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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2013 21:31:55 GMT -5
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"Earlier today reports began circulating that a number of former WCF employees had been reported missing by friends and family. We can now confirm that former wrestlers Aníbal, Arkham, Big Harvey Dodson, Cahir and Brian Banks, best known as Captain Punishment, have not been seen for several months. Initially we here at WCF.com were not interested in the story until we learned of one more individual that has been reported missing:
Steven Seagull.
Naturally the news that the beloved bird had gone missing has touched each and every heart of the employees here at WCF.com and as such we will be taking the rest of the month off while we search his favorite nesting areas. Please join us in the search for Steven and bring this terrible time to an end.
Oh, and if you happen to find any of the other missing persons please feel free to notify their families."
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Post by Jonny Fly on Dec 5, 2013 22:15:00 GMT -5
Jonny FlyJust heard the shocking news about the disappearance of Steven Seagull. I am one of the employees of WCF who has been touched by Steven - he once landed on my shoulder. We talked about ponytails and monotone voices. He was a cool bird. I hope he's found safe. #SeeFlyCanBeNice #Seagull4LYFE
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2013 22:35:39 GMT -5
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"In response to the touching tweet from WCF wrestler Jonny Fly in regards to her husband, the wife of Steven Seagull posted the following to her twitter:
@kateyseagull
*SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK* *SQUAWK SQUAWK* *SQUAWK* *SQUAWK* *SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK* *SQUAWK SQUAWK* *SQUAWK SQUAWK*
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Post by raYne on Dec 6, 2013 5:50:17 GMT -5
And now it's almost 24 hours after I read the Smart Market, and now I'm cracking up over this.
From now on, I come to WCF for all my important wrestling news needs.
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Post by CD's Old Account on Dec 6, 2013 22:25:32 GMT -5
But Travis Warner is okay? Phew.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 22:38:53 GMT -5
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"Continuing our coverage of the disheartening disappearance of beloved WCF Icon Steven Seagull and several less important individuals, WCF.com has just learned that four more former WCF wrestlers have been reported missing. Former Television Champion Aaron Miles, former Hardcore Champion Shaun Jackson, Travis Warner and WCF: The Cut contestant Tyler Cruise all were reported by their families in the past few months. If you know anything that could help find any of these men, please contact their families. And, more importantly, if anyone has seen a seagull with an awesome ponytail dive bombing terrorists, for the love of god tell him to return to us safely!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2013 0:48:23 GMT -5
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"BREAKING NEWS! Authorities investigating the disappearance of Steven Seagull have been trying to reach WCF Lead Reporter for questioning to no avail. While the authorities have kept mum on why they want to speak with Callahan, speculation has arisen that the reporter may have held a grudge against the bird after a recent incident during a WCF Employee Appreciation Party held in Atlantic City. When asked about the disappearances of nine former WCF wrestlers, including two former champions, the authorities had no answer and seemed shocked that anyone cared."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 0:19:03 GMT -5
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"With authorities still seeking WCF Reporter Scoops Callahan for questioning in regards to the disappearance of Steven Seagull and nine former WCF employees, the families of two more former WCF wrestlers have come forward with news that they recently lost contact with their loved ones. The families of Jordan Reckless and Trevor Young, once known as the tag team Young & Reckless in WCF, have said that they haven't heard from either in three weeks. Despite the obvious connection between the disappearances and the cries of help from the families of those missing, authorities continue to downplay the possibility of a conspiracy targeting WCF and it's employees. The only solid statement given by authorities was directed toward Scoops Callahan 'We merely wish to speak with you.'"
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Post by Jeff Purse on Dec 8, 2013 18:08:14 GMT -5
@thefuturejeffp
Is Kate Winslet safe?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 18:24:56 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
And yet Lilith is still here? If only she'd disappear. As for Steven Seagull, I thought I saw him the other day on the pier. #MyEyesArePlayingTricks #LilithNeedsToBeGone
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 21:35:12 GMT -5
@darkimagination
@ericprice Awwwwwwwwww what's wrong Eric? Did I upset you? My heart bleeds hunny, really it does. Unfortuently though, unlike you and your little friends... I will NEVER leave this place. You know why? Because unlike you lot... I am not a coward. #EricsPackOfCowards #WhoAreYou
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2013 0:26:11 GMT -5
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"As police continue to wait for Scoops Callahan to come forward to answer their questions, it's slowly becoming obvious that their patience is wearing thing. With fewer clues and leads turning up in connection with the disappearance of Steven Seagull and eleven former WCF wrestlers, Callahan is seemingly the last stone to be turned over. One can only imagine that if Callahan doesn't come forward in the next few days, the authorities will have no choice but to have a warrant issued.
In an unrelated note, Kate Winslet and her fabulous breasts are doing just fine."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 17:47:03 GMT -5
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"It is with much remorse that we report that the investigation into the disappearance of Steven Seagull and eleven former WCF wrestlers has turned grim. Authorities that have been working the case tirelessly since Steven was first reported missing have announced that they have found a clump of seagull feathers splattered with blood less than a mile from where Steven was last seen. While the local police and the FBI are maintaining that they could be the feathers from any gull, the length of time Steven has been missing has left many feeling hopeless.
Also, later that day a finger wearing a ring similar to that seen on the hand of Shaun Jackson was found not far from the clump of bloody feathers. Authorities held another press conference to talk about the discovery but no one showed up to hear it."
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Post by raYne on Dec 14, 2013 16:30:55 GMT -5
BREAKiNG FREAKiNG NEWS --
~ r.
#steven_died_on_the_way_back_to_his_home_planet
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