Post by Davey Ortega on Mar 8, 2013 23:54:46 GMT -5
The explosions go off as ''Kashmir'' by Led Zepplin plays. The O-Poll is shown on the jumbotron as Davey Ortega makes his way out. He turns around halfway down the ramp, looking at the O-Poll in approval. He spins back around to arrive at the podium.
Davey: Ladies and Gentleman I welcome you to O-TV! I have an exciting show for you this week, and to kick it off we have our VERY FIRST GUEST!!
Thats right, O-TV for the first time will house an ego bigger than my own. My darling, loyal viewers it is my honor to introduce a man worthy of emulation. I give you Our World Champion, Mr. Eric Price!!
''You Know My Name'' by Chris Cornell begins to play as Eric Price comes out from the back, standing in the entrance way as he begins to make his decent. Davey walks up the ramp way, not to greet him but waving his arms, and yelling ''stop, stop.'' The music dies out and Davey is handed a mic from one of his employees. Davey then points at a stage hand, demanding he comes before him.
Davey: What is this? I gave you simple instructions.
Davey points to a rolled up carpet offscreen
Davey: You were too roll that out in honor of our guest. MY first guest.
Stagehand: I'm sorry sir, next time I..
Davey: Next time? For you there is no ''next time'' for you. If you are so incompetent that you can't roll out a carpet then I have no need for you.
Stagehand: Please, please I need this job. My wife just got laid off, she worked at the same place for twelve years and they just...just...downsized her. Her my daughter, and myself all depend on your money sir.
Davey: Well maybe that is my fault. Maybe, just maybe you became dependant on me. Well no more. No more free loaders. No more idiots who can't roll out a carpet!
Stagehand: ...It's two man job!
Davey: Then get help! Work smart, not hard! Idiot. Moron. Fool...
You are fired! Now get out.
The Stagehand looks to defy Davey, but backs down with the glance of Eric Price beind Davey. He slowly, and angrily, turns around and leaves the scene as Davey looks to his left.
Davey: You two! Roll out the Red Carpet!
The two stagehands respond quickly, and effectivly. The carpet is soon rolled out and ''You Know My Name'' by Chris Cornell plays again as Eric looks impressed with Davey's effeciancy. The both soon get to the podium.
Davey: Welcome ladies and gentleman to another exciting episode of O-TV. Now tonight marks a new page in O-TV, the monthly interview. Last week I gave you all the power to choose who should be the first guest of O-TV, and the man beside me is your winner, and Our World Champion Mr. Eric Price.
Eric Price: Hello, and thank you for having me Mr. Ortega.
Davey: Not at all. Now Mr. Price the O-Poll is centered around you this week as you can see. I want to know who the Champ wants to fight?
Eric: I would love to fight Sarah Twilight, one on one, no rules, I would beat her into retirement. Finally be done with the Ticks and Tocks.
Davey: And on that day I will throw the grandest celebration WCF has ever seen. So what is your take on the returning FPV. Like it or not he did return in a huge way.
Eric: Mr. Venable is a disrespectful parasite who should have done the world a favor and never come out of his coma.
Davey: I must admit I am not much aware of his past here. My one and only image of him in the ring is when he is being crucified.
Eric: I would call this his career defining moment because the truth is, I didn't actually find out he was a World Champion until someone told me last October. Apparently, I had taken a two week vacation and I missed the whole thing.
Davey: Wow, and just think eveyone knows about your victory at One, and your grand title defense at Timebomb. So bottom line, not a threat?
Eric: Not really. He's simply an attention whoring flash in the pan whose time has come and gone. He wanted to try and make his comeback grand at my expense but rest assured I will not allow that to happen. What happened last Sunday was merely a fluke. We all know the only reason I lost was because it was a three on one match where I had to carry Southern Discomfort.
Davey: The deck was stacked against you from the start, how could managment think Southern Discomfort is anywhere near your caibur? Though that has been a staple in WCF lately. Poor managment. Also poor judgment. Mr. Price ever since One there has been a cloud hanging above you and the people you associate yourself with.
Eric: Cloud? What cloud, what are you talking about? I'm the champ, life is good. I'm the best in this company, what cloud could you be possibly talking about?
Davey: The blame, the misjudgment. The fact everyone here still believes you had something to do with running down Jeff Purse.
Eric: Oh that ... please, we all know Jeff Purse staged that himself to try and create this pity case for himself. And to top it off, he could use that as his excuse to not have to humiliate himself again for being beaten by me.
Davey: I believe this, tell them. The people. The ones who have been misguided by a certain lieing champion, Genesis AND Pantheon. All of them not only believe you did it, but spout on about how you did it. Mr. Eric Price, use O-TV to promote the message. You mentioned those who disrespect you will be sorry in a tweet...
Eric: Yes yes, you understand Mr. Ortega. If only everyone was as intellectually gifted as you but alas, the urchins we call the WCF Universe just do not possess the mental faculties to understand basic reasoning. Nevertheless, I will plead my case that I am innocent. I had nothing to do with a car trying to run Jeff Purse over; I had nothing to do with a car trying to run Sarah Twilight over either, that was also Jeff Purse trying to cover his tracks. He's just trying to frame me and ruin my good name. This week though, I will make it a point to teach those who disrespect me a lesson. Last week FPV got lucky, this week, he will not be so lucky. Not to mention, everyone is criticizing the way I walked out of Timebomb still the WCF Champion, they're just jealous in my view. I will silence all my critics this week.
Davey: Strong words from a strong Champion. Thank you Mr. Price for gracing O-TV with your presence.
Eric: It was my pleasure Mr. Ortega.
''You Know My Name'' by Chris Cornell plays and Eric makes his way off the set.
Davey: I have a feeling Explosion is going to live up to it's name. Well Sarah the challenge was issued, you should feel honored to recieve it after two straight losses. Now onto one of my favorite segments of O-TV, the quasi-awards
The One That Impressed: Benjamin Atreyu.
Reason: Seems people have been stepping up there game lately, especially when one Sarah Twilight is in the match. My only question is, can you do it again Atreyu?
The WTF Moment: NvL burns down Waylon Cash's Trailer.
Reason: I need one? This was disturbing, thankfuly I have full coverage on The Casino.
The One That Failed: Roy Speede.
Reason: Wow, second time in a row. Roy this time you are here because of your self injury. And your pointless time on the mic.
Davey: Congradulations award winners, and now we turn our attention to Slam.
The Predictions
Skyler Striker/Jay Price vs Prophecy
Winner: Who Cares?
Reason: Once again Genesis and Pantheon are prominantly shown. Yawn. Boring. Overrated.
People's Title Contendership Match
Davey Ortega vs Buzzsaw Bundy
Winner: Davey Ortega.
Reason: Because I am your future People's Champion, one they can finally be proud of.
Television Title Match
Doc Henry vs Christopher Kane
Winner: Christopher Kane
Reason: Chris isn't ready to lose a title, as he proved on Wednesday Night. That and I just don't think Doc Henry has the chops to hold two shiny belts.
Benjamin Atreyu vs Morientes
Winner: Benjamin Atreyu
Reason: As much as I hate going against M, I do not agree with the choices he has recently made and the people he has lowered himself to associate with.
John Gable/Blizzard/The Ninja vs FPV/The Homegrown Players
Winner: FPV/HGP
Reason: Rebellion will get a taste of Main Event talent, the know they are not ready.
Deuce Maximus/Ana Valentine vs Magnus/G-Money
Winner: Deuce Maximus/Ana Valentine
Reason: I don't go against success.
John Thomas vs Judge Mental
Winner: John Thomas
Reason: The Judge failed to deliver last week, gut says he will do so again.
And as always, those are the sole predictions and views of Davey Ortega and O-TV. Now this is usualy the time when we would bring you the Power Rankings. Though due to the interview, and the fact that NOBODY stepped up to shake up the rankings they will be post poned untill next week. So Untill then I am Davey Ortega and I thank you for tuneing in.
Davey: Ladies and Gentleman I welcome you to O-TV! I have an exciting show for you this week, and to kick it off we have our VERY FIRST GUEST!!
Thats right, O-TV for the first time will house an ego bigger than my own. My darling, loyal viewers it is my honor to introduce a man worthy of emulation. I give you Our World Champion, Mr. Eric Price!!
''You Know My Name'' by Chris Cornell begins to play as Eric Price comes out from the back, standing in the entrance way as he begins to make his decent. Davey walks up the ramp way, not to greet him but waving his arms, and yelling ''stop, stop.'' The music dies out and Davey is handed a mic from one of his employees. Davey then points at a stage hand, demanding he comes before him.
Davey: What is this? I gave you simple instructions.
Davey points to a rolled up carpet offscreen
Davey: You were too roll that out in honor of our guest. MY first guest.
Stagehand: I'm sorry sir, next time I..
Davey: Next time? For you there is no ''next time'' for you. If you are so incompetent that you can't roll out a carpet then I have no need for you.
Stagehand: Please, please I need this job. My wife just got laid off, she worked at the same place for twelve years and they just...just...downsized her. Her my daughter, and myself all depend on your money sir.
Davey: Well maybe that is my fault. Maybe, just maybe you became dependant on me. Well no more. No more free loaders. No more idiots who can't roll out a carpet!
Stagehand: ...It's two man job!
Davey: Then get help! Work smart, not hard! Idiot. Moron. Fool...
You are fired! Now get out.
The Stagehand looks to defy Davey, but backs down with the glance of Eric Price beind Davey. He slowly, and angrily, turns around and leaves the scene as Davey looks to his left.
Davey: You two! Roll out the Red Carpet!
The two stagehands respond quickly, and effectivly. The carpet is soon rolled out and ''You Know My Name'' by Chris Cornell plays again as Eric looks impressed with Davey's effeciancy. The both soon get to the podium.
Davey: Welcome ladies and gentleman to another exciting episode of O-TV. Now tonight marks a new page in O-TV, the monthly interview. Last week I gave you all the power to choose who should be the first guest of O-TV, and the man beside me is your winner, and Our World Champion Mr. Eric Price.
Eric Price: Hello, and thank you for having me Mr. Ortega.
Davey: Not at all. Now Mr. Price the O-Poll is centered around you this week as you can see. I want to know who the Champ wants to fight?
Eric: I would love to fight Sarah Twilight, one on one, no rules, I would beat her into retirement. Finally be done with the Ticks and Tocks.
Davey: And on that day I will throw the grandest celebration WCF has ever seen. So what is your take on the returning FPV. Like it or not he did return in a huge way.
Eric: Mr. Venable is a disrespectful parasite who should have done the world a favor and never come out of his coma.
Davey: I must admit I am not much aware of his past here. My one and only image of him in the ring is when he is being crucified.
Eric: I would call this his career defining moment because the truth is, I didn't actually find out he was a World Champion until someone told me last October. Apparently, I had taken a two week vacation and I missed the whole thing.
Davey: Wow, and just think eveyone knows about your victory at One, and your grand title defense at Timebomb. So bottom line, not a threat?
Eric: Not really. He's simply an attention whoring flash in the pan whose time has come and gone. He wanted to try and make his comeback grand at my expense but rest assured I will not allow that to happen. What happened last Sunday was merely a fluke. We all know the only reason I lost was because it was a three on one match where I had to carry Southern Discomfort.
Davey: The deck was stacked against you from the start, how could managment think Southern Discomfort is anywhere near your caibur? Though that has been a staple in WCF lately. Poor managment. Also poor judgment. Mr. Price ever since One there has been a cloud hanging above you and the people you associate yourself with.
Eric: Cloud? What cloud, what are you talking about? I'm the champ, life is good. I'm the best in this company, what cloud could you be possibly talking about?
Davey: The blame, the misjudgment. The fact everyone here still believes you had something to do with running down Jeff Purse.
Eric: Oh that ... please, we all know Jeff Purse staged that himself to try and create this pity case for himself. And to top it off, he could use that as his excuse to not have to humiliate himself again for being beaten by me.
Davey: I believe this, tell them. The people. The ones who have been misguided by a certain lieing champion, Genesis AND Pantheon. All of them not only believe you did it, but spout on about how you did it. Mr. Eric Price, use O-TV to promote the message. You mentioned those who disrespect you will be sorry in a tweet...
Eric: Yes yes, you understand Mr. Ortega. If only everyone was as intellectually gifted as you but alas, the urchins we call the WCF Universe just do not possess the mental faculties to understand basic reasoning. Nevertheless, I will plead my case that I am innocent. I had nothing to do with a car trying to run Jeff Purse over; I had nothing to do with a car trying to run Sarah Twilight over either, that was also Jeff Purse trying to cover his tracks. He's just trying to frame me and ruin my good name. This week though, I will make it a point to teach those who disrespect me a lesson. Last week FPV got lucky, this week, he will not be so lucky. Not to mention, everyone is criticizing the way I walked out of Timebomb still the WCF Champion, they're just jealous in my view. I will silence all my critics this week.
Davey: Strong words from a strong Champion. Thank you Mr. Price for gracing O-TV with your presence.
Eric: It was my pleasure Mr. Ortega.
''You Know My Name'' by Chris Cornell plays and Eric makes his way off the set.
Davey: I have a feeling Explosion is going to live up to it's name. Well Sarah the challenge was issued, you should feel honored to recieve it after two straight losses. Now onto one of my favorite segments of O-TV, the quasi-awards
The One That Impressed: Benjamin Atreyu.
Reason: Seems people have been stepping up there game lately, especially when one Sarah Twilight is in the match. My only question is, can you do it again Atreyu?
The WTF Moment: NvL burns down Waylon Cash's Trailer.
Reason: I need one? This was disturbing, thankfuly I have full coverage on The Casino.
The One That Failed: Roy Speede.
Reason: Wow, second time in a row. Roy this time you are here because of your self injury. And your pointless time on the mic.
Davey: Congradulations award winners, and now we turn our attention to Slam.
The Predictions
Skyler Striker/Jay Price vs Prophecy
Winner: Who Cares?
Reason: Once again Genesis and Pantheon are prominantly shown. Yawn. Boring. Overrated.
People's Title Contendership Match
Davey Ortega vs Buzzsaw Bundy
Winner: Davey Ortega.
Reason: Because I am your future People's Champion, one they can finally be proud of.
Television Title Match
Doc Henry vs Christopher Kane
Winner: Christopher Kane
Reason: Chris isn't ready to lose a title, as he proved on Wednesday Night. That and I just don't think Doc Henry has the chops to hold two shiny belts.
Benjamin Atreyu vs Morientes
Winner: Benjamin Atreyu
Reason: As much as I hate going against M, I do not agree with the choices he has recently made and the people he has lowered himself to associate with.
John Gable/Blizzard/The Ninja vs FPV/The Homegrown Players
Winner: FPV/HGP
Reason: Rebellion will get a taste of Main Event talent, the know they are not ready.
Deuce Maximus/Ana Valentine vs Magnus/G-Money
Winner: Deuce Maximus/Ana Valentine
Reason: I don't go against success.
John Thomas vs Judge Mental
Winner: John Thomas
Reason: The Judge failed to deliver last week, gut says he will do so again.
And as always, those are the sole predictions and views of Davey Ortega and O-TV. Now this is usualy the time when we would bring you the Power Rankings. Though due to the interview, and the fact that NOBODY stepped up to shake up the rankings they will be post poned untill next week. So Untill then I am Davey Ortega and I thank you for tuneing in.
