Post by Odin Balfore on Nov 28, 2013 13:12:01 GMT -5
The Poon Guinean Department of Public Affairs has just sent word to WCF.com in response to the bounty put on the heads the prouds national leaders.
Dear Addressee,
In light of recent political turmoils in the camp of The Savage Political Action Committee, such decrees of faggotry shall not tolerated. The Poon Guinean Department of Public Affairs was given clearance by it's nations co-founders to send this official retort.
Scot Savage claims of a five hundred thousand dollar bounty for the removal of the Wrestling Federation Championship Tag Team Title Championship Belts from the possession of Bobby Cairo and Odin Balfore, collectively known to the WCF entity as " The Thickness." To us, such funds are unreasonable and doubtful because Scott Savage is a jobber with little or no political influence what so over. The poultry sum of collective funds by all active members of the Savage Political Action Committee ( S-PAC ), is not a prize to be salivated over like the finest poon. One does not salivate over the poon, the poon salivates over The Thickness. Scott Savage wishes the belts off our Bobby Cairo and Odin Balfore because it is undisputed fact that S-PAC in any combination can not defeat The Thickness. S-PAC were spoon fed competition and their respective yet pitiful defenses do not qualify as making the championship belts " Coveted."
It was the unofficial leader of S-PAC, Waylon Cash who announced that the team was no longer interested in such titles and wished to peruse other financial gains in WCF not involving The Thickness. The conflicting reports of interest show Waylon Cash to be a liar and Scott Savage to be a bitch. S-PAC desired the WCF Tag Team Championship because it was uncontested at that present time. S-PAC has made it clear as crystal that they fear The Thickness and do not wish to fight them again, even though they have a contractual obligation at the WCF Pay Per View " ONE" to cordially get the shit kicked out of them for speaking such ills to the Poon Guinean overlords.
The fact of the matter is that Scott Savage has no faith in his clients that he represents. He wishes to make their regaining of the tag team titles as easy as possible and knows that The Thickness are impossible to defeat. This brings us back to the matter of five hundred thousand dollars ( $500,000.00 ) the sum of such an offer has been made by each member of The Thickness through out the course of this statement. In response to such a political koo, The leaders of Poon Guinea have offers up two million dollars ( $ 2,000,000.00 ) for the successful assassination on Scott Savage. Such a payment will be paid upon proof positive of Savages death by Poon Guinean officials, pending a proper autopsy and corpse delivery to the governors mansion.. In addition to the death of Savage Savage, one million dollars ( $ 1,000,000.00 ) will be paid out in similar fashion(details previous mentioned ) for proof positive and the delivery of the other active members of The Savage Action Political Committee ( S- PAC ).
The current active members of The Savage Action Political Committee are:
Waylon Cash
Benjamin Atreyu
John Gable
There is a total of five million dollars ( $ 5,000,000.00) to be made off of this contract. We here at Poon Guinea wish S-PAC the best of luck this holiday season. The Contract is valid between now and the Pay Per View "ONE."
Signed,
Jessica Alba.
Head of Poon Guinea Public Affairs.
In the year of our Lord Robert Cairo, Nov. 28, 2013
Dear Addressee,
In light of recent political turmoils in the camp of The Savage Political Action Committee, such decrees of faggotry shall not tolerated. The Poon Guinean Department of Public Affairs was given clearance by it's nations co-founders to send this official retort.
Scot Savage claims of a five hundred thousand dollar bounty for the removal of the Wrestling Federation Championship Tag Team Title Championship Belts from the possession of Bobby Cairo and Odin Balfore, collectively known to the WCF entity as " The Thickness." To us, such funds are unreasonable and doubtful because Scott Savage is a jobber with little or no political influence what so over. The poultry sum of collective funds by all active members of the Savage Political Action Committee ( S-PAC ), is not a prize to be salivated over like the finest poon. One does not salivate over the poon, the poon salivates over The Thickness. Scott Savage wishes the belts off our Bobby Cairo and Odin Balfore because it is undisputed fact that S-PAC in any combination can not defeat The Thickness. S-PAC were spoon fed competition and their respective yet pitiful defenses do not qualify as making the championship belts " Coveted."
It was the unofficial leader of S-PAC, Waylon Cash who announced that the team was no longer interested in such titles and wished to peruse other financial gains in WCF not involving The Thickness. The conflicting reports of interest show Waylon Cash to be a liar and Scott Savage to be a bitch. S-PAC desired the WCF Tag Team Championship because it was uncontested at that present time. S-PAC has made it clear as crystal that they fear The Thickness and do not wish to fight them again, even though they have a contractual obligation at the WCF Pay Per View " ONE" to cordially get the shit kicked out of them for speaking such ills to the Poon Guinean overlords.
The fact of the matter is that Scott Savage has no faith in his clients that he represents. He wishes to make their regaining of the tag team titles as easy as possible and knows that The Thickness are impossible to defeat. This brings us back to the matter of five hundred thousand dollars ( $500,000.00 ) the sum of such an offer has been made by each member of The Thickness through out the course of this statement. In response to such a political koo, The leaders of Poon Guinea have offers up two million dollars ( $ 2,000,000.00 ) for the successful assassination on Scott Savage. Such a payment will be paid upon proof positive of Savages death by Poon Guinean officials, pending a proper autopsy and corpse delivery to the governors mansion.. In addition to the death of Savage Savage, one million dollars ( $ 1,000,000.00 ) will be paid out in similar fashion(details previous mentioned ) for proof positive and the delivery of the other active members of The Savage Action Political Committee ( S- PAC ).
The current active members of The Savage Action Political Committee are:
Waylon Cash
Benjamin Atreyu
John Gable
There is a total of five million dollars ( $ 5,000,000.00) to be made off of this contract. We here at Poon Guinea wish S-PAC the best of luck this holiday season. The Contract is valid between now and the Pay Per View "ONE."
Signed,
Jessica Alba.
Head of Poon Guinea Public Affairs.
In the year of our Lord Robert Cairo, Nov. 28, 2013
