Post by Danny Vice on Jul 2, 2007 13:41:17 GMT -5
The scene opens with Danny Vice watching Borat on his living room couch. The front door swings open as Jimmy comes running into the house.
Jimmy Vice: I got you a date.
Danny Vice: A what?
Jimmy Vice: A date. You know, you and a girl go out somewhere and talk. All ends well, you get to bring her back here...
Danny Vice: I know what a date is Jimmy, I meant why did you think I needed you to get me one?
Jimmy Vice: Take a look around Danny, I haven't seen you with a chick in like a year.
Borat (in the movie): You will not get this, you will never get this!
Jimmy smiles. He loves irony. Danny quickly mutes the movie.
Jimmy Vice: Besides, I want to make sure you're not. Ya know...umm...
Jimmy flips his hand out in a feminine way out to the side.
Danny Vice: You think I'm GAY!
Jimmy Vice: You do spend an inordinate amount of time with guys in tights.
Danny Vice: I'm a fucking wrestler you idiot. It's what I get paid to do, it's what pays for this house. I don't exactly see you complaining too much about your lifestyle.
Jimmy Vice: I'm joking with you, I don't think you're gay. Besides, this girl is smokin' hot and she has a fine ass friend too.
Danny Vice: See now this makes a lot more sense. The day you did something unselfish would be the day...well...it'll never happen so their won't be a day to compare it to. When is our little "double date" anyways?
Jimmy checks his watch.
Jimmy Vice: We're picking them up in two hours. Go take a shower.
Jimmy darts up the stairs before Danny can even respond as the cameras fade out.
Jimmy Vice: I got you a date.
Danny Vice: A what?
Jimmy Vice: A date. You know, you and a girl go out somewhere and talk. All ends well, you get to bring her back here...
Danny Vice: I know what a date is Jimmy, I meant why did you think I needed you to get me one?
Jimmy Vice: Take a look around Danny, I haven't seen you with a chick in like a year.
Borat (in the movie): You will not get this, you will never get this!
Jimmy smiles. He loves irony. Danny quickly mutes the movie.
Jimmy Vice: Besides, I want to make sure you're not. Ya know...umm...
Jimmy flips his hand out in a feminine way out to the side.
Danny Vice: You think I'm GAY!
Jimmy Vice: You do spend an inordinate amount of time with guys in tights.
Danny Vice: I'm a fucking wrestler you idiot. It's what I get paid to do, it's what pays for this house. I don't exactly see you complaining too much about your lifestyle.
Jimmy Vice: I'm joking with you, I don't think you're gay. Besides, this girl is smokin' hot and she has a fine ass friend too.
Danny Vice: See now this makes a lot more sense. The day you did something unselfish would be the day...well...it'll never happen so their won't be a day to compare it to. When is our little "double date" anyways?
Jimmy checks his watch.
Jimmy Vice: We're picking them up in two hours. Go take a shower.
Jimmy darts up the stairs before Danny can even respond as the cameras fade out.
