Daily Dose Of Scoop (Official Twitter Thread)

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Scoops Callahan
@twoscoopsofcallahan

Look who finally learned how to use this dandy little invention called Twitter! My first Twit! Hashtag Am I Doing This Right?

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@ EricPrice

Mr. Callahan, welcome! You and I may need to talk about your potential employment with EPPW. Come by my office, I think we can work something out. #CallahanGoodForEPPW #EricPriceIsFairLeadership

[Jeff Purse]

@thefuturejeffp

If scoops is smart, he will fucking run. Fuck you Eric Price, and the fucking EPPW. I am going to end your fucking life you piece of fucking shit.

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@ EricPrice

Awww ... is someone mad because they're too stupid to see the obvious? By the way Jeff, how's Kari doing as of late? #EricPriceCaresAboutHisEmployees #EricPriceIsFairLeadership

[Jeff Purse]

@thefuturejeffp

I am going to cut out your heart and then make Twilight choke on it. You guys really dun fucked up.

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@ EricPrice

You know Jeffy, you might need some Anger Management classes. I'll talk to my Executive Vice President of Talent Relations to ensure that you get the help you so desperately need. Poor Jeffy, you cheat on your fiancé and then blame the world for your misfortune. How pitiful. #JeffNeedsSomePsychiatricHelp #EricPriceIsFairLeadership

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Scoops Callahan
@twoscoopsofcallahan

Two thumbs up for the fair leader @ericprice and his caring about talent. Hopefully being so wise he can respect that I shall be completely fair and unbiased reporter. Hashtag No Punches Pulled.

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@ EricPrice

Fair and unbiased, that's exactly what EPPW is all about and with my administration that embodies ethics, integrity, and morals and you reporting Mr. Callahan on EPPW's business, it will bring even more credibility to a bastion of honesty. #CallahanGreatForEPPW #EricPriceIsFairLeadership