Brandon's Blog (for Internet title match against Caliban)

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Mr. Caliban, do you think you are smart? Do you think you are clever? Do you think you know about my client's past? My client was NOT the one bullied at school Mr. Caliban, no...he was the one doing the bullying! He was feared by the entire school, including the teachers! My client destroyed a seven foot eight, two hundred and seventy pound monster with just his bare hands in the previous company he worked for! My client has an unbelievable amount of speed and agility for someone as big as he is! Mr. Caliban, you have absolutely NO IDEA what you have gotten yourself into...you have NO IDEA how much pain and suffering you will endure at the hands of my client! You are just some punk kid with a mouth bigger than his brain...and my client will dispose of you as easily as when a Lion takes down a Gazelle for his meal!

Mr. Caliban, do you know how many bones are in the human body? There are two hundred and six. Do you know how many pints of blood are in the human body? There's between ten to twelve pints in the average male body. I can assure you Mr. Caliban that on Wednesday Night, my client shall be breaking all two hundred and six bones you have in your body! I can assure you Mr. Caliban that on Wednesday Night, my client will be draining all ten to twelve pints of blood you have in your body! I can assure you Mr. Caliban that on Wednesday Night, my client will be taking away your Internet Championship, he will be taking away your wrestling career, and he will be taking away...your life!

My client's name...is Lionheart...and at Wednesday Night...it's feeding time...and Mr. Caliban...you...are on the menu!

[Caliban]

Replied Via twitlonger 

@calibanned @revraid

So the monkeys got a mouth piece, huh, so you consider yourself a carnivore, a beast beyond compare, I consider you a little bitch way beyond repair. Since when did men with so much conviction in their pathetic little actions need sad little men to speak for them? Look man I have seen 100 of you before and we will all see 100 of you after your long gone, do you know who you are? Your the biggest dumbest idiot in the building and that's why the people around you, who are telling you your the next big thing want you around. Even the suit you got to suck your cock and talk when you can't be arsed too.

You say I have no idea what I am getting into, let me tell you a little secret, growing up watching wrestling you know who I idolized, Bill Goldberg, The Big show, Kane, Taker, Psycho Sid, I watched those men for years because that's what was used as "talent" back then, I have seen everything you have to offer and just like in every other company there are 150 clones of you who have already hit me with everything, I had a 6ft 7 man throw me from the top rope into the 6th row of the crowd via a gorilla press slam, I've taken an earth quake splash from a man Akebono wouldn't fuck with and as for spears and clothes lines and all that shite, mate I played rugby at the Black Rock school in Dublin Bay, my best friend at school just wore the captains armband for the Irish 6 nations side for the first time, DO NOT TELL ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I FACE!

Your clients name is lion heart, and he may be hungry but when I'm done with him the only thing he is going to be eating is you Mr mouth piece, your clients done, he will learn that, you won't see it coming  

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Via Twitlonger: @ Lionheart

@ Calibanned

You want me to talk instead? Okay I'll talk...you really do believe you're the greatest thing since sliced bread don't you? You manage to defeat the former Owner to win the Internet Championship and you suddenly think it makes you better than me? You claim that you've seen 100 guys like me before and you'll see 100 guys like me after me? There's a big difference between those guys you talk of and myself...they're all dumber than a plank of wood...but me? I'm smart! Whilst you're out there doing whatever you do when you're not wrestling or training, whether it's autograph signings, taking photo's with your fans (if you have any that is) or doing charity work...whilst you're doing all of that...I'm in the gym training because all I ever do is train, eat, drink and sleep...all day...every day! The more you underestimate me Jordan, the worse it will be for you when I show you that my bite...is worse than my roar! #ItsFeedingTime

[Caliban]

Ok 1st thing, you have been running your mouth about destroying the same man I beat clean in a match, you called yourself the rookie who annihilated Eric Price when really you just hit him while 2 guys held him up. Walk around and tell everyone your a man you moron but until you start actually being one, don't expect any respect from anyone you see around here. And yes I can name 10 other people exactly like you in this industry off the top of my head. Do you know what modern professional wrestling started as hearty? The reason why we have so many moves to take a man off his feet? You see the professional wrestling world is saturated by big muscle no talent meat heads like you and anyone with real talent had to create a way to knock the lumbering "giants" off their feet. That's how unoriginal and insignificant you and your kind actually are lion heart, it got so bad nobody wanted you anymore so they actually created a way to make everything you bring to the table irrelevant, because that's what you are Lion heart, your irrelevant. You stay in the gym and train every day, the reason you train harder is because you have too, because just like all the other guys who live in the gym, they didn't have it so now all they have is that. I'm half your size and Im still going to kick your ass, and just like every other carbon copy that came before you, your going to laugh it off because your just that predictable

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I've defeated many people throughout my career without even breaking a damn sweat kid. If I'm not a man then how come I've been demanding Eric Price to accept a match against me, he was just too afraid to accept my challenge and now he's fired. You think I really give a damn about respect? Well guess what, I don't...I know what I am capable of and all I care about, is inflicting as much pain and punishment onto my opponents as humanly possible. I prefer to use my hands, my feet, my entire body to break down my opponents, I don't take the easy way out by using weapons like you! I am talented, but you're too stubborn to understand that and you use this whole stereotype just because I have a large build, you're pathetic. I train harder, not because I need to, but because I want too...I don't like people...I don't like spending time with people...I like to keep myself to myself and then I go into the ring and rip my opponents apart limb from limb! The only laughing I'll be doing is when I'm looking down at your broken, bloodied body lying in the middle of the ring, standing over you holding your precious Internet Championship! Oh and one more thing, my name is Lionheart, not Lion Heart, doubt people have much belief in you since you can't even get my name correct.

[Caliban]

Oh my god who was that? Dude I recognize those words! Who was it? FUCK! Oh yeah, every big man who has ever called himself a monster, or a beast, or a demon, or a giant and really all I see in front of me is another Jobber who is being experimented on, the big league has had 5 different versions of you in the past 4 years and they all did and said all the same things as you and not one of them, when it really came down to it, mattered anymore than a mountain for the real stars to climb. You are never going to be anything in this business other than a stepping stone for talent, look at the 3 different messages you have put out, they were the exact same just different variations, just like your gimmick and just like your entire fucking life, hell even your manager is generic. So shut up come to the ring, botch the 4 moves you actually know and then practice your puzzled face when you pretend to not believe I beat you

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I find it amusing how you're calling me generic when you yourself are generic, you're just the generic wannabe hero who when they see something they don't like, they stick their nose into other people's business hoping to save the day and rectify things. What I did to Price after the pathetic fool had his heart broken by Twilight, it had nothing to do with you...but you couldn't let it go could you? Even now, you're tweeting Robinson offering your services to help his precious wife out...and not even he wants you helping him because he knows you're just one of these wannabe heroes who can't do a damn thing! The fact you keep referring to me as a rookie and a jobber? Well guess what, every single person signed to this company was a rookie when they first arrived, Eric Price, Sarah Twilight, Ana Valentine...neither of them debuted in this company as Main Event rated wrestlers, so calling me a rookie is pretty much just saying that I'm one of the new guys and it doesn't mean anything else! As for me being a jobber? If I'm not mistaken Jordan, a jobber is a wrestler who loses all the time...I have won four matches since my debut and lost one...to me that says that you're just talking a load of bull shit, but I've become used to that from you. And again, with the stereotype, oh, Lionheart only knows how to pull off four wrestling moves and he botches them all...I'm sorry but have you actually watched any of my matches since my arrival here? Because clearly you haven't, considering that I have way more than just four moves in my arsenal, moves that I can pull off properly...and effectively! And to finish off with, again I find it amusing how you claim that my past three messages have been the same just in different variations when in your past three messages, you've been doing exactly the same thing, stating I'm a no good talentless jobber...so here's a tip for you...don't ridicule people for doing certain things, when you're doing the exact same thing!

[Caliban]

I called you a jobber once and quoted you and your group of handlers when I called you a rookie you fool. See heres the reason I know your exactly like everyone else, I have watched you lion heart I have seen everything you have done since you got here. Obviously you cant read very well to go along with everything else you lack but just for fun lets make mince meat out everything you just said, here Ill even break it down so you can follow along ok?

Point 1: I am proud to be a rookie and the whole reason I am coming after you is to show you that I am proud to be a rookie and a newbie and am not going to let sad acts like you and your band of sheep make a joke of the term. A rookies a rookie and a kiss ass is a kiss ass, your a kiss ass rookie.

Point 2: Stick my nose in things they don't like? Ha dude you really are that stupid aren't you, you think what you lot have been saying has nothing to do with me? Dude you and your little crews plan wouldn't of meant shit if I hadn't walked around the offices handing out paper proof of Prices corruption, I then walked to the ring and took away his man hood, Both of these things crippled Eric so bad he never saw your little plot coming, your welcome by the way. And this is all something you tried to take credit for, so yes you ignorant fuck this has plenty to do with me

AAAAAANNNNNDDDDD Point 3: Everything that is happening right now with Robinson's wife and you is pretty much the same as the one legged kid Zach Gowen against The big show, or Gilberg vs goldberg, stephanie mcmahon vs vince mcmahon, JR vs Stone Cold Steve Austin, these matches are set up for cheap heat from people with zero talent and can only make themselves relevant by fucking with good peoples lives and it is soooo fucking boring. You say I am generic, look around you fool, if you can find anyone who does what Im doing right now come find me because as I said I can and have named quite a few who are just like you. When you walk to the ring you get compared to everyone else and no matter how hard you scream Lion heart everyone will still be chanting back GOOOLLLLLDDDDBEEERRRG OR VAAAADDDDEEERRRR, when I walk to the ring I AM JORDAN CALIBAN the fans chant Jordan Caliban the announcers compare me only to myself.

Keep shit talking Monster because unlike you I know there is zero truth in anything you say because I already did or am what you said I wasn't. You say Im over confident, when did I say I was going to pin you? I have never told anyone walking into a match with them that I was going to beat them I told them all I said was that I was, GOING TO BEAT THEM WITHIN AN INCH OF THEIR LIFE. You were obviously too retarded to get that message