Post by Caliban on Sept 23, 2013 21:04:16 GMT -5
We open in what looks like a private room in a hospital, Caliban is laying eyes closed, he was rushed there after the gauntlet match last night as per the conditions that he was allowed to compete in the first place
Excuse me Jordy?
He opens his eyes and waves the interviewer in
Kinda sore right now Christopher so you will excuse me if I miss out the being mean to you this time, you get 1 question ask it quick and then leave
The interviewer smiles and reaches into his backpack and pulls out a game boy color and Pokemon gold
OK 2 questions
The camera man stops him again and reaches into his bag again
These are my grandmas cheesecake fudge squares which have been modified to your usual specifications for baked goods
You little bastard Mikey, stay the hell off my Facebook page
He then reaches forwards for a semi complicated hand shake
OK kid yah got me, 3 questions and that's it, I don't need you in here at sponge bath time, I heard Sarah Twilight volunteers as a candy striper at this hospital so yah never know
Yeah right, anyways OK so first off how are you feeling that was a beast of a bump you took last night
Yeah man there was no beast there when I landed, it's almost like someone planned it
insert over exaggerated wink at the camera here
But yeah man that shit hurt like hell, I will say one thing though I was asking for it ha ha ha, but, ow! fuckin tripped something in my back waiting for the chiro to come fix me up, they said I should be outta here and cleared to wrestle by Wednesday, I just hope I can work the kinks out before Sunday or war will be a long night for me
Anything in particular you want to say to Lion Heart?
Lion Heart that was, oh that's your second question by the way, Lionel dude that was actually kind of impressive, maybe your smarter than I thought, I guess when we finally settle this properly Ill have to come up with a new strategy, how quickly do you think I can break your legs Lionel? But unfounded cocky comments aside Lion Heart I've said it once and I'll say it now laying here half crippled, Lion Heart you scare the shit out of me, AND I LOVE IT!
OK last one
Make it a good one Adolfo
You fought a lot of guys who you will come up against in the War match next Sunday, do you feel good about the match considering your performance last night, especially considering your condition going in?
OK first things first, my condition obviously had shit all to do with me losing that match, I took on and TOOK OUT 2 of the baddest in this fucking building, Rider you asked for it by declaring stupid intentions, I hope to god that kicked some sense into you, you got killed by a move you named last night, we can call it the Son smacking the father for the first time with his fathers belt, and as for that little punk ass wanna be legend who pinned me, dude you just did the exact thing I said you were going to do, and that was take the pussy response to your win, you couldn't be the performer and man you claim to be and say yes I took advantage of a good situation and even then he was a bitch to put down. Instead you went for the guy you knew would give you the biggest rub and also the guy who had done the brunt of the hard work in that match, no dis to Obi and Logan but I did and I was happy to do it and they came in and did the hard work cleaning it all up. What got you guys that one pitiful pin last night was your game plan, ha ha and even at that you still nearly couldn't pin me, I wrestled 2 bitchy matches before you jumped me last night mate and you still had to hit me with your biggest hammers to finish the job. Bravado you boys really fell on your asses last night, you never know maybe Sarah twilight will come suck my cock now, NVL that was a nice try coming at me 3 on 1 from behind but surprise surprise "STRAIGHT JACK...." oh no the world champion's on his ass outside the ring, and then again later you took the most beautiful jawbreaker in existence and went bye bye when the demon pinned your ass. You wanna go back to that well on me a 3rd time I'm gunna need a title shot, OK champ?
Caliban then lays his head back on the pillow
And I'm assuming we are done?
Yeah we are done, thanks for the goody bag Chrissy, I appreciate it
And with that Caliban pumps up the morphine drip munches down a cheesey space cake and goes back to the colors he has been ignoring since the interview began.
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6 hours later we get a video blog from Mitchell Sythe
My name is Mitchell Sythe, I am investigating the individual named Caliban's unusual behavior behind closed doors and his ability to get people to listen to him no matter what he says, 20 minutes ago a fan posted a video that was running on a hospital security live feed hacking site of Caliban from his hospital bed. The footage I am about to show you is unclear but very clearly unnatural.
The screen goes black and a cursor appears typing in green
This video was taken at 1.45 am this morning 30 minutes after Jordan Caliban passed out from morphine use, this is what happened in the next 5 minutes
They camera is on and you can vaguely see Caliban laying on his bed, the laptop is on the dinner table that had been rolled to the end of the bed, Caliban is snoring. The lights in the room switch on and it sounds like all the blinds are closing themselves, the white curtain starts to move but the button can be seen beside Caliban on the bed. Black decrepit, huge hands move over the sheets closer to the sleeping wrestler and a strange and obviously old voice is heard
Sleep youngling, pumpkins dream of glory but I always told you we were never meant to fly, I can not come and heel your spirit every time you decide to piss off someone you know
Calibans body jerks into spasm and stays that way standing on the tip toes and the head like a crab, cracks and squeaks can be heard and the grinding of bones
You need to remember what you are Jordan, your not held together like the others, the operations, the hell, and the contract you signed are all going to be for nothing if you keep breaking everything the doctors and myself fixed for you.
Caliban speaks in a low, dry and cracking voice
The guy was 3 times the size what was I meant to do
I do not know, perhaps as you were told?
Dry laughter comes from Calibans twisted unconscious body, the video then cuts out
We go back to Mitchell in the room
What in the hell is this guys deal!!!? And why did it look like he was being chiropracted by rape tree from evil dead?
Feed ends
Excuse me Jordy?
He opens his eyes and waves the interviewer in
Kinda sore right now Christopher so you will excuse me if I miss out the being mean to you this time, you get 1 question ask it quick and then leave
The interviewer smiles and reaches into his backpack and pulls out a game boy color and Pokemon gold
OK 2 questions
The camera man stops him again and reaches into his bag again
These are my grandmas cheesecake fudge squares which have been modified to your usual specifications for baked goods
You little bastard Mikey, stay the hell off my Facebook page
He then reaches forwards for a semi complicated hand shake
OK kid yah got me, 3 questions and that's it, I don't need you in here at sponge bath time, I heard Sarah Twilight volunteers as a candy striper at this hospital so yah never know
Yeah right, anyways OK so first off how are you feeling that was a beast of a bump you took last night
Yeah man there was no beast there when I landed, it's almost like someone planned it
insert over exaggerated wink at the camera here
But yeah man that shit hurt like hell, I will say one thing though I was asking for it ha ha ha, but, ow! fuckin tripped something in my back waiting for the chiro to come fix me up, they said I should be outta here and cleared to wrestle by Wednesday, I just hope I can work the kinks out before Sunday or war will be a long night for me
Anything in particular you want to say to Lion Heart?
Lion Heart that was, oh that's your second question by the way, Lionel dude that was actually kind of impressive, maybe your smarter than I thought, I guess when we finally settle this properly Ill have to come up with a new strategy, how quickly do you think I can break your legs Lionel? But unfounded cocky comments aside Lion Heart I've said it once and I'll say it now laying here half crippled, Lion Heart you scare the shit out of me, AND I LOVE IT!
OK last one
Make it a good one Adolfo
You fought a lot of guys who you will come up against in the War match next Sunday, do you feel good about the match considering your performance last night, especially considering your condition going in?
OK first things first, my condition obviously had shit all to do with me losing that match, I took on and TOOK OUT 2 of the baddest in this fucking building, Rider you asked for it by declaring stupid intentions, I hope to god that kicked some sense into you, you got killed by a move you named last night, we can call it the Son smacking the father for the first time with his fathers belt, and as for that little punk ass wanna be legend who pinned me, dude you just did the exact thing I said you were going to do, and that was take the pussy response to your win, you couldn't be the performer and man you claim to be and say yes I took advantage of a good situation and even then he was a bitch to put down. Instead you went for the guy you knew would give you the biggest rub and also the guy who had done the brunt of the hard work in that match, no dis to Obi and Logan but I did and I was happy to do it and they came in and did the hard work cleaning it all up. What got you guys that one pitiful pin last night was your game plan, ha ha and even at that you still nearly couldn't pin me, I wrestled 2 bitchy matches before you jumped me last night mate and you still had to hit me with your biggest hammers to finish the job. Bravado you boys really fell on your asses last night, you never know maybe Sarah twilight will come suck my cock now, NVL that was a nice try coming at me 3 on 1 from behind but surprise surprise "STRAIGHT JACK...." oh no the world champion's on his ass outside the ring, and then again later you took the most beautiful jawbreaker in existence and went bye bye when the demon pinned your ass. You wanna go back to that well on me a 3rd time I'm gunna need a title shot, OK champ?
Caliban then lays his head back on the pillow
And I'm assuming we are done?
Yeah we are done, thanks for the goody bag Chrissy, I appreciate it
And with that Caliban pumps up the morphine drip munches down a cheesey space cake and goes back to the colors he has been ignoring since the interview began.
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6 hours later we get a video blog from Mitchell Sythe
My name is Mitchell Sythe, I am investigating the individual named Caliban's unusual behavior behind closed doors and his ability to get people to listen to him no matter what he says, 20 minutes ago a fan posted a video that was running on a hospital security live feed hacking site of Caliban from his hospital bed. The footage I am about to show you is unclear but very clearly unnatural.
The screen goes black and a cursor appears typing in green
This video was taken at 1.45 am this morning 30 minutes after Jordan Caliban passed out from morphine use, this is what happened in the next 5 minutes
They camera is on and you can vaguely see Caliban laying on his bed, the laptop is on the dinner table that had been rolled to the end of the bed, Caliban is snoring. The lights in the room switch on and it sounds like all the blinds are closing themselves, the white curtain starts to move but the button can be seen beside Caliban on the bed. Black decrepit, huge hands move over the sheets closer to the sleeping wrestler and a strange and obviously old voice is heard
Sleep youngling, pumpkins dream of glory but I always told you we were never meant to fly, I can not come and heel your spirit every time you decide to piss off someone you know
Calibans body jerks into spasm and stays that way standing on the tip toes and the head like a crab, cracks and squeaks can be heard and the grinding of bones
You need to remember what you are Jordan, your not held together like the others, the operations, the hell, and the contract you signed are all going to be for nothing if you keep breaking everything the doctors and myself fixed for you.
Caliban speaks in a low, dry and cracking voice
The guy was 3 times the size what was I meant to do
I do not know, perhaps as you were told?
Dry laughter comes from Calibans twisted unconscious body, the video then cuts out
We go back to Mitchell in the room
What in the hell is this guys deal!!!? And why did it look like he was being chiropracted by rape tree from evil dead?
Feed ends
