, George. So lets jump right in, the second runner up if you will.
George! is vomitting.
Kevin: Ok, I will. The second runner up to NERD of the week, is SARAH TWILIGHT! For falling for the oldest trick in the book, the flaming poo outside her office placed by the coolest and toughest dudes on the roster.
George!: Thats right. Man, my puke looks like Sarah's shoe!
Kevin: Gross.
Kevin begins vomitting.
George!: The first runner up to NERD of the week would have to be Lilith's teddy bear. That thing sat there and let Chesty Big Ass do whatever the hell she wanted to it. And for what? A NERDy little child.
Kevin: I would have dropkicked that bitch.
George!: Who?
Kevin: Shelly.
George!: If you were the teddy bear, right?
Kevin: Yeah stupid, I am not a monster. Its not like I would just go dropkick some little kid right now.
George!: Oh, ok cool!
They chest bump.
Kevin: And the biggest NERD this week, who wins NERD OF THE WEEK....
George!: JACK HAPPY!!!!
Kevin: Yeah, Jack Happy got his ass kicked a lot on Slam, and not even in a sanctioned match.
George!: Jeff Purse pretty much made that clown his clown bitch.
Kevin: Yeah...what a NERD!
George!: Well, there you have it, NERD OF THE WEEK!
The scene ends with a kid trying to steal Kevin's pie eating trophy. Kevin drop kicks him 500 yards.
George!: ITS GOOD!!!
*Back to Buzz, who looks a trifle startled by the last segment. Professional that he is, he soldiers on. The next title is “Hardcore Havoc!” and we see accompanying photos of Logan, Oblivion, and Jeff Purse.*
BW: Nowhere on the Vegas Strip was there a show as wild as Sunday night’s Hardcore Title match. The reigning champion Logan faced two challengers, both of whom had worn the belt previously: Jeff Purse once, and the Monster Oblivion a record SEVEN times. What followed was a match for the ages.
*We get a lot of clips of the match. Two spots of note are the Seifer Black Armstrong running in to destroy Lilith, who was at ringside for Logan, and the ending, where all three competitors unable to answer the ten count.*
BW: This fight was so brutal, so taxing, that not one of the combatants was able to stand at the end of it. As a result, Logan retained, but I have to believe both Jeff Purse and Oblivion are in the running for another chance at the belt. If nothing else, they certainly elevated the prestige that goes with the Hardcore Championship with their incredible performances at Slam. What’s next for this tenacious trio? Well, as previously stated, Jeff Purse will be facing Mister Jack Happy at One, while The God of Insanity Oblivion has a match with Mathew Robinson. Meanwhile, Logan has two weeks to heal himself up for another title defense against his former protégé turned bitter rival, Frank Patrick Venable.
*”Orbit in Decay” is the last graphic. We see pictures of the two teams competing for the WCF Tag Titles: The Dream Team and The Thickness. Three of them are smiling. One is not. Guess which one.*
BW: Steve Orbit. Jonny Fly. Bobby Cairo. Odin Balfore. These four men epitomize greatness in the sport of professional wrestling. And Sunday night at Slam, they were to fight for the Wrestling Championship Federation’s Tag Team belts. A match like this should have been a Pay Per View Main Event, and it certainly started out like one. But things would change.
* We see highlights of the match. Lots of back and forth. It looks like the Dream Team is going to win, and then Jonny Fly attacks “The Mack” just as they are setting Cairo up for their team finisher. The Godfather of Professional Wrestling hits Steve with the Security Breach, and pins him. The Thickness retain.*
BW: You could have heard a pin drop in the MGM Grand Arena when Jonny Fly turned on his tag team partner. This became even more confounding when the World Champion stood tall in the ring with Balfore and Cairo, congratulating them on their tainted victory. It seemed the fix was in. Jonny Fly screwed himself and the Number One Contender for his own title out of championship gold. It must have been a horrible moment for Steven Orbit, realizing he’d been played for a fool. But the night would soon get much, much worse for him.
*Orbit’s arrest backstage by Agent Hutchins of the FBI is shown.*
BW: Steven Orbit would be leaving Slam in handcuffs, charged with a laundry list of crimes, the most serious of which included murder. Before he was taken away Orbit claimed his innocence to the WCF Universe, and vowed to clear his name. Whether he is guilty or not isn’t something we here at Round Up can adjudge. What we can do report that, because of his arrest, Steve Orbit has been stripped of his Number One Contendership for the WCF World Title, and that he will not be appearing at One. Instead, Jonny Fly will be defending his championship in a handicap match. Against the Nerdsmashers Kevin and George!.
*Bryan Worthy coughs politely.*
BW: There are numerous questions about this choice. How can a tag team compete for the World Title- as a tag team? What criteria was used to determine that the Nerdsmashers deserved this chance for the World Championship, and who made the ultimate decision to elevate these two men to the Main Event? WCF Round Up has made inquiries to the Federation’s Central Office, but so far no replies our forthcoming. We will try to get this information to you, as well as any additional updates regarding all of the One matches, through WCF’s website.
BW: Thank you for tuning in to WCF Round Up. We’re off next week, but we shall return will a full review of One on December 26. In the meantime, follow WCF Round Up on Facebook and Twitter for more news and information about the Wrestling Championship Federation and the Universe it inhabits. This is Bryan Worthy, saying goodnight and happy holidays.
(Thanks to Sarah Twilight- who’s post about the Ultra Ten Match I recycled for the show- ,Lilith, Jorge Diaz, George!, and Steele Mathews for contributing this week)
