Post by khardaway on May 21, 2007 12:26:00 GMT -5
The scene opens up again to the hotel looking ball room where Jay Williams and his wife Amy Skye-Williams are looking at the sheets for the "Girlfriend Search 2007" competition. Reckless Jack ends up coming back to the table, feeling better after his ex-wife came into the fold. He has two cans of beer in his hand. He puts one on the table and gives the other to Jay.
Amy Skye-Williams: Hey, where's my beer?
Jay Williams: Umm, honey...you can't drink alcohol, remember?
Reckless Jack: Yeah. I may not completely like you to death, but god damn, I don't want you to have a fucked up baby.
Amy starts crying. Jay pats her back.
Jay Williams: Jack didn't mean that. Well sort of. Love, if you drink, then our baby is going to have FAS (Fetal alcohol syndrome). We don't want that. Watched a movie about a kid like that. Really messed up.
Reckless Jack: Really? Who was in it?
Jay Williams: Jimmy Smits I think.
Reckless Jack: The guy who showed his ass on NYPD Blue?
Jay Williams: Man, everybody showed their ass on NYPD Blue.
Reckless Jack: True that. Anyways, let's get back to this train wreck. Who's next on the list?
Jay looks over the piece of paper for a second.
Jay Williams: Next on the list, we have...Jessica [last name edited]. Apparently this girl is a fiesty one. She likes to dance, have a night out on the town with the girls, and she loves to experiment. Whatever that is, it doesn't say, but I would love for her to experiment on me any day.
Amy slaps Jay over the head
Jay Williams: What? I thought you liked the idea of a threesome?
Amy Skye-Williams: Not now.
Jay Williams: Whatever, get back to eating your fucking chips.
Amy Skye-Williams: Fine then.
Amy goes back to eating her Doritos as Jessica walks in...
Jay Williams: Hello Jessica. This is...
Jessica: Jay Williams...your wife Amy, and the person on the left is Reckless Jack.
Reckless Jack: Oh...so you heard of us right?
Jessica: Not myself personally, but my girlfriends watch you guys all the time. They're rooting for you this Sunday against Team Xtreme.
Jay Williams: Hmm...i'm liking this chick already. Anyways, we wanted to ask you what this "experimenting" you're talking about in your profile means?
Jessica: Experimenting...as in trying out "new things" with my friends. If you catch my drift. I'll try anything.
Over at Jack's side, he's now gripping Jay's arm shaking like freakin' mad.
Reckless Jack: OH MY GOD! I MUST FUCK YOU! RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW!
Jessica: Eww...with you?
Jay, Jack, and Amy all look confused as hell.
Jay Williams: You do know that this is a "Girlfriend Search" for Jack, right?
Jessica: Really? Hmm...I thought it was to find a match for me.
Reckless Jack: I don't understand.
Jessica: I'm a lesbian.
Jay Williams: Ohhhhhhh...then why didn't you say that in your profile.
Jessica: I didn't know, sorry.
Slience for a second, then...
Reckless Jack: Can we still watch you girls "experiment"?
Jessica: No.
Reckless Jack: NEXT! NEXT! NEXT!
Jay Williams: Jessica, you heard the man, now get the FUDGE out!
Jessica gets up and storms off, as "Spanish Flea" now starts playing for some random reason.
Reckless Jack: Spanish Flea, nice touch.
Jay Williams: I'll say.
Jay drinks some of his beer, as Jack just finishes his.
Reckless Jack: Who's next.
Jay looks at the next sheet.
Jay Williams: Next we have........
He stops for a second as he gives the paper to Amy.
Amy Skye-Williams: Ohhhhhh shit.
Reckless Jack: What, let me see that.
Jack takes a look at the paper as the next girl sits down that's on the list...
For those of you wondering what the shit is going on here. This is Angelina Bell. She knows Jack, Jay, and Amy a little too well. See, she happens to be the ex-girlfriend to Jay's "teacher" over at [edited for legal reasons]. She left Jay's "teacher" when he decided to stab Jay in the back. Make sense now?
Angelina: Hey Jack...Jay...Amy. Congrats on your pregnancy, Ames.
Amy Skye-Williams: What's it to you, bitch?
Jay Williams: Don't mind her, Ani...she's like that.
Angelina: I see.
Jay Williams: So uhh...what the hell are you doing here Angie?
Angelina: I don't know, I saw that you guys were doing this, since Jack over here can't get a freakin' life. I saw that Lucy dropped by, and laughed my ass off...
Amy chimes in
Amy Skye-Williams: That was fuckin' great.
Jay Williams: Go back to eating your chips.
Amy Skye-Williams: Noted.
Amy goes back as Angie continues.
Angelina: ...anyways, I wanted to tell you guys what was going on. [edited for legal reasons] quit the [edited for legal reasons] last night. He called me up last night and we talked for the first time since that night where he beat you and left you for dead in the lobby. We haven't talked since then, until last night. He needed somebody to confine in.
Reckless Jack: And this has to do with the competition how?
Angelina: I don't know...
Reckless Jack: NEXT THEN!
Angelina ends up getting up from her chair, confused, but Jay whispers...
Jay Williams: We'll talk later. Room 203.
Angelina smiles as Jay pushes the "Play" button and "Spanish Flea" ends up playing her out, as Jay and Jack sit back for a second.
Jay Williams: Damn, we shouldn't have done this. 2 times and 2 times, people from our past lives showed up to cause hell.
Amy Skye-Williams: I have to go to the bathroom.
Amy gets the hell out of dodge as Jay and Jack put their feet up on the table.
Reckless Jack: Well now that she's gone, we can take a break from this madness.
Jay Williams: Yeah, I rather be training for our championship match this Sunday at Timebomb.
Reckless Jack: Yeah. Team Xtreme. They really have nothing. Hell, they even ripped off their name from the Hardy Boyz. What a fucking jip. We have "The Violent One" and "The Xtreme One" in that team as well. Sounds like some kind of name that some partner of mine used back in 2000.
Jay Williams: HEY! How did you know about that?
Reckless Jack: It's on your Wikipedia profile.
Jay Williams: What the hell does Wikipedia fuckin' know. The wrestling section is run by a bunch of ingrant assholes that should be making comments at Blabbermouth.net
Reckless Jack: Maybe those "ingrant assholes" are TVO and TXO, running it.
Jay Williams: If so, they're gonna get their asses so kicked. Wikipedia deserves better than that. It's a "free encyclopedia" after all.
Reckless Jack: DAMN RIGHT!
Jay Williams: For Wikipedia?
Reckless Jack: For...actually for us winning the WCF Tag Team Championship this Sunday at Timebomb.
Jay Williams: Ok, new plan...FOR THE WCF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
Reckless Jack: That's better you douchebag.
Amy comes back from the bathroom.
Amy Skye-Williams: So...who's next on the list.
Scene fades for now. To be continued.
Amy Skye-Williams: Hey, where's my beer?
Jay Williams: Umm, honey...you can't drink alcohol, remember?
Reckless Jack: Yeah. I may not completely like you to death, but god damn, I don't want you to have a fucked up baby.
Amy starts crying. Jay pats her back.
Jay Williams: Jack didn't mean that. Well sort of. Love, if you drink, then our baby is going to have FAS (Fetal alcohol syndrome). We don't want that. Watched a movie about a kid like that. Really messed up.
Reckless Jack: Really? Who was in it?
Jay Williams: Jimmy Smits I think.
Reckless Jack: The guy who showed his ass on NYPD Blue?
Jay Williams: Man, everybody showed their ass on NYPD Blue.
Reckless Jack: True that. Anyways, let's get back to this train wreck. Who's next on the list?
Jay looks over the piece of paper for a second.
Jay Williams: Next on the list, we have...Jessica [last name edited]. Apparently this girl is a fiesty one. She likes to dance, have a night out on the town with the girls, and she loves to experiment. Whatever that is, it doesn't say, but I would love for her to experiment on me any day.
Amy slaps Jay over the head
Jay Williams: What? I thought you liked the idea of a threesome?
Amy Skye-Williams: Not now.
Jay Williams: Whatever, get back to eating your fucking chips.
Amy Skye-Williams: Fine then.
Amy goes back to eating her Doritos as Jessica walks in...
Jay Williams: Hello Jessica. This is...
Jessica: Jay Williams...your wife Amy, and the person on the left is Reckless Jack.
Reckless Jack: Oh...so you heard of us right?
Jessica: Not myself personally, but my girlfriends watch you guys all the time. They're rooting for you this Sunday against Team Xtreme.
Jay Williams: Hmm...i'm liking this chick already. Anyways, we wanted to ask you what this "experimenting" you're talking about in your profile means?
Jessica: Experimenting...as in trying out "new things" with my friends. If you catch my drift. I'll try anything.
Over at Jack's side, he's now gripping Jay's arm shaking like freakin' mad.
Reckless Jack: OH MY GOD! I MUST FUCK YOU! RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW!
Jessica: Eww...with you?
Jay, Jack, and Amy all look confused as hell.
Jay Williams: You do know that this is a "Girlfriend Search" for Jack, right?
Jessica: Really? Hmm...I thought it was to find a match for me.
Reckless Jack: I don't understand.
Jessica: I'm a lesbian.
Jay Williams: Ohhhhhhh...then why didn't you say that in your profile.
Jessica: I didn't know, sorry.
Slience for a second, then...
Reckless Jack: Can we still watch you girls "experiment"?
Jessica: No.
Reckless Jack: NEXT! NEXT! NEXT!
Jay Williams: Jessica, you heard the man, now get the FUDGE out!
Jessica gets up and storms off, as "Spanish Flea" now starts playing for some random reason.
Reckless Jack: Spanish Flea, nice touch.
Jay Williams: I'll say.
Jay drinks some of his beer, as Jack just finishes his.
Reckless Jack: Who's next.
Jay looks at the next sheet.
Jay Williams: Next we have........
He stops for a second as he gives the paper to Amy.
Amy Skye-Williams: Ohhhhhh shit.
Reckless Jack: What, let me see that.
Jack takes a look at the paper as the next girl sits down that's on the list...
For those of you wondering what the shit is going on here. This is Angelina Bell. She knows Jack, Jay, and Amy a little too well. See, she happens to be the ex-girlfriend to Jay's "teacher" over at [edited for legal reasons]. She left Jay's "teacher" when he decided to stab Jay in the back. Make sense now?
Angelina: Hey Jack...Jay...Amy. Congrats on your pregnancy, Ames.
Amy Skye-Williams: What's it to you, bitch?
Jay Williams: Don't mind her, Ani...she's like that.
Angelina: I see.
Jay Williams: So uhh...what the hell are you doing here Angie?
Angelina: I don't know, I saw that you guys were doing this, since Jack over here can't get a freakin' life. I saw that Lucy dropped by, and laughed my ass off...
Amy chimes in
Amy Skye-Williams: That was fuckin' great.
Jay Williams: Go back to eating your chips.
Amy Skye-Williams: Noted.
Amy goes back as Angie continues.
Angelina: ...anyways, I wanted to tell you guys what was going on. [edited for legal reasons] quit the [edited for legal reasons] last night. He called me up last night and we talked for the first time since that night where he beat you and left you for dead in the lobby. We haven't talked since then, until last night. He needed somebody to confine in.
Reckless Jack: And this has to do with the competition how?
Angelina: I don't know...
Reckless Jack: NEXT THEN!
Angelina ends up getting up from her chair, confused, but Jay whispers...
Jay Williams: We'll talk later. Room 203.
Angelina smiles as Jay pushes the "Play" button and "Spanish Flea" ends up playing her out, as Jay and Jack sit back for a second.
Jay Williams: Damn, we shouldn't have done this. 2 times and 2 times, people from our past lives showed up to cause hell.
Amy Skye-Williams: I have to go to the bathroom.
Amy gets the hell out of dodge as Jay and Jack put their feet up on the table.
Reckless Jack: Well now that she's gone, we can take a break from this madness.
Jay Williams: Yeah, I rather be training for our championship match this Sunday at Timebomb.
Reckless Jack: Yeah. Team Xtreme. They really have nothing. Hell, they even ripped off their name from the Hardy Boyz. What a fucking jip. We have "The Violent One" and "The Xtreme One" in that team as well. Sounds like some kind of name that some partner of mine used back in 2000.
Jay Williams: HEY! How did you know about that?
Reckless Jack: It's on your Wikipedia profile.
Jay Williams: What the hell does Wikipedia fuckin' know. The wrestling section is run by a bunch of ingrant assholes that should be making comments at Blabbermouth.net
Reckless Jack: Maybe those "ingrant assholes" are TVO and TXO, running it.
Jay Williams: If so, they're gonna get their asses so kicked. Wikipedia deserves better than that. It's a "free encyclopedia" after all.
Reckless Jack: DAMN RIGHT!
Jay Williams: For Wikipedia?
Reckless Jack: For...actually for us winning the WCF Tag Team Championship this Sunday at Timebomb.
Jay Williams: Ok, new plan...FOR THE WCF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
Reckless Jack: That's better you douchebag.
Amy comes back from the bathroom.
Amy Skye-Williams: So...who's next on the list.
Scene fades for now. To be continued.