Post by Marco Valintine on Nov 24, 2013 11:53:02 GMT -5
The Marco walks into the Pepsi arena at Denver Colorado wearing his white leather skin-tight trousers, red doc martins and a skin-tight Steel Panther t shirt, and I think to myself Man it is good to be the Marco, I thought the Marco would be out of a job after his latest fed closed due to not being able to contain the amount of awesome that Marco gives out at any time and just folded, but hopefully this new place will be able to contain the Marcos awesomeness. There is nowhere else the Marco would rather be than in that ring, earning the money and pleasing the babes visually. When I get to my locker room I see Travis already there waiting for me.
Travis: Welcome Boss.
Marco: Hey Travis my man, how you doing?
Travis: I am well boss, how are you feeling?
Marco: Man you know the Marco is always hella amazing, life cannot be better my man.
As I walk in I grab myself a bud from the fridge box on the table and just as I am about to open it Cory walks in from the bathroom.
Cory: Don’t start with the drinking just yet bro.
Marco: Oh come on little bro, you can’t tell the Marco not too drink that’s like against his philosophy.
Cory: Yeah I know this, but you appointed me your manager and I need to make sure you get too where you need to go alright.
Marco: Oh man dude, what have you got the Marco signed up for now?
Cory: An interview, don’t worry its soon so you won’t have to wait long to party as you do every night, but for now you got to let these people know who are.
Marco: You’re right little bro, as always.
Laughing a little he takes a couple of steps back and grabs a bottle of water throwing it too me.
Cory: For now you will have to make do with that.
Marco: Ok then dude, water is good enough for the Marco at the moment but later.
Cory: Do not worry big bro, you forget who you are talking too man… We have all the party favours ready for tonight.
Marco: Sounds hella awesome man, I cannot wait for that.
Cory: I know dude, the parties are always legen… wait for it…
Before he can finish there is a knock on the door, I look over as Travis opens the door.
Travis: And you are?
Hank: My name's Hank Brown, i work for WCF...i was told to meet one Marco Valintine for an interview.
Travis: Hang on.
He turns to me and Cory.
Travis: A man called Hank is here to do an interview.
Cory: Oh good, yes let him in Travis.
He opens the door wider signalling for Hank and the cameraman to walk in.
Hank: Where would it be best for us to set up?
Cory walks over to him as I walk over to an area that had been pre prepared taking a seat waiting for Cory to explain everything too him.
Cory: Everything is set up Mr Brown, we are fully ready for your interview with Marco, if you could just set up your camera on the position marked on the floor and Hank you sit in the chair opposite from Marco.
Hank gives a nod before the cameraman walks over doing as instructed before Hank sits down in the chair placed for him opposite from me.
Hank: We're ready when you guys are.
Marco: The Marco is ready.
The cameraman gives a nod as he starts recording.
Hank: Hello WCF fans worldwide, I’m sitting here today with none other than newcomer Marco Valintine. Thank you for joining me today Mr Valintine.
Marco: You are more than welcome my man, the Marco knows this has to be one of the greatest moments of your little life.
Hank: It will surely be one of my more interesting interviews. Now Marco, it is no secret that you have been a part of the federation NWA that we have heard so much about here lately in WCF...are you planning to team with your fellow NWA co-workers or do you have a different plan in mind?
Marco: The Marco is planning on what is best for Marco, now if that’s going to bring Marco too working with other NWA peeps then ok, but at the end of the day what is best for business is what’s best for Marco no doubt about that.
Hank: It doesn't sound then, correct me if I’m wrong, that you came into WCF because of your former co-workers. If that is the case what has brought you to WCF?
Marco: Now that is a tale worthy of the Marco to tell, now it was a seemingly normal afternoon and the Marco was sitting in front of the TV with a joint in one hand and a beer in another and Marco was watching an episode of big bang theory as the phone rang, Cory answered the phone and told Marco it was a babe called Sarah who was offering the Marco a job wrestling, of course Marco said hella yes to it and that is why the Marco is here in front of you today.... True story.
Hank: Have you set out any plans that you want to accomplish in WCF?
Marco: The Marco wants everything that is coming to the Marco, there is gold and leather in the Marcos future here as well as plenty of babes and partying to do. The Marco is going to take the WCF by storm and no man will be able to stop Marco.
Hank: This week you have been placed in a battle royal consisting of roster members who hadn't been placed into Sarah Twilights Potluck matches, what are your feelings going into this match and do you believe you can storm your way through all of them to put yourself one step closer to your goals?
Marco: Oh the Marco is more than capable of winning a match like this, the Marco can do things in that ring that you had never thought was possible by a human being in the past and Marco will use those awesome skills to get the big win in the Marcos opening match.
Hank: Speaking of the past you are against one of your former co-workers and stable mates, Dan DiStoner, what are your thoughts about him going into this match?
Marco: Man the Dan, Dan the man... Well the Marco did indeed work with this man in the past but the Marco does not remember much of him now. So to answer your question the Marco is confident that he will be able to deal with the likes of Dan DiStoner no problem.
Hank: You are also in this match with the likes of Biohazard and two others who simply go by George and Kevin. Have you heard of these men and if so what are your thoughts about facing them?
Marco: The Marco has heard of these men, Biohazard is of no concern to the likes of Marco, he gets so stuck in his own thoughts he will be easy for Marco to beat, and the two known as Kevin and George I have heard of also, but from what the Marco has heard they are nothing but jokes calling everyone nerds, no doubt they will call the Marco a nerd but that’s because they have no idea of what the Marco is like.
Hank: Bringing that up, what are you like and what can the fan's expect once you step into the ring?
Marco: They can expect the unexpected from the Marco. Marco shines each and every time he steps into that ring. Marco gives everything to get the women and partying and that is also how much he gives to what he does in the ring because where other men are only one hundred percent of a man the Marco is two hundred percent and that’s what Marco gives in every part of his life.
Hank: I'm sure i speak for everyone when i say we look forward to seeing what you can bring to WCF. Now you keep repeating that you are planning on getting women and partying while you're here, are there any women in WCF whom have caught your eye or do you not like to mix business with pleasure.
Marco: The Marco has seen many babes in WCF, there is that Sarah chick, also that Lilith chick cause the Marco likes them a little crazy, also Marco would not kick that Makayla out of bed till the second night if you know what Marco means.
Hank: Is there anything else you would like to say to your fans or the men you're facing this week?
Marco: The Marco is going to be one of the greatest wrestlers to ever step foot into the WCF ring, to my fans expect to get excited beyond belief and the ladies to be hornier than you have ever been before when you take in the spectacle which is the Marco in flight, and to my opponents, you are all unlucky because the Marco is going to want to make an impression on you all and the company, this match will be Marcos start and the Marco will make sure to get the win no doubt about that.
Hank: Well may I be the first to wish you good luck in your match this week and I look forward to seeing what you can do. Thank you for joining us today Marco, and thank all of you out there for watching.
Looking up to the cameraman he signals again as the light goes out showing the recording has stopped.
Marco: That was cool Hank now you need to get going, the Marco has a party to go too so Marco will see you another time.
Before he can answer Travis escorts them out of the room before locking the door behind them.
Marco: Well the Marco thought that went well.
Cory: Hella yeah Marco my man that was awesome, and you have earned this.
He grabs a beer from the fridge box throwing it too me and I catch it from the air and open it up taking a swig.
Marco: Now this is what the Marco is talking about.
Cory: Now Marco I need you to stay in your locker room for a little longer.
Marco: Oh dude come on.
Cory: Don’t worry I got all of big bang theory on dvd here and some of the most choice of green ready to smoke so you can chill and get a little baked here before we go out and paint the town red tonight all right.
Marco: The Marco agrees, what are you up too little bro?
Cory: Got to sort out some stuff with the people in charge, nothing to worry about man, just chill and let me sort it out.
Marco: The Marco defiantly agrees with that, good times all the way with Marco man.
Cory: Good, I will see you later bro and make sure not to drink all the beer we have here this time all right.
Marco: The Marco agrees to these terms and will stay in Marcos locker room till you get back.
He has a quick chat with Travis before leaving as Marco sets up the newest series of Big bang theory to watch along with a joint, life is hella awesome to the Marco and here is the proof.
Travis: Welcome Boss.
Marco: Hey Travis my man, how you doing?
Travis: I am well boss, how are you feeling?
Marco: Man you know the Marco is always hella amazing, life cannot be better my man.
As I walk in I grab myself a bud from the fridge box on the table and just as I am about to open it Cory walks in from the bathroom.
Cory: Don’t start with the drinking just yet bro.
Marco: Oh come on little bro, you can’t tell the Marco not too drink that’s like against his philosophy.
Cory: Yeah I know this, but you appointed me your manager and I need to make sure you get too where you need to go alright.
Marco: Oh man dude, what have you got the Marco signed up for now?
Cory: An interview, don’t worry its soon so you won’t have to wait long to party as you do every night, but for now you got to let these people know who are.
Marco: You’re right little bro, as always.
Laughing a little he takes a couple of steps back and grabs a bottle of water throwing it too me.
Cory: For now you will have to make do with that.
Marco: Ok then dude, water is good enough for the Marco at the moment but later.
Cory: Do not worry big bro, you forget who you are talking too man… We have all the party favours ready for tonight.
Marco: Sounds hella awesome man, I cannot wait for that.
Cory: I know dude, the parties are always legen… wait for it…
Before he can finish there is a knock on the door, I look over as Travis opens the door.
Travis: And you are?
Hank: My name's Hank Brown, i work for WCF...i was told to meet one Marco Valintine for an interview.
Travis: Hang on.
He turns to me and Cory.
Travis: A man called Hank is here to do an interview.
Cory: Oh good, yes let him in Travis.
He opens the door wider signalling for Hank and the cameraman to walk in.
Hank: Where would it be best for us to set up?
Cory walks over to him as I walk over to an area that had been pre prepared taking a seat waiting for Cory to explain everything too him.
Cory: Everything is set up Mr Brown, we are fully ready for your interview with Marco, if you could just set up your camera on the position marked on the floor and Hank you sit in the chair opposite from Marco.
Hank gives a nod before the cameraman walks over doing as instructed before Hank sits down in the chair placed for him opposite from me.
Hank: We're ready when you guys are.
Marco: The Marco is ready.
The cameraman gives a nod as he starts recording.
Hank: Hello WCF fans worldwide, I’m sitting here today with none other than newcomer Marco Valintine. Thank you for joining me today Mr Valintine.
Marco: You are more than welcome my man, the Marco knows this has to be one of the greatest moments of your little life.
Hank: It will surely be one of my more interesting interviews. Now Marco, it is no secret that you have been a part of the federation NWA that we have heard so much about here lately in WCF...are you planning to team with your fellow NWA co-workers or do you have a different plan in mind?
Marco: The Marco is planning on what is best for Marco, now if that’s going to bring Marco too working with other NWA peeps then ok, but at the end of the day what is best for business is what’s best for Marco no doubt about that.
Hank: It doesn't sound then, correct me if I’m wrong, that you came into WCF because of your former co-workers. If that is the case what has brought you to WCF?
Marco: Now that is a tale worthy of the Marco to tell, now it was a seemingly normal afternoon and the Marco was sitting in front of the TV with a joint in one hand and a beer in another and Marco was watching an episode of big bang theory as the phone rang, Cory answered the phone and told Marco it was a babe called Sarah who was offering the Marco a job wrestling, of course Marco said hella yes to it and that is why the Marco is here in front of you today.... True story.
Hank: Have you set out any plans that you want to accomplish in WCF?
Marco: The Marco wants everything that is coming to the Marco, there is gold and leather in the Marcos future here as well as plenty of babes and partying to do. The Marco is going to take the WCF by storm and no man will be able to stop Marco.
Hank: This week you have been placed in a battle royal consisting of roster members who hadn't been placed into Sarah Twilights Potluck matches, what are your feelings going into this match and do you believe you can storm your way through all of them to put yourself one step closer to your goals?
Marco: Oh the Marco is more than capable of winning a match like this, the Marco can do things in that ring that you had never thought was possible by a human being in the past and Marco will use those awesome skills to get the big win in the Marcos opening match.
Hank: Speaking of the past you are against one of your former co-workers and stable mates, Dan DiStoner, what are your thoughts about him going into this match?
Marco: Man the Dan, Dan the man... Well the Marco did indeed work with this man in the past but the Marco does not remember much of him now. So to answer your question the Marco is confident that he will be able to deal with the likes of Dan DiStoner no problem.
Hank: You are also in this match with the likes of Biohazard and two others who simply go by George and Kevin. Have you heard of these men and if so what are your thoughts about facing them?
Marco: The Marco has heard of these men, Biohazard is of no concern to the likes of Marco, he gets so stuck in his own thoughts he will be easy for Marco to beat, and the two known as Kevin and George I have heard of also, but from what the Marco has heard they are nothing but jokes calling everyone nerds, no doubt they will call the Marco a nerd but that’s because they have no idea of what the Marco is like.
Hank: Bringing that up, what are you like and what can the fan's expect once you step into the ring?
Marco: They can expect the unexpected from the Marco. Marco shines each and every time he steps into that ring. Marco gives everything to get the women and partying and that is also how much he gives to what he does in the ring because where other men are only one hundred percent of a man the Marco is two hundred percent and that’s what Marco gives in every part of his life.
Hank: I'm sure i speak for everyone when i say we look forward to seeing what you can bring to WCF. Now you keep repeating that you are planning on getting women and partying while you're here, are there any women in WCF whom have caught your eye or do you not like to mix business with pleasure.
Marco: The Marco has seen many babes in WCF, there is that Sarah chick, also that Lilith chick cause the Marco likes them a little crazy, also Marco would not kick that Makayla out of bed till the second night if you know what Marco means.
Hank: Is there anything else you would like to say to your fans or the men you're facing this week?
Marco: The Marco is going to be one of the greatest wrestlers to ever step foot into the WCF ring, to my fans expect to get excited beyond belief and the ladies to be hornier than you have ever been before when you take in the spectacle which is the Marco in flight, and to my opponents, you are all unlucky because the Marco is going to want to make an impression on you all and the company, this match will be Marcos start and the Marco will make sure to get the win no doubt about that.
Hank: Well may I be the first to wish you good luck in your match this week and I look forward to seeing what you can do. Thank you for joining us today Marco, and thank all of you out there for watching.
Looking up to the cameraman he signals again as the light goes out showing the recording has stopped.
Marco: That was cool Hank now you need to get going, the Marco has a party to go too so Marco will see you another time.
Before he can answer Travis escorts them out of the room before locking the door behind them.
Marco: Well the Marco thought that went well.
Cory: Hella yeah Marco my man that was awesome, and you have earned this.
He grabs a beer from the fridge box throwing it too me and I catch it from the air and open it up taking a swig.
Marco: Now this is what the Marco is talking about.
Cory: Now Marco I need you to stay in your locker room for a little longer.
Marco: Oh dude come on.
Cory: Don’t worry I got all of big bang theory on dvd here and some of the most choice of green ready to smoke so you can chill and get a little baked here before we go out and paint the town red tonight all right.
Marco: The Marco agrees, what are you up too little bro?
Cory: Got to sort out some stuff with the people in charge, nothing to worry about man, just chill and let me sort it out.
Marco: The Marco defiantly agrees with that, good times all the way with Marco man.
Cory: Good, I will see you later bro and make sure not to drink all the beer we have here this time all right.
Marco: The Marco agrees to these terms and will stay in Marcos locker room till you get back.
He has a quick chat with Travis before leaving as Marco sets up the newest series of Big bang theory to watch along with a joint, life is hella awesome to the Marco and here is the proof.
