Post by Tim on Mar 24, 2013 5:53:58 GMT -5
PROLOGUE
On a nice fine day, The Ninja is walking down to the WCF arena. He thought that it was a perfect day to win a World title opportunity. Suddenly, he saw a familiar face.
Hank Brown: Ninja! Ninja!
The Ninja: Hank Brown? What the hell are you doing here? Come here for an awesome interview?
Hank Brown: Not that. WCF is in danger!
The Ninja: I know the network wanted to cancel WCF, but I'm pretty sure management can handle that.
Hank Brown: No! You don't understand! I mean, it's taken over!
The Ninja: By BBC? Damn it! I knew those Daleks would actually make them bloody rich!
Hank Brown: Listen to me!
The Ninja gives a deadly stare.
The Ninja: Are you out of your goddamn mind? Are you telling me what to do?
Hank Brown: Er...no?
The Ninja: Do you wanna go to war with me, Brownie?
Hank Brown: N-no...
The Ninja: 'Cause we could go to war.
Hank Brown: No.
He begins to prod his chest with his finger.
The Ninja: I'm for real. I'm for real. So you'd better check yourself.
Hank shakily nods in fear.
The Ninja: Anyway, what are you gonna say?
Hank Brown: The WCF has been involved in a revolt! Many of the top superstars have been captured!
The Ninja: You mean guys like Skyler Striker, Jonny Fly, Gravedigger and Eric Price?
Hank Brown: All of them have been captured!
The Ninja: Even...Corey Black?
He begins to laugh hysterically.
The Ninja: OH MAN! THE JOBBER KILLER JUST GOT KILLED! HAH!
Hank Brown: Whatever. Anyway, since you're not captured, you're the only one who can rescue all of them!
The Ninja: Well, screw that! My paycheck will be on the rise! Besides, I gotta thank the guy who led the WCF civil war!
Hank Brown: You'd be surprised. It was Yuo!
Dead silence. The world had stopped and vehicles had went to a screeching halt. The Ninja's heartbeat had ceased.
The Ninja:...what? Are you telling me...one fucktard...took over the entire company...all by himself?
Hank Brown: Not just him, all the jobbers were under his reign! And now, they're currently the top superstars!
The Ninja: Okay, this shit is totally unbalanced. I'm going in there, for 'lunch'.
Hank Brown: This is no time for--
The Ninja had cut him off.
The Ninja: As I said, its time for 'lunch'. I look forward to killing them all soon.
The Ninja had ran off into the arena to deal with his unbalance.
((OOC: So yeah, I promised a story, and I made one.))
On a nice fine day, The Ninja is walking down to the WCF arena. He thought that it was a perfect day to win a World title opportunity. Suddenly, he saw a familiar face.
Hank Brown: Ninja! Ninja!
The Ninja: Hank Brown? What the hell are you doing here? Come here for an awesome interview?
Hank Brown: Not that. WCF is in danger!
The Ninja: I know the network wanted to cancel WCF, but I'm pretty sure management can handle that.
Hank Brown: No! You don't understand! I mean, it's taken over!
The Ninja: By BBC? Damn it! I knew those Daleks would actually make them bloody rich!
Hank Brown: Listen to me!
The Ninja gives a deadly stare.
The Ninja: Are you out of your goddamn mind? Are you telling me what to do?
Hank Brown: Er...no?
The Ninja: Do you wanna go to war with me, Brownie?
Hank Brown: N-no...
The Ninja: 'Cause we could go to war.
Hank Brown: No.
He begins to prod his chest with his finger.
The Ninja: I'm for real. I'm for real. So you'd better check yourself.
Hank shakily nods in fear.
The Ninja: Anyway, what are you gonna say?
Hank Brown: The WCF has been involved in a revolt! Many of the top superstars have been captured!
The Ninja: You mean guys like Skyler Striker, Jonny Fly, Gravedigger and Eric Price?
Hank Brown: All of them have been captured!
The Ninja: Even...Corey Black?
He begins to laugh hysterically.
The Ninja: OH MAN! THE JOBBER KILLER JUST GOT KILLED! HAH!
Hank Brown: Whatever. Anyway, since you're not captured, you're the only one who can rescue all of them!
The Ninja: Well, screw that! My paycheck will be on the rise! Besides, I gotta thank the guy who led the WCF civil war!
Hank Brown: You'd be surprised. It was Yuo!
Dead silence. The world had stopped and vehicles had went to a screeching halt. The Ninja's heartbeat had ceased.
The Ninja:...what? Are you telling me...one fucktard...took over the entire company...all by himself?
Hank Brown: Not just him, all the jobbers were under his reign! And now, they're currently the top superstars!
The Ninja: Okay, this shit is totally unbalanced. I'm going in there, for 'lunch'.
Hank Brown: This is no time for--
The Ninja had cut him off.
The Ninja: As I said, its time for 'lunch'. I look forward to killing them all soon.
The Ninja had ran off into the arena to deal with his unbalance.
((OOC: So yeah, I promised a story, and I made one.))