Post by Deuce on Aug 28, 2013 16:12:53 GMT -5
[Fade up on a smirking Deuce, clad in a sharp suit and his arms held behind his back.]
WCF loyal, today is your lucky day! Have you looked at your action figure collection and realized you're missing a large part of the new incarnation of your favorite three lettered company? Well, fret no more! Today you can own the brand new line of Deuce-approved figures line! Intro-Deucing....
[Cut to detailed knockoffs of WCF figures, all of Bravado.]
Bravado! Now your collection can be complete! Here we have our illustrious leader, Eric Price, complete with a compartment in his backside to hold every WCF title he is soon to wear at the same time!
[Deuce opens the Eric Price figure to show the spacious area.]
He also speaks from the same spot!
[Deuce presses a button and 'Eric Price is fair leadership!' chimes from its rear end.]
Oh, who do we have here? It's the Vanilla Giant himself, Jonathan Jakobs!
[It's a taller figure in Jakobs' attire but a blank face. Deuce presses a button , which causes the figure to boom from its chest 'Catchphrase goes here'. Deuce seems immeasuarbly pleased with himself. He picks up the Sarah Twilight figure.]
Here's crown darling Sarah Twilight, ready for a night out in the ring!
[Suddenly Deuce brings a sock puppet with green googly eyes, dark freckles, and stringly red wire for hair. He speaks for the puppet with about as much skill at ventriloquism as you'd expect.]
(Oh, she's my favorite!)
Uh-oh, don't say that too close to this figurine, Socky Twilight!
[Deuce presses the legs together, which causes the doll to rotate at the torso and say 'You are all sheep!']
This Sarah Twilight is equipped with Back-Turning action! It's not your fault she's an ingrate to your feelings, Socky...that's just how it goes in Bravado! Order now and as a bonus, I won't send the SteelToe Joe figurine, no extra charge! Call now!
[Fade out on an impossibly fake number and some quck legalise, implying these figures don't exist and Deuce might be an idiot. ]
WCF loyal, today is your lucky day! Have you looked at your action figure collection and realized you're missing a large part of the new incarnation of your favorite three lettered company? Well, fret no more! Today you can own the brand new line of Deuce-approved figures line! Intro-Deucing....
[Cut to detailed knockoffs of WCF figures, all of Bravado.]
Bravado! Now your collection can be complete! Here we have our illustrious leader, Eric Price, complete with a compartment in his backside to hold every WCF title he is soon to wear at the same time!
[Deuce opens the Eric Price figure to show the spacious area.]
He also speaks from the same spot!
[Deuce presses a button and 'Eric Price is fair leadership!' chimes from its rear end.]
Oh, who do we have here? It's the Vanilla Giant himself, Jonathan Jakobs!
[It's a taller figure in Jakobs' attire but a blank face. Deuce presses a button , which causes the figure to boom from its chest 'Catchphrase goes here'. Deuce seems immeasuarbly pleased with himself. He picks up the Sarah Twilight figure.]
Here's crown darling Sarah Twilight, ready for a night out in the ring!
[Suddenly Deuce brings a sock puppet with green googly eyes, dark freckles, and stringly red wire for hair. He speaks for the puppet with about as much skill at ventriloquism as you'd expect.]
(Oh, she's my favorite!)
Uh-oh, don't say that too close to this figurine, Socky Twilight!
[Deuce presses the legs together, which causes the doll to rotate at the torso and say 'You are all sheep!']
This Sarah Twilight is equipped with Back-Turning action! It's not your fault she's an ingrate to your feelings, Socky...that's just how it goes in Bravado! Order now and as a bonus, I won't send the SteelToe Joe figurine, no extra charge! Call now!
[Fade out on an impossibly fake number and some quck legalise, implying these figures don't exist and Deuce might be an idiot. ]
