Post by logan on Apr 13, 2007 20:27:18 GMT -5
Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You're so much fun to be around
The scene comes to life with Logan sitting up right on a couch at his home with a dazed look glued on his face. The camera spans to a piece of paper tightly gripped into Logan's hand which is the Sunday Slam bookings. Joe Smith comes into scene.
Joe Smith: Yup, sad isn't it?
Joe turns to the camera.
Joe Smith: He's been like this ever since he gained knowledge of his match, which was.. hm.. Monday? So yes, he's been frozen in this state since Monday. I haven't been here the whole time, I don't check up on him much.. but as far as I know, he was in the same spot last time I seen him yesterday. I have no idea how he's been making it to the bath room or whatnot..
Just then Logan's head moves to Madd Dogg whom is sitting across the room quietly.
Logan: Water.
Logan slowly looks down to the paper we previously mentioned with the Slam card on it.
Logan: Ah..
His face goes back into the shocking gaze. Joe Smith shakes his head as Madd Dogg makes his way to Logan with a cold glass of water, Smith takes this from Dogg, and splashes it onto Logan's face. Logan quickly jumps to his feet.
Logan: That was uncalled for!
Joe Smith: What the hell have you been doing all week? I haven't heard from you, hell, I'm not sure anyone beside this Madd Dogg has heard from you.
Logan: Madd Dogg has been acting strange lately hasn't he?
Joe Smith: I wasn't talking about Dogg..
Logan: No, but you remember WHY they called him Madd Dogg? He use to be all mad, crazy, and crap.. now he just sits around like a stone all day waiting for me to tell him to do something. I kind've miss the old Madd Dogg.
Joe Smith: He's been sitting around like a stone?
Logan: Yes.
Joe Smith sighs.
Joe Smith: I think these last few years have been a dent in your brain.
Logan looks at Smith with confusion.
Logan: Huh..?
Joe Smith: What's wrong with you? Why have you been here all week?
Logan: I hate to even talk about it, but Seth has done it this time. This Sunday, I've got to face, wait, yes.. I, and I alone, have to face Mr. Weatherman, Hardyz, and The Alliance of.. uh.. that Boone guy, and whoever else he teams with.
Joe Smith: Who the hell are you talking about?
Logan: Well when I say just me, I mean it, because Madd Dogg has made some little vow not to commit any violence. VIOLENCE! That's it, Alliance of Violence. See?
Joe Smith shakes his head.
Joe Smith: What made you go into a four day shock?
Logan: Seth Lerch expects me to share the ring with these guys? I mean, Mike Ragnal was one thing.. I let that go, but boudle after boudle?
Joe Smith: What are you saying? You're facing the tag champs, hardcore champ, and former tag champs.
Logan: And why not the world champ? Why we're at it, let's not just throw the hotdog eating champion in there? What I'm trying to say is that this isn't enough people for me to face at once, I feel disgraced.
Joe stares at Logan.
Joe Smith: You know Madd Dogg isn't going to hit anybody right?
Logan: Duh.
Joe Smith: So, what I'm saying is.. this is pretty much a one way street.
Logan: Exactly.
Joe Smith: Heh, you're probably going to lose.. Logan.
Logan: No way, the odds are stacked against them guys.. their facing ME.
Joe Smith: Eight years ago you MIGHT have won, but nope.. too old, too dumb, too slow.
Logan: Boudle.
Joe Smith: Sure.
Logan: Yup.
The scene slowly fades out.
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You're so much fun to be around
The scene comes to life with Logan sitting up right on a couch at his home with a dazed look glued on his face. The camera spans to a piece of paper tightly gripped into Logan's hand which is the Sunday Slam bookings. Joe Smith comes into scene.
Joe Smith: Yup, sad isn't it?
Joe turns to the camera.
Joe Smith: He's been like this ever since he gained knowledge of his match, which was.. hm.. Monday? So yes, he's been frozen in this state since Monday. I haven't been here the whole time, I don't check up on him much.. but as far as I know, he was in the same spot last time I seen him yesterday. I have no idea how he's been making it to the bath room or whatnot..
Just then Logan's head moves to Madd Dogg whom is sitting across the room quietly.
Logan: Water.
Logan slowly looks down to the paper we previously mentioned with the Slam card on it.
Logan: Ah..
His face goes back into the shocking gaze. Joe Smith shakes his head as Madd Dogg makes his way to Logan with a cold glass of water, Smith takes this from Dogg, and splashes it onto Logan's face. Logan quickly jumps to his feet.
Logan: That was uncalled for!
Joe Smith: What the hell have you been doing all week? I haven't heard from you, hell, I'm not sure anyone beside this Madd Dogg has heard from you.
Logan: Madd Dogg has been acting strange lately hasn't he?
Joe Smith: I wasn't talking about Dogg..
Logan: No, but you remember WHY they called him Madd Dogg? He use to be all mad, crazy, and crap.. now he just sits around like a stone all day waiting for me to tell him to do something. I kind've miss the old Madd Dogg.
Joe Smith: He's been sitting around like a stone?
Logan: Yes.
Joe Smith sighs.
Joe Smith: I think these last few years have been a dent in your brain.
Logan looks at Smith with confusion.
Logan: Huh..?
Joe Smith: What's wrong with you? Why have you been here all week?
Logan: I hate to even talk about it, but Seth has done it this time. This Sunday, I've got to face, wait, yes.. I, and I alone, have to face Mr. Weatherman, Hardyz, and The Alliance of.. uh.. that Boone guy, and whoever else he teams with.
Joe Smith: Who the hell are you talking about?
Logan: Well when I say just me, I mean it, because Madd Dogg has made some little vow not to commit any violence. VIOLENCE! That's it, Alliance of Violence. See?
Joe Smith shakes his head.
Joe Smith: What made you go into a four day shock?
Logan: Seth Lerch expects me to share the ring with these guys? I mean, Mike Ragnal was one thing.. I let that go, but boudle after boudle?
Joe Smith: What are you saying? You're facing the tag champs, hardcore champ, and former tag champs.
Logan: And why not the world champ? Why we're at it, let's not just throw the hotdog eating champion in there? What I'm trying to say is that this isn't enough people for me to face at once, I feel disgraced.
Joe stares at Logan.
Joe Smith: You know Madd Dogg isn't going to hit anybody right?
Logan: Duh.
Joe Smith: So, what I'm saying is.. this is pretty much a one way street.
Logan: Exactly.
Joe Smith: Heh, you're probably going to lose.. Logan.
Logan: No way, the odds are stacked against them guys.. their facing ME.
Joe Smith: Eight years ago you MIGHT have won, but nope.. too old, too dumb, too slow.
Logan: Boudle.
Joe Smith: Sure.
Logan: Yup.
The scene slowly fades out.
