Post by Caliban on Aug 26, 2013 12:00:17 GMT -5
A shitty graphic pops up on the screen in big Blue letters it reads
The, If the Rattle snake can do it then so can I, soon to be Calibanned Podcast
We see Caliban sitting in front of what can only be a web cam smiling idiotically
Hi my name as you all know and probably have forgotten by now is Jordan Caliban, I genuinely despise twitter it just seems like a waste of bandwidth to me so I decided instead to put my face to it and produce one of these here new fangled video pod casts instead. So yeah we may as well start with the obvious, I lost last night and I'll be honest I went to sleep happier than I have in a long time. Did you guys hear that shit! That right there is why I use that song as my intro, that could of been Eric Price rolling out (litterally) and the crowds Adrenaline level went through the roof. Eli Kid may of, actually we have video I'll show you
He smiles a smile at the camera and then stands up and lifts his shirt revealing the huge swollen mass on his ribs he woke up with that morning
Eli kicked me so hard I woke up on an angle this morning
He pulls his shirt back down and groans as he sits on the chair again
Fuck I feel like such a pussy ha ha, As for that little moment of "sports entertainment" in the middle, what fucking war is coming and why did it feel the need to drop it's generic promo in the middle of my match when I had both of them where I wanted them? I'm not taking it personal but dude better timing please, there are some great people to interrupt in this company, Valentine, Price, Price (yah know when he can stand again), Logan, Twilight and if you have a death wish I hear the AOD crew will really fuck you up for interrupting them. Me, please move on I aint interested, I'm here to learn what it takes to beat people, I already know what it takes to piss them off.
Caliban rolls his eyes and breathes a heavy exasperated sigh and begins to speak in the most sarcastic tone he can muster
And I guess I can't ignore our winner forever so here it goes, Deucey you kept up, we are all very proud of you, please enjoy the win,
His tone switches back to something that could be mistaken as respectful
So here it is boys, each of us put on a show last night and the other 2 know it, so I'll be in the locker room at slam waiting for my handshake, I feel I deserve it and I feel that both of you do too, so will you be men or will I have to make you be men
He claps and rubs his hands together
But! on to bigger things, last night was how we start but were do we go from here? We have new champions, new wrestlers, and hell a whole new fucking company apparently, what the fuck is EPPW anyways? and since when did wrestling companies start having 4 letters in their name outside of Japan? All these questions and so much more will be answered on the next...
Screen goes black and in the dorkiest piece of podcast tom foolery of the week some green type comes across the screen
DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUHHHHHHHNNNNNN!
And then a japenese anime piss take graphic is shown on the screen reading in big orange letters
REALLY GOOD CALI SOON TO BE BANNED MEGA PODCAST!!!!!
The, If the Rattle snake can do it then so can I, soon to be Calibanned Podcast
We see Caliban sitting in front of what can only be a web cam smiling idiotically
Hi my name as you all know and probably have forgotten by now is Jordan Caliban, I genuinely despise twitter it just seems like a waste of bandwidth to me so I decided instead to put my face to it and produce one of these here new fangled video pod casts instead. So yeah we may as well start with the obvious, I lost last night and I'll be honest I went to sleep happier than I have in a long time. Did you guys hear that shit! That right there is why I use that song as my intro, that could of been Eric Price rolling out (litterally) and the crowds Adrenaline level went through the roof. Eli Kid may of, actually we have video I'll show you
He smiles a smile at the camera and then stands up and lifts his shirt revealing the huge swollen mass on his ribs he woke up with that morning
Eli kicked me so hard I woke up on an angle this morning
He pulls his shirt back down and groans as he sits on the chair again
Fuck I feel like such a pussy ha ha, As for that little moment of "sports entertainment" in the middle, what fucking war is coming and why did it feel the need to drop it's generic promo in the middle of my match when I had both of them where I wanted them? I'm not taking it personal but dude better timing please, there are some great people to interrupt in this company, Valentine, Price, Price (yah know when he can stand again), Logan, Twilight and if you have a death wish I hear the AOD crew will really fuck you up for interrupting them. Me, please move on I aint interested, I'm here to learn what it takes to beat people, I already know what it takes to piss them off.
Caliban rolls his eyes and breathes a heavy exasperated sigh and begins to speak in the most sarcastic tone he can muster
And I guess I can't ignore our winner forever so here it goes, Deucey you kept up, we are all very proud of you, please enjoy the win,
His tone switches back to something that could be mistaken as respectful
So here it is boys, each of us put on a show last night and the other 2 know it, so I'll be in the locker room at slam waiting for my handshake, I feel I deserve it and I feel that both of you do too, so will you be men or will I have to make you be men
He claps and rubs his hands together
But! on to bigger things, last night was how we start but were do we go from here? We have new champions, new wrestlers, and hell a whole new fucking company apparently, what the fuck is EPPW anyways? and since when did wrestling companies start having 4 letters in their name outside of Japan? All these questions and so much more will be answered on the next...
Screen goes black and in the dorkiest piece of podcast tom foolery of the week some green type comes across the screen
DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUHHHHHHHNNNNNN!
And then a japenese anime piss take graphic is shown on the screen reading in big orange letters
REALLY GOOD CALI SOON TO BE BANNED MEGA PODCAST!!!!!
