Post by Tim on May 14, 2013 13:06:36 GMT -5
Nike Press Conference, Berlin, Germany
14/5/2013
"We are reporting in live where WCF superstar and one of the faces of sports brand Nike, the masked Cheetah Fighter, is representing Nike in a press conference for the release of their newest product. News have also spread that he will also be talking about the circulating feud between him and WCF owner, Jonny Fly."
Cheetah Fighter: <Good evening, Berlin. Today is going to be a long evening as Nike had created a new product and is currently planning to release it. But before we show it to the entire world, I would like to answer some questions that you would all want to find out. You at the back.>
Q: Are you actually still under contract of WCF?
Cheetah Fighter: <Sadly, no. My apologies to the fans, as I am currently resorting to solve this problem myself. Currently, the Animal Protection Agency is still holding the lawsuit against WCF for animal abuse and firing me if I didn't wrestle animals for the rest of my career. Next question.>
Q: Can you tell us what are you still doing in WCF?
Cheetah Fighter: <I'm currently a touring recurring guest of the roster, me being one of the faces of Nike. So, I'm going to WCF under backstage passes.>
Q: But why are you still wrestling in matches?
Cheetah Fighter: <My contract has been terminated and I have until a month to leave. But even so, I will still be in WCF.>
Q: Are there any connections between you, The Ninja and Joel Hall?
Cheetah Fighter: <As I speak for Joel Hall, he is my coach and he is currently under a pay-per appearance contract by Universal Wrestling League. While I mention The Ninja, we have nothing to do with each other's businesses. I do not want to be involved with a member of a stable. Rebellion, Genesis and especially Pantheon have really stained their reputations.>
Q: How so?
Cheetah Fighter: <For Rebellion, we have two members that share bad blood and want nothing to do with each other. That is bad teamwork and it goes against their word. For Genesis, we have a group that has recruited someone that has such tragic history with one of the original members into their group. Another point is that another original member had left due to the fact that he had been neglected by his former teammates. This shows that they are not considerate about each other's feelings. And as for Pantheon, I have two points I can think of. First is evidence of adultery, where one member was caught red-handed. Or should I say: red haired. To make things worse, it was acted out with a member of Genesis. Let us not forget that children under 18 are watching WCF. And finally, the abuse if corruption to bring themselves to the top power. It is one of the most futile attempts to make themselves number 1 superstars. To make things worse, their leader is the person who turned WCF's hardcore wrestling into a soap opera. And that is why I do not tolerate these 3 stables. Next question.>
Q: What made you choose your current theme song?
Cheetah Fighter: <When Did This Storm Begin by Shiny Toy Guns is one of my favorite songs. Also, as the song title said, I bring the world by storm. If that doesn't show, then I'm afraid I might change the theme song....I'm just kidding. Negative comments do not matter to me at all.>
Q: Who is your most favorite wrestler in WCF?
Cheetah Fighter: <I can't really say. To be honest, I would have to say that I am everyone's worst enemy.>
Q: What about your least favorite wrestler?
Cheetah Fighter: <Simple. It's someone who used to be known for his feud with former WCF star, Nate Nytro. When he returned to the ring to overthrow the dictators, I knew I couldn't trust him to do the job. And I was correct. He decided to align with these group of individuals who have gone into some sort of power trip. What disgusted me the most is that I was his tag team partner.>
Q: Rumors have surfaced that Jonny Fly has issued a challenge against you, The Ninja and Joel Hall. Have you accepted the match?
Cheetah Fighter: <Unfortunately, I have refused. That match wasn't something to be hyped about. No offense to Ninja and Hall, but I refuse to become partners with anyone that would bring me down. I do not need a handicap to defeat someone such as Mr. Fly himself.>
Q: If you made the challenge, what would be the stipulations?
Cheetah Fighter: <That is a good question. I would face him in a one-on-one match. An Electrified Steel Cage match. Why electrified? I still do not believe that normal steel is enough to prevent anyone to penetrate through. That is correct, I do not want anyone to get involved in this match. If Fly is honorable enough to defeat me as he claims he can, then what need is there to call for help? I want this match booked whenever I want to.>
Q: What about the wager?
Cheetah Fighter: <Interesting question. The offer of me defeating Mr. Fly to get Mr. Lerch back his company was tempting. However, it is not enough.>
Q: What do you mean?
Cheetah Fighter: <I want more than that. True that Mr. Lerch was as bad as Hitler, but Mr. Fly is no better than Stalin. That is why I want to win the company ownership between me and Mr. Lerch!>
Q: What will you do if you win the company?
Cheetah Fighter: <I have to admit that I enjoy the makeover of the arena, so I would keep that. Using huge sports arenas and stadiums are really good for WCF's image. Although, a 15% raise of WCF worker's salary is still low. I would raise it to 30%. Not only that, I think that International tour is not enough. To make WCF bigger, I would expand the International tour into a Global tour. Due to the lack of entertainment in PPVs, I would also hire special guest musicians for intros in events. If there are disbanded bands that have song requests for intros, we will have currently active bands to cover them. Then I will hire back superstars like Doc Henry as I believe that men like him have made sometime for the company very prestigious as it once used to be. Finally, I would be able to donate some of my personal funds from Nike to WCF and APA.>
Q: Why share this with the company with Seth Lerch?
Cheetah Fighter: <Despite Seth Lerch doing a terrible job, every man needs a third strike before they're out. That is why I want to share ownership with him.>
Q: What happens if he wants to make changes to your decisions and revert WCF back to its original appearance and policy?
Cheetah Fighter: <That will not happen as long as I am in charge as well. I've decided that I'll own 75% of the company while he has 25%. So, he'll have to require my permission for these changes.>
Q: What about if you lost the match?
Cheetah Fighter: <Simple. If I lose, I take my mask off and Seth Lerch will have no choice but to be Jonny Fly's secretary until he gives ownership to someone else. That means Lerch has no choice but to stop all the complaining and whining.>
Q: If Fly was to accept the match, then when would you want the challenge to be laid down?
Cheetah Fighter: <Currently, there is a mysterious masked man creating havoc and assaulting well-established superstars of WCF, like Roy Speede and Morientes. I would want to face Mr. Fly after this masked man is unmasked. Final question.>
Q: How long is your contract with Nike?
Cheetah Fighter: <I have several more months with them. Currently, Nike is trying to extend my contract to two years, but I have also received really huge offers from Adidas, GNC, Tag Heuer and Porsche.>
Cheetah Fighter: <No more questions? Good. Now, for the moment you've been all waiting for, this product is the most talked of all, Cheetah Pro Fighters! These state of the art wrestling boots make movements much more faster and agile. To any rookies planning to start their wrestling career, I recommend you to buy from Nike. We are planning ti release these boots in America first, then Asia and then Europe. It's a 100% guarantee of skill growth. We will release them next month. After the release, these boots will be on 40% discount sale. You won't regret buying these, future wrestlers!>
14/5/2013
"We are reporting in live where WCF superstar and one of the faces of sports brand Nike, the masked Cheetah Fighter, is representing Nike in a press conference for the release of their newest product. News have also spread that he will also be talking about the circulating feud between him and WCF owner, Jonny Fly."
Cheetah Fighter: <Good evening, Berlin. Today is going to be a long evening as Nike had created a new product and is currently planning to release it. But before we show it to the entire world, I would like to answer some questions that you would all want to find out. You at the back.>
Q: Are you actually still under contract of WCF?
Cheetah Fighter: <Sadly, no. My apologies to the fans, as I am currently resorting to solve this problem myself. Currently, the Animal Protection Agency is still holding the lawsuit against WCF for animal abuse and firing me if I didn't wrestle animals for the rest of my career. Next question.>
Q: Can you tell us what are you still doing in WCF?
Cheetah Fighter: <I'm currently a touring recurring guest of the roster, me being one of the faces of Nike. So, I'm going to WCF under backstage passes.>
Q: But why are you still wrestling in matches?
Cheetah Fighter: <My contract has been terminated and I have until a month to leave. But even so, I will still be in WCF.>
Q: Are there any connections between you, The Ninja and Joel Hall?
Cheetah Fighter: <As I speak for Joel Hall, he is my coach and he is currently under a pay-per appearance contract by Universal Wrestling League. While I mention The Ninja, we have nothing to do with each other's businesses. I do not want to be involved with a member of a stable. Rebellion, Genesis and especially Pantheon have really stained their reputations.>
Q: How so?
Cheetah Fighter: <For Rebellion, we have two members that share bad blood and want nothing to do with each other. That is bad teamwork and it goes against their word. For Genesis, we have a group that has recruited someone that has such tragic history with one of the original members into their group. Another point is that another original member had left due to the fact that he had been neglected by his former teammates. This shows that they are not considerate about each other's feelings. And as for Pantheon, I have two points I can think of. First is evidence of adultery, where one member was caught red-handed. Or should I say: red haired. To make things worse, it was acted out with a member of Genesis. Let us not forget that children under 18 are watching WCF. And finally, the abuse if corruption to bring themselves to the top power. It is one of the most futile attempts to make themselves number 1 superstars. To make things worse, their leader is the person who turned WCF's hardcore wrestling into a soap opera. And that is why I do not tolerate these 3 stables. Next question.>
Q: What made you choose your current theme song?
Cheetah Fighter: <When Did This Storm Begin by Shiny Toy Guns is one of my favorite songs. Also, as the song title said, I bring the world by storm. If that doesn't show, then I'm afraid I might change the theme song....I'm just kidding. Negative comments do not matter to me at all.>
Q: Who is your most favorite wrestler in WCF?
Cheetah Fighter: <I can't really say. To be honest, I would have to say that I am everyone's worst enemy.>
Q: What about your least favorite wrestler?
Cheetah Fighter: <Simple. It's someone who used to be known for his feud with former WCF star, Nate Nytro. When he returned to the ring to overthrow the dictators, I knew I couldn't trust him to do the job. And I was correct. He decided to align with these group of individuals who have gone into some sort of power trip. What disgusted me the most is that I was his tag team partner.>
Q: Rumors have surfaced that Jonny Fly has issued a challenge against you, The Ninja and Joel Hall. Have you accepted the match?
Cheetah Fighter: <Unfortunately, I have refused. That match wasn't something to be hyped about. No offense to Ninja and Hall, but I refuse to become partners with anyone that would bring me down. I do not need a handicap to defeat someone such as Mr. Fly himself.>
Q: If you made the challenge, what would be the stipulations?
Cheetah Fighter: <That is a good question. I would face him in a one-on-one match. An Electrified Steel Cage match. Why electrified? I still do not believe that normal steel is enough to prevent anyone to penetrate through. That is correct, I do not want anyone to get involved in this match. If Fly is honorable enough to defeat me as he claims he can, then what need is there to call for help? I want this match booked whenever I want to.>
Q: What about the wager?
Cheetah Fighter: <Interesting question. The offer of me defeating Mr. Fly to get Mr. Lerch back his company was tempting. However, it is not enough.>
Q: What do you mean?
Cheetah Fighter: <I want more than that. True that Mr. Lerch was as bad as Hitler, but Mr. Fly is no better than Stalin. That is why I want to win the company ownership between me and Mr. Lerch!>
Q: What will you do if you win the company?
Cheetah Fighter: <I have to admit that I enjoy the makeover of the arena, so I would keep that. Using huge sports arenas and stadiums are really good for WCF's image. Although, a 15% raise of WCF worker's salary is still low. I would raise it to 30%. Not only that, I think that International tour is not enough. To make WCF bigger, I would expand the International tour into a Global tour. Due to the lack of entertainment in PPVs, I would also hire special guest musicians for intros in events. If there are disbanded bands that have song requests for intros, we will have currently active bands to cover them. Then I will hire back superstars like Doc Henry as I believe that men like him have made sometime for the company very prestigious as it once used to be. Finally, I would be able to donate some of my personal funds from Nike to WCF and APA.>
Q: Why share this with the company with Seth Lerch?
Cheetah Fighter: <Despite Seth Lerch doing a terrible job, every man needs a third strike before they're out. That is why I want to share ownership with him.>
Q: What happens if he wants to make changes to your decisions and revert WCF back to its original appearance and policy?
Cheetah Fighter: <That will not happen as long as I am in charge as well. I've decided that I'll own 75% of the company while he has 25%. So, he'll have to require my permission for these changes.>
Q: What about if you lost the match?
Cheetah Fighter: <Simple. If I lose, I take my mask off and Seth Lerch will have no choice but to be Jonny Fly's secretary until he gives ownership to someone else. That means Lerch has no choice but to stop all the complaining and whining.>
Q: If Fly was to accept the match, then when would you want the challenge to be laid down?
Cheetah Fighter: <Currently, there is a mysterious masked man creating havoc and assaulting well-established superstars of WCF, like Roy Speede and Morientes. I would want to face Mr. Fly after this masked man is unmasked. Final question.>
Q: How long is your contract with Nike?
Cheetah Fighter: <I have several more months with them. Currently, Nike is trying to extend my contract to two years, but I have also received really huge offers from Adidas, GNC, Tag Heuer and Porsche.>
Cheetah Fighter: <No more questions? Good. Now, for the moment you've been all waiting for, this product is the most talked of all, Cheetah Pro Fighters! These state of the art wrestling boots make movements much more faster and agile. To any rookies planning to start their wrestling career, I recommend you to buy from Nike. We are planning ti release these boots in America first, then Asia and then Europe. It's a 100% guarantee of skill growth. We will release them next month. After the release, these boots will be on 40% discount sale. You won't regret buying these, future wrestlers!>
