Post by Tyler Walker on Sept 28, 2013 20:48:00 GMT -5
Here is Tyler and he's in some camo military gear and he's behind a bunker. Theres bombs dropping and bullets are flying around. There's another soldier next to him.
Soldier: INCOMING
A grenade blasts right next to where they are. Tyler gets up and rips off his shirt
Tyler: These poindexters wanna go to war but they didnt know I'm the super soldier.
Tyler goes to the front lines and pushes all the soldiers out of the way. The enemies shoot at him but he ducks all the bullets. Some of them bounce off his muscles because he's a beast
Tyler: Hey you guys dont know anything about War. I'm a war baron and I'm gonna take all your oil like george bush
Tyler starts kicking the crap out of everyone and he pulls out his knife like rambo
Tyler: TAKE NO PRISONERS
An enemy runs up to Tyler but he breaks his gun in half and then shoves it up his ass. Then another one comes and he has a towel on his head but Tyler rips it off.
Tyler: U S A
Tyler cuts the barrel off the enemys gun and then whips him in the ass with the towel. The gun runs away embarassed
Tyler: That's what I thought. See this is how a BEAST handles himself on the battle field. Just like when I go to War on Sunday at the War Pay Per View. I'm fighting 40 guys but 40 guys are also fighting me THE BEAST TYLER Walker
Tyler does a bunch of push ups on the battlefield. Some more enemies come and Tyler takes his knife and cuts them all in slow motion like the matrix
Tyler: I'm too fast and strong for you freaks. I'm gonna beat all you perverts including
Nathan von Liebert
Jonny Fly
Sarah Twilight
Eric Price
Bobby Cairo
Logan
Gravedigger
FPV
Waylon Cash
John Gable
Benjamin Atreyu
Odin Balfore
Oblivion
Night Rider
John Barber
Jonathan Jakobs
Steeltoe Joe
Mr. Jack Happy
Lilith
Jordan Caliban
Adam Young
Jon Michaels
Matthew Robinson
Lionheart
Denise D'Evil
Deuce Maximus
Tek
Doc Henry
Havok
Cormack MacNeill
Eli the Kid
Seifer Black Armstrong
Johnny Towers
Ryan Rhodes
Jason Xaiver
Jayden Thunder
Biohazard
Tyler Walker
The Masked Man
Steve Orbit
Jay Price
Roy Speede
Tyler: You are all dead because I'm the universal soldier. I cant be killed and I cant be stopped like puff daddy
Tyler takes out his canteen and takes a big swig and then the other soldier walks up to him
Soldier: Pass me the tiger piss
Tyler hands him the canteen and then both get drunk and then win the war. When they go home they are heroes and then win all the titles the end
Soldier: INCOMING
A grenade blasts right next to where they are. Tyler gets up and rips off his shirt
Tyler: These poindexters wanna go to war but they didnt know I'm the super soldier.
Tyler goes to the front lines and pushes all the soldiers out of the way. The enemies shoot at him but he ducks all the bullets. Some of them bounce off his muscles because he's a beast
Tyler: Hey you guys dont know anything about War. I'm a war baron and I'm gonna take all your oil like george bush
Tyler starts kicking the crap out of everyone and he pulls out his knife like rambo
Tyler: TAKE NO PRISONERS
An enemy runs up to Tyler but he breaks his gun in half and then shoves it up his ass. Then another one comes and he has a towel on his head but Tyler rips it off.
Tyler: U S A
Tyler cuts the barrel off the enemys gun and then whips him in the ass with the towel. The gun runs away embarassed
Tyler: That's what I thought. See this is how a BEAST handles himself on the battle field. Just like when I go to War on Sunday at the War Pay Per View. I'm fighting 40 guys but 40 guys are also fighting me THE BEAST TYLER Walker
Tyler does a bunch of push ups on the battlefield. Some more enemies come and Tyler takes his knife and cuts them all in slow motion like the matrix
Tyler: I'm too fast and strong for you freaks. I'm gonna beat all you perverts including
Nathan von Liebert
Jonny Fly
Sarah Twilight
Eric Price
Bobby Cairo
Logan
Gravedigger
FPV
Waylon Cash
John Gable
Benjamin Atreyu
Odin Balfore
Oblivion
Night Rider
John Barber
Jonathan Jakobs
Steeltoe Joe
Mr. Jack Happy
Lilith
Jordan Caliban
Adam Young
Jon Michaels
Matthew Robinson
Lionheart
Denise D'Evil
Deuce Maximus
Tek
Doc Henry
Havok
Cormack MacNeill
Eli the Kid
Seifer Black Armstrong
Johnny Towers
Ryan Rhodes
Jason Xaiver
Jayden Thunder
Biohazard
Tyler Walker
The Masked Man
Steve Orbit
Jay Price
Roy Speede
Tyler: You are all dead because I'm the universal soldier. I cant be killed and I cant be stopped like puff daddy
Tyler takes out his canteen and takes a big swig and then the other soldier walks up to him
Soldier: Pass me the tiger piss
Tyler hands him the canteen and then both get drunk and then win the war. When they go home they are heroes and then win all the titles the end
