Post by Jeff Purse on Dec 8, 2013 16:42:39 GMT -5
Eight little Indian boys traveling in Devon; One said he'd stay there and then there were Seven.
Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.
Six little Indian boys playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were Five.
Five little Indian boys going in for law; One got into Chancery and then there were Four.
Four little Indian boys going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were Three.
Three little Indian boys walking in the Zoo; A big bear hugged one and then there were Two.
Two little Indian boys were out in the sun; One got all frizzled up and then there was one.
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The scene opens with Jeff sitting in the large armchair with the almost study/library that is the ‘Ten Little WCF Superstars’ set. Jeff is sipping on a large brimmed glass of white wine, and he is dressed nicer than usual, wearing a full suit. The suit is grey, and while the set he is sitting at seems to be a little older, his suit is very modern, and is somewhat out of place in the older setting. He doesn’t mind though, because there is nothing out of place and nothing dirty…and he looked pretty damn good. He sipped from his glass of wine, placing it on the side table, and looked into the camera to begin speaking.
Jeff Purse: On my quest…
He looks over at the glass of wine and slides it a bit toward the middle of the table.
Jeff Purse: On my quest I have…
He keeps eyeing the glass of wine. He moves it a bit more.
Jeff Purse: I have...
He nudges it very slightly…then finally, actually happy with its placement he clasps his hands together and addresses the camera. He moves it one more time then gets up and walks toward the makeshift fire place. It crackles with every bit of wood the fire consumes. In it, we can see remains of the monster, Oblivion’s picture. Not much, just a bit. Jeff leans on the mantel, in thought.
Jeff Purse: So on my quest to face Sarah Twilight, no, destroy Sarah Twilight, I have to face ten WCF Superstars. So far, we have faced The Promising Newbie, which was Chelsea Black Armstrong. And with some fierce showings last weekend, she is still the most promising newbie that has come to WCF in the last couple of months. It’s important to have to face The Promising Newbie, because if you don’t beat the Promising Newbie, then you don’t have it anymore. I made sure I had it still. There is one superstar who I can tell you does NOT have it anymore. But we will get to that.
Next was the Random Superstar in that…lottery that we had that I had to face the ‘dynasty’, Jonny Fly. Of course, Jonny may pop up again on my list…I wasn’t ready for him. I will admit that. He had the best of me that night, even though there were some circumstances that say otherwise…I mean, I can’t change the history books to read “Jonny Fly won, but there were some shady tactics used.’ No, he won. But he was the next Superstar who had to be beaten. It’s important to face the Random Superstar to show that you are up to face whatever it is that is thrown your way, which is why, lucky me, you don’t have to beat the random superstar to move on. You just have to prepare for most anything. There is one superstar who isn’t ready for that.
Who am I talking about? Well if Oblivion is next in my list because of History, then Logan would be the natural next in that list because of why? Status. Veteran Status. He is one of the older guys here, and he is next because, while I don’t know if I have ever been in a match with Logan, he is the Vet. Next naturally in line. I have to show that I am on par or better than the best that the WCF has ever had. And if there is anyone more qualified to this position besides Logan, I would like to know who. Because he fits it like a glove.
Let’s look at the facts; he is a hall of famer, and a multiple War winner. People are afraid of facing Logan, he is that good. He has tried out, almost successfully, the craziest, most out there gimmicks that I have ever heard of. When I first got here, he was running around as the black man Chris Avery, I believe was the name. A short time after that, he threw on a disgusting red wig and dressed in drag and proclaimed to be Sarah Twilight. He is one of the most strange people I have ever had the displeasure of meeting, and he is one of the most crafty fuckers I will ever have to face.
So naturally Logan would have to be number seven on my list of Ten Little WCF Superstars. How awesome is it, that I would get Oblivion and Logan in the same match and for a title no less. A title that I am pretty fond of, the Hardcore Title. It shows that you can hang with the toughest of the tough in the WCF. It proves a certain something to people about you. And it’s something that if won, I would have an even better chance of accomplishing my goal of getting Sarah Twilight, and destroying her.
But in order to understand how to beat Logan, you have to understand Logan. This is one of the hardest things I have ever tried to do. And believe me, I have tried. I have learned a lot of things about Logan over the past week, having to view footage I rather would not have relived, like Logan dressed as Sarah Twilight hitting on Steve Orbit, or him pretty much crying, CRYING, to Seth because he couldn’t beat Jonny Fly.
Who does that? Who cries and cries because you can’t beat someone. You step into that ring, and you give it your all, and if you walk away with the loss, you accept it and you make up for it by kicking the next guy’s ass. Unless you are Adam Young, but that’s neither here or there. No, Logan goes into a fit of hysterics because he can’t beat Jonny Fly. Yelling at Seth that he would never be able to defeat Jonny. Then the next week, he acts like he is the best there ever was to wrestling, forgetting almost that he pretty much cried like a fucking baby, pooped his pants, spit up his lunch, and confessed to Seth Lerch and the rest of the world that there was no way that he could beat Jonny Fly.
Then we saw a different Logan after that though. Before, it was a disturbing Logan, I mean, let’s face it, in the time that I have been in the WCF, I have always thought of Logan as ‘Disturbing’, but we saw a very disturbing Logan turn into a pussy. He began losing, he began coming and going as he so choose, he began to get fucking lazy. I don’t know if it was because he finally realized he was washed up, of if the realization of not being able to defeat someone kind of drove him insane, but I will tell you this, it hasn’t been the same Logan since that very moment.
And finally, I would like to discuss DoT. Or ToT. Or anything that had to do with that ‘treacherous’ team, or teams, that Logan decided to get together a while back, and tried to bully Pantheon out of their rightful spot as the best, THE BEST wrestling stable to ever grace WCF. Logan was trying to hang on to some…undeserved glory that he had gotten from the ToT beforehand. And then, as it should, Pantheon destroyed Logan’s ToT, or DoT, and that was the end of something significant for Logan. That was the end of his era. That was the end of him. That was the beginning of Logan’s giant downfall.
Logan, you think that you can beat me or Oblivion? Do you honestly think that you can come down to that ring and square off against me and the big man and be able to look us in the eye and know in your heart that you can win? No, you can’t. Because you can’t. You cannot beat Oblivion, and you defiantly cannot beat me. Right now you let your bitch Lilith do all of your talking, someone who was so weak and fragile she was able to be thrown in the hospital by Sarah Fucking Twilight. But sorry Logan, her support, and everything that she tries to make you out to be, it’s not enough.
Let me tell you how it’s going to go down, Logan. I am going to walk down to that ring, and I am going to kick that fucking walker out from under you. Because, you know, you are old and have a walker in this scenario. Then I am going to take it and beat the shit out of you with it, not relenting until the structure of this walker gives way and just ends to exist as I am pounding it into your back. Just like you Logan. Just like as soon as you understand that you are no good anymore, you will end to exist. You and your career. And WCF will be much, much better for it.
Logan, you suck. Plain and simple. And in the words of a very old, very misguided, past retirement, has been, the great Logan, suck THIS!
And he does a pelvic thrust, throwing Logan’s picture in the fire, and watching it burn. The scene fades out.
Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.
Six little Indian boys playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were Five.
Five little Indian boys going in for law; One got into Chancery and then there were Four.
Four little Indian boys going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were Three.
Three little Indian boys walking in the Zoo; A big bear hugged one and then there were Two.
Two little Indian boys were out in the sun; One got all frizzled up and then there was one.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
The scene opens with Jeff sitting in the large armchair with the almost study/library that is the ‘Ten Little WCF Superstars’ set. Jeff is sipping on a large brimmed glass of white wine, and he is dressed nicer than usual, wearing a full suit. The suit is grey, and while the set he is sitting at seems to be a little older, his suit is very modern, and is somewhat out of place in the older setting. He doesn’t mind though, because there is nothing out of place and nothing dirty…and he looked pretty damn good. He sipped from his glass of wine, placing it on the side table, and looked into the camera to begin speaking.
Jeff Purse: On my quest…
He looks over at the glass of wine and slides it a bit toward the middle of the table.
Jeff Purse: On my quest I have…
He keeps eyeing the glass of wine. He moves it a bit more.
Jeff Purse: I have...
He nudges it very slightly…then finally, actually happy with its placement he clasps his hands together and addresses the camera. He moves it one more time then gets up and walks toward the makeshift fire place. It crackles with every bit of wood the fire consumes. In it, we can see remains of the monster, Oblivion’s picture. Not much, just a bit. Jeff leans on the mantel, in thought.
Jeff Purse: So on my quest to face Sarah Twilight, no, destroy Sarah Twilight, I have to face ten WCF Superstars. So far, we have faced The Promising Newbie, which was Chelsea Black Armstrong. And with some fierce showings last weekend, she is still the most promising newbie that has come to WCF in the last couple of months. It’s important to have to face The Promising Newbie, because if you don’t beat the Promising Newbie, then you don’t have it anymore. I made sure I had it still. There is one superstar who I can tell you does NOT have it anymore. But we will get to that.
Next was the Random Superstar in that…lottery that we had that I had to face the ‘dynasty’, Jonny Fly. Of course, Jonny may pop up again on my list…I wasn’t ready for him. I will admit that. He had the best of me that night, even though there were some circumstances that say otherwise…I mean, I can’t change the history books to read “Jonny Fly won, but there were some shady tactics used.’ No, he won. But he was the next Superstar who had to be beaten. It’s important to face the Random Superstar to show that you are up to face whatever it is that is thrown your way, which is why, lucky me, you don’t have to beat the random superstar to move on. You just have to prepare for most anything. There is one superstar who isn’t ready for that.
Who am I talking about? Well if Oblivion is next in my list because of History, then Logan would be the natural next in that list because of why? Status. Veteran Status. He is one of the older guys here, and he is next because, while I don’t know if I have ever been in a match with Logan, he is the Vet. Next naturally in line. I have to show that I am on par or better than the best that the WCF has ever had. And if there is anyone more qualified to this position besides Logan, I would like to know who. Because he fits it like a glove.
Let’s look at the facts; he is a hall of famer, and a multiple War winner. People are afraid of facing Logan, he is that good. He has tried out, almost successfully, the craziest, most out there gimmicks that I have ever heard of. When I first got here, he was running around as the black man Chris Avery, I believe was the name. A short time after that, he threw on a disgusting red wig and dressed in drag and proclaimed to be Sarah Twilight. He is one of the most strange people I have ever had the displeasure of meeting, and he is one of the most crafty fuckers I will ever have to face.
So naturally Logan would have to be number seven on my list of Ten Little WCF Superstars. How awesome is it, that I would get Oblivion and Logan in the same match and for a title no less. A title that I am pretty fond of, the Hardcore Title. It shows that you can hang with the toughest of the tough in the WCF. It proves a certain something to people about you. And it’s something that if won, I would have an even better chance of accomplishing my goal of getting Sarah Twilight, and destroying her.
But in order to understand how to beat Logan, you have to understand Logan. This is one of the hardest things I have ever tried to do. And believe me, I have tried. I have learned a lot of things about Logan over the past week, having to view footage I rather would not have relived, like Logan dressed as Sarah Twilight hitting on Steve Orbit, or him pretty much crying, CRYING, to Seth because he couldn’t beat Jonny Fly.
Who does that? Who cries and cries because you can’t beat someone. You step into that ring, and you give it your all, and if you walk away with the loss, you accept it and you make up for it by kicking the next guy’s ass. Unless you are Adam Young, but that’s neither here or there. No, Logan goes into a fit of hysterics because he can’t beat Jonny Fly. Yelling at Seth that he would never be able to defeat Jonny. Then the next week, he acts like he is the best there ever was to wrestling, forgetting almost that he pretty much cried like a fucking baby, pooped his pants, spit up his lunch, and confessed to Seth Lerch and the rest of the world that there was no way that he could beat Jonny Fly.
Then we saw a different Logan after that though. Before, it was a disturbing Logan, I mean, let’s face it, in the time that I have been in the WCF, I have always thought of Logan as ‘Disturbing’, but we saw a very disturbing Logan turn into a pussy. He began losing, he began coming and going as he so choose, he began to get fucking lazy. I don’t know if it was because he finally realized he was washed up, of if the realization of not being able to defeat someone kind of drove him insane, but I will tell you this, it hasn’t been the same Logan since that very moment.
And finally, I would like to discuss DoT. Or ToT. Or anything that had to do with that ‘treacherous’ team, or teams, that Logan decided to get together a while back, and tried to bully Pantheon out of their rightful spot as the best, THE BEST wrestling stable to ever grace WCF. Logan was trying to hang on to some…undeserved glory that he had gotten from the ToT beforehand. And then, as it should, Pantheon destroyed Logan’s ToT, or DoT, and that was the end of something significant for Logan. That was the end of his era. That was the end of him. That was the beginning of Logan’s giant downfall.
Logan, you think that you can beat me or Oblivion? Do you honestly think that you can come down to that ring and square off against me and the big man and be able to look us in the eye and know in your heart that you can win? No, you can’t. Because you can’t. You cannot beat Oblivion, and you defiantly cannot beat me. Right now you let your bitch Lilith do all of your talking, someone who was so weak and fragile she was able to be thrown in the hospital by Sarah Fucking Twilight. But sorry Logan, her support, and everything that she tries to make you out to be, it’s not enough.
Let me tell you how it’s going to go down, Logan. I am going to walk down to that ring, and I am going to kick that fucking walker out from under you. Because, you know, you are old and have a walker in this scenario. Then I am going to take it and beat the shit out of you with it, not relenting until the structure of this walker gives way and just ends to exist as I am pounding it into your back. Just like you Logan. Just like as soon as you understand that you are no good anymore, you will end to exist. You and your career. And WCF will be much, much better for it.
Logan, you suck. Plain and simple. And in the words of a very old, very misguided, past retirement, has been, the great Logan, suck THIS!
And he does a pelvic thrust, throwing Logan’s picture in the fire, and watching it burn. The scene fades out.
