Post by recklessjack on May 8, 2007 9:49:23 GMT -5
We open up to see Reckless Jack and Jay Williams standing next to a huge ass TV. Reckless Jack still has a Knicks hat on but has an "Undisputed Icon" hoodie on with a picture of someone that looks familiar. Jay has on a "Rockstar" hoodie with his teacher's face on it. Wow, is that even legal? Regardless, Amy is standing behind them as well, but we didn't really notice her. So, Jack takes off his hat as Jay steps forward.
Jay Williams: Tonight, you shall see something different. Tonight is the first ever edition of WCF Theater 3000. For the remainder of this program, I shall be known as J Master Will, Reckless Jack shall be known as R to the izzle Jizack and Amy shall be known as...
R to the Izzle Jizack cuts him off.
R to the Izzle Jizack: Bitchtits McLooseass.
Amy flips him off behind his back as J Master Will shakes his head.
J Master Will: ...like I was saying, she will be known just as Amy as she thinks our hijinks are dumb.
R to the Izzle Jizack: Dammit, she needs to get off them being a bitch pills.
Amy Skye-Williams: You know what, this is why your ex-wife probably cheated on you.
J Master Will's jaw hits the floor as R to the Izzle Jizack walks away.
J Master Will: Oh wow, that was below the belt. But good burn though.
We cut away for about ten minutes before we come back.
Jay Williams: Okay, we're back and we had to do pull a few strings to get Jack here again.
Reckless Jack stands there with his hands in his hoodie pockets. He mutters something incoherent.
Jay Williams: And we were filed with a class action lawsuit due to the names we were going to use... so I guess we gotta use our real names.
Reckless Jack: Not so much fun now...
Jay Williams: I know but hey, we get to make fun of bitc... other wrestlers.
Jay looks back at Amy and gives her a thumbs up. Jack sits down in chair and hits the play button. The TV magically turns on as Jay sits down himself now. The first match up on the screen is a Outcast match.
Reckless Jack: Oh hey look, it's an inbred.
Jay Williams: Outcast is inbred?
Reckless Jack: Born and raised in Louisiana.
Jay laughs as we see Outcast use a DDT on his opponent, hey, it's Reckless Jack!
Jay Williams: Wow, he pwned you.
Reckless Jack: Who got these matches?
Jay Williams: Amy did. She picked out all of them yesterday while we were at the gym.
Reckless Jack: Fuckin figures she gets the match where I lost the WCF World Title.
Jay Williams: You did say some horrible things about her.
Reckless Jack: Like what?
Jay Williams: Implying she is a whore for one.
Reckless Jack: Saying she could suck three guys at once doesn't imply she is a whore. Its a special skill that is good for business. Just think if we filmed her having an all girl orgy and then putting it on the WCFtron. Opponents get distracted and we roll one of them up, we win and we face Team Xtreme or Creeping Death and Logan.
Jay raises an eyebrow.
Jay Williams: Hey Amy...
Amy Skye-Williams: NO!!!
Reckless Jack and Jay look at each other.
Reckless Jack and Jay Williams: DAMMIT!
They go back to watching the match. Outcast hits his Blackout Piledriver.
Reckless Jack: That move sucks a lot. I took it once and man did my neck hurt.
Jay Williams: Well when you get dropped like that, you'll be bound to hurt.
Reckless Jack: Too bad Outcast only has like three moves he can use properly. I saw him botch a body slam once. Seriously, what kind of monkey shit botches a basic body slam?
Jay Williams: An inbred hick?
Reckless Jack: A winner is you, tell him what he has won Amy Skye-Williams!
Both men look at Amy. She isn't even paying attention. The duo shrug.
Jay Williams: And Outcast wins and beats you. Although this looked like it was from a house show.
Reckless Jack: How can you tell?
Jay Williams: You didn't look like you tried.
Reckless Jack: Well, me not trying and WCF go hand in hand most of the time. Although I've been more excited about it lately. I mean, it's not everyday I get to go for a tag title contendership, a belt I've never gone for before here in WCF.
Jay Williams: Yeah, well, you better try.
Reckless Jack: I shall Mr. Williams. I seriously want to be a Tag Team Champion, work as a cohesive unit, be a team, amigos, friends, buds, compadres, so on and so forth. And you know, friends share everything.
Reckless Jack looks up at Amy. She sees him and feins a smile as she pretty much hates him but he is bound to make her be cool with him. Jay smacks him in the head.
Jay Williams: We need to find you a woman. Like right now. In fact, let's get the hell out of here and do the damn thing!
Reckless Jack: TO THE NUDIE BAR!!!
Jay Williams: Uh, Amy is gonna be with us...
Reckless Jack: Your point being?
Jay hangs his head down as they stand up and walk out of the room. Jay grabs Amy before we cut off to nothing.
Jay Williams: Tonight, you shall see something different. Tonight is the first ever edition of WCF Theater 3000. For the remainder of this program, I shall be known as J Master Will, Reckless Jack shall be known as R to the izzle Jizack and Amy shall be known as...
R to the Izzle Jizack cuts him off.
R to the Izzle Jizack: Bitchtits McLooseass.
Amy flips him off behind his back as J Master Will shakes his head.
J Master Will: ...like I was saying, she will be known just as Amy as she thinks our hijinks are dumb.
R to the Izzle Jizack: Dammit, she needs to get off them being a bitch pills.
Amy Skye-Williams: You know what, this is why your ex-wife probably cheated on you.
J Master Will's jaw hits the floor as R to the Izzle Jizack walks away.
J Master Will: Oh wow, that was below the belt. But good burn though.
We cut away for about ten minutes before we come back.
Jay Williams: Okay, we're back and we had to do pull a few strings to get Jack here again.
Reckless Jack stands there with his hands in his hoodie pockets. He mutters something incoherent.
Jay Williams: And we were filed with a class action lawsuit due to the names we were going to use... so I guess we gotta use our real names.
Reckless Jack: Not so much fun now...
Jay Williams: I know but hey, we get to make fun of bitc... other wrestlers.
Jay looks back at Amy and gives her a thumbs up. Jack sits down in chair and hits the play button. The TV magically turns on as Jay sits down himself now. The first match up on the screen is a Outcast match.
Reckless Jack: Oh hey look, it's an inbred.
Jay Williams: Outcast is inbred?
Reckless Jack: Born and raised in Louisiana.
Jay laughs as we see Outcast use a DDT on his opponent, hey, it's Reckless Jack!
Jay Williams: Wow, he pwned you.
Reckless Jack: Who got these matches?
Jay Williams: Amy did. She picked out all of them yesterday while we were at the gym.
Reckless Jack: Fuckin figures she gets the match where I lost the WCF World Title.
Jay Williams: You did say some horrible things about her.
Reckless Jack: Like what?
Jay Williams: Implying she is a whore for one.
Reckless Jack: Saying she could suck three guys at once doesn't imply she is a whore. Its a special skill that is good for business. Just think if we filmed her having an all girl orgy and then putting it on the WCFtron. Opponents get distracted and we roll one of them up, we win and we face Team Xtreme or Creeping Death and Logan.
Jay raises an eyebrow.
Jay Williams: Hey Amy...
Amy Skye-Williams: NO!!!
Reckless Jack and Jay look at each other.
Reckless Jack and Jay Williams: DAMMIT!
They go back to watching the match. Outcast hits his Blackout Piledriver.
Reckless Jack: That move sucks a lot. I took it once and man did my neck hurt.
Jay Williams: Well when you get dropped like that, you'll be bound to hurt.
Reckless Jack: Too bad Outcast only has like three moves he can use properly. I saw him botch a body slam once. Seriously, what kind of monkey shit botches a basic body slam?
Jay Williams: An inbred hick?
Reckless Jack: A winner is you, tell him what he has won Amy Skye-Williams!
Both men look at Amy. She isn't even paying attention. The duo shrug.
Jay Williams: And Outcast wins and beats you. Although this looked like it was from a house show.
Reckless Jack: How can you tell?
Jay Williams: You didn't look like you tried.
Reckless Jack: Well, me not trying and WCF go hand in hand most of the time. Although I've been more excited about it lately. I mean, it's not everyday I get to go for a tag title contendership, a belt I've never gone for before here in WCF.
Jay Williams: Yeah, well, you better try.
Reckless Jack: I shall Mr. Williams. I seriously want to be a Tag Team Champion, work as a cohesive unit, be a team, amigos, friends, buds, compadres, so on and so forth. And you know, friends share everything.
Reckless Jack looks up at Amy. She sees him and feins a smile as she pretty much hates him but he is bound to make her be cool with him. Jay smacks him in the head.
Jay Williams: We need to find you a woman. Like right now. In fact, let's get the hell out of here and do the damn thing!
Reckless Jack: TO THE NUDIE BAR!!!
Jay Williams: Uh, Amy is gonna be with us...
Reckless Jack: Your point being?
Jay hangs his head down as they stand up and walk out of the room. Jay grabs Amy before we cut off to nothing.
