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- - -The following are the views and opinions of Scoops Callahan and he alone. In no way do these opinions reflect the opinions or views of Seth Lerch or any members of the WCF Staff- - -
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to The Weekly Scoop. I, as some of you may remember, am the one and only Scoops Callahan, Ace Reporter. It's been quite a while since I've delivered my last edition of The Weekly Scoop to you, my always beloved readers, and I felt it was high time for me to return and once again come at you with the raw voice of the people as I tackle each episode of Slam and every PPV, and give you my honest opinion on all the hot topics. You're going to see the return of the things you loved, like my honest review of the previous show, my feelings on the upcoming show, the always entertaining mailbag and of course my own personal awards. But you're also going to see some new things that I'm sure you're going to love. Now with all that said, what do you say we get the ball rolling and dive right into the fun.
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Scoops' Recap: The Best (And Worst) From Slam!
Scoops' Recap: The Best (And Worst) From Slam!
FPV vs Biohazard
What promised to be a fun match turned into what could have been one of the most entertaining dance offs of all time...and then it was ruined by Eric Price. Watching Eric Price throw his power around and give himself a United States Title match that he doesn't deserve made me sick to my stomach readers. Here's to hoping that ole Frank kicks Eric's teeth into the fifth row at Blast!
Lilith vs The Polar Phantasm
The newcomer Lilith, in only her second match in WCF, faced the tough task of going up against the returning Polar Phantasm. Lilith fought valiantly but Polar proved to be too much for Lilith in the end as she fell victim to the Ice Cap, much like many wrestlers in the past.
Jeff Purse vs Jonny Fly
Control Of Pantheon On The Line
What could have been a Match Of The Year Candidate was interrupted and ruined by, you guessed it, Eric Price. Eric suspended Fly, announced that Pantheon was dead and then threatened Jeff's job status if he didn't do his job as referee in the main event of Slam. We went from Match Of The Year to Slimeball Of The Year in a matter of minutes folks.
Eric Price vs Sarah Twilight
World Title Match
Special Guest Referee: Jeff Purse
So how do we follow up the cancellation of a Match Of The Year contender? By having a mockery of a World Title Match that saw the World Champion, Sarah Twilight, turn on the WCF Universe by assaulting Jeff Purse with a steel chair and then joining Eric Price in his empire of evil. Why did she do it? What is Jeff's status after the vicious assault? Will next week's Slam answer these questions or simply raise more? This reporter demands answers!
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Scoops' Top 5 Wrestlers Of The Week
Scoops' Top 5 Wrestlers Of The Week
1. The Polar Phantasm
2. Odin Balfore
3. Cheetah Fighter
4. Eric Price
5. Sarah Twilight
The Scoopys
Match Of The Week
Eric Price vs Sarah Twilight
The World Title Match may have ended in a manner that disgusted this reporter, but the lasting image of Sarah Twilight aligned with Eric Price made for the most memorable Slam main event in some time.
Champion Of The Week (recognizing the champion that impressed me most this week)
Cheetah Fighter for winning the WCF Television Championship in an impressive fashion.
The Up and Comer Award (recognizing that one talent that may or may not be on anyone's radar now, but will be soon)
Lilith
The Foul Taste Award (recognizing that person who made you sick to your stomach this week)
Eric Price and Sarah Twilight
Eric may have been all over Slam throwing his newly found power whenever he pleased, but the manner in which Sarah turned her back on the world was just as sickening.
Quote Of The Week (recognizing the quote that made you laugh, cry, scratch your head or anger you the most)
"Effective as of this moment, Jonny Fly, in the interest of fairness and because I understand what our fans want, you are indefinitely suspended from competition here in EPPW!" - Eric Price
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The Inside Scoop
The Inside Scoop
This week, due to lack of knowledge of the return of The Weekly Scoop, I wasn't able to secure anyone on the roster for an interview. Therefore, this week's edition will not include "The Inside Scoop". Look for a hard hitting interview in Issue #2!
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A Look Ahead At...
A Look Ahead At...
Slam
June 23rd, 2013
Live from Sydney, Australia
Jeff Purse/The Polar Phantasm vs Steve Orbit/Ana Valentine
Prediction: Jeff Purse and Polar Phantasm for the win
Reason: The Future Elements Rise Again!
Waylon Cash vs John Gobble
Prediction: Waylon Cash
Reason: What has happened to the former Television Champion?
Freya Kane vs Odin Balfore
Prediction: Freya Kane
Reason: The girl is a Kane.
Television Title Match
Lilith vs Cheetah Fighter
Prediction: Cheetah Fighter
Reason: Lilith will still be down in the dumps after being dealt a loss by Phantasm.
People's Title Match
Adam Young vs Steeltoe Joe
Prediction: Steeltoe Joe
Reason: The villain never wins when the people have the power.
Doc Henry vs FPV
Prediction: FPV
Reason: The US Champion will be looking to rebound after his match with Biohazard was thrown out.
Tek vs Grave Dancer
Prediction: Grave Dancer
Reason: Is this not Gravedigger with a new gimmick?
Emmaleigh Shae vs Oblivion
Prediction: Oblivion
Reason: Oblivion has a history of beating women senseless
Kira Sakazaki vs Justin Turner
Prediction: Kira Sakazaki
Reason: Never piss off someone that may or may not know the Yakuza
Biohazard vs Jonathan Jakobs vs Amory Tom vs Tyler Walker
Prediction: Amory Tom
Reason: Biohazard will accidentally ooze in his own eyes, causing mass confusion which Tom will take advantage of.
Arkham vs Voodoo
Prediction: Arkham
Reason: Batman.
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Scoops' Mailbag
Scoops' Mailbag
Your Name:Irving W. Carter
Location: The Internet
Subject Of Question: Jonny Fly
Your Question Is?: Why would Jonny Fly ever sell the company to someone like Eric Price? If he wanted out of the role as owner, why not sell it to someone he trusted? Or even respected? Selling it to Eric Price just makes no sense to me.
Answer: Well reader, you are not alone in wondering why our former owner decided to sell WCF to Eric Price. Many speculate some shady, back room dealing is going on, others say that Jonny no longer cared about the company at all. I myself feel as though that there is more to this and that we simply need to sit back and watch as things unfold. As much as we might dislike what is happening, there just isn't anything we can do about it. Thanks for the great question!
For those of you who wish to submit questions for next week's issue, all you have to do is send me an e-mail (PM) with the following:
Your Name (Make one up if you like):
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Thanks for reading this week's edition of The Weekly Scoop, I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Look forward to Issue #2 next Tuesday and don't forget to send in your questions. Have a great day everyone, Callahan Out.
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