Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 16:53:17 GMT -5
This is a video log posted by Eric Price on EPPW.com:
*Eric Price is shown in a wedding shop picking out hors d’oeuvres and entrees for the wedding ceremony, he has a catalog in front of him as he is sitting in front of a caterer who is stepping him through the choices. Eric is all smiles as he is in a burgundy suit with a black striped shirt and a black tie going through the choices.*
Eric Price: I … this is a good choice here. Yes, this would make a for a great appetizer, everyone loves chicken!
Caterer: Care to try a piece?
Eric Price: Sure.
*The caterer steps to the back to get him a sample as Eric looks on at the catalog.*
Eric Price: You know, it’s funny that this week I have to defend my Internet Title but honestly, I can’t concentrate on that right now when all I have on my mind is my wedding to my lovely and beautiful fiancée.
*Eric pulls out his cell phone and takes a look at Twitter and notices one of the tweets posted by Jordan Caliban of the mask he will wear to the match on Sunday*
Eric Price: Hahahaha!!!
*The caterer steps out from the back with a fresh sample*
Caterer: Mr. Price, here is the sample. What’s so funny?
Eric Price: Check this out … look at this mask this guy is supposed to wear to scare me.
*The caterer looks on Eric’s cell phone and chuckles a bit*
Caterer: Is that supposed to be scary?
Eric Price: According to him, it’s supposed to put the fear of God in me but all it succeeded in doing was in giving us a good laugh it seems. Now yes, let’s taste this chicken.
*Eric takes a bit of the chicken noticing a red residue coming off of it as he looks at it with a bit of disgust, he then sniffs the chicken and actually has a bit of a reaction sneezing a little*
Eric Price: The hell, that’s never happened before? Let’s taste this.
*Eric takes the piece of chicken, looking like a chicken nugget and takes a bite. He quickly takes the bite and chews it a bit and just spits it out in the nearest trash can and with a look of disgust on his face addresses the caterer*
Eric Price: What the hell was that? Get me a Pepsi, get me some kind of drink here.
*The caterer quickly rushes and gets Eric a Sprite and Eric quickly opens it and starts gulping it down*
Eric Price: Ugh … what the hell crap was that? That was the worst chicken I’ve ever had.
Caterer: That was from Wing Stop, we usually get our chicken from them.
Eric Price: NO … NEVER! Not from those bastards … that was the worst piece of crap chicken I’ve ever had. I think I’ve had expired milk that tasted better than that … ugh!
*Eric takes another large gulp of Sprite to wash out the flavor of the bad chicken*
Eric Price: Tell you what, let’s just serve the grilled chicken from that other place and call it a day, I think it’ll taste better overall, I’ve had it before and I loved it because … ugh … Wing Stop … just ugh! I swear, I think I know now how Jay Price feels about Canadian Beer.
Caterer: Canadian Beer?
Eric Price: Nevermind, just … don’t worry about it.
Caterer: So where is your fiancée?
Eric Price: She …
*Eric flashes back in his own mind to instances of Sarah Twilights outbursts of anger and her torturing him at abject humiliation…*
Eric Price: She’s busy taking care of some other business so I’m handling this.
Caterer: Strange, usually the bride is the one who wants to do all this while the groom is preoccupied with other things.
Eric Price: Well … she’s a very special lady.
*Eric smirks as the caterer steps to the back again to check availability of other requested items for the wedding*
Eric Price: Oh Jordan Caliban, this week will be fun. I get to beat you, I get to retain my Internet Title and I will prove to you that you are simply all talk but when it comes right down to it, you just don’t have what it takes to beat me! See … you needed me for motivation last week and this week, I am going to ensure that you are put back in your place because it seems that bit of motivation I gave you has gone straight to your deluded head.
Eric Price: But fear not Mr. Caliban because I’m not doing this out of some personal vendetta against you, I do this because I care about the well being and future of my employees and my talent. I want to see you succeed but I can’t have you getting too much too soon when you haven’t earned it. The Internet Title is now a prestigious title thanks to my carrying it and elevating it to a higher level so not just anyone can win it and think they’re the hottest thing since sliced bread. I’m making you work for it but in the end, the effort you’re putting in is just not enough because honestly … all you’ve done is try scare tactics and then trying to get me to make this a no DQ match so you can use weapons because clearly you cannot wrestle a technically sound match and can only win with the use of weapons.
Eric Price: It shows me how pathetic and worthless you are so consider this Sunday a mercy killing. I am simply going to knock you back down to reality where you belong and then you’ll have no choice but to sit down, shut up and accept your place at the bottom and start working your way up legitimately and winning matches legally like a man of ethics and integrity should. It’s funny isn’t it though … you tried to lecture and dictate to me, you even tried to scare me with that mask but all you’ve succeeded in doing is making me laugh and truly pity you for being so pathetic. When I’m done, think about what I’ve told you and then maybe you’ll learn something from all this because if you don’t, then all of this was in vain but if you do learn … then maybe there is hope for you in this business after all.
*Eric smiles as he shuts off the camera to end the video log session*
*Eric Price is shown in a wedding shop picking out hors d’oeuvres and entrees for the wedding ceremony, he has a catalog in front of him as he is sitting in front of a caterer who is stepping him through the choices. Eric is all smiles as he is in a burgundy suit with a black striped shirt and a black tie going through the choices.*
Eric Price: I … this is a good choice here. Yes, this would make a for a great appetizer, everyone loves chicken!
Caterer: Care to try a piece?
Eric Price: Sure.
*The caterer steps to the back to get him a sample as Eric looks on at the catalog.*
Eric Price: You know, it’s funny that this week I have to defend my Internet Title but honestly, I can’t concentrate on that right now when all I have on my mind is my wedding to my lovely and beautiful fiancée.
*Eric pulls out his cell phone and takes a look at Twitter and notices one of the tweets posted by Jordan Caliban of the mask he will wear to the match on Sunday*
Eric Price: Hahahaha!!!
*The caterer steps out from the back with a fresh sample*
Caterer: Mr. Price, here is the sample. What’s so funny?
Eric Price: Check this out … look at this mask this guy is supposed to wear to scare me.
*The caterer looks on Eric’s cell phone and chuckles a bit*
Caterer: Is that supposed to be scary?
Eric Price: According to him, it’s supposed to put the fear of God in me but all it succeeded in doing was in giving us a good laugh it seems. Now yes, let’s taste this chicken.
*Eric takes a bit of the chicken noticing a red residue coming off of it as he looks at it with a bit of disgust, he then sniffs the chicken and actually has a bit of a reaction sneezing a little*
Eric Price: The hell, that’s never happened before? Let’s taste this.
*Eric takes the piece of chicken, looking like a chicken nugget and takes a bite. He quickly takes the bite and chews it a bit and just spits it out in the nearest trash can and with a look of disgust on his face addresses the caterer*
Eric Price: What the hell was that? Get me a Pepsi, get me some kind of drink here.
*The caterer quickly rushes and gets Eric a Sprite and Eric quickly opens it and starts gulping it down*
Eric Price: Ugh … what the hell crap was that? That was the worst chicken I’ve ever had.
Caterer: That was from Wing Stop, we usually get our chicken from them.
Eric Price: NO … NEVER! Not from those bastards … that was the worst piece of crap chicken I’ve ever had. I think I’ve had expired milk that tasted better than that … ugh!
*Eric takes another large gulp of Sprite to wash out the flavor of the bad chicken*
Eric Price: Tell you what, let’s just serve the grilled chicken from that other place and call it a day, I think it’ll taste better overall, I’ve had it before and I loved it because … ugh … Wing Stop … just ugh! I swear, I think I know now how Jay Price feels about Canadian Beer.
Caterer: Canadian Beer?
Eric Price: Nevermind, just … don’t worry about it.
Caterer: So where is your fiancée?
Eric Price: She …
*Eric flashes back in his own mind to instances of Sarah Twilights outbursts of anger and her torturing him at abject humiliation…*
Eric Price: She’s busy taking care of some other business so I’m handling this.
Caterer: Strange, usually the bride is the one who wants to do all this while the groom is preoccupied with other things.
Eric Price: Well … she’s a very special lady.
*Eric smirks as the caterer steps to the back again to check availability of other requested items for the wedding*
Eric Price: Oh Jordan Caliban, this week will be fun. I get to beat you, I get to retain my Internet Title and I will prove to you that you are simply all talk but when it comes right down to it, you just don’t have what it takes to beat me! See … you needed me for motivation last week and this week, I am going to ensure that you are put back in your place because it seems that bit of motivation I gave you has gone straight to your deluded head.
Eric Price: But fear not Mr. Caliban because I’m not doing this out of some personal vendetta against you, I do this because I care about the well being and future of my employees and my talent. I want to see you succeed but I can’t have you getting too much too soon when you haven’t earned it. The Internet Title is now a prestigious title thanks to my carrying it and elevating it to a higher level so not just anyone can win it and think they’re the hottest thing since sliced bread. I’m making you work for it but in the end, the effort you’re putting in is just not enough because honestly … all you’ve done is try scare tactics and then trying to get me to make this a no DQ match so you can use weapons because clearly you cannot wrestle a technically sound match and can only win with the use of weapons.
Eric Price: It shows me how pathetic and worthless you are so consider this Sunday a mercy killing. I am simply going to knock you back down to reality where you belong and then you’ll have no choice but to sit down, shut up and accept your place at the bottom and start working your way up legitimately and winning matches legally like a man of ethics and integrity should. It’s funny isn’t it though … you tried to lecture and dictate to me, you even tried to scare me with that mask but all you’ve succeeded in doing is making me laugh and truly pity you for being so pathetic. When I’m done, think about what I’ve told you and then maybe you’ll learn something from all this because if you don’t, then all of this was in vain but if you do learn … then maybe there is hope for you in this business after all.
*Eric smiles as he shuts off the camera to end the video log session*
