Post by johnnycraven on Apr 28, 2007 1:02:02 GMT -5
Cameras Fade In.
Scene opens to Johnny Craven's basement as he is seen waking up from being passed out for what has seemed like a long week. Chuck Watson is also seen helping Johnny Craven to his feet.
Chuck Watson: damn Craven...you done got your ass into some deep sh*t. Do you have any idea how much you've drank this past week? Let me tell you just exactly what has happened this past week. First, you got drunk in that bar where you had your so-called interview...and then you went to a liquor store and then over to Davey Boone's, and drank some more.
Johnny Craven: Where am I? Did I make it to the liquor store?
Chuck Watson: Yeah you did. After you left Davey Boone's, you said you were going to head to your home in Texas. The next thing Davey Boone and I knew, you were in Mexico. You went into a Cantina where you had 15...count em'...15 burritos, 12 tacos, and a whole bottle of Mexico's finest Tequila.
Johnny Craven: Oh yeah? What kind of tequila was it?
Chuck Watson: How the h*ell am I supposed to know? You broke the bottle over your head so quick, that I couldn't make out the brand from the shards of glass laying on the floor. But what happened next tops it all. You accused some innocent man of being TXO and whooped the sh*t out of him. Then you had to spend the night in jail until I was able to come down there and bail your ass out. You have a match in two days and you ain't even sober yet. You probably didn't even see TXO's promo he did earlier this week.
Johnny Craven grabs Chuck by the throat and assures him that everything will be fine.
Johnny Craven: Now you listen to me Chuck...I am damn good and ready to whoop some ass at Payback. This Sunday, me and Davey "the savior" Boone will be in a handicapped match against Team Xtreme and Adam Knite. I know the decks are stacked against us, and already TXO is claiming victory. You see Chuck...in the midst of me being drunk, I did happen to catch TXO's little promo.
Johnny Craven kicks a bunch of empty beer cans around and walks into his kitchen. He then opens the refrigerator and pulls out a half a bottle of tequila and begins to drink until Chuck grabs the bottle quickly and keeps it away from Craven. Craven then looks really pissed.
Chuck Watson: Look man...you need to get focused on Sunday and quit drinking this stuff. You spent over $400 on beer this past week...let me reiterate that...you spent $400 of my money on beer this past week. We'll square up on that later. Right now you need to get ready for this Sunday.
Johnny Craven: You're right...(Just then, Craven grabs Chuck by his throat and holds him against the wall)...but if you ever take my booze from me again, I'll be putting your ass through a table next. Now onto TXO's little comment about me and Chuck Watson being this so called "boy toy" of Davey Boone's. Is that the best that you can do TXO? A "boy toy"? (Craven rolls his eyes) What the hell TXO? If that's all you got TXO, then you'd better be worrying a lot more about this Sunday at Payback. Because if a "boy toy" is the best you've got in insults, I can't imagine what kind of worthless piece of monkey sh*t you are in the ring.
Chuck Watson is then seen looking at himself in a mirror, playing with his nipples. Chuck then looks up at Craven who is glaring at him and Chuck apologizes and then walks away.
Chuck Watson: I was thinking about having my nipples pierced...what do you think Craven?
Johnny Craven: OK TXO...maybe you were right about Chuck Watson, I mean he ain't nothin' but a little monkey's b*tch. (Craven turns to look at Chuck) No offense Chuck. Now back to TXO. I know your partner hasn't said anything about this Sunday yet...and you can count Adam Knite out of saying anything about this Sunday. And you can pretty much count Adam Knite out of being any integral part of this match. I mean let's face it...the man ain't been right for a while now. I put his ass through a table back at Blast, and he still ain't done anything or said anything about it. He just came out to the ring last Sunday, I whooped his ass, and that was the end of it. This Sunday at Payback will be NO DIFFERENT! Davey Boone and I are going to walk to that ring, whoop the hell outta all you sumb*tches and then go drink some more beer. TXO wants to see what ol' Texas Red is all about? This Sunday, TXO, TVO, and...well if he shows up...Adam Knite will see first hand just what Johnny Craven and Davey "the savior" Boone are all about. I don't care if me or Boone goes down...I guarantee you this...we're gonna take each and every one of you no good sumb*tches down with us!
Chuck Watson makes sure the refrigerator is empty of booze and then walks to wards Craven.
Chuck Watson: Hey Craven?...It's time to start heading that way to wards Payback. Boone's gonna meet us there. You need to stay sober so that you can go to the right venue this time. Sunday Slams and all P.P.V.'s are held in PA. Everyone knows that PA does not stand for Pinewood, Alabama.
Chuck Watson then walks out the door and gets on his little pink colored 10-speed huffy. He also wears elbow and knee pads and a He-Man helmet. (It was the only thing he could afford when he was a kid, and it was the only one that would fit him.)
Johnny Craven: TXO, TVO, and Adam Knite...see you this Sunday.
As Chuck walks out the door, Johnny Craven looks into his fridge and pulls out a full bottle of Jack Daniels from a secret compartment in his fridge. He then looks at the camera with a smirk as the scene fades out.
Cameras Fade Out.
Scene opens to Johnny Craven's basement as he is seen waking up from being passed out for what has seemed like a long week. Chuck Watson is also seen helping Johnny Craven to his feet.
Chuck Watson: damn Craven...you done got your ass into some deep sh*t. Do you have any idea how much you've drank this past week? Let me tell you just exactly what has happened this past week. First, you got drunk in that bar where you had your so-called interview...and then you went to a liquor store and then over to Davey Boone's, and drank some more.
Johnny Craven: Where am I? Did I make it to the liquor store?
Chuck Watson: Yeah you did. After you left Davey Boone's, you said you were going to head to your home in Texas. The next thing Davey Boone and I knew, you were in Mexico. You went into a Cantina where you had 15...count em'...15 burritos, 12 tacos, and a whole bottle of Mexico's finest Tequila.
Johnny Craven: Oh yeah? What kind of tequila was it?
Chuck Watson: How the h*ell am I supposed to know? You broke the bottle over your head so quick, that I couldn't make out the brand from the shards of glass laying on the floor. But what happened next tops it all. You accused some innocent man of being TXO and whooped the sh*t out of him. Then you had to spend the night in jail until I was able to come down there and bail your ass out. You have a match in two days and you ain't even sober yet. You probably didn't even see TXO's promo he did earlier this week.
Johnny Craven grabs Chuck by the throat and assures him that everything will be fine.
Johnny Craven: Now you listen to me Chuck...I am damn good and ready to whoop some ass at Payback. This Sunday, me and Davey "the savior" Boone will be in a handicapped match against Team Xtreme and Adam Knite. I know the decks are stacked against us, and already TXO is claiming victory. You see Chuck...in the midst of me being drunk, I did happen to catch TXO's little promo.
Johnny Craven kicks a bunch of empty beer cans around and walks into his kitchen. He then opens the refrigerator and pulls out a half a bottle of tequila and begins to drink until Chuck grabs the bottle quickly and keeps it away from Craven. Craven then looks really pissed.
Chuck Watson: Look man...you need to get focused on Sunday and quit drinking this stuff. You spent over $400 on beer this past week...let me reiterate that...you spent $400 of my money on beer this past week. We'll square up on that later. Right now you need to get ready for this Sunday.
Johnny Craven: You're right...(Just then, Craven grabs Chuck by his throat and holds him against the wall)...but if you ever take my booze from me again, I'll be putting your ass through a table next. Now onto TXO's little comment about me and Chuck Watson being this so called "boy toy" of Davey Boone's. Is that the best that you can do TXO? A "boy toy"? (Craven rolls his eyes) What the hell TXO? If that's all you got TXO, then you'd better be worrying a lot more about this Sunday at Payback. Because if a "boy toy" is the best you've got in insults, I can't imagine what kind of worthless piece of monkey sh*t you are in the ring.
Chuck Watson is then seen looking at himself in a mirror, playing with his nipples. Chuck then looks up at Craven who is glaring at him and Chuck apologizes and then walks away.
Chuck Watson: I was thinking about having my nipples pierced...what do you think Craven?
Johnny Craven: OK TXO...maybe you were right about Chuck Watson, I mean he ain't nothin' but a little monkey's b*tch. (Craven turns to look at Chuck) No offense Chuck. Now back to TXO. I know your partner hasn't said anything about this Sunday yet...and you can count Adam Knite out of saying anything about this Sunday. And you can pretty much count Adam Knite out of being any integral part of this match. I mean let's face it...the man ain't been right for a while now. I put his ass through a table back at Blast, and he still ain't done anything or said anything about it. He just came out to the ring last Sunday, I whooped his ass, and that was the end of it. This Sunday at Payback will be NO DIFFERENT! Davey Boone and I are going to walk to that ring, whoop the hell outta all you sumb*tches and then go drink some more beer. TXO wants to see what ol' Texas Red is all about? This Sunday, TXO, TVO, and...well if he shows up...Adam Knite will see first hand just what Johnny Craven and Davey "the savior" Boone are all about. I don't care if me or Boone goes down...I guarantee you this...we're gonna take each and every one of you no good sumb*tches down with us!
Chuck Watson makes sure the refrigerator is empty of booze and then walks to wards Craven.
Chuck Watson: Hey Craven?...It's time to start heading that way to wards Payback. Boone's gonna meet us there. You need to stay sober so that you can go to the right venue this time. Sunday Slams and all P.P.V.'s are held in PA. Everyone knows that PA does not stand for Pinewood, Alabama.
Chuck Watson then walks out the door and gets on his little pink colored 10-speed huffy. He also wears elbow and knee pads and a He-Man helmet. (It was the only thing he could afford when he was a kid, and it was the only one that would fit him.)
Johnny Craven: TXO, TVO, and Adam Knite...see you this Sunday.
As Chuck walks out the door, Johnny Craven looks into his fridge and pulls out a full bottle of Jack Daniels from a secret compartment in his fridge. He then looks at the camera with a smirk as the scene fades out.
Cameras Fade Out.
