Post by Odin Balfore on Mar 11, 2013 11:39:20 GMT -5
To whom ever drew the lot for ownership this week,
It is with great mental anguish that I write this. Serious pain overtakes me with every key stroke of this public service announcement. As you know, I Benjamin F. Conrad am the manager and on again off again friend of one Odin Balfore and I want to tell you that
YOU ALL CAN GO TO F**KING HELL FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!
I have to sit home as that Nordic Retard eats all MY food, breaths MY air and watches MY TV.
He has a concussion, not that any of you care and of you have as much hatred for him as I do, then truly you wished him dead.
To Benjamin Atreyu, Thats just our luck. It might be the Benjamin Curse or something but I cant blame you for failing to kill or at least permanently end Balfore's career. It was a good attempt, I'll give you that. But we are not men for " good attempts." I know it pains you to still see him up and going about just as much as it pains me.
Pains me more because I have to deal with him on a daily basis. The morgue won't take him, the rest home has a retaining order against him. I dropped him off at good will and I got slapped with a summons for crimes against humanity. Now I'm not saying that I blame WCF...
BUT I REALLY F**KING BLAME YOU WCF!
I seriously cant wait till he's out of the house for good and back in the ring, at least then I can go back to what really matters...
trying to kill my deadbeat son of my wife.
So yeah, thats the depressing deal, Odin will be out for the next couple of weeks or months or until he feels like going back. A man can only watch so much Vana white.. scratch that, theres no such thing.
So this might be a while.
enternally wishing for the death that'll never come, be it my life or his,
"Finally richer then Finland", Benjamin F. Conrad.