Post by khardaway on May 25, 2007 20:31:10 GMT -5
The scene opens up to outside the local gym outside...wherever the hell we are at for Timebomb. Outside, sitting on the hood of their 2006 Chevy Cobalt is both Jay Williams and his pregnant wife Amy Skye-Williams. She appears to have her laptop on her...well lap as both she and Jay are looking at it.
Amy Skye-Williams: Wow. One year? Think he's gonna last that long outside of wrestling?
Jay Williams: Me knowing him, I really doubt it. I know him too well. He could go to some other company with belt in hand and burn that motherfucker right on national TV within the next WEEK. He's too impatient to just sit around and do jack shit.
Reckless Jack: Whatcha talking about?
Jack shows up walking down the street, and guess who's arm he's carrying. Winner of the "Girlfriend Search 2007", Sarah...well, Sarah. She has a huge smile on her face as Amy closes down the laptop.
Jay Williams: Nothing, something involving someone. Can't say...they're watching us.
Reckless Jack: They are?
Jay Williams: From what I hear.
Jack and Jay look awkwardly at the camera...Amy tries to jump in the picture.
Jay Williams: Amy, what the hell are you doing?
Amy Skye-Williams: Trying to get in the picture.
Jay Williams: Well, don't...you're ruining the moment.
Amy Skye-Williams: Well, sooooooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy.
Jack whispers to Sarah.
Reckless Jack: Yeah, should've warned you that Amy is pregnant. Forgot to tell you that last night.
Sarah just nods her head.
Jay Williams: Well excuse me, Ames...but it was a classic comedy moment about the current scene in pro wrestling today.
Amy Skye-Williams: Ohhh...B-O-O...H-O-O!
Jack chimes in.
Reckless Jack: ENOUGH! Sarah...go with Amy...Jay, come with me "Captain Dickweed". God, I still mark out for that.
Sarah and Amy go their seperate ways while Jay and Jack do the same. A spilt screen picture comes into play now, all 24 style and shit as both ladies and both men are in seperate ones.
Reckless Jack: Ok, now listen up to me good.
Sarah: Ok, listen up here Amy.
Reckless Jack: You can't let her bring you down like that, ok. Yeah, she's pregnant...but you have to learn to stick up for yourself.
Sarah: You're doing good out there. You have to show him who is the boss around here. You have to say "Hey, dammit...i'm pregnant with your child here. Something that you did and you put into this world."
Reckless Jack: You don't stick up for yourself, she's going to fuckin' run the show. Telling you what to do, what to wear, where to go. That kind of stuff. And to be honest, we're not walking to the ring as WCF Tag Team Champions with you in a fuckin' polo shirt, ok?
Sarah: You don't stick up, Jay's not going to do what you tell him to. You have him by the balls, Amy. There ain't nothing wrong with that, trust me. You just have to learn to stick up for yourself, that's all.
Jay and Amy Skye-Williams: WELL HOW WILL I KNOW IF I DID THE RIGHT THING OR THE WRONG THING?
First, Sarah.
Sarah: You'll know, when he's waiting on you hand and foot as you wait for that child of yours to come in the world.
Now, Jack.
Reckless Jack: Ummm......you'll just fuckin' know.
Jay and Amy Skye-Williams: Hmm...thank you.
The spilt screen is over as the four people meet up once again. Jay and Amy first going into the gym as Sarah and Jack meet up.
Sarah: What did you tell him?
Reckless Jack: That he's boned beyond all repair.
Sarah: Hmm...same here. We are alike.
Sarah and Jack walk into the gym hand in hand now, as the scene fades.
Amy Skye-Williams: Wow. One year? Think he's gonna last that long outside of wrestling?
Jay Williams: Me knowing him, I really doubt it. I know him too well. He could go to some other company with belt in hand and burn that motherfucker right on national TV within the next WEEK. He's too impatient to just sit around and do jack shit.
Reckless Jack: Whatcha talking about?
Jack shows up walking down the street, and guess who's arm he's carrying. Winner of the "Girlfriend Search 2007", Sarah...well, Sarah. She has a huge smile on her face as Amy closes down the laptop.
Jay Williams: Nothing, something involving someone. Can't say...they're watching us.
Reckless Jack: They are?
Jay Williams: From what I hear.
Jack and Jay look awkwardly at the camera...Amy tries to jump in the picture.
Jay Williams: Amy, what the hell are you doing?
Amy Skye-Williams: Trying to get in the picture.
Jay Williams: Well, don't...you're ruining the moment.
Amy Skye-Williams: Well, sooooooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy.
Jack whispers to Sarah.
Reckless Jack: Yeah, should've warned you that Amy is pregnant. Forgot to tell you that last night.
Sarah just nods her head.
Jay Williams: Well excuse me, Ames...but it was a classic comedy moment about the current scene in pro wrestling today.
Amy Skye-Williams: Ohhh...B-O-O...H-O-O!
Jack chimes in.
Reckless Jack: ENOUGH! Sarah...go with Amy...Jay, come with me "Captain Dickweed". God, I still mark out for that.
Sarah and Amy go their seperate ways while Jay and Jack do the same. A spilt screen picture comes into play now, all 24 style and shit as both ladies and both men are in seperate ones.
Reckless Jack: Ok, now listen up to me good.
Sarah: Ok, listen up here Amy.
Reckless Jack: You can't let her bring you down like that, ok. Yeah, she's pregnant...but you have to learn to stick up for yourself.
Sarah: You're doing good out there. You have to show him who is the boss around here. You have to say "Hey, dammit...i'm pregnant with your child here. Something that you did and you put into this world."
Reckless Jack: You don't stick up for yourself, she's going to fuckin' run the show. Telling you what to do, what to wear, where to go. That kind of stuff. And to be honest, we're not walking to the ring as WCF Tag Team Champions with you in a fuckin' polo shirt, ok?
Sarah: You don't stick up, Jay's not going to do what you tell him to. You have him by the balls, Amy. There ain't nothing wrong with that, trust me. You just have to learn to stick up for yourself, that's all.
Jay and Amy Skye-Williams: WELL HOW WILL I KNOW IF I DID THE RIGHT THING OR THE WRONG THING?
First, Sarah.
Sarah: You'll know, when he's waiting on you hand and foot as you wait for that child of yours to come in the world.
Now, Jack.
Reckless Jack: Ummm......you'll just fuckin' know.
Jay and Amy Skye-Williams: Hmm...thank you.
The spilt screen is over as the four people meet up once again. Jay and Amy first going into the gym as Sarah and Jack meet up.
Sarah: What did you tell him?
Reckless Jack: That he's boned beyond all repair.
Sarah: Hmm...same here. We are alike.
Sarah and Jack walk into the gym hand in hand now, as the scene fades.