Post by Marco Valintine on Nov 30, 2013 19:40:10 GMT -5
Life is so good for the Marco, winning the battle royal was just the start and now Marco is on his way to gain what Marco deserves, no doubt the people in charge realised what they have in the Marco and nothing suits the Marco better than leather and gold, well maybe golden haired babes but that’s it. Right at this moment Marco is sitting here in his red leather skin-tight trousers and Steel panther ball out shirt chilling here on the couch of Marcos hotel room with some How I met your mother awesomeness on the screen and some of the most choice green on the go. The Marco is in Marcos own happy place as Cory walks in carrying a case.
Marco: Hey dude how’s things.
Cory: Things are good bro, what you doing?
Marco: The Marco is chilling with some green and awesome TV.
Cory looks at the screen and gives a chuckle.
Marco: The Marco invites you to join in if you want.
Cory: Sounds good bro, I love this show.
Marco: Well pull up a pew dude.
He walks over placing the bag next to the couch and sits down next to the Marco as Marco passes him the green for a toke.
Cory: Dude have you done anything yet to prepare for your match this week?
Marco: The Marco has….not, why?
Cory: This is a big match man, you should do something.
Marco: Do I have too?
Cory: It’s kind of mandatory dude, also you need to show these people who you are.
Marco: Marco knows who the Marco is dude, and Marco is enjoying Marcos down time.
Cory: I know dude and I don’t want to kill your buzz but I got a camera here for you to do something for WCF dot com, that way you don’t even have to leave the room.
Marco takes a moment to think it all over until Marco comes to a conclusion.
Marco: The Marco agrees, considering that he does not have to leave the room.
After a laugh he passes Marco the green, gets up and walks over to the camera bag taking the camera out.
Cory: Now do you remember who you are facing this week.
Marco: Of course I do… It’s….
Cory: You don’t remember do you.
Marco: Well the Marco does not appreciate the presumption that Marco does not remember.
Cory: Then tell me who your opponents are.
Marco: Ok... There is …Dan DiStoner, George and Kevin….Biohazard….
Cory: That was last week’s opponents, you have beat them already.
Marco: Oh yeah the Marco remembers, that was an awesome match.
Cory: Yes is was, now we are onto your next match, your number one contendership match for the internet title between you, Doc Henry and Jorge Diaz.
Marco: Cool stuff, all right let’s get this road on the show.
Cory: Sounds good.
He lifts up the camera as Marco puts Marcos joint in the ash tray and brushes Marcos t shirt getting rid of the crumbs of the grilled cheese sandwich onto the floor.
Cory: Ready.
Marco: The Marco is all ways ready to be awesome.
He counts down on his fingers and the little red light goes on and now it’s Marco’s time to perform.
Marco: Well hello dudes and babes of the WCF this is The emperor of epicness, The Senator of Sexiness, The Incarnation of Incredible, The ambassador of awesome, The titan of titulation, the embodiment of exceptional and The Quintessential Ladies Man…. Wear nothing, not even your bikini
, I've spilled some gin on my weenie, I thought this uncouth, So I’ve added vermouth, How’d you like me to slip you a martini? Marco…Valintine.
The Marco strikes a pose holding Marcos arms out and taking a deep breath before sitting back as normal.
Marco: Now everyone saw the Marcos awesome debut and clearly you were all blew away when the Marco went on to win the match which everyone knew was going to happen because Marco is that damn good Marco beat seven other men, which again everyone knew would happen.
I pick up my joint from the ash tray and light it up taking another toke.
Marco: Now the supersonic Marco going on to be awesome again this week when he faces off against two other men, a step down from 7 but hey you have to be fair on people, well others do the Marco doesn't.
Marco takes another toke from the joint and places it back onto the ashtray on the table.
Marco: Now then onto Marcos match this week, this is going to be interesting isn't it because Marco is going to have a chance to wear gold and leather around Marcos sexy waist in the form of the internet title.
I make a gesture of holding the belt around my waist.
Marco: Now Marco has to go through two other men to get this chance but that’s no problem for the Marco because like Marco said he went through last week beating seven men the Marco can go through two people, especially considering one of them is the dancing queen himself Jorge Diaz, now dude what makes you think that you are in Marcos league, you couldn’t even keep that chick Spring to stick around with you, you hear what the Marco is saying… What a lady she is so flexible, Marco and Spring went through at least 20 pages of the karma sutra in one night… Marco guesses that was because of all her dancing training.
Marco drifts off for a moment thinking about that night a couple of days ago.
Cory: Ummm Marco, earth to Marco.
The Marco snaps back into reality and smiles.
Marco: Sorry dude, the Marco was lost in memories of Spring, who by the way has the most appropriate name, so bendy and almost hot…
Cory: Marco! Get back to the point will you.
Marco: The Marco apologies bro, anyway Jorge you should realize that you are going to be majorly outclassed dude in both dancing which Marco is a master and of course Marco specialty… Wrestling, you see Jorge some people have what people call “it”, what is that “it” you ask… Well that is this is you ask, well the Marco will tell you, the “it” is, “it” is talent, showmanship, expertise and of course top of the line good looks, the Marco has all of these where you Jorge do not, you have no chance to stop me and you should not even bother trying at the end of the day, why don’t you just not bother facing the Marco this week and spend more time with your boyfriend Darius.
Marco laughs a moment before grabbing a beer from the mini fridge next too the couch and taking a gulp.
Marco: Now Marco has to talk about Marcos other opponent, Doc Holiday…
Cory: No dude its Doc Henry.
Marco: Really, the Marco thought it was Holiday.
Cory: Nah dude, that guy has been dead for years.
Marco: Ahh ok, wait… you think there related?
Cory: Who knows and more importantly WHO CARES! Get back to the point big brother.
Marco: The Marco is sorry dude, but there is no need to shout at the Marco, but yeah Doc Henry… Dude if the Marco got a dime for each time Marco has faced someone like you then Marco would be a millionaire…. Oh wait the Marco is a millionaire through facing people like you, because you are ten a penny dude, another red neck who thinks they can come along and play wrestler because there daddy slash brother beat them about a bit growing up. Now you are a disgrace dude, in the Marcos eyes you are so damn boring, hey look at me ive had a few beers and now I want to brawl, same old same old shit that the Marco has seen so many times he is bored of it… As well as that you are making a disgrace to one of the greatest tracks in glam history with Doctor Feelgood by Motley Crue which is one of the Marcos favourite tracks … But Marco calls bullshit on nothing more than you saying you are good with the ladies, yeah you may be able to get your cousins back in the south but when it comes to real ladies of California and anywhere Marco is then you know who is going to be banging the hottest chicks in the state and that is the Marco Valintine.
The Marco takes another gulp of beer before placing it on the table and picking up Marcos joint taking another toke.
Marco: Now dude as good as the Marco is at picking up chicks he is as good in that ring, the Marco can do things between those ropes that people never dreamed was humanly possible, the Marco is the supersonic superhuman miracle of the ring and will make sure that you will lose along with the dancing queen and Marco will go on to fight the Zombie and take the internet title for the Marco. This waist demands gold and leather and it will get it by the time the One pay per view comes around, it really should be called the One and only Marco Valintine show with others he outshines anyone that steps into that ring each and every time because the Marco is just that good.
Marco takes a last toke of his joint before putting it back in the ashtray.
Marco: Now then, you all know how Marco feels about his upcoming victory so now Marco is going to go out and celebrate like Marco knows how and that is going to the local clubs, drinking a few, pulling a few and snorting a few so remember people out there stay legendary and live your life to the max. Too Marcos opponent Marco says this, you two are stepping in the ring with the greatest man to ever walk the earth so do not feel bad when you are staring at the lights this week when the Marco wins and goes on to win the internet title, beware Zombie McMorris because Marco will be coming for your title and afterwards the final frontier is next.
The Marco stands up and walk out of shot as Cory switches off the camera.
Cory: Good work bro, got a little side-tracked at times but I think we got the message across effectively enough, now then bro where is Travis? I didn’t see him on the way in.
Marco: He’s down at the lobby dude, the Marco don’t need him around all the time you know bro.
Cory: Fair enough, but make sure you take him along with you when you go out tonight alright.
Marco: You not joining the Marco for epic fun tonight.
Cory: Maybe later on, but I got some stuff to sort out between now and then.
Marco: Allright dude but don’t leave the Marco hanging there on his own tonight.
Cory: I won’t dude, wouldn't do that to a bro.
Marco: Too true, anyway the Marco will see you at the club.
Cory: See you there bro.
Marco walks over and gives Cory a hug before walking over and putting on Marcos bright red doc martin boots and heading out for a great night on the town.
Marco: Hey dude how’s things.
Cory: Things are good bro, what you doing?
Marco: The Marco is chilling with some green and awesome TV.
Cory looks at the screen and gives a chuckle.
Marco: The Marco invites you to join in if you want.
Cory: Sounds good bro, I love this show.
Marco: Well pull up a pew dude.
He walks over placing the bag next to the couch and sits down next to the Marco as Marco passes him the green for a toke.
Cory: Dude have you done anything yet to prepare for your match this week?
Marco: The Marco has….not, why?
Cory: This is a big match man, you should do something.
Marco: Do I have too?
Cory: It’s kind of mandatory dude, also you need to show these people who you are.
Marco: Marco knows who the Marco is dude, and Marco is enjoying Marcos down time.
Cory: I know dude and I don’t want to kill your buzz but I got a camera here for you to do something for WCF dot com, that way you don’t even have to leave the room.
Marco takes a moment to think it all over until Marco comes to a conclusion.
Marco: The Marco agrees, considering that he does not have to leave the room.
After a laugh he passes Marco the green, gets up and walks over to the camera bag taking the camera out.
Cory: Now do you remember who you are facing this week.
Marco: Of course I do… It’s….
Cory: You don’t remember do you.
Marco: Well the Marco does not appreciate the presumption that Marco does not remember.
Cory: Then tell me who your opponents are.
Marco: Ok... There is …Dan DiStoner, George and Kevin….Biohazard….
Cory: That was last week’s opponents, you have beat them already.
Marco: Oh yeah the Marco remembers, that was an awesome match.
Cory: Yes is was, now we are onto your next match, your number one contendership match for the internet title between you, Doc Henry and Jorge Diaz.
Marco: Cool stuff, all right let’s get this road on the show.
Cory: Sounds good.
He lifts up the camera as Marco puts Marcos joint in the ash tray and brushes Marcos t shirt getting rid of the crumbs of the grilled cheese sandwich onto the floor.
Cory: Ready.
Marco: The Marco is all ways ready to be awesome.
He counts down on his fingers and the little red light goes on and now it’s Marco’s time to perform.
Marco: Well hello dudes and babes of the WCF this is The emperor of epicness, The Senator of Sexiness, The Incarnation of Incredible, The ambassador of awesome, The titan of titulation, the embodiment of exceptional and The Quintessential Ladies Man…. Wear nothing, not even your bikini
, I've spilled some gin on my weenie, I thought this uncouth, So I’ve added vermouth, How’d you like me to slip you a martini? Marco…Valintine.
The Marco strikes a pose holding Marcos arms out and taking a deep breath before sitting back as normal.
Marco: Now everyone saw the Marcos awesome debut and clearly you were all blew away when the Marco went on to win the match which everyone knew was going to happen because Marco is that damn good Marco beat seven other men, which again everyone knew would happen.
I pick up my joint from the ash tray and light it up taking another toke.
Marco: Now the supersonic Marco going on to be awesome again this week when he faces off against two other men, a step down from 7 but hey you have to be fair on people, well others do the Marco doesn't.
Marco takes another toke from the joint and places it back onto the ashtray on the table.
Marco: Now then onto Marcos match this week, this is going to be interesting isn't it because Marco is going to have a chance to wear gold and leather around Marcos sexy waist in the form of the internet title.
I make a gesture of holding the belt around my waist.
Marco: Now Marco has to go through two other men to get this chance but that’s no problem for the Marco because like Marco said he went through last week beating seven men the Marco can go through two people, especially considering one of them is the dancing queen himself Jorge Diaz, now dude what makes you think that you are in Marcos league, you couldn’t even keep that chick Spring to stick around with you, you hear what the Marco is saying… What a lady she is so flexible, Marco and Spring went through at least 20 pages of the karma sutra in one night… Marco guesses that was because of all her dancing training.
Marco drifts off for a moment thinking about that night a couple of days ago.
Cory: Ummm Marco, earth to Marco.
The Marco snaps back into reality and smiles.
Marco: Sorry dude, the Marco was lost in memories of Spring, who by the way has the most appropriate name, so bendy and almost hot…
Cory: Marco! Get back to the point will you.
Marco: The Marco apologies bro, anyway Jorge you should realize that you are going to be majorly outclassed dude in both dancing which Marco is a master and of course Marco specialty… Wrestling, you see Jorge some people have what people call “it”, what is that “it” you ask… Well that is this is you ask, well the Marco will tell you, the “it” is, “it” is talent, showmanship, expertise and of course top of the line good looks, the Marco has all of these where you Jorge do not, you have no chance to stop me and you should not even bother trying at the end of the day, why don’t you just not bother facing the Marco this week and spend more time with your boyfriend Darius.
Marco laughs a moment before grabbing a beer from the mini fridge next too the couch and taking a gulp.
Marco: Now Marco has to talk about Marcos other opponent, Doc Holiday…
Cory: No dude its Doc Henry.
Marco: Really, the Marco thought it was Holiday.
Cory: Nah dude, that guy has been dead for years.
Marco: Ahh ok, wait… you think there related?
Cory: Who knows and more importantly WHO CARES! Get back to the point big brother.
Marco: The Marco is sorry dude, but there is no need to shout at the Marco, but yeah Doc Henry… Dude if the Marco got a dime for each time Marco has faced someone like you then Marco would be a millionaire…. Oh wait the Marco is a millionaire through facing people like you, because you are ten a penny dude, another red neck who thinks they can come along and play wrestler because there daddy slash brother beat them about a bit growing up. Now you are a disgrace dude, in the Marcos eyes you are so damn boring, hey look at me ive had a few beers and now I want to brawl, same old same old shit that the Marco has seen so many times he is bored of it… As well as that you are making a disgrace to one of the greatest tracks in glam history with Doctor Feelgood by Motley Crue which is one of the Marcos favourite tracks … But Marco calls bullshit on nothing more than you saying you are good with the ladies, yeah you may be able to get your cousins back in the south but when it comes to real ladies of California and anywhere Marco is then you know who is going to be banging the hottest chicks in the state and that is the Marco Valintine.
The Marco takes another gulp of beer before placing it on the table and picking up Marcos joint taking another toke.
Marco: Now dude as good as the Marco is at picking up chicks he is as good in that ring, the Marco can do things between those ropes that people never dreamed was humanly possible, the Marco is the supersonic superhuman miracle of the ring and will make sure that you will lose along with the dancing queen and Marco will go on to fight the Zombie and take the internet title for the Marco. This waist demands gold and leather and it will get it by the time the One pay per view comes around, it really should be called the One and only Marco Valintine show with others he outshines anyone that steps into that ring each and every time because the Marco is just that good.
Marco takes a last toke of his joint before putting it back in the ashtray.
Marco: Now then, you all know how Marco feels about his upcoming victory so now Marco is going to go out and celebrate like Marco knows how and that is going to the local clubs, drinking a few, pulling a few and snorting a few so remember people out there stay legendary and live your life to the max. Too Marcos opponent Marco says this, you two are stepping in the ring with the greatest man to ever walk the earth so do not feel bad when you are staring at the lights this week when the Marco wins and goes on to win the internet title, beware Zombie McMorris because Marco will be coming for your title and afterwards the final frontier is next.
The Marco stands up and walk out of shot as Cory switches off the camera.
Cory: Good work bro, got a little side-tracked at times but I think we got the message across effectively enough, now then bro where is Travis? I didn’t see him on the way in.
Marco: He’s down at the lobby dude, the Marco don’t need him around all the time you know bro.
Cory: Fair enough, but make sure you take him along with you when you go out tonight alright.
Marco: You not joining the Marco for epic fun tonight.
Cory: Maybe later on, but I got some stuff to sort out between now and then.
Marco: Allright dude but don’t leave the Marco hanging there on his own tonight.
Cory: I won’t dude, wouldn't do that to a bro.
Marco: Too true, anyway the Marco will see you at the club.
Cory: See you there bro.
Marco walks over and gives Cory a hug before walking over and putting on Marcos bright red doc martin boots and heading out for a great night on the town.
