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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:22:06 GMT -5
EPPW.com were passed the following "Flyer press release" from the Bangor State Fair earlier today:
National Lobster Roll Competitive Eating Champion Crowned!!
Mr. Eric Price was today crowned National Lobster Roll Competitive Eating Champion after he consumed a record breaking 37 Lobster Rolls within the time period.
When asked how he did it, Mr Price, had the following to say:
Well, after I lost all hope of ever being worth anything, I turned to food... and became the man you see before you today!
Bangor State Fair officials would like to congratulate their new Champion!
EPPW.com tried to reach EPPW Owner Eric Price for a comment, but at this time he is "Out of State"
Everyone here at EPPW.com would like to congratulate our illustrious leader on adding another title to his impressive reign!
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Post by FPV on Aug 3, 2013 16:25:42 GMT -5
@frankthetank180
"#fatty."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:26:58 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
THIS IS BULLSHIT! I hate you Ana Valentine! #AnaValentineWillDieNextWeek #EricPrice>AnaValentine #EricPriceIsFairLeadership
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:38:02 GMT -5
Ana ValentineHey Eric, why are you blaming me... Your little claim has me nowhere near Bangor yesterday.... #MakeYourMindUP! #DOOMSDAY
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:41:31 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
The difference is mine is not just a claim, it's fact. Your claim however Ana is bogus nonsense just like you and your wrestling "ability". Besides, we all know you're a slut, you've admitted it proudly, you really do it for the money. #AnaValentineIsAFilthyProstitute #EricPrice>AnaValentine #EricPriceIsFairLeadership
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:43:30 GMT -5
Ana ValentineNO Eric, your fuckwit little head shrinker classified me as a nymphomaniac. I never adhered or agreed to that diagnosis... At the end of the day, it really doesn't matter who is in my bed, when, how long or how many times... All that matters is I am going to DESTROY you. #DOOMSDAY
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:45:04 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
No no, I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU! And yes, yes it matters how much you sleep around, which you just admitted to because honestly, I cannot have such a vulgar, vile cretin like you working for me or endangering my other employees. Your mere presence is contagious and could cause all sorts of widespread disease. The CDC and the WTO should quarantine you for being such a filthy slut. #AnaValentineIsAFilthyProstitute #EricPriceIsHonestAndCares #EricPrice>AnaValentine #EricPriceIsFairLeadership
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:55:06 GMT -5
Ana ValentineGet a new bit already... If I was as diseased as you claim I'd have died of AIDS by now.... #DOOMSDAY
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:56:57 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
The only reason AIDS hasn't killed you yet is because the devil is protecting you. Regardless of it though, why don't you get some new schtick considering I work out at the gym every damn day, this fatty nonsense is only going to get you so far. In the end, you think you have this mental game down but the fact is you're only using it to mask your fear and knowledge that you can't beat me. That's what this is all about. #AnaValentineFearsEricPrice #EricPrice>AnaValentine #EricPriceIsFairLeadership
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 17:05:26 GMT -5
Ana ValentineFirstly, if you are working out every day, you need a new trainer... you weight a good 150lbs more than you did Pre-Sarah obsession... and not in the good way. Secondly, If you can't stand having your failures bought to light, you may want to rethink ownership... Because I will make it my lifes work to reveal you for what you are.. Thirdly, Scared? Of what?! You can't beat me Eric, you know you can't... thank god you DO think i'm a whore because at least that way I don't have to worry about you assaulting me the way you did Kari and will Sarah... Fourthly, You are a pathetic excuse for a man and a sexual predator... Men like you are the REASON women like me exist... We are sick of your shit and I for one, am gonna make you eat yours.... #DOOMSDAY!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 17:11:51 GMT -5
@ EricPrice via Twitlonger
Oh so now you're a savior are you Ana? You're going to somehow turn from a filthy prostitute into some type of feminist role model for women?
FIRST OFF, let me correct you in that I am not a sexual predator. Kari wanted to kiss me, she wanted to be with me but Jeff Purse got in the way. But regardless, I never sexually assaulted her, she made a bet and she lost and didn't want to live up to the end of her bargain, I simply made it right.
SECONDLY, Sarah is my friend and yes I care about her but I would never, ever do that to her. Now let me say this again, I care about her but in a business sense because she was my World Champion and she did not deserve what she got from that pathetic low-life Waylon Cash.
THIRDLY, 150 lbs .... are you serious? That's insane. If I weight 150 lbs more, I'd barely be able to walk you twit. You're a fucking moron and honestly, like I said, I hit the gym every damn day lifting weights, push-ups, cardio, muscles, you name it, I exercise it. Clearly however, your brain is a muscle you don't exercise as from your baseless accusation, it seems you might be atrophied.
Fourthly, you're a pathetic excuse for a woman and some type of a heroine. Honestly, the only reason you try to paint yourself this way is so you can somehow end up a martyr in all of this because you realize that next week, I will end you and you figure you may as well try to become some type of heroine of legend that stood up to the men who ruined her life but in reality, all you are is a puppet because if I recall correctly, the only reason you're so "brave" now is because Scott Savage made you that way. Face facts Ana, you're a man made product and you ... YOU are not one bit original. #AnaValentineIsAFilthyProstitute #AnaValentineIsNoHero #EricPrice>AnaValentine #EricPriceIsFairLeadership
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 17:17:04 GMT -5
Ana ValentineExcuse you... HOLD UP! Scott Savage made me who I am now?! REALLY Eric... Is that why you're regurgeating lines from Orbit's playbook about me being a prostitute? Now that he's champ you're crawling up his ass too?! Gotta have that gold associated with you huh?! Even if you have to lie, beg and cock suck to do it. The joke in all this is YOU are obsessed with MY life Eric... My sex life, my affiliations, my arguments, my manager, my stable... My previous history with other wrestlers.... Where as me? I don't give a damn what you did or where you came from... I don't care who you were or who you think you were and sure as hell don't care which member of Bravado is sucking you off for their push this week. I'll tell you what I DO care about... I do care about the fact that next week, I am going to kick your ass... I'm not just going to win that match, I am going to make damn sure you regret not taking me out when you had the chance!! You are playing the same song Eric... you tried to remove me from the Roster before, it didnt work then and it wont work now. And Also, we all know you fucking LOVE Sarah and it's pathetic, give it up, even she has standards above you... #DOOMSDAY
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 17:24:00 GMT -5
@ EricPrice via Twitlonger
No no, it is you who have made my personal life your business Ana Valentine. You see, at first I didn't care who you were and honestly, the only reason you got involved in my business is because you wanted attention, you wanted to make an even bigger name for yourself and you figured "hey, why not go after the boss, that would get everyone's attention?" The problem is you forgot just who the hell your boss is.
The former TV Champ of the year 2012, the longest reigning World Champ in the modern era of this company, the former US Champ and now current Internet Champion, the man who beat the holy hell out of Sarah Twilight earlier this year as well as FPV, Brad Kane, Jeff Purse, I've damn near beat just about everyone in this company and you have the gall to say that I can't beat you? You're delusional Ana ... if that's what it takes for you to sleep comfortably at night, so be it.
And yes, Scott Savage did you make you who you are now because before him, you were this little girl who needed to have her hand held to be everywhere but he instilled confidence in you, he instilled determination in you and because of him, you are where you are now. The problem is it is not him who I am facing, it is you and without him in that ring, you are nothing and next week, I will show you that when I dismantle you and end you right there. You made this personal Ana ... now you have to deal with the consequences. #AnaValentineDiesNextWeek #EricPrice>AnaValentine #EricPriceIsFairLeadership
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 17:26:56 GMT -5
Ana ValentineI stopped reading your self obsessed diatribe 3 lines in but here's some history for you... WHO tried to have WHO committed... THAT is when Shit got Personal Price... You asked for this and you're gonna get it. #EricPriceCantBeatMe #EricPriceIsAShellOfAMan #DOOMSDAY
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 17:29:06 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
First off, I tried to have you committed because you clearly needed the help. I only tried to do what was best for you but it's become clear to me now that what's best for you is for me to take you out ... PERMANENTLY! It's time to end your career Ana Valentine. One more week, TICK-TOCK, your time is up bitch! #AnaValentineIsAFilthyProstitute #AnaValentineIsOnBorrowedTime #EricPrice>AnaValentine #EricPriceIsFairLeadership
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 17:32:22 GMT -5
Ana ValentineSure sure... So you say... Enjoy your Lobster rolls... I will see you next week #Ericpriceisasexualpredator #EricPricesniffsTwilightsusedWrestlingTights #EricPriceIsFarStalkership #DOOMSDAY
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