Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2013 10:32:05 GMT -5
She could smell it in the air, a scent so familiar to her she almost cherished it. She looked around the hallway and all she could see were men and women rushing around, so terrified that they were literally shaking in their boots. Since Sarah Twilight had taken over as the WCF owner she had pretty much killed off any and all company morale. These men and women surrounding Lilith, they were scared that they’d be the next ones to be fired, they almost feared for their life. Sarah Twilight wasn’t known to be the calmest of individuals and Lilith could see how that was affecting the staff. Lilith found it pathetic, of course she did. To her each one of these men and women were inferior little parasites who should have been grateful that they were even allowed to stand in the same building as her. But in some sick and twisted part of her mind, she actually found this funny. How hilarious would it be if she stumbled across a dead employee? Lilith laughed out loud as she pushed the baby buggy down the corridor towards the stage. In the distance she could hear someone running towards her, she looked over her shoulder and could see a short acne ridden kid running towards her with a microphone outstretched.
Interviewer: Excuse me Lilith. I was just wondering if you had time for a quick interview?
Lilith looked at the strange little man raising an eyebrow at him.
Lilith: You want to interview me? I don't even know who you are! If anything I should be the one interviewing you!
Lilith snatched the microphone out of the mans hand, shaking her head.
Lilith: Give me that! Now, where's the camera?
The man nodded in the direction of the camera.
Lilith: Ah okay, right. Is it rolling?
He gave Lilith a polite nod.
Lilith: Okay good. Ummmmm hi, this is Lilith standing here with... What's your name darling?
Jack: My name is Jack Russell.
Lilith suddenly burst out laughing, hysterically. She looked up at the man and noticed he has an almost annoyed look on his face, this just made her laugh even more.
Lilith: Jack Russell?! Like the dog?! Are you serious? Hahaha oh man that is pretty funny! Okay, I'm standing here with Jack Russell. Now Jack, I must ask… What's it like to be named after a dog? Are you a little bitch? Should I roll you over to check? That's the correct word for a female dog you know, a bitch.
Jack opens his mouth a little bit as he gasps at Lilith, you can almost see the anger rising in his eyes.
Jack: Excuse me? What sort of question is that! You should give me back the microphone. You're wasting my valuable time with this rubbish. I came over here to ask you about WAR and you're asking me questions like that! What is wrong with you? Lilith? Hello? Lilith!!
Lilith was far too busy checking out her long black nails, which were almost claw-like. She didn’t care what Jack was trying to say to her and so she was completely ignoring him. She eventually looked up and noticed that Jack was just standing there staring at her.
Lilith: Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention. You know I'm pretty good at this whole interviewing thing. I should do your job for you permanently...
Jack tried to shout at Lilith again, but Lilith just stood there and stared at him. She stared straight through him with her cold white eyes. Eventually he shut up and Lilith gave him a cocky little smile.
Lilith: Have you shut up yet? Good. I'm talking here don’t interrupt me again! It’s rude! Now next question. Ummmmm let's see... Okay I've got it. WAR is coming up, what do you think your chances are in winning the match?
Jack raised an eyebrow at Lilith as she just continued to stand there not really interested in anything he had to say.
Jack: Ummmm you're asking me what my chances are in winning WAR?
Lilith: Yes.
Jack: You're asking an interviewer, not a wrestler, what his chances are in winning a match he's not even in?
Lilith tilted her head at Jack as if he had just said something ridiculous.
Lilith: Yes. Honestly do you not listen? All you're supposed to do is stand there and listen to what I say and then answer my questions. And so far you're doing a lousy job at it. Are you sure you even work here? Let me see some identification.
Jack shook his head at Lilith not really knowing how to deal with this situation. Why would Miss Twilight send him to interview a woman so clearly delusional?!
Jack: Lilith I'm an interviewer. I don't wrestle matches. Let alone ones for the World Title. You're in that match though that's why I was coming over here...
Lilith suddenly looked at Jack with shock on her face. The shock soon turned to anger as she began to shout at Jack once again.
Lilith: What?! Oh I see how it is. You're jealous that I'm in the match and you aren't. That's it isn't it!
Jack tried desperately to explain to Lilith that, that wasn’t how it was at all. But Lilith wasn’t listening and grabbed him by his neck and began screaming at him straight into his face.
Lilith: DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!!! I know what you lot are like! You get jealous that someone's doing something you aren't! You're jealous of me aren't you Jack... AREN’T YOU!! Don't lie! You were going to come over here and attack me so you could take my spot in the match! Well your plan won't work if I attack you first! I don't need to interview you! I can interview myself!
Jacks body went limp as Lilith looked at him, her grip was extremely tight around his neck and his face had turned blue. She let go of her grip and his body fell to the floor unconscious. She shrugged her shoulders and began to push him out of the shot with her foot.
Lilith: You’re a bad man, Jack! A bad man! Trying to take my place in WAR, I don’t think so! What would they do without me in that match? They’d be bored without me, of course they would. I make everything so much more fun!
Lilith took one last glance at the unconscious young man slumped up against the wall and began to laugh. She then looked back at the camera attempting to alter her body posture to make herself seem as professional as possible, it didn’t work.
Lilith: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time I am joined by the greatest person to ever step foot in the WCF, Lilith. Now Lilith…
Lilith jumps to the side by about 5 steps, what she classed to be the perfect distance she’d be at if Jack was still interviewing her. She held up her hand in the direction she was just in as if to shut up her past self. She listened. She could hear the crowd booing her. A grin spread across her face.
Lilith: Do you hear that? Listen to them. They absolutely adore me! They’ve missed me, I can tell. Of course they have though, I mean without me here who else would they worship? No one that’s who! They’ve missed me and I wish I could say the same… but the truth is, I couldn’t give a damn about any of them. Seriously I care less about them than I do about the WCF. Do you understand what I’m saying?
Lilith jumps back into her previous position, brushing down her dress a little bit.
Lilith: Ummmmm sure, I know exactly what you’re saying. Now Lilith, I have to ask. Why exactly did you leave WCF before? There were a ton of rumors backstage here as to why you just suddenly disappeared. What actually happened?
Lilith begins to laugh as she once again jumps back over to where she was a minute ago.
Lilith: Why did I leave? Why did I leave?! What you think I just picked up my ball and went home? Is that what you think?! IS IT!!! Because that’s not what happened at all. You want to know the reason why I left for a while? You want to know the real reason?! Well I’ll tell you. The real reason I left WCF before is because… well look at me. I went clothes shopping. Don’t I look great? I’ve already had several people compliment me on my new dress already! So I’d say it was time well spent.
Liliths grin fades as she once again tries to make herself seem serious, stepping back over to the left of the screen.
Lilith: So you came back and you attacked Mr. Jack Happy. Now I have to ask, why did you do this? Why did you attack him and what made you want to come back? Surely it must be hard for someone as great as yourself to be back in a fed filled with insignificant nothings?
Lilith begins to cackle as she jumps back over to the right of the screen.
Lilith: Why did I attack him? No no no I didn't attack him... I BRUTALISED HIM!!! And why did I do this? Hahaha oh I'll tell you why... I destroyed that pathetic little bitch because I do whatever the hell I want, whenever the hell I want and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me! I mean who's going to stop me?! Eric Price?! Hahahaha oh come on don't make me laugh! What's he going to do? Attack me from behind just like the cowardly piece of shit which we all know he is?! No see here's the thing... Eric Price could come here right now, take a chair, sneak up behind me with it and strike me over the head with it. Do you know what the problem is though? I'd get up. Maybe not immediately, but I'd get up and I'd track him down and I'd do what Sarah Twilight should have done a long time ago and that's to once and for all put that PATHETIC little maggot out of his misery! I'd crush him beneath my boot and it'd be hilarious! You know what else is hilarious? The fact that he still thinks he's a somebody, now that is funny! So you want to know why I returned?! I returned because I am sick to death of watching these “wrestlers” acting like little bitches! The WCF has forgotten what it means to be a good villain and you know what? I’m going to give them exactly what they need. I mean lets see, Sarah Twilight is probably the top… whats that word, “heel”?!
Lilith begins nodding to herself as a grin spreads across her face.
Lilith: Right so Sarah Twilight is the top heel and you know what? Even she cares about the WCF. Maybe not the wrestlers, maybe not the staff, but she cares about the WCF Championship. And you know what? That makes her weak. She has a weakness I find that to be pathetic! Sarah I know you’re watching this so you know… you’re going to want to pay close attention to this… Look at me Sarah! You think I’m a watered down version of you?! You really think I am don’t you? But see here’s the thing, unlike you I couldn’t give a DAMN about the fucking World Title. I couldn’t give a damn about this company or any one of these maggots running around here! Now don’t get me wrong Sarah, in some part of my mind I somewhat… Somewhat! Respect you for some things you’ve done here in the sense that you’ve made everyone here terrified. But that’s as far as it goes. You think you’re this big bad boss? I look at you and you know what you are? You’re a cockroach amongst ants. That’s what you are. I mean sure you’re hot, but the fact you care about Titles and all that garbage, in my opinion, makes you no better than all of them! I must admit Sarah, I am somewhat disappointed to find out how weak you truly are. I thought you were better than that. But you know, I heard what you said about me in your adorable little rant with Seth Lerch and I have to say Sarah… thank you so much for recognizing my amazing acting abilities. I mean I haven’t actually auditioned for any shows, but if I did I’m sure I’d get the part because I’m… you know, just amazing. I’ll make sure to invite you over next time I’m having a picnic so you can bring your toys. We’ll have such a nice day together!
Lilith noticed a large poster on the wall to the side of her, it was a poster of the upcoming WAR show. She began to laugh as she walked over to it, placing her claws onto the picture and just like that she shredded it clean off of the wall. One part of the picture remained in one piece, she recognizes the face in the picture to be none other than Logan.
Lilith: Now I know what you’re all thinking. You’re thinking, “Hey Lilith why are you in such a bad mood now? Just a minute ago you were having so much fun backstage with your new friends!” and the answer to that question is quite simple. I am moody because I finally figured out how to use my phone and I logged onto WCF’s twitter and I left Logan a lovely message. I basically said that I was looking forward to seeing him at WAR and do you know what he did? He insulted me! Me! All I wanted to do was give him a hug! He always seems so grumpy… like someone just stole his last piece of candy. Well Logan let me tell you something right now hahaha oh and you’ll thank me for this one, yeah you will! You want to insult me when I was just trying to be nice to you? That’s fine. I know what you’re like. I’ve heard that you like to run around on Twitter insulting rookies… what is it you call them? Boudles?! Does anyone actually know what that means? Or am I just stupid? I’m probably just stupid… I hear that a lot. But the fact of the matter is this Logan, I know that people call you crazy… I’ve heard them call you that several times. But let me tell you something baby, they have NO IDEA what crazy is! Now me on the other hand… oh I’m crazy. Hell I’ve got more crazy in my little finger than you do in your whole body. And I don’t handle rejection very well Logan… it’s enough to make a girl turn completely and utterly INSANE!!! You want to insult me?! Oh that’s fine, I’m not going to bicker with you like that pathetic piece of SHIT Matthew Robinson. But I will promise you one thing Logan. One way or another I will put a smile upon your cute little face. And you’ll be happy to know Logan that you chose the version which you will never forget! My personal favourite! You just chose the version in which you’ll be driven off to the hospital laughing to yourself knowing that you just got your ass kicked by a… what was it you called me? A “little girl”? hahaha oh yeah that’ll be hilarious when Mr. WCF gets brutalised by a little girl! Then I will finally show the world exactly what I said you are, nothing but a worthless, washed up… piece of dog shit!!! So you have your adorable little fued with Bobby Cairo like two OAPs fighting over who gets to collect their pills first. I will be waiting Logan. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow… but some day fairly soon… BAM!!! Your career will be over. All gone. Goodnight and goodbye. And I will wipe the blood of my hands and I will go on to show the world just what a TRUE living legend really is. You could have avoided all this if only you had let me give you a hug, that’s all I wanted to do. No one rejects me. Do you hear me, Logan?! NO ONE!!!
Lilith looked over in the direction she was in earlier when she was conducting the interview.
Lilith: Now if you’ll excuse me, it was lovely speaking with you Lilith. But I have things to do out in the ring. Oh you’ll love this. It’s going to be good show! Talk to you later darling.
Lilith walked over to where the baby buggy was, collecting it and pushing it towards the top of the entrance ramp.
Interviewer: Excuse me Lilith. I was just wondering if you had time for a quick interview?
Lilith looked at the strange little man raising an eyebrow at him.
Lilith: You want to interview me? I don't even know who you are! If anything I should be the one interviewing you!
Lilith snatched the microphone out of the mans hand, shaking her head.
Lilith: Give me that! Now, where's the camera?
The man nodded in the direction of the camera.
Lilith: Ah okay, right. Is it rolling?
He gave Lilith a polite nod.
Lilith: Okay good. Ummmmm hi, this is Lilith standing here with... What's your name darling?
Jack: My name is Jack Russell.
Lilith suddenly burst out laughing, hysterically. She looked up at the man and noticed he has an almost annoyed look on his face, this just made her laugh even more.
Lilith: Jack Russell?! Like the dog?! Are you serious? Hahaha oh man that is pretty funny! Okay, I'm standing here with Jack Russell. Now Jack, I must ask… What's it like to be named after a dog? Are you a little bitch? Should I roll you over to check? That's the correct word for a female dog you know, a bitch.
Jack opens his mouth a little bit as he gasps at Lilith, you can almost see the anger rising in his eyes.
Jack: Excuse me? What sort of question is that! You should give me back the microphone. You're wasting my valuable time with this rubbish. I came over here to ask you about WAR and you're asking me questions like that! What is wrong with you? Lilith? Hello? Lilith!!
Lilith was far too busy checking out her long black nails, which were almost claw-like. She didn’t care what Jack was trying to say to her and so she was completely ignoring him. She eventually looked up and noticed that Jack was just standing there staring at her.
Lilith: Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention. You know I'm pretty good at this whole interviewing thing. I should do your job for you permanently...
Jack tried to shout at Lilith again, but Lilith just stood there and stared at him. She stared straight through him with her cold white eyes. Eventually he shut up and Lilith gave him a cocky little smile.
Lilith: Have you shut up yet? Good. I'm talking here don’t interrupt me again! It’s rude! Now next question. Ummmmm let's see... Okay I've got it. WAR is coming up, what do you think your chances are in winning the match?
Jack raised an eyebrow at Lilith as she just continued to stand there not really interested in anything he had to say.
Jack: Ummmm you're asking me what my chances are in winning WAR?
Lilith: Yes.
Jack: You're asking an interviewer, not a wrestler, what his chances are in winning a match he's not even in?
Lilith tilted her head at Jack as if he had just said something ridiculous.
Lilith: Yes. Honestly do you not listen? All you're supposed to do is stand there and listen to what I say and then answer my questions. And so far you're doing a lousy job at it. Are you sure you even work here? Let me see some identification.
Jack shook his head at Lilith not really knowing how to deal with this situation. Why would Miss Twilight send him to interview a woman so clearly delusional?!
Jack: Lilith I'm an interviewer. I don't wrestle matches. Let alone ones for the World Title. You're in that match though that's why I was coming over here...
Lilith suddenly looked at Jack with shock on her face. The shock soon turned to anger as she began to shout at Jack once again.
Lilith: What?! Oh I see how it is. You're jealous that I'm in the match and you aren't. That's it isn't it!
Jack tried desperately to explain to Lilith that, that wasn’t how it was at all. But Lilith wasn’t listening and grabbed him by his neck and began screaming at him straight into his face.
Lilith: DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!!! I know what you lot are like! You get jealous that someone's doing something you aren't! You're jealous of me aren't you Jack... AREN’T YOU!! Don't lie! You were going to come over here and attack me so you could take my spot in the match! Well your plan won't work if I attack you first! I don't need to interview you! I can interview myself!
Jacks body went limp as Lilith looked at him, her grip was extremely tight around his neck and his face had turned blue. She let go of her grip and his body fell to the floor unconscious. She shrugged her shoulders and began to push him out of the shot with her foot.
Lilith: You’re a bad man, Jack! A bad man! Trying to take my place in WAR, I don’t think so! What would they do without me in that match? They’d be bored without me, of course they would. I make everything so much more fun!
Lilith took one last glance at the unconscious young man slumped up against the wall and began to laugh. She then looked back at the camera attempting to alter her body posture to make herself seem as professional as possible, it didn’t work.
Lilith: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time I am joined by the greatest person to ever step foot in the WCF, Lilith. Now Lilith…
Lilith jumps to the side by about 5 steps, what she classed to be the perfect distance she’d be at if Jack was still interviewing her. She held up her hand in the direction she was just in as if to shut up her past self. She listened. She could hear the crowd booing her. A grin spread across her face.
Lilith: Do you hear that? Listen to them. They absolutely adore me! They’ve missed me, I can tell. Of course they have though, I mean without me here who else would they worship? No one that’s who! They’ve missed me and I wish I could say the same… but the truth is, I couldn’t give a damn about any of them. Seriously I care less about them than I do about the WCF. Do you understand what I’m saying?
Lilith jumps back into her previous position, brushing down her dress a little bit.
Lilith: Ummmmm sure, I know exactly what you’re saying. Now Lilith, I have to ask. Why exactly did you leave WCF before? There were a ton of rumors backstage here as to why you just suddenly disappeared. What actually happened?
Lilith begins to laugh as she once again jumps back over to where she was a minute ago.
Lilith: Why did I leave? Why did I leave?! What you think I just picked up my ball and went home? Is that what you think?! IS IT!!! Because that’s not what happened at all. You want to know the reason why I left for a while? You want to know the real reason?! Well I’ll tell you. The real reason I left WCF before is because… well look at me. I went clothes shopping. Don’t I look great? I’ve already had several people compliment me on my new dress already! So I’d say it was time well spent.
Liliths grin fades as she once again tries to make herself seem serious, stepping back over to the left of the screen.
Lilith: So you came back and you attacked Mr. Jack Happy. Now I have to ask, why did you do this? Why did you attack him and what made you want to come back? Surely it must be hard for someone as great as yourself to be back in a fed filled with insignificant nothings?
Lilith begins to cackle as she jumps back over to the right of the screen.
Lilith: Why did I attack him? No no no I didn't attack him... I BRUTALISED HIM!!! And why did I do this? Hahaha oh I'll tell you why... I destroyed that pathetic little bitch because I do whatever the hell I want, whenever the hell I want and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me! I mean who's going to stop me?! Eric Price?! Hahahaha oh come on don't make me laugh! What's he going to do? Attack me from behind just like the cowardly piece of shit which we all know he is?! No see here's the thing... Eric Price could come here right now, take a chair, sneak up behind me with it and strike me over the head with it. Do you know what the problem is though? I'd get up. Maybe not immediately, but I'd get up and I'd track him down and I'd do what Sarah Twilight should have done a long time ago and that's to once and for all put that PATHETIC little maggot out of his misery! I'd crush him beneath my boot and it'd be hilarious! You know what else is hilarious? The fact that he still thinks he's a somebody, now that is funny! So you want to know why I returned?! I returned because I am sick to death of watching these “wrestlers” acting like little bitches! The WCF has forgotten what it means to be a good villain and you know what? I’m going to give them exactly what they need. I mean lets see, Sarah Twilight is probably the top… whats that word, “heel”?!
Lilith begins nodding to herself as a grin spreads across her face.
Lilith: Right so Sarah Twilight is the top heel and you know what? Even she cares about the WCF. Maybe not the wrestlers, maybe not the staff, but she cares about the WCF Championship. And you know what? That makes her weak. She has a weakness I find that to be pathetic! Sarah I know you’re watching this so you know… you’re going to want to pay close attention to this… Look at me Sarah! You think I’m a watered down version of you?! You really think I am don’t you? But see here’s the thing, unlike you I couldn’t give a DAMN about the fucking World Title. I couldn’t give a damn about this company or any one of these maggots running around here! Now don’t get me wrong Sarah, in some part of my mind I somewhat… Somewhat! Respect you for some things you’ve done here in the sense that you’ve made everyone here terrified. But that’s as far as it goes. You think you’re this big bad boss? I look at you and you know what you are? You’re a cockroach amongst ants. That’s what you are. I mean sure you’re hot, but the fact you care about Titles and all that garbage, in my opinion, makes you no better than all of them! I must admit Sarah, I am somewhat disappointed to find out how weak you truly are. I thought you were better than that. But you know, I heard what you said about me in your adorable little rant with Seth Lerch and I have to say Sarah… thank you so much for recognizing my amazing acting abilities. I mean I haven’t actually auditioned for any shows, but if I did I’m sure I’d get the part because I’m… you know, just amazing. I’ll make sure to invite you over next time I’m having a picnic so you can bring your toys. We’ll have such a nice day together!
Lilith noticed a large poster on the wall to the side of her, it was a poster of the upcoming WAR show. She began to laugh as she walked over to it, placing her claws onto the picture and just like that she shredded it clean off of the wall. One part of the picture remained in one piece, she recognizes the face in the picture to be none other than Logan.
Lilith: Now I know what you’re all thinking. You’re thinking, “Hey Lilith why are you in such a bad mood now? Just a minute ago you were having so much fun backstage with your new friends!” and the answer to that question is quite simple. I am moody because I finally figured out how to use my phone and I logged onto WCF’s twitter and I left Logan a lovely message. I basically said that I was looking forward to seeing him at WAR and do you know what he did? He insulted me! Me! All I wanted to do was give him a hug! He always seems so grumpy… like someone just stole his last piece of candy. Well Logan let me tell you something right now hahaha oh and you’ll thank me for this one, yeah you will! You want to insult me when I was just trying to be nice to you? That’s fine. I know what you’re like. I’ve heard that you like to run around on Twitter insulting rookies… what is it you call them? Boudles?! Does anyone actually know what that means? Or am I just stupid? I’m probably just stupid… I hear that a lot. But the fact of the matter is this Logan, I know that people call you crazy… I’ve heard them call you that several times. But let me tell you something baby, they have NO IDEA what crazy is! Now me on the other hand… oh I’m crazy. Hell I’ve got more crazy in my little finger than you do in your whole body. And I don’t handle rejection very well Logan… it’s enough to make a girl turn completely and utterly INSANE!!! You want to insult me?! Oh that’s fine, I’m not going to bicker with you like that pathetic piece of SHIT Matthew Robinson. But I will promise you one thing Logan. One way or another I will put a smile upon your cute little face. And you’ll be happy to know Logan that you chose the version which you will never forget! My personal favourite! You just chose the version in which you’ll be driven off to the hospital laughing to yourself knowing that you just got your ass kicked by a… what was it you called me? A “little girl”? hahaha oh yeah that’ll be hilarious when Mr. WCF gets brutalised by a little girl! Then I will finally show the world exactly what I said you are, nothing but a worthless, washed up… piece of dog shit!!! So you have your adorable little fued with Bobby Cairo like two OAPs fighting over who gets to collect their pills first. I will be waiting Logan. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow… but some day fairly soon… BAM!!! Your career will be over. All gone. Goodnight and goodbye. And I will wipe the blood of my hands and I will go on to show the world just what a TRUE living legend really is. You could have avoided all this if only you had let me give you a hug, that’s all I wanted to do. No one rejects me. Do you hear me, Logan?! NO ONE!!!
Lilith looked over in the direction she was in earlier when she was conducting the interview.
Lilith: Now if you’ll excuse me, it was lovely speaking with you Lilith. But I have things to do out in the ring. Oh you’ll love this. It’s going to be good show! Talk to you later darling.
Lilith walked over to where the baby buggy was, collecting it and pushing it towards the top of the entrance ramp.
