ThomasMaxwellZale.com News and Notes 4/5/13

[Thomas Maxwell Zale]

The schism that has formed between Pantheon members Jonny Fly and Corey Black is not because of Black’s public support of Steve Orbit,who defeated Fly at the most recent WCF Pay Per View.  The true issue that has set them at odds is the running of the day today operations of the company itself. Black, who has been with WCF since its inception, feels he deserves more of a say in how the shows are booked, while Jonny Fly believes that his stablemate’s input should be limited, given the fact he wrestles for another federation and is at best, a part time employee.   The “body swap” storyline that Fly and Black are currently involved in is rumored to be a rib directed at both men by the WCF writing staff.

Expect Seth Lerch to form a new stable in an attempt to wrest control of WCF away from Jonny Fly. Possible members of the group are current Heavyweight Champion Eric Price, Davey Ortega, Cheetah Fighter, and a returning Roy Speede.  The name being considered for the group is “The Pantheon Revenge Squad.”

The Ana Valentine/Buzzsaw Bundy sex tape is a work.  The plan is to reveal a jealous Sarah Twilight as the individual responsible for its release and for the two women to subsequently feud.

WCF is considering retiring at least two of its lower tier title belts: the Hardcore Championship because the violent nature of the title matches has scared away potential sponsors, and the Television Championship because noone watches TV anymore. 

Check back with ThomasMaxwellZale.com next week for additional WCF related news.  

[Thomas Maxwell Zale]

Exclusive news picked up during the 4/5 Jay Price Press Conference:

Chris Kane has been suspended by WCF for his involvement of a sophisticated counterfeit merchandise operation that is said to have earned its participants up to six figures.  The Scott Savage beat down and subsequent injury is a cover story to placate Chris’s father and WCF Commissioner Brad Kane.

John Gable is said to be irate that he will not be involved in WCF Films’s latest project: a gross out comedy tentatively titled “Circus Jerks”.  Adam Young is under contract to star, along with Stephen Dorff, Jaleel White, and Shannon Elizabeth.

WCF is in talks with Netflix to exclusively broadcast Sunday Night Slam, moving the show off of cable television entirely.  Vice President of Digital Media Content Lisl Anne is said to be the strongest advocate of this plan.

The word backstage is that current United States Champion Jay Price is incensed with the plethora of WCF wrestlers whose names have the same number of syllables as his.  Accusing these newcomers of “trying to leech off his heat”, Price is demanding that their ring names be either shortened or lengthened.

WCF Creative is considering putting Hot Dog Mascot and El Taco Genial in a stable dubbed “Fast Food Nation”.  The company is said to be scouring independent promotions for other wrestlers with gimmicks that can be described as both “edible” and “convenient”.

[Thomas Maxwell Zale]

ThomasMaxwellZale.com News and Notes 4/12/132:

To spice up the Adam Young/Doc Henry/Corey Black feud, WCF has talked about having Young steal Johnny Reb’s time machine and use it to become both men’s distant ancestor.

The torrid affair between Sarah Twilight and Jeff Purse is causing a rift among members of both Pantheon and Genesis.  It is expected WCF will enact a “no fraternization” rule for all employees as a result of this imbroglio.

WCF’s plan for its major summer angle is an invasion storyline with Syfy Channel’s “Robot Combat League”.   

Newcomer The Disease has nuclear heat with the rest of the locker room for a breaking a variety of unwritten rules, which include calling performers by their given names, bringing guests into the WCF dressing room after the show, and taking the last pop tart from the Kraft Service table.  Witnesses reported seeing a very public dressing down of The Disease by veteran Doc Henry, who serves as the prosecutor for the company’s “Wrestler’s Court”.

The owner of this website, Thomas Maxwell Zale, will be appearing on the April 17^th edition of WCF Wednesday Night as a
special guest commentator.  Watch for it.

[Thomas Maxwell Zale]

ThomasMaxwellZale.com News and Notes 4/14/13


The “Eric Price pees his pants” angle at the end of last Sunday’s Slam was done to help establish the current World Champion as a pitchman for Toviaz, an anti-incontinence medication. Pfizer, the creator of Toviaz, is a major sponsor of the WCF and has a lot of pull with the company’s storylines.

The man under the Cheetah Fighter is the worker formerly known as Logan. His identity will be revealed at the Aftermath Pay Per View, where his interference will cost current United States Champion Jay Price the title, and continue the pair’s long standing blood feud.

Expect Skyler Striker to drop the Television Title soon as punishment for violating WCF’s Wellness Policy. Recent drug tests have revealed Striker has been taking DNA extracted from wombat placenta as a performance enhancer. As this is his first offense, it is unknown whether the Pantheon member will be officially suspended for thirty days or made to work without pay for the same time frame.

There have been rumors online that most of the WCF locker room is uncomfortable working with recently signed talent Trey Reed, citing him as “unsafe”. Reportedly several of the wrestlers met with Seth Lerch to give voice to their concerns; with one main eventer explicitly saying s/he will never step foot in the ring with Mister Reed out of fear of his/her safety.

[Jonny Fly]

@wcfceo

Just learned that WCF wrestlers are going to Sethcretary to voice their concerns. Seriously, what is the secretary going to do for you guys? #FlyRunsThisShit

[Thomas Maxwell Zale]

ThomasMaxwellZale.com News and Notes 4/20/13



There is a great deal of turmoil behind the scenes currently at WCF. At issue is the change of caterers. It was recently decided to hire the sandwich franchise Quizno's to replace Subway as the official supplier of party trays for the company. Many of the wrestlers are upset about the noticeable dip in quality of meats, cheeses, and breads provided, and demand Subway be brought back; while others are happy with the change and just as adamant about keeping Quizno's employed. "There is a fucking civil war brewing in the WCF locker room, and it's over fucking sandwiches," one official is purported to have said.


WCF has big plans for Justin Turner. They see his athletic abilities and youthful good looks as a way to improve their numbers in the "Females Under 18" demographic. Expect to see him pushed heavily in the coming weeks, and for a love triangle storyline to develop involving Turner, his manager Jennifer Adams, and a character who has yet to be introduced but is believed to be the recently signed independent wrestler Denise D'evil.


The rumors that former International Champion Kira Sakazaki is returning to WCF are false. He was unable to secure the necessary permits to travel to and work in the United States.


The "Grave Dancer" gimmick is an attempt by WCF to gather some mainstream media attention much in the same way WWE made news with their character of "Fandango". Several vignettes have already been filmed with him visiting various cemetaries throughout the US, and literally dancing on the graves of deceased wrestlers.

[Justin Turner]

@highflyingfreak

It's always a laugh to read these "dirt sheets".. The things people will do to try to stir up some conterversy.