Why Steve Orbit Will Be Fired

[Jonny Fly]

Jonny Fly posted the following list of reasons why Steve Orbit is just two short weeks away from being fired to his personal blog, which doesn't exist, so instead he posted it on the front page of WCF.com.

1. Steve Orbit will be fired because...I want him to be, and he can't beat me.
2. Steve Orbit will be fired because he's a chronic underachiever who has done nothing for my company.
3. Steve Orbit will be fired because WCF has enough mid-carders.
4. Steve Orbit will be fired because Pantheon > Genesis, obv.
5. Steve Orbit will be fired because Genesis is too scared of Jonny Fly to do anything about it, except FPV I guess, the other Genesis dudes and dudettes apparently could give a fuck less about him.
6. Steve Orbit will be fired because I want to have sex with his girlfriend (true story).
7. Steve Orbit will be fired because I'm still upset about that time he beat me in a pimping competition.
8. Steve Orbit will be fired because the token black guy in this company is now Corey Black.
9. Steve Orbit will be fired because, honestly, who loses to Odin Balfore like a million times? Sheesh.
10. Please see number one.

With humble regards (emphasis on humble),

WCF CEO Jonny Fly

[CD's Old Account]

Damn.. shit.. this is wack..

[Steve Orbit]

@mackinso

@wcfceo put up a nice list of reasons why I'm gonna be fired on the front page of the website. next month it will be a still shot of me pinning him on the front page. #JobSecurity

[Seth]

@sethhatestwitter

You're lucky, Orbit. At least you're getting fired instead of turned into a Stevecretary.