The E Vlog

[Eli the Kid]

The screen is black and only a voice is heard.

[Eli the Kid] Are we recording?

Eli takes the lens cap off and smiles at the camera.

[Eli the Kid] Hey people in Boob Tube land. I have been asked why I do that opening. To be honest, I am stealing it from hitrecord.com.

Eli looks to his left and right. He looks back at the camera.

[Eli the Kid] I recently watched Jordan Caliban's web announcement of the match. He spoke of how everyone only remembers the chair shot and not the way he nearly destroyed me.

Eli rubs his mouth and smiles.

[Eli the Kid] Don't worry Caliban I remember my beating. I remember it perfectly. I just have one question: Why are comparing me to rubber? Every single time you mention rubber I think of a condom.

Eli laughs a little bit.

[Eli the Kid] You could compare me to string. That is better than rubber. I'm just saying. Now, back to topic, yeah you beat me up last time, but this time is different. A title is on the line. A title I want. So this Sunday at Slam, I will be leaving the arena as the IT champion. And just hope you stop comparing me to rubber.

Eli shuts off the camera.

[Caliban]

@elikid when I say your made of rubber I mean you keep bouncing back up again, condoms are made from Latex which is only the same thing to its basic core, but if you want me to compare you to string Im good with that #tiedinknots

[Eli the Kid]

@elikid

Oh, you I'm glad you want to tie the not. But I'm straight.

#MyJoke

[Caliban]

Don't take any confidence that my mind is else where Eli my mind is focused on sunday night, you make jokes and Ill make the promises #elikidyoudontstandachance

[Eli the Kid]

@elikid

I'm standing right now though.

#LightenUp

[Caliban]

Sorry man this means a little bit more to me I think, at least on an emotional level, I told you kid I need to beat you, but you are right that can be settled in the ring, for now I think you should know if you beat me I may have put you in something you wont enjoy lol #sorrykid

[Eli the Kid]

@elikid

I'm just saying live life like it's your last day. Otherwise, you'll regret some decisions in the future.

#LiveLife

[Caliban]

ha ha go look at the announcement I made about the war match today and say that lol