Post by logan on Apr 15, 2007 13:20:49 GMT -5
(been in a Billy Joel mood the last few days..)
What's the matter with the car I'm drivin'
Can't you tell that it's out of style
Should I get a set of white wall tires
Are you gonna cruise a miracle mile
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental
You best bet's a true baby blue Continental
Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk
It's still W C F to me
The scene opens up in the backstage arena which will host Sunday Slam tonight. Logan's caught in his locker room getting his gear together, and what not. Madd Dogg stands beside Logan helping him unpack.
Logan: Dogg, go find Joe Smith. Tell him I need to shoot an interview.
Madd Dogg flies the locker room in search for Joe Smith as Logan turns to face the camera man.
Logan: So, this is it huh? This is the night that The Face of Treachery steps into the ring with not one, not two, not three, not four, but five guys. Sure I've got Madd Dogg, a former hardcore champion, tag team champion, world champion.. but as I've said before, he's not there to hurt anybody. Everybody has already realized that. Just look back two weeks ago when I was facing The Red Dead Mafia in yet, yes, another handicap match which I successfully came out on top. Sure, just look at that match.. I already had it won, but afterwards Madd Dogg came out to my aid, and couldn't really do nothing but hand me a chair. That's all fine, and dandy but it would've helped if I wouldn't have had to clean up after my match. Now it's Sunday, tonight, a few hours away, and here I am in yet another handicap match. Seth Lerch must really hate my guts, that's good though.. because I hate his too. All week I've kept silent, I haven't really shed any thought on tonight's match, but now seems to be the perfect time too. So, I know Davey Boone, and TVO ain't the best of friends.. but their STILL teaming up, and their STILL taking me on tonight. My only hope is this, I know your not a bad guy Boone, you respect me, and I respect you.. but if you get in my way tonight, all that respect we have towards each other is out the window. Tonight I'm a caged tiger, I'm dangerous when backed into a corner, and I have four other boudles beside you Boone that are going to try to rip me apart tonight. I can't look at you any differently Davey, because we both know your on the other side of the ring, and not on my side. Tonight I'm going do whatever I have to win, even though Madd Dogg can't or won't psychically touch anybody I can still use him. He's still an advantage for me. I will admit, I will be serious tonight when I say the odds are stacked against me, but hey.. this isn't nothing new. So what? Sure I'm passed my prime, I can acknowledge that, but that doesn't mean I still have what it takes to step up against five boudles.
Just then in comes Joe Smith alongside Madd Dogg.
Logan: Thanks, Dogg.
Madd Dogg nods.
Joe Smith: You wanted to see me, Logan?
Logan: Yeah.
Joe Smith: I'm kind've busy, I don't have time to play games, or see how fast you can make Madd Dogg get you something to drink. I've got a job to do.
Logan: Hey boudle, that's exactly why I called you down here. I want you to interview me.
Joe Smith: A regular interview?
Logan: Yup.
Joe Smith: I can't remember the last time we won't out buying blow up dolls, or putting mixed gas in Lonnie for pranks for us to actually sit down, and do an interview.
Logan: Well, I'm ready.. shoot.
Joe Smith: Tonight Logan you step into the ring with Madd Dogg by your side, four years ago you, and Dogg would've had no problem trying to win this match.. but now your both at a disadvantage. Madd Dogg has become dysfunctional ever since he lost to PC Cradle, and you on the other hand are heading into the days of retirement. How does it feel to be at such a disadvantage?
Logan: I'll admit Smith, it doesn't really feel that good. Tonight I'm facing some of the best talent WCF has to offer, and when I need Dogg at my side the most.. he isn't even stable. I can tell him to go run out into the arena right now, pull his pants down, show everyone his penis, and he would.. but I could tell him to attack somebody, and he wouldn't. So, it's not really too fair going into thi--
Madd Dogg has left after Logan's statement.
Joe Smith: Oh lord.
Logan runs out into the hall running after Madd Dogg.
Logan: STOP!
Dogg stops dead in his tracks, and comes running back to Logan.
Logan: I was just joking man, you didn't have to run out there into the arena, and show everybody your penis!
Madd Dogg, and Logan go back inside the locker room.
Logan: Whoa.. but yes Joe, that's exactly what I'm talking about. For me? Yeah, I'm not as fast as I use too be, I can't take the beatings, and get up as quick as I once did.. but I'm still here, and I've still got the will to fight. That's what I'm going to do tonight. I'm going to bring my old fight to five other guys.
Joe Smith: You may only be facing Team Xtreme, and Thunder.. as we've heard throughout the week Davey Boone respects you, and hates Team Xtreme. How do you feel about Boone?
Logan: He's a good guy, we never met up till WCF, but I've heard he's been in this business awhile so he knows how all them bumps, and bruises catch up on you after being in the ring for years. If he decides to go against the others tonight, that's fine.. it'd be a big help on my part, but if it doesn't.. then oh well. What's two more guys to face when I'm already facing three?
Joe Smith: Indeed. Some people are calling this match a beat down, what are you're thoughts on that?
Logan: I've been beat down plenty of times Joe, but I've always been able to get back to my feet, and the day I can't.. is the day I retire. These boudles have to realize exactly who their facing. I'm Logan, the four time WCF champion. I've been on top of this WCF mountain four times, I've seen every great come, and go in this company. I've wrestled every legend, every icon, and any other boudle who's name is mentioned on WCF's hall of fame, or notable has been's. Their wrestling the man that carried WCF on it's shoulders for years, heck without me.. they might be wrestling in some crappy place called SYTN or what have you. I am WCF, Joe.
Joe Smith: Great interview, Logan. I've got a few more people to visit.. anything else you'd like to shed some light on?
Logan: Not really, Joe. I did watch CD's little crappy show the other night, and you know what.. Torture. Yes, Torture. I can't keep my mouth shut about it, and you know what else boils my blood.. he wants to fight Seth Lerch. Well, no sir, Seth Lerch is my bitch. He's done nothing to Torture's boudle ass, he's never screwed Tort over. If anything, Lerch has even saved Tort's ass a few times. I just want to make this clear, if your listening Torture, this isn't your fight.. stay away from Seth, that's my target, he's the next in line for a treachery ass whooping. Maybe when I'm done with him you can have sloppy seconds, but until then.. no. You just keep hiding wherever you've been hiding, keep signing little autographs for a few more months, because I'm not done with Lerch. Hell, I haven't even begun with Lerch.. so you can just forget about having a match with him. Me, and Seth go way back.. we've been friends, enemies, hell we've even sat down at Christmas dinner together, and we've even sat down in pools of our own blood in glass matches. I've got to the distance with that man, he's brought me success, and failure. I couldn't even count how many times Seth has either taken my belt away, or screwed me out of winning it. If it won't for Seth Lerch I'd probably be a damn ten time WCF champion right now, but no.. I'm not, and that's the man I point my finger to. So, here is a first, last, and final warning from me.. lay off of Seth, Tort. The last thing you want to do is get in my way. Me, and Lerch have unfinished business. Enough about that, I've got to go get ready, because I'm about to go give the tag champs, hardcore champ, and former tag champs a fight they won't forget.
Joe Smith, and Logan shake hands as the scene fades out.
What's the matter with the car I'm drivin'
Can't you tell that it's out of style
Should I get a set of white wall tires
Are you gonna cruise a miracle mile
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental
You best bet's a true baby blue Continental
Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk
It's still W C F to me
The scene opens up in the backstage arena which will host Sunday Slam tonight. Logan's caught in his locker room getting his gear together, and what not. Madd Dogg stands beside Logan helping him unpack.
Logan: Dogg, go find Joe Smith. Tell him I need to shoot an interview.
Madd Dogg flies the locker room in search for Joe Smith as Logan turns to face the camera man.
Logan: So, this is it huh? This is the night that The Face of Treachery steps into the ring with not one, not two, not three, not four, but five guys. Sure I've got Madd Dogg, a former hardcore champion, tag team champion, world champion.. but as I've said before, he's not there to hurt anybody. Everybody has already realized that. Just look back two weeks ago when I was facing The Red Dead Mafia in yet, yes, another handicap match which I successfully came out on top. Sure, just look at that match.. I already had it won, but afterwards Madd Dogg came out to my aid, and couldn't really do nothing but hand me a chair. That's all fine, and dandy but it would've helped if I wouldn't have had to clean up after my match. Now it's Sunday, tonight, a few hours away, and here I am in yet another handicap match. Seth Lerch must really hate my guts, that's good though.. because I hate his too. All week I've kept silent, I haven't really shed any thought on tonight's match, but now seems to be the perfect time too. So, I know Davey Boone, and TVO ain't the best of friends.. but their STILL teaming up, and their STILL taking me on tonight. My only hope is this, I know your not a bad guy Boone, you respect me, and I respect you.. but if you get in my way tonight, all that respect we have towards each other is out the window. Tonight I'm a caged tiger, I'm dangerous when backed into a corner, and I have four other boudles beside you Boone that are going to try to rip me apart tonight. I can't look at you any differently Davey, because we both know your on the other side of the ring, and not on my side. Tonight I'm going do whatever I have to win, even though Madd Dogg can't or won't psychically touch anybody I can still use him. He's still an advantage for me. I will admit, I will be serious tonight when I say the odds are stacked against me, but hey.. this isn't nothing new. So what? Sure I'm passed my prime, I can acknowledge that, but that doesn't mean I still have what it takes to step up against five boudles.
Just then in comes Joe Smith alongside Madd Dogg.
Logan: Thanks, Dogg.
Madd Dogg nods.
Joe Smith: You wanted to see me, Logan?
Logan: Yeah.
Joe Smith: I'm kind've busy, I don't have time to play games, or see how fast you can make Madd Dogg get you something to drink. I've got a job to do.
Logan: Hey boudle, that's exactly why I called you down here. I want you to interview me.
Joe Smith: A regular interview?
Logan: Yup.
Joe Smith: I can't remember the last time we won't out buying blow up dolls, or putting mixed gas in Lonnie for pranks for us to actually sit down, and do an interview.
Logan: Well, I'm ready.. shoot.
Joe Smith: Tonight Logan you step into the ring with Madd Dogg by your side, four years ago you, and Dogg would've had no problem trying to win this match.. but now your both at a disadvantage. Madd Dogg has become dysfunctional ever since he lost to PC Cradle, and you on the other hand are heading into the days of retirement. How does it feel to be at such a disadvantage?
Logan: I'll admit Smith, it doesn't really feel that good. Tonight I'm facing some of the best talent WCF has to offer, and when I need Dogg at my side the most.. he isn't even stable. I can tell him to go run out into the arena right now, pull his pants down, show everyone his penis, and he would.. but I could tell him to attack somebody, and he wouldn't. So, it's not really too fair going into thi--
Madd Dogg has left after Logan's statement.
Joe Smith: Oh lord.
Logan runs out into the hall running after Madd Dogg.
Logan: STOP!
Dogg stops dead in his tracks, and comes running back to Logan.
Logan: I was just joking man, you didn't have to run out there into the arena, and show everybody your penis!
Madd Dogg, and Logan go back inside the locker room.
Logan: Whoa.. but yes Joe, that's exactly what I'm talking about. For me? Yeah, I'm not as fast as I use too be, I can't take the beatings, and get up as quick as I once did.. but I'm still here, and I've still got the will to fight. That's what I'm going to do tonight. I'm going to bring my old fight to five other guys.
Joe Smith: You may only be facing Team Xtreme, and Thunder.. as we've heard throughout the week Davey Boone respects you, and hates Team Xtreme. How do you feel about Boone?
Logan: He's a good guy, we never met up till WCF, but I've heard he's been in this business awhile so he knows how all them bumps, and bruises catch up on you after being in the ring for years. If he decides to go against the others tonight, that's fine.. it'd be a big help on my part, but if it doesn't.. then oh well. What's two more guys to face when I'm already facing three?
Joe Smith: Indeed. Some people are calling this match a beat down, what are you're thoughts on that?
Logan: I've been beat down plenty of times Joe, but I've always been able to get back to my feet, and the day I can't.. is the day I retire. These boudles have to realize exactly who their facing. I'm Logan, the four time WCF champion. I've been on top of this WCF mountain four times, I've seen every great come, and go in this company. I've wrestled every legend, every icon, and any other boudle who's name is mentioned on WCF's hall of fame, or notable has been's. Their wrestling the man that carried WCF on it's shoulders for years, heck without me.. they might be wrestling in some crappy place called SYTN or what have you. I am WCF, Joe.
Joe Smith: Great interview, Logan. I've got a few more people to visit.. anything else you'd like to shed some light on?
Logan: Not really, Joe. I did watch CD's little crappy show the other night, and you know what.. Torture. Yes, Torture. I can't keep my mouth shut about it, and you know what else boils my blood.. he wants to fight Seth Lerch. Well, no sir, Seth Lerch is my bitch. He's done nothing to Torture's boudle ass, he's never screwed Tort over. If anything, Lerch has even saved Tort's ass a few times. I just want to make this clear, if your listening Torture, this isn't your fight.. stay away from Seth, that's my target, he's the next in line for a treachery ass whooping. Maybe when I'm done with him you can have sloppy seconds, but until then.. no. You just keep hiding wherever you've been hiding, keep signing little autographs for a few more months, because I'm not done with Lerch. Hell, I haven't even begun with Lerch.. so you can just forget about having a match with him. Me, and Seth go way back.. we've been friends, enemies, hell we've even sat down at Christmas dinner together, and we've even sat down in pools of our own blood in glass matches. I've got to the distance with that man, he's brought me success, and failure. I couldn't even count how many times Seth has either taken my belt away, or screwed me out of winning it. If it won't for Seth Lerch I'd probably be a damn ten time WCF champion right now, but no.. I'm not, and that's the man I point my finger to. So, here is a first, last, and final warning from me.. lay off of Seth, Tort. The last thing you want to do is get in my way. Me, and Lerch have unfinished business. Enough about that, I've got to go get ready, because I'm about to go give the tag champs, hardcore champ, and former tag champs a fight they won't forget.
Joe Smith, and Logan shake hands as the scene fades out.
