Post by George! on Jul 12, 2013 13:56:44 GMT -5
Well internet fans, the tide of WCF has shifted. Eric Price is the leader of the WCF, now appropriately titled Eric Price Pro Wrestling, or EPPW. And this past Slam had shades of amazing written all over it. All over it I say! So, here is The Blogger's take and reaction to SLAM!!!
Eric Price announced that Jonathon Jakobs and Emmaleigh Shae would be joining Bravado. And Emmaleigh Shae would be the new Executive Vice President of Spirituality. This blogger didn't know that that was an actual position, but who knows what kind of impact that might have? Perhaps the Vatican will now condone EPPW's actions. This blogger only knows one thing for sure, Emmaleigh Shae is always my partner in my bed when I am...having private time. She just doesn't know it. Also, with the addition of his former Tag Team partner Jonathon Jackobs, it could stir up some trouble. Though this blogger things that Jakobs is going to grow tired of Price's shenanigans, and that Jakobs will turn coat quickly.
He then played the FPV screwed FPV line. This blogger knows all about screwing himself, and I can type confidently that that isn't that difficult to do. But then The Masked Man came out and attacked Eric Price, and in a fit of anger, Eric FIRED FPV. Or announced that later he would fire FPV. Then he walked away, in a bad mood. Eric Price in a bad mood is like....is like....Sarah Twilight in a good mood, if you ask the opinion of this blogger. And that isn't a good thing.
GILGAMAX! vs Biohazard: Rehash Opinions
Both of these men are odd. It was an odd match. Biohazard picked up the win after spiting the 'ooze' in GILGAMAX's face. This blogger thinks that that 'ooze' is actually Tyler Walker's secret sauce.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 2 out of 10 ZITS! It wasn't very long, but it made this blogger laugh until I peed my pants, like Eric Price did that one time.
Then Oblivion had some sort of identity crisis in the halls. Calling himself Alexander Eckhardt...which just goes to show that EPPW, though it underwent a name change, is still the craziest promotion on television.
The Rookie vs Mariko vs Ophelia Pain: Rehash Opinions
It was The Rookie vs the returning Mariko vs the returning Ophelia Pain. There was a lot of back and forth in this one, and Mariko ALMOST had this one in the bag, until The Rookie Thomas Buckley flew and nailed Mariko with a flying elbow drop. He pinned for the win, and it was an impressive one at that, making him so far unbeatable in the EPPW. Can he keep up the win streak? Well, I am just a fat dude living in his mothers basement, so I can't tell you if he will or not.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 5 out of 10 ZITS! The Rookie was impressive, and this blogger speaks for everyone when I saw we are happy to have Mariko and Ophelia Pain back! Too bad they lost.
Hugs and Stitches vs The Big Time Jerks: Rehash Opinions
Freddy Ripskin and Arkham, two more crazy dudes in EPPW took on The Big Time Jerks, Adam Young and Austin Adams. Stan Murdoch started the match out by saying that it was morally wrong to have sexy women on TV. This blogger thinks that is the biggest load of bullshit he has ever heard. I don't know where Adam Young keeps getting partners from, but perhaps the stranger thing was that him and Austin Adams were defeated by Arkham and a teddy bear named Freddy. Freddy was quite impressive in the match, though.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 5 out of 10 ZITS! For the soul fact that I still wrestle my teddy bears!
Then, John 'Gobble' came out. There isn't much to say about that. He was...anyway moving on...
Terry Roberts vs Tyler Walker: Rehash Opinions
This one was...again very strange. Tyler Walker strutted around similar to how John Gobble did, mocking Terry Roberts the whole match. He would take time to remind everyone he is a 'beast'. But then Synn showed up, and almost ended Tyler Walker's beastmode with a beastmode of his own, making Walker tap.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 3 out of 10 ZITS! Only for the fact that Synn was the only redeeming quality, teaching Tyler Walker a very good lesson...don't mess with the bull, or you get the horns. However, the horns probably only made Tyler Walker horny.
Jay Price came out to the ring shortly after that, for his Job interview with Bobby Cairo. But GASP, Bobby didn't show, just Sarah Twilight came out. She taunted Jay Price, and he kept his cool, saying she must be a demon in the sack! This blogger is bound to agree with him, and hopes she is! At least she is in my head...Anyway, Sarah decided to cut the bullshit and let Jay know that he had to go one on one with Polar Phantasm for the TV Title in a No DQ match next week. If he wins, he can keep his job. This causes a little bit of stress for the newly formed Cyrogenix...but this blogger doesn't think it will have the impact Bravado hopes it will. But it IS bound to be a hell of a match the fans will remember. So I guess, in a way, Sarah Twilight did give 'the sheep' what they wanted.
Hardcore Title Match Jeff Purse vs Denise D'Evil: Rehash Opinions
Fresh off losing to Sarah Twilight at Blast, Jeff Purse had his chance to get into the Ultimate Showdown match, and ultimately have another shot at Sarah Twilight if he could win that match. All he had to do was take down the Hardcore Champion, Denise D'Evil. And that is just what he did. D'Evil put up a hell of a fight, but she couldn't keep "The Future" down this time.
TheBloggerRating: I give this match 7 out of 10 ZITS! It had all the Hardcore action we love, plus the NvL coming out and laying the smack down on both Jeff Purse and Denise D'Evil. And he is another participant in the Ultimate Showdown Match. So that will be exciting!
Waylon Cash/John Gobble/Ana Valentine vs Night Rider/Oblivion/Voodoo: Rehash Opinions
Waylon Cash, John Gobble, and Ana Valentine are on a mission to prove something. But so are the AoD in Night Rider, Oblivion, and Voodoo. However, this time, it was S-Pac who was lucky to get the win, Ana Valentine pinning Voodoo to do so. She also won the Internet Championship earlier in the week, and she has been on a roll. She is also super hot.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 6 out of 10 ZITS! It was fun to watch, and Ana's boobs were awesome. Actually, lets up it to 7 out of 10 ZITS because Ana's boobs.
Then Tek accepted Synn's challenge, or something. I don't know. He talked. He wants to beat Synn as much as I want to beat my stepdad at table hockey.....soon....
Nathan von Liebert vs Justin Turner: Rehash Opinions.
Nathan Von Liebert, the devils favorite hand, returned to in ring competition against Justin Turner. All of this after he attacked Jeff Purse and Denise D'Evil. It was a good match, and Turner almost had it, but, lets be honest, there was no way Nathan was losing his return match.
TheBloggerRating: I give this match 7 out of 10 ZITS! It was exciting to see Nathan return to the ring.
Next came This bloggers MOMENT OF THE NIGHT!!!!
Eric Price entered the ring to boo's, as he usually would. He was about to announce the firing of the insubordinate FPV when every light went out in the arena. The mic's stopped working. Then, suddenly, NYAN CAT for TEN WHOLE MINUTES! I am sure costing Eric Price thousands of dollars. And then, out of the blue, FPV hits a harsh Spinning Boudledriver on Eric Price!!! Saving his job. Well, at least until next Slam. But maybe little Franky will have something else planned to save his job next week. Either way, this was, in my opinion, the MOMENT OF THE NIGHT. If you disagree, GET YOUR OWN BLOG!!!
Television Title Match Jonathan Jakobs vs The Polar Phantasm: Rehash Opinions
It was Bravado's chance to claim the TV title, but more importantly, Jonathon Jakobs chance to prove himself to the EPPW audience. However, seems even though he was fresh off of a win over Odin, Jakobs couldn't get the job done. Phantasm, or Cryogenix Prime, ends it with an Ice Cap. Looked like it hurt, too.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 9 out of 10 ZITS! It was amazing, suspenseful, and it helped both superstars prove why they are here. I would say even though he lost, Jakobs did prove himself.
Southern Mafia left blood all over Eric Price's office. Which leads this blogger to ask, which one of their mothers supplied all that blood?
Synn was resigned by Sarah Twilight, but right after Sarah got the jump on Synn in the form of Nathan von Liebert. Nathan popped out and blasted Synn with a chair. That Nathan was just all over the place, taking out anyone Twilight and Price asked him too. I would make a joke insulting him about being a follower, however, this blogger is afraid of the ramifications of that. So...YAY BRAVADO!
MAIN EVENT ACTION:
Sarah Twilight/Steeltoe Joe vs FPV/Steve Orbit: Main Event Rehash
It didn't happen. Sarah Twilight refused to fight FPV and Steve Orbit. Bitch. Then, Ana Valentine and Waylon Cash led Steve Orbit away from the ring, leaving Frank Venerable open to attack, which the members of Bravado took too. They were beating him senseless until Jeff Purse, Jay Price, and Polar Phantasm came to the aid of their brother in arms. They fought off the onslaught until Eric Price sent out the Security, and even they could barely contain Cryogenix. After a mall cop beating, they finally were able to cuff and restrain the Cryogenix crew, and taken to the back.
BUT WAIT BLOGAVERSE, YOU MAY THINK THE SHOW WOULD HAVE ENDED THERE, BUT NO YOU FUCKS, THERE WAS MORE!!!!!
S-Pac had a few announcements to make after all of this craziness. The announcement was pretty much 'blah blah we hate Steve Orbit.' However, they made a couple of good points. And Ana Valentine has nice boobs. AND Waylon Cash is bad ass. But Steve Orbit had something to say as well. He pretty much said "Fuck you Waylon, I am Steve Mother Fucking Orbit". It was a good segment, you should have watched it.
THEN, Shocker, Eric Price and Sarah Twilight came back, and did something I don't think anybody expected. Eric Price made the announcement that the main event at Ultimate Showdown was going to be SARAH TWILIGHT VS WAYLON CASH VS STEVE ORBIT!!!! Huge match!!!!! Make sure you set up your DVR's if you can't watch it live!!!!
BUT THEN ANOTHER SHOCKER!! First, Sarah Twilight has a seizure and yells random words. Then she rips a little kids toy. THEN...she attacks her biggest supporter. She destroyed Shannan Lerch. Even Eric Price had no idea this was going to happen, you could tell. Who even knows why? Because she is a big scary bitch, probably. I mean...um...for fear of retribution, she is AMAZING....but seriously a big scary bitch.
Overall I give this show 9 out of 10 ZITS! It had everything that makes a show great! Now, for The Bloggers SUPERSTAR OF THE WEEK!!!!
My Superstar of the week pick this week is the one, the only, ANA VALENTINE!!!!
She won the Internet Title on Wednesday, she won her team the match on Slam, and she called Steve Orbit out. She is looking to make a statement and this blogger believes she will. Plus, she has awesome tits, like...superb.
And finally, its time for The Blogger Prediction Corner. These predictions are mine, not yours...so...if you don't like them, again, GET YOUR OWN BLOG, NOOB!
Tyler Walker vs Mariko vs Ophelia Pain vs Night Rider vs Justin Turner:
My pick for this match is Justin Turner. He is looking to make more of a name for himself, and to redeem himself after being bumped all the way back down to the low card.
Tek vs Voodoo:
Tek has this one in the bag. He is looking to prove that he is a formidable opponent, and I am sure he is trying to strike fear into the heart of Synn.
Adam Young vs Mystery Opponent:
It depends on who the Mystery Opponent is...but I pick the Mystery Opponent.
The Rookie vs Matthew Robinson:
The Rookie will keep his win streak going this week, when he takes on new comer Matthew Robinson in what can only be described as a match for the sake of a match.
Terry Roberts vs Zero:
If Synn is released again, which I am sure he will be, then Terry Roberts picks up the W. So...I pick Terry Roberts.
Jonathan Jakobs/Emmaleigh Shae vs FPV/Jeff Purse
The newest members of Bravado take on Cryogenix FPV and Jeff Purse, and I see Cryogenix picking up the win on this one. However, I am going to rate this one an EITHER OR match. Meaning it could really go either way. But I put my money and Jeff and FPV
People's Title Match
Arkham vs Denise D'Evil vs Steeltoe Joe:
Arkham will release the fury of Freddy and win this match!
Internet Title Match
Seth Lerch vs Ana Valentine:
Only one thing is for certain, I am jealous of Seth Lerch. Ana's boobs for the win.
John Gobble vs Oblivion:
John Gobble will win this one easily, since Oblivion seems to be having an identity crisis. But then again, so does John Gobble...JG FOR THE W!
Jay Price's Contract on the Line!
Television Title Match
Jay Price vs The Polar Phantasm:
This match earns The Bloggers MATCH OF THE WEEK SUSPECT!!! Meaning this match will probably THE match to watch on Slam this week. My prediction, Polar Phantasm for the win. Jay Price will find another way to get his contract back.
Sarah Twilight/Eric Price vs Waylon Cash/Steve Orbit:
Eric Price and Sarah Twilight probably won't fight, leaving Steve Orbit and Waylon Cash to trade blows in the ring.
These are my thoughts, not yours. If you agree, leave me some love, if you disagree, FUCK YOURSELF!
Thanks for reading my blog, tune in next Friday for all The Blogger fun facts about Slam, for Superstar of the week, and The Bloggers Prediction Corner. Also, I might crank call a EPPW superstar...WHO KNOWS?!?!?
Later Dayz!
Eric Price announced that Jonathon Jakobs and Emmaleigh Shae would be joining Bravado. And Emmaleigh Shae would be the new Executive Vice President of Spirituality. This blogger didn't know that that was an actual position, but who knows what kind of impact that might have? Perhaps the Vatican will now condone EPPW's actions. This blogger only knows one thing for sure, Emmaleigh Shae is always my partner in my bed when I am...having private time. She just doesn't know it. Also, with the addition of his former Tag Team partner Jonathon Jackobs, it could stir up some trouble. Though this blogger things that Jakobs is going to grow tired of Price's shenanigans, and that Jakobs will turn coat quickly.
He then played the FPV screwed FPV line. This blogger knows all about screwing himself, and I can type confidently that that isn't that difficult to do. But then The Masked Man came out and attacked Eric Price, and in a fit of anger, Eric FIRED FPV. Or announced that later he would fire FPV. Then he walked away, in a bad mood. Eric Price in a bad mood is like....is like....Sarah Twilight in a good mood, if you ask the opinion of this blogger. And that isn't a good thing.
GILGAMAX! vs Biohazard: Rehash Opinions
Both of these men are odd. It was an odd match. Biohazard picked up the win after spiting the 'ooze' in GILGAMAX's face. This blogger thinks that that 'ooze' is actually Tyler Walker's secret sauce.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 2 out of 10 ZITS! It wasn't very long, but it made this blogger laugh until I peed my pants, like Eric Price did that one time.
Then Oblivion had some sort of identity crisis in the halls. Calling himself Alexander Eckhardt...which just goes to show that EPPW, though it underwent a name change, is still the craziest promotion on television.
The Rookie vs Mariko vs Ophelia Pain: Rehash Opinions
It was The Rookie vs the returning Mariko vs the returning Ophelia Pain. There was a lot of back and forth in this one, and Mariko ALMOST had this one in the bag, until The Rookie Thomas Buckley flew and nailed Mariko with a flying elbow drop. He pinned for the win, and it was an impressive one at that, making him so far unbeatable in the EPPW. Can he keep up the win streak? Well, I am just a fat dude living in his mothers basement, so I can't tell you if he will or not.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 5 out of 10 ZITS! The Rookie was impressive, and this blogger speaks for everyone when I saw we are happy to have Mariko and Ophelia Pain back! Too bad they lost.
Hugs and Stitches vs The Big Time Jerks: Rehash Opinions
Freddy Ripskin and Arkham, two more crazy dudes in EPPW took on The Big Time Jerks, Adam Young and Austin Adams. Stan Murdoch started the match out by saying that it was morally wrong to have sexy women on TV. This blogger thinks that is the biggest load of bullshit he has ever heard. I don't know where Adam Young keeps getting partners from, but perhaps the stranger thing was that him and Austin Adams were defeated by Arkham and a teddy bear named Freddy. Freddy was quite impressive in the match, though.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 5 out of 10 ZITS! For the soul fact that I still wrestle my teddy bears!
Then, John 'Gobble' came out. There isn't much to say about that. He was...anyway moving on...
Terry Roberts vs Tyler Walker: Rehash Opinions
This one was...again very strange. Tyler Walker strutted around similar to how John Gobble did, mocking Terry Roberts the whole match. He would take time to remind everyone he is a 'beast'. But then Synn showed up, and almost ended Tyler Walker's beastmode with a beastmode of his own, making Walker tap.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 3 out of 10 ZITS! Only for the fact that Synn was the only redeeming quality, teaching Tyler Walker a very good lesson...don't mess with the bull, or you get the horns. However, the horns probably only made Tyler Walker horny.
Jay Price came out to the ring shortly after that, for his Job interview with Bobby Cairo. But GASP, Bobby didn't show, just Sarah Twilight came out. She taunted Jay Price, and he kept his cool, saying she must be a demon in the sack! This blogger is bound to agree with him, and hopes she is! At least she is in my head...Anyway, Sarah decided to cut the bullshit and let Jay know that he had to go one on one with Polar Phantasm for the TV Title in a No DQ match next week. If he wins, he can keep his job. This causes a little bit of stress for the newly formed Cyrogenix...but this blogger doesn't think it will have the impact Bravado hopes it will. But it IS bound to be a hell of a match the fans will remember. So I guess, in a way, Sarah Twilight did give 'the sheep' what they wanted.
Hardcore Title Match Jeff Purse vs Denise D'Evil: Rehash Opinions
Fresh off losing to Sarah Twilight at Blast, Jeff Purse had his chance to get into the Ultimate Showdown match, and ultimately have another shot at Sarah Twilight if he could win that match. All he had to do was take down the Hardcore Champion, Denise D'Evil. And that is just what he did. D'Evil put up a hell of a fight, but she couldn't keep "The Future" down this time.
TheBloggerRating: I give this match 7 out of 10 ZITS! It had all the Hardcore action we love, plus the NvL coming out and laying the smack down on both Jeff Purse and Denise D'Evil. And he is another participant in the Ultimate Showdown Match. So that will be exciting!
Waylon Cash/John Gobble/Ana Valentine vs Night Rider/Oblivion/Voodoo: Rehash Opinions
Waylon Cash, John Gobble, and Ana Valentine are on a mission to prove something. But so are the AoD in Night Rider, Oblivion, and Voodoo. However, this time, it was S-Pac who was lucky to get the win, Ana Valentine pinning Voodoo to do so. She also won the Internet Championship earlier in the week, and she has been on a roll. She is also super hot.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 6 out of 10 ZITS! It was fun to watch, and Ana's boobs were awesome. Actually, lets up it to 7 out of 10 ZITS because Ana's boobs.
Then Tek accepted Synn's challenge, or something. I don't know. He talked. He wants to beat Synn as much as I want to beat my stepdad at table hockey.....soon....
Nathan von Liebert vs Justin Turner: Rehash Opinions.
Nathan Von Liebert, the devils favorite hand, returned to in ring competition against Justin Turner. All of this after he attacked Jeff Purse and Denise D'Evil. It was a good match, and Turner almost had it, but, lets be honest, there was no way Nathan was losing his return match.
TheBloggerRating: I give this match 7 out of 10 ZITS! It was exciting to see Nathan return to the ring.
Next came This bloggers MOMENT OF THE NIGHT!!!!
Eric Price entered the ring to boo's, as he usually would. He was about to announce the firing of the insubordinate FPV when every light went out in the arena. The mic's stopped working. Then, suddenly, NYAN CAT for TEN WHOLE MINUTES! I am sure costing Eric Price thousands of dollars. And then, out of the blue, FPV hits a harsh Spinning Boudledriver on Eric Price!!! Saving his job. Well, at least until next Slam. But maybe little Franky will have something else planned to save his job next week. Either way, this was, in my opinion, the MOMENT OF THE NIGHT. If you disagree, GET YOUR OWN BLOG!!!
Television Title Match Jonathan Jakobs vs The Polar Phantasm: Rehash Opinions
It was Bravado's chance to claim the TV title, but more importantly, Jonathon Jakobs chance to prove himself to the EPPW audience. However, seems even though he was fresh off of a win over Odin, Jakobs couldn't get the job done. Phantasm, or Cryogenix Prime, ends it with an Ice Cap. Looked like it hurt, too.
TheBloggersRating: I give this match 9 out of 10 ZITS! It was amazing, suspenseful, and it helped both superstars prove why they are here. I would say even though he lost, Jakobs did prove himself.
Southern Mafia left blood all over Eric Price's office. Which leads this blogger to ask, which one of their mothers supplied all that blood?
Synn was resigned by Sarah Twilight, but right after Sarah got the jump on Synn in the form of Nathan von Liebert. Nathan popped out and blasted Synn with a chair. That Nathan was just all over the place, taking out anyone Twilight and Price asked him too. I would make a joke insulting him about being a follower, however, this blogger is afraid of the ramifications of that. So...YAY BRAVADO!
MAIN EVENT ACTION:
Sarah Twilight/Steeltoe Joe vs FPV/Steve Orbit: Main Event Rehash
It didn't happen. Sarah Twilight refused to fight FPV and Steve Orbit. Bitch. Then, Ana Valentine and Waylon Cash led Steve Orbit away from the ring, leaving Frank Venerable open to attack, which the members of Bravado took too. They were beating him senseless until Jeff Purse, Jay Price, and Polar Phantasm came to the aid of their brother in arms. They fought off the onslaught until Eric Price sent out the Security, and even they could barely contain Cryogenix. After a mall cop beating, they finally were able to cuff and restrain the Cryogenix crew, and taken to the back.
BUT WAIT BLOGAVERSE, YOU MAY THINK THE SHOW WOULD HAVE ENDED THERE, BUT NO YOU FUCKS, THERE WAS MORE!!!!!
S-Pac had a few announcements to make after all of this craziness. The announcement was pretty much 'blah blah we hate Steve Orbit.' However, they made a couple of good points. And Ana Valentine has nice boobs. AND Waylon Cash is bad ass. But Steve Orbit had something to say as well. He pretty much said "Fuck you Waylon, I am Steve Mother Fucking Orbit". It was a good segment, you should have watched it.
THEN, Shocker, Eric Price and Sarah Twilight came back, and did something I don't think anybody expected. Eric Price made the announcement that the main event at Ultimate Showdown was going to be SARAH TWILIGHT VS WAYLON CASH VS STEVE ORBIT!!!! Huge match!!!!! Make sure you set up your DVR's if you can't watch it live!!!!
BUT THEN ANOTHER SHOCKER!! First, Sarah Twilight has a seizure and yells random words. Then she rips a little kids toy. THEN...she attacks her biggest supporter. She destroyed Shannan Lerch. Even Eric Price had no idea this was going to happen, you could tell. Who even knows why? Because she is a big scary bitch, probably. I mean...um...for fear of retribution, she is AMAZING....but seriously a big scary bitch.
Overall I give this show 9 out of 10 ZITS! It had everything that makes a show great! Now, for The Bloggers SUPERSTAR OF THE WEEK!!!!
My Superstar of the week pick this week is the one, the only, ANA VALENTINE!!!!
She won the Internet Title on Wednesday, she won her team the match on Slam, and she called Steve Orbit out. She is looking to make a statement and this blogger believes she will. Plus, she has awesome tits, like...superb.
And finally, its time for The Blogger Prediction Corner. These predictions are mine, not yours...so...if you don't like them, again, GET YOUR OWN BLOG, NOOB!
Tyler Walker vs Mariko vs Ophelia Pain vs Night Rider vs Justin Turner:
My pick for this match is Justin Turner. He is looking to make more of a name for himself, and to redeem himself after being bumped all the way back down to the low card.
Tek vs Voodoo:
Tek has this one in the bag. He is looking to prove that he is a formidable opponent, and I am sure he is trying to strike fear into the heart of Synn.
Adam Young vs Mystery Opponent:
It depends on who the Mystery Opponent is...but I pick the Mystery Opponent.
The Rookie vs Matthew Robinson:
The Rookie will keep his win streak going this week, when he takes on new comer Matthew Robinson in what can only be described as a match for the sake of a match.
Terry Roberts vs Zero:
If Synn is released again, which I am sure he will be, then Terry Roberts picks up the W. So...I pick Terry Roberts.
Jonathan Jakobs/Emmaleigh Shae vs FPV/Jeff Purse
The newest members of Bravado take on Cryogenix FPV and Jeff Purse, and I see Cryogenix picking up the win on this one. However, I am going to rate this one an EITHER OR match. Meaning it could really go either way. But I put my money and Jeff and FPV
People's Title Match
Arkham vs Denise D'Evil vs Steeltoe Joe:
Arkham will release the fury of Freddy and win this match!
Internet Title Match
Seth Lerch vs Ana Valentine:
Only one thing is for certain, I am jealous of Seth Lerch. Ana's boobs for the win.
John Gobble vs Oblivion:
John Gobble will win this one easily, since Oblivion seems to be having an identity crisis. But then again, so does John Gobble...JG FOR THE W!
Jay Price's Contract on the Line!
Television Title Match
Jay Price vs The Polar Phantasm:
This match earns The Bloggers MATCH OF THE WEEK SUSPECT!!! Meaning this match will probably THE match to watch on Slam this week. My prediction, Polar Phantasm for the win. Jay Price will find another way to get his contract back.
Sarah Twilight/Eric Price vs Waylon Cash/Steve Orbit:
Eric Price and Sarah Twilight probably won't fight, leaving Steve Orbit and Waylon Cash to trade blows in the ring.
These are my thoughts, not yours. If you agree, leave me some love, if you disagree, FUCK YOURSELF!
Thanks for reading my blog, tune in next Friday for all The Blogger fun facts about Slam, for Superstar of the week, and The Bloggers Prediction Corner. Also, I might crank call a EPPW superstar...WHO KNOWS?!?!?
Later Dayz!
