Breaking News On The Attack of Jay Price

[Seth]

This just in, another recording has been found upon the night of Explosion. In the janitor's closet in which the masked man jumped out and ficiously attacked United States Champion Jay Price. Difference from the first tape when he attacked Roy Speede, and the second tape, seems to resemble quite a bit. What we play for you right now seems to be the voice of none other than the victim of the second attack and United States Champion, Jay Price. Now we will show you the new update found upon this trail of recordings the masked man seems to be leaving at the scenes of his attacks.

Recording:...J...A...Y...Jay...

Static:....

Recording:...P...R...I...C...E...Price...

Static:....

Recording:...P...A...N...T...H...E...O...N...Pantheon...

Static:....

Last month at Timebomb the words Roy Speede and Genesis was spelled out and now at Explosion a recording spelling out the words Jay Price and Pantheon is found. What does this mean to both the stables, and more importantly the WCF. What is the reason for all the attacks occuring monthly. We will keep you informed as new information is found. This is WCF News, and goodnight.

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WCF.com has just reported that Jay Price has issued a statement on this Breaking News:

"To the masked man who ficiously...err, I mean viciously...attacked me at Explosion, I don't know who you are and I don't know what you want. If you're looking for fucks to give, I can tell you that I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long lifetime. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you move on and never utter my name again, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. Well maybe not kill, that seems a bit much. I'll probably just maim you or break a few bones to send a message.

Also, just let me say that I fully support your attack on Roy Speede and your feelings toward Genesis. If you're ever looking for someone to fund your efforts against them just give me a call."

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@ EricPrice

I'm not one to comment on these things usually but based on who was attacked and what had happened near the beginning of Explosion, I dare say that the masked man could very well be Oblivion. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy seeing Jay Price attacked, not as much as seeing Roy Speede attacked, frankly he deserves it but I figure Jay Price should at least get to know the identity of his attacker. #EricPriceIsASleuth #EricPriceWorldChampion