Post by Biohazard on Sept 24, 2013 19:39:28 GMT -5
biohazard wakes up and he is in front of a giant american flag
biohazard: in my lifetime we have had many wars from world war ii to vietnam to iraq and afghanistan and syeria and iran and not to mention the secret wars in which i fought alongside spiderman to defeat the villains
biohazard is pacing back and forth. he is wearing a military helmet
biohazard: war is full of MAGGOTS and cowards! ARE YOU A MAGGOT AND A COWARD
he looks at the camera
biohazard: I WILL STEP ON YOU AND PICK YOU UP AND EAT YOU YOU MAGGOT
biohazard looks down and there are literally maggots on the ground and each maggot looks like a wcf superstar. he stomps on them repeatedly and smashes them into maggot paste. he gets down on the ground and spits ooze on them. then he pulls out his bayonet and stirs them up. he puts the maggot ooze into jars.
now we're in a school and biohazard is at school store
biohazard: bio-soda, get your bio-soda here
kid: i would like one jar please
biohazard gives the kid a jar of bio-soda. the kid opens the cap and drinks it and gets it all over his face
kid: this is so good
biohazard: it is made out of maggots and my own ooze
the kid runs away screaming. the cops come for biohazard but biohazard uses a warp zone.
now biohazard is standing on top of a tank
biohazard: i have been given some opportunityies at the world title but not enough. nvl beat me and the beast tyler walker but he just got lucky. finally at war i will get my chance to become the true world champion. a lot of people are talking about jordan caliban but i think he should be jordan calibanned
biohazard has banned him from biohazards official website
biohazard: i also dont like all of these old guys coming back for this match. what do these guys think it is wwe wrestlemania
wwe tries to sue biohazard for his shoot promo but biohazard has good lawyers so it is okay
biohazard: so in short i will win war. with my tank
biohazard gets into his tank and he is in the middle east. he drives through a town and sees various terrorists which he shoots with his tank. but his tank doesnt shoot out tank bullets it actually spits out
TOXIC OOZE!~!~!!~
it covers the terrorists. but it doesnt kill them. after it drips off the terrorists theyre now wearing a budweiser tshirt and have a mullet and jeans. a bunch of sexy blonde women in bikinis run onto the scene and start dancing as AC/DC comes out of nowhere and plays you shook me all night long and the former terrorists and the blondes dance
biohazard: the terrorists of wcf won't be converted though i will fucking kill them straight up
biohazard: in my lifetime we have had many wars from world war ii to vietnam to iraq and afghanistan and syeria and iran and not to mention the secret wars in which i fought alongside spiderman to defeat the villains
biohazard is pacing back and forth. he is wearing a military helmet
biohazard: war is full of MAGGOTS and cowards! ARE YOU A MAGGOT AND A COWARD
he looks at the camera
biohazard: I WILL STEP ON YOU AND PICK YOU UP AND EAT YOU YOU MAGGOT
biohazard looks down and there are literally maggots on the ground and each maggot looks like a wcf superstar. he stomps on them repeatedly and smashes them into maggot paste. he gets down on the ground and spits ooze on them. then he pulls out his bayonet and stirs them up. he puts the maggot ooze into jars.
now we're in a school and biohazard is at school store
biohazard: bio-soda, get your bio-soda here
kid: i would like one jar please
biohazard gives the kid a jar of bio-soda. the kid opens the cap and drinks it and gets it all over his face
kid: this is so good
biohazard: it is made out of maggots and my own ooze
the kid runs away screaming. the cops come for biohazard but biohazard uses a warp zone.
now biohazard is standing on top of a tank
biohazard: i have been given some opportunityies at the world title but not enough. nvl beat me and the beast tyler walker but he just got lucky. finally at war i will get my chance to become the true world champion. a lot of people are talking about jordan caliban but i think he should be jordan calibanned
biohazard has banned him from biohazards official website
biohazard: i also dont like all of these old guys coming back for this match. what do these guys think it is wwe wrestlemania
wwe tries to sue biohazard for his shoot promo but biohazard has good lawyers so it is okay
biohazard: so in short i will win war. with my tank
biohazard gets into his tank and he is in the middle east. he drives through a town and sees various terrorists which he shoots with his tank. but his tank doesnt shoot out tank bullets it actually spits out
TOXIC OOZE!~!~!!~
it covers the terrorists. but it doesnt kill them. after it drips off the terrorists theyre now wearing a budweiser tshirt and have a mullet and jeans. a bunch of sexy blonde women in bikinis run onto the scene and start dancing as AC/DC comes out of nowhere and plays you shook me all night long and the former terrorists and the blondes dance
biohazard: the terrorists of wcf won't be converted though i will fucking kill them straight up
