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Post by Jonny Fly on May 13, 2013 22:25:01 GMT -5
READING, PA- Some breaking news coming out of WCF Headquarters tonight. In a statement released by the company, it appears the WCF CEO Jonny Fly has fired Mary, the manager and wife of WCF wrestler Doc Henry. No explanation was given for her release from contract. Also, it appears that the company will not be renewing the contract of rehabbing wrestler Joel Hall. Once again, no explanation was given.
Wait, journalism humor. We wouldn't leave you guys with a cliffhanger. Says Fly, "Mary is the problem with Doc Henry. She keeps feeding him this bullshit that he's good and then we all have to deal with him on Twitter acting like he's better than Corey Black. I'm tired of it. She's gone." In regards to Joel Hall, Fly offered the following brief comment "I fired all of his friends, and they're still around. So, I'm going one step further. Fuck all of them."
Speculation has run rampant that both Mary and Joel Hall will still find ways to appear on Slam.
-WCF.com
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 22:28:05 GMT -5
WCF caught up with Mr. Eric Price who offered a short yet concise response to Fly's actions:
"For Mr. Fly, two words ... thank you!"
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 22:34:37 GMT -5
@sweetraps
yo dawg you fired them otha homiez and dey stillz iz here in the izzle so i sayz so iz da skittlez #tastetherainbow
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Post by Jonny Fly on May 13, 2013 22:37:47 GMT -5
@wcfceo
I. Swear. To. Fucking. God. I. Will. Murder. Your. Fruity. Ass.
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Post by Tim on May 13, 2013 22:39:03 GMT -5
@fatalfury
@wcfceo You've fired me, yet I'm still the No.1 contender for the Television title. And @theninja is facing @black for the Internet title. So if both of us are still both fired and contenders, you're not delivering for the fans. So, to add it all up, you're lower that @sethhatestwitter.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 22:42:27 GMT -5
@sweetraps
yo cheetah freak. don't be gettin all up in the izzle. you waz fired yo. take dat shit. shiznit dat fly dawg wanna killz a wigga. wazup wit dat?
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Post by Jonny Fly on May 13, 2013 22:42:59 GMT -5
@wcfceo
@fatalfury Yeah, genius, it doesn't make any sense! Why can't I get rid of any of you jobbers? @black please destroy that fake-ass Ninja for me.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 22:44:01 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
For God's sake, kill this ebonics speaking son of a bitch before I have him taken out ... permanently. #EricPriceDoesNotStandForMorons #SkittlezIsAFuckingMoron
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Post by Tim on May 13, 2013 22:44:58 GMT -5
@fatalfury
@wcfceo Well, you wouldn't want te arena to end up being full of cheetah, do you?
@theninja
You can't get rid of The Ninja. The Ninja gets rid off you.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 22:46:57 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
Thank you Al Yankovic, who else you ripping off here tonight Ninja? You know ... I'm starting to think these guys all blend together from some jobber machine somewhere. #EricPriceHatesTheseIdiotJobbers
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Post by Jonny Fly on May 13, 2013 22:47:38 GMT -5
@wcfceo
ALRIGHT. Jonny Fly versus The Ninja, Cheetah Fighter, and crippled Joel Hall. If I win, you three disappear and take the fuckin' cheetahs with you. Deal?
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Post by Justin Turner on May 13, 2013 22:47:50 GMT -5
@highflyingfreak (via twit longer)
When did WCF turn into a bad SNL sketch? I mean a guy who thinks he's a Cheetah (and may or not be Joel Hall.) a wannabe ninja, and a sorry jackass wannabe white rapper? Fy I thought you fired all three of them.
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Post by Tim on May 13, 2013 22:49:10 GMT -5
@theninja
@ericprice _|_
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Post by Jonny Fly on May 13, 2013 22:49:54 GMT -5
@wcfceo
@highflyingfreak I've fired them like nine times, bro. It's pure insanity.
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Post by Tim on May 13, 2013 22:50:23 GMT -5
@fatalfury
@wcfceo Uh, fuck no. I'm not under contract, so you can't tell me who I can or can't fight.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 22:52:12 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
If you're not under contract, then what the fuck are you doing in WCF? Your ass should be taken out for trespassing and moreover, we can sue you for libel, defamation of character, assault, battery and make sure you get sent to jail for life, maybe even executed ... but I bet you'd just come back somehow wouldn't you ... you're like a fucking cockroach. #EricPriceHatesTheseMoronicJobbers #FiringIsNotEnoughHere
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 22:52:12 GMT -5
@ TheOnlyOne
I don't see eye to eye with Fly on much of anything...but, if you aren't under contract...that means you don't compete at ALL. #WTF #FirstFemaleWCFWorldChampion
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Post by Justin Turner on May 13, 2013 22:52:19 GMT -5
@highflyingfreak (via twit longer)
I guess there's just no such thing as good security anymore of they keep getting into the buildings.. I know some guys who can make them disappear. Or a guy who might want to help keep them out of a WCF arena.
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Post by Jonny Fly on May 13, 2013 22:52:55 GMT -5
@wcfceo
@fatalfury This is humbling. I know I'm great when I give someone three on one odds, and they bitch out. Yeah, I'm the real fuckin' deal. You don't want none of me.
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Post by Jonny Fly on May 13, 2013 23:01:52 GMT -5
@wcfceo
@fatalfury Accept my proposal, bitch. I'll even raise the stakes. If you win, I'll leave forever and give the company back to Seth Lerch on my way out. This is what you want, right? Jonny Fly gone and Seth Lerch back in charge. It can all be yours... #AcceptTheMatch
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