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Post by Jonny Fly on May 3, 2013 12:32:30 GMT -5
For Immediate Release
READING, PA - The Wrestling Championship Federation has approved a plan to erect a 30 foot statue of company CEO and former three-time WCF World Champion Jonny Fly on the front lawn of company headquarters. The statue of his likeness was an initiative proposed by Fly during the WCF's April Board of Director's meeting. Despite mixed feelings from the company's Board, Fly went ahead and green-lighted the project and construction is set to begin early next week.
"I'm thrilled by this project," says Fly. "It's truly an honor that a thirty-foot likeness of me is going to stand tall and proud on the lawn of the Wrestling Championship Federation forever. I've done good by this company, and I deserve this honor. My original plan was for the statue to be 50 feet tall, but I've been told the ground is too soft for something that big. I then thought about moving the company headquarters to fix that problem, but I'm a sucker for tradition. WCF belongs in Reading, Pennsylvania, just like Jonny Fly belongs depicted on statues."
The project is estimated to cost the company between 1.5 and 2 million dollars. Chief Financial Officer Jay Price agreed to fund the project after being promised a statue for himself. WCF veteran and Hall of Famer Corey Black is rumored to be in the mix for one as well, with the only hold-up being Black's insistence on his statue depicting him delivering a Burning Hammer to Doc Henry. Somewhat surprisingly, Fly himself confirmed that Jeff Purse and Skyler Striker are not on the list to receive a statue any time soon.
We'll have more from this as it develops, including updates as the construction progresses.
WCF.com
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Post by ElBackfisto on May 3, 2013 13:17:07 GMT -5
@bkhimself
Crock. Of. Shit.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 13:42:48 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
I support a statue of Mr. Fly as he has earned the distinction. Jay Price and Corey Black on the other hand ... no. Or if they get one, they should far smaller, far cheaper to produce, and of general lesser quality than Mr. Fly's. #JonnyFlyHasEarnedIt #EricPriceSupportsThis
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Post by Tim on May 3, 2013 13:49:22 GMT -5
@fatalfury
Recreating the statue of Stalin? Very likely. #Stalin=Fly
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Post by Jeff Purse on May 3, 2013 14:45:10 GMT -5
@thefuturejeffp
Over the top.
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Post by Steve Orbit on May 3, 2013 15:53:23 GMT -5
@oaklandmack
I'ma steal the head #SimpsonsReference
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Post by Jonny Fly on May 3, 2013 16:57:03 GMT -5
@wcfceo
@oaklandmack Good luck with that. My head is too big to be stolen. #ArroganceFTW
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 18:51:17 GMT -5
@maltesefalconquest I see potential for a #Remake!
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Post by Logan on May 4, 2013 8:32:10 GMT -5
@logan
Erect THIS. #pelvicthrust
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Post by Steve Orbit on May 4, 2013 11:59:02 GMT -5
@oaklandmack
@wcfceo nice try but remember I'm black #ICanStealAnything
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Post by Speede on May 4, 2013 15:41:11 GMT -5
@royspeede
We all know Fly's got a big head, but it's a bit too big for his shoulders anymore, isn't it? It's bullshit like this that made me leave this company, and I will not return until proper order is restored, and Seth Lerch is back at the helm. #WontWrestleForFly
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Post by CD's Old Account on May 4, 2013 16:02:07 GMT -5
@black
@royspeede You don't have to claim you won't wrestle for Pantheon. We don't like you, so we wouldn't let you wrestle anyway.
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Post by Odin Balfore on May 4, 2013 16:03:49 GMT -5
@thenordictank
@royspeed can't wrestle period.
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Post by Buzzsaw Bundy on May 5, 2013 18:11:40 GMT -5
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#RoySpeedeIsABoudle
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 5, 2013 23:22:38 GMT -5
@strikehardstrikefast
@wcfceo It'll be the most erect statue ever.
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