Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2013 18:09:09 GMT -5
Wrestler Name: Derrick Slice
Real Name: Edward Bosher
Height/ Weight: 5'10, 190lbs.
Hometown: Kingsport, TN
Alignment: Heel
Appearance: Derrick Slice looks like...well what Eric Price would look like if he shopped for his clothing at the bargain basement and hadn't showered in two months. Derrick is doing all he can to look like Eric, but his backwoods mentality and lack of funding only allow him to get so far.
Entrance Theme: Poorly sung karaoke version of 'You know my Name' by Chris Cornell
Entrance: Bronze lights will start flashing as the music starts and as soon as Derrick Slice walks out, a bronze spotlight will shine on him as he makes his way to the ring with a slow and determined walk with a stupid smirk on his face as he walks down the entrance ramp and simply looks down on the audience...who hold their noses from his stench. He steps in the ring using the steps and walks into the ring as he stands in the center of it looking around at the audience with disdain and a goofy grin on his face.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen....DERRICK SLICE!
There is a collective round of silence from the crowd. Crickets chirp...hell a tumbleweed even rolls by.
Finisher: (that he never uses) 'Slice of the Pie' - a poorly executed version of Eric Price's 'Ca$hflow' ..and by poorly, I mean...he can barely lift an opponent to even execute the maneuver. If he does manage to lift them, he botches the drop every time.
Wrestler Name: Tara Moonlight
Real Name: Suzanne Bosher
Height/Weight: 5'4 - 110lbs
Hometown: Kingsport, TN
Alignment: Face
Appearance: Tara Moonlight looks like...well what Sarah Twilight would look like if...well she hadn't showered in a month and dressed like a grungy hillbilly. Tara is doing all she can to look like Sarah, but..she is a redneck without very much money so the look is...sub-par at best.
Entrance theme: Poorly sung karaoke version of 'The Only One' by Evanescence.
Entrance: The lights go out as a spotlight flickers on and off on stage. What sounds like bad ring tone rhythms begin a nightmare of a melody for the ears, accompanied by what sounds like someone slapping their hands over an empty bucket. The crowd begins to YAWN MASSIVELY.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen...TARA MOONLIGHT!
Sparklers are held by two fat men on both sides of the stage as our melody finally kicks into the boring karaoke parts. What sounds like Amy Winehouse screaming drunk into the microphone continues to play as Tara finally walks out onto the stage. She is greeted with absolute silence. The trashy and very obviously fake redhead saunters towards the ring and steps inside. The fat men now stand at the ring posts with the sparklers and Tara takes to each turnbuckle in succession, to no reaction. As the awful music continues, Tara rolls outside of the ring and finds a young fan sitting at ringside. She removes her signature "I Don't Matter" tee shirt that she wears over her wrestling attire and gives it to the young fan, who throws the smelly shirt back at her before she returns to the ring as the music dies down.
Finisher: (that she never uses) 'Moonlight Shines' - poorly executed Version of Sarah Twilight's 'Twilight Zone'...poor in the fact that she can't lift anyone up so she just ends up dropping them with a DDT...that is botched at that.
Gimmick: Derrick and Tara are two VERY obsessed wrestling fans who more or less have dressed up as Sarah and Eric like it was Halloween every day. They gained attention in their small town because...well nothing ever happens there. After legally changing their names from Edward and Suzanne Bosher to Derrick Slice and Tara Moonlight (they could not change their names to Eric Price and Sarah Twilight because of legal issues, trademarks and the like) they started attending WCF shows...well, they stayed in the parking lot because they couldn't afford tickets. Freddy Whoa noticed them recently and somehow, they were offered contracts on the condition that they shower...immediately and hopefully often. In truth, they were only hired to be laughed at since...well who wouldn't laugh at two country hillbillies who somehow believe that by changing their names and playing dress up that they are somehow on par with two of WCF's top stars?
Note: Also, they are billed as a tag team despite Derrick being a heel and Tara being a face. They haven't seemed to figure out that if they are supposed to be Eric Price and Sarah Twilight...this means they should hate each other. Just another reason to laugh at them.
Derrick Slice
Tara Moonlight
Side Note: This is what happens when Eric and I have AIM chats and come up with silliness lol
Real Name: Edward Bosher
Height/ Weight: 5'10, 190lbs.
Hometown: Kingsport, TN
Alignment: Heel
Appearance: Derrick Slice looks like...well what Eric Price would look like if he shopped for his clothing at the bargain basement and hadn't showered in two months. Derrick is doing all he can to look like Eric, but his backwoods mentality and lack of funding only allow him to get so far.
Entrance Theme: Poorly sung karaoke version of 'You know my Name' by Chris Cornell
Entrance: Bronze lights will start flashing as the music starts and as soon as Derrick Slice walks out, a bronze spotlight will shine on him as he makes his way to the ring with a slow and determined walk with a stupid smirk on his face as he walks down the entrance ramp and simply looks down on the audience...who hold their noses from his stench. He steps in the ring using the steps and walks into the ring as he stands in the center of it looking around at the audience with disdain and a goofy grin on his face.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen....DERRICK SLICE!
There is a collective round of silence from the crowd. Crickets chirp...hell a tumbleweed even rolls by.
Finisher: (that he never uses) 'Slice of the Pie' - a poorly executed version of Eric Price's 'Ca$hflow' ..and by poorly, I mean...he can barely lift an opponent to even execute the maneuver. If he does manage to lift them, he botches the drop every time.
Wrestler Name: Tara Moonlight
Real Name: Suzanne Bosher
Height/Weight: 5'4 - 110lbs
Hometown: Kingsport, TN
Alignment: Face
Appearance: Tara Moonlight looks like...well what Sarah Twilight would look like if...well she hadn't showered in a month and dressed like a grungy hillbilly. Tara is doing all she can to look like Sarah, but..she is a redneck without very much money so the look is...sub-par at best.
Entrance theme: Poorly sung karaoke version of 'The Only One' by Evanescence.
Entrance: The lights go out as a spotlight flickers on and off on stage. What sounds like bad ring tone rhythms begin a nightmare of a melody for the ears, accompanied by what sounds like someone slapping their hands over an empty bucket. The crowd begins to YAWN MASSIVELY.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen...TARA MOONLIGHT!
Sparklers are held by two fat men on both sides of the stage as our melody finally kicks into the boring karaoke parts. What sounds like Amy Winehouse screaming drunk into the microphone continues to play as Tara finally walks out onto the stage. She is greeted with absolute silence. The trashy and very obviously fake redhead saunters towards the ring and steps inside. The fat men now stand at the ring posts with the sparklers and Tara takes to each turnbuckle in succession, to no reaction. As the awful music continues, Tara rolls outside of the ring and finds a young fan sitting at ringside. She removes her signature "I Don't Matter" tee shirt that she wears over her wrestling attire and gives it to the young fan, who throws the smelly shirt back at her before she returns to the ring as the music dies down.
Finisher: (that she never uses) 'Moonlight Shines' - poorly executed Version of Sarah Twilight's 'Twilight Zone'...poor in the fact that she can't lift anyone up so she just ends up dropping them with a DDT...that is botched at that.
Gimmick: Derrick and Tara are two VERY obsessed wrestling fans who more or less have dressed up as Sarah and Eric like it was Halloween every day. They gained attention in their small town because...well nothing ever happens there. After legally changing their names from Edward and Suzanne Bosher to Derrick Slice and Tara Moonlight (they could not change their names to Eric Price and Sarah Twilight because of legal issues, trademarks and the like) they started attending WCF shows...well, they stayed in the parking lot because they couldn't afford tickets. Freddy Whoa noticed them recently and somehow, they were offered contracts on the condition that they shower...immediately and hopefully often. In truth, they were only hired to be laughed at since...well who wouldn't laugh at two country hillbillies who somehow believe that by changing their names and playing dress up that they are somehow on par with two of WCF's top stars?
Note: Also, they are billed as a tag team despite Derrick being a heel and Tara being a face. They haven't seemed to figure out that if they are supposed to be Eric Price and Sarah Twilight...this means they should hate each other. Just another reason to laugh at them.
Derrick Slice
Tara Moonlight
Side Note: This is what happens when Eric and I have AIM chats and come up with silliness lol
