The Ninja's Captain's Log

[Buzzsaw Bundy]

@bigbuzzdaddy

No, no pain in my ass... And monkey shit fights in the zoo are more skillful than you...

[Tim]

@theninja

You're right. #Monkeys>Ninjas>Lumberjacks

[Deleted]

@morientes

@bigbuzzdaddy And you lost to someone who's less skillful than "monkey shit fights in the zoo". Typical logic from Gravedigger's perro.

[Tim]

Blog Entry #11

Asesinato De Mayo is getting a bit late. Just more time for me to explore Mexico!

While this is going on, I'm gonna face another wrestler at my belt. Locomotora Desbocado is one of those guys that comes and goes. But I might be wrong. Though he may be strong, I'm not gonna hold back. May the best man win.

[Tim]

Blog Entry 12#

I finally get myself a goddamn match, but against possibly the most boring person in the goddamn megaverse. To be honest, none of them are giving me a challenge. All they do is talk shit, say that they're better than anyone else and leave. But what happens when they face The Ninja?

Nothing.

Nothing but an asskicking they'll receive. They claim to be all high and mighty and better than anyone else, when in the end, they suck. It's like Goliath, who thinks that he's the strongest man ever, only to get killed by David. I don't know. I feel like taking the Internet title and stuffing it down that tampon-ridden bimbo.

Why do I call her a bimbo? I dunno. I guess it has something to do with the one they trusted the most, turning out to be Jackass #2. But I don't really think it matters.

In the end, it's all about the winner. And that winner is gonna be me. Like, who the hell cares about someone that's gonna lose? Shit's as good as it gets. But how good can it really get?

All the hype between two wrestlers is one thing, where they have this pointless backlash between two wrestlers. In the end, The Ninja always gets the kill.

I'm gonna get straight to the point. Let's emphasize the name. Why is her surname, named like that? Does she really come from a family of nymphomaniacs? Do you know how ironic that gets?

To be honest, I'm not surprised. Many people are always like that. We've got Detroit, Chicago, New York, Nevada and hell. Even Arizona.

Don't ask me why because this ain't rocket science.

Maybe I'm being prejudiced like that. Of course because I'm a frickin' ninja. Nothing ever beats a ninja. I just roll like that.

I think I'm done here. I've got nothing else to say here.

Signing off,
The Internet Champion,
The Ninja

P.S: To who I mentioned, you know who you are.

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Ana Valentine (Via Twitlonger)

@theninja I would like to assume, through my own vanity, you are referring to me... As your grasp of the English language has the same complexities as your in-ring ability, Incorrectly used, over-adjective unfunny puns mixed with pointless counteractions with your own psyche... I have to wonder how the fuck you manage to write you own name with literacy skill so low a Monkey could out type you!

[Tim]

@theninja

Excuse me, but I do have good literacy skills. It's just that I rather not be someone as bland as you, correcting people like some grammar nazi who constantly think that she's smarter than the world, which I find is a bunch of hullabaloo. If you wanted to educate someone with a huge brain as yours, you should be in school than in the ring. #UpYours

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Ana Valentine

@theninja - I will give you an education sweetie, in and out the ring, not just because you need it... But because I am ashamed to work in the same company as uneducated trash, such as yourself #GetToClass !

[Tim]

@theninja

All I see is some sophisticated cunt that thinks she's all hot shit because the only publicity she's ever gotten is that sex tape with lumberjack over there.

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Ana Valentine

Eugh, you are the most vulgar person I have ever had the displeasure to acknowledge.... And that includes @heelbillyjoker and @ericprice ... so it's saying something.

@theninja sorry... but whose main eventing this week? It is.... oh, no... NO it's NOT you... must be me then... and FYI that SexTape out-sold your merch 5000/1 in the 3hrs of market sales it had... so maybe you should shut up and #GetToClass (And while you're there, get some)

[Tim]

Blog Entry #13

It looks like the little cunt bag decided to start her own blog just to spite me. Despite me being a midcarder, I can do many things that can kick ass. Reading her blog entry, I think I'm gonna make several rebuttals over there.

1) Who, exactly has Ninja beat?

A few low card curtain jerkers and, at best one or two "one time greats" already on their way out the door.... And for this he calls himself the assassin (we'll come back to that, shall we?)

Let's not forget I've defeated your former stablemates and Pantheon. Hey, FPV? You remember how a ninja kicked your ass two times in a row? Yeah. Relieve that moment.

2)

Despite even highly educated psychologists who posses degrees from some of the schools held in the highest regard, confirming me as highly intelligent... "ninja" opts to call me a bimbo... The definition of a bimbo:

An air-headed or "ditzy" individual unable to understand their own actions, unaccountable, stupid. - She's such a bimbo I'm surprised she even dresses herself in the morning!

Yes ninja, you, the one who can barely string a formed thought together in order to create an insult, are trying to insult my intelligence... good try kid, but I digress...

I think you can relate to a bimbo, trying to act fucking smart like Stephen Hawking. I have many on my list I can think of. I wouldn't want to bore anyone like you always do. Please. Do us all a favor, and shut the hell up. Because all people ever hear from you would think: TL;DR.[/quote]

3)

You pass comment on me and yet, you don't. What is that all about?! You don't have the cojones to come up and say it to my face? - Sounds about right for someone pussy enough to run around dressed up like a 10year olds wet dream.... with about as much talent as one.

Again, I have many comments to say about you. But I feel like I'm wasting my precious time talking about snobs like you, like this blog entry. I would have so much to say, but I feel like it's fall on deaf ears.

4)

You are actually dumb enough to be shocked that even our "Great and almighty leader" (Oh shit... I nearly choked on my own sarcasm) knows I can take you down? Eric Price is a lot of things but he's not stu- .... ok he IS Stupid, but even HE can see that you don't stand a chance against me. So why don't you come on down to Vegas and I'll take you out to dinner... have a few drinks... you can lay a bet on yourself at the longest odds since Eeyore ran the Kentucky Derby and then, nice and slow.... I'll bend you over and fuck you, taking your title in the process honey.

I wasn't shocked, to be exact. In fact, I don't two shits what Eric Price has to say in the matter. The lazy asshole can just sit around his comfy chair and get shit on. You think you know me. But in fact, you know nothing about me. How? I'm just a midcarder that's gonna kick your ass back two ways on Wednesday. I would accept your offer, but I don't do shit with skanks that give me STDs.

And.... Finally, 5)

Who the fuck is Ninja anyway? And more to the point... who cares?!

That's right. Who cares anyway? Who the fuck cares about the guy who just defeated a hall of famer for this title? Who the hell cares about the guy who is a part of a team that helped defeat members from both Pantheon and Genesis? And who the fuck is a two-time Internet champion?

This guy.

While you think your big words can break my confidence, your damn wrong. To me, it's just making me more determined to prove you wrong by showing how much I can pin you on the mat.

1...2...3!

That's all I gotta do to make you look fucking stupid like you always do. But who am I to judge what I know is gonna happen.

Whilst you and I ponder on that, lets give Ninja a little time to get out his dictionary and look up some of those "BIG" words...














There, that should be enough.

So you decide to play the intelligence game again? "Very mature". It's not like everyday you see a ninja having nothing else to say. This just goes to show how much of a stereotype you can be. But despite that I don't care if it's sickening, you should say that to the fans of the Internet. But then again, you'd be trying to bore them with big buzz words coming out of your filthy mouth. And when I mean filthy...

...You perverts know this.

So, the assassin, so called because supposedly his opponents disappear into obscurity after they lose at his hands... am I the only one to notice they are only returning to a path from whence they came? An assassin? More like a kindergarten teacher.... You hold the hands of all the special little slow kids who need that extra attention..... Hardly something to brag about.

Well it did work for Johnny Stylez. But it's not my choice to decide who does what anyway. I control my own destiny. And my destiny is to retain this title from anyone that dares challenge me.

Ninja, do your homework, train your little masked ass off until you're about ready to fall down.... and then keep going. Because at the end of the day, really.... WHO THE FUCK IS NINJA ANYWAY?!

Once again, he's the guy that's gonna shit on you with my quick feet.

PSST.... HEY! HEY NINJA! Why don't you and Cash form a little tag team... the "Who the fuck cares" ..... because you're about as relevant as his left testicle.

PSST....HEY BITCH! How about you go fuck yourself because I would help you with my foot up your ass on Wednesday after I win another on? And bringing innocent people into the mix? Now that's the kind of childish action that brings you into trouble from the first place. But that's not my problem.

Honestly, it's people like this that refuse to get off my back. I mean, what the hell did I ever do to you? Are you afraid because I'm really gonna be on the top by defeating big shits like you? Are you always picking on others because you're insecure?

I was gonna make this a fair contest, but if I gotta win, I'll make sure these damn ninja boots will be on your goddamn face.

It's time for upcoming talent to take over the roster. And whether old news like you has to be in some dipshit team, it will not matter.

All I can say is that you gonna win, is like thinking that a nursery student is the next Picasso.

Yours truly,
The One That's Gonna Dominate,
The Ninja

P.S: After the match, I'll make sure that I'll leave the rest of you in a bodybag for Cash to tenderize on.

P.S.S: You're as relevant as this guy:

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You two are BOTH being naughty bears! Play nicely or I will put you both into time out!

[Tim]

@theninja

What are you gonna do? Hug me to death?

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Ana Valentine

Wow... not going to lie, stopped reading this drivvel after the first two lines... I literally felt my IQ level drop 25 points every second I spent reading...

@theninja it's kind of funny though, how you talk this big game about how you wont "bore" people with insults, yet vulgarity and insults are all you have. When you do something of note... Or manage an entire post without resorting to your same ignorant rhetoric, you give me a call

[Tim]

@theninja

Again, pretending to be smart. How cute. You managed to humor us all.

Hey guys! Here's a fun fact:

[Deleted]

Right that's it! Ana Teddy stop lowering yourself to Cheetah Teddy's level. And Cheetah Teddy stop being grumpy, I'll give you cuddles on Sunday don't you worry your cute little paws about it

[Tim]

@theninja

Why the hell are you bringing a nobody into this mix? Fuck off.

[Deleted]

Stop being a bad mood bear!

[Tim]

@theninja

I'm a goddamn ninja. You delusional woman.

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@fatalfury

Reading this really humors me!

[Deleted]

No you are not! You are a cute little fuzzy wuzzy cuddle bear who wears an adorable karate outfit!