Post by Jeff Purse on Dec 9, 2013 7:44:49 GMT -5
Jeff is seen backstage in the parking lot. He has a smile on his face unseen before in the WCF. He looks quite demented. Something is off kilter with him.
Jeff Purse: Tis the season to be jolly and what not. Well, in the spirit of the season...I decided I would give my buddy Jonny Fly an early Christmas present.
The screen widens to show Jeff is standing in front of Jonny Fly's candy apple red Jaguar XK.
Zach Davis: That is Jonny's car!
Erin Robbins: That is a sexy car.
Zach Davis: Um...yeah you know this cant be good.
Erin Robbins: I am just surprised Jeff is able to be in parking lots by himself.
Zach Davis: Not funny.
Erin Robbins: I thought it was.
Jeff turns toward the car, circling it. Finally he takes out a hammer and smashes one of the windows. He pulls out a gas can and begins pouring gas inside the car, then outside the car, all over the car, around the car. He throws the can in the car, and lights a match, throwing that in the car. It instantly lights on fire.
Erin Robbins: NOOOO!
Zach Davis: WOW!
Jeff walks away a bit, and pulls out a bottle with a rag sticking out of it. He lights the rag on fire and smiles at the camera.
Jeff Purse: Merry Christmas Jonny boy. I have a title to go win.
He throws the bottle at the car, it hits the hood, smashing, igniting it with fire even more. After a second, the car blows up, flipping it upside down.
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse is on a war path tonight.
Jeff Purse: Tis the season to be jolly and what not. Well, in the spirit of the season...I decided I would give my buddy Jonny Fly an early Christmas present.
The screen widens to show Jeff is standing in front of Jonny Fly's candy apple red Jaguar XK.
Zach Davis: That is Jonny's car!
Erin Robbins: That is a sexy car.
Zach Davis: Um...yeah you know this cant be good.
Erin Robbins: I am just surprised Jeff is able to be in parking lots by himself.
Zach Davis: Not funny.
Erin Robbins: I thought it was.
Jeff turns toward the car, circling it. Finally he takes out a hammer and smashes one of the windows. He pulls out a gas can and begins pouring gas inside the car, then outside the car, all over the car, around the car. He throws the can in the car, and lights a match, throwing that in the car. It instantly lights on fire.
Erin Robbins: NOOOO!
Zach Davis: WOW!
Jeff walks away a bit, and pulls out a bottle with a rag sticking out of it. He lights the rag on fire and smiles at the camera.
Jeff Purse: Merry Christmas Jonny boy. I have a title to go win.
He throws the bottle at the car, it hits the hood, smashing, igniting it with fire even more. After a second, the car blows up, flipping it upside down.
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse is on a war path tonight.
