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Post by Aloysius Mason on Feb 6, 2013 3:29:53 GMT -5
Via Bleacher Report
WCF.com has just announced on their website that they have signed a new wrestler by the name of Aloysius Mason.
32-year-old Mason stands at 6'7 and weighs 300 pounds. As we understand, he is a former writer who left his career in order to pursue professional wrestling. As close to nothing is known of him outside the world of academics, we can only wait and see in order to find out what this man is capable of.
When interviewed by WCF interviewer Hank Brown, Mason left the following statement.
"This company is full of interesting figures and characters. I'm here to find out more about each and every one of them. I spy many possible victims. The one by the name of Popo Morientes is one. Roy Speede is another."
"Who will be the subject of my next best-selling novel?"
Mysterious words indeed, from a mysterious figure.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2013 3:53:53 GMT -5
When asked to comment on WCF's latest superstar, Morientes had the following to say:
"I don't know what this fella is up to, but if he is looking for a fight, he got one. If Jonny Fly wants to book us for a match next week, I'm more than happy to deliver a debut asskicking for this Mason bobo. Mierda. First an actor, now a writer. When is a musician going to find trouble with me as well?"
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Post by Aloysius Mason on Feb 6, 2013 4:16:16 GMT -5
When asked to respond to Morientes's comment, Aloysius Mason had this to say.
"You see? This is why the WCF is such an interesting place to be in. All I need is ten minutes in the ring with this poor rich boy, and I probably got a jobber to write about in my next book. Book it Mr. Fly, this 'bullfighter' intrigues me."
"Morientes is such an impulsive man. I just used him as an example as to whom I can probably dominate with ease in this business. Eric Price, The Ninja, Sarah Twilight, Judge Mental, hell even NvL I can take. So many characters, so many possibilities for an award-winning autobiography. Now, I've already reserved El Shito a place in my book. Who's next?"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2013 4:20:53 GMT -5
WCF.com approached Eric Price mentioning to him that Aloysius Mason said he could easily take him seeking comments from Price regarding what was said:
"I'm sorry but who the hell is Aloysius Mason?"
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Post by Tim on Feb 6, 2013 10:42:52 GMT -5
Hearing this, Joel Hall had this to say.
"I thought we already hired Aloysius in WCF! And he's a jabroni!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2013 11:10:03 GMT -5
A reporter from wcf.com attempted to get comments from 'The Mistress of Mischief' regarding Aloysius Mason. The following was reported.
"Tell Waylon and Steve that I don't have time for jokes. Haha, nice try, not going to work this time."
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Post by Davey Ortega on Feb 7, 2013 2:11:42 GMT -5
WCF.com got in touch with Davey Ortega asking his comments of WCF's newest acquisition Aloysius Mason
''What? Seriously? You people want to ask about some book worm? How about you do a piece on Eric Price, you know our World Champion? Or how about you investigate the heinous act of Sarah Twilight when she attacked our Champion after his hard fought match. Honestly when Seth Lerch was in charge I didn't have you people badgering me because the next great jobber was signed.''
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Post by Aloysius Mason on Feb 7, 2013 8:40:11 GMT -5
When asked to comment about the negative feedback he has experienced so far, Aloysius Mason responded:
"I predicted this as much. These fools in the locker room have no idea what I can do, and they probably won't until it is too late. Mock me if you wish, peasants, true genius is often unappreciated until their presence is sorely missed."
"The WCF is filled with too much trash, and I shall be the esteemed author to document the clearance. Witness my masterpiece in the making. Aloysius Mason is preparing his pen."
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Post by Jonny Fly on Feb 7, 2013 13:18:28 GMT -5
When asked to comment on the comments Aloysius Mason issued in response to the comments of several WCF superstars, Jonny Fly fought tongue-twister overload to issue the following brief remarks:
"All I know is that I signed Aloysius Mason and he immediately identified Roy Speede as one of his future victims. Even newcomers realize Speede is a jobber. Good stuff."
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Post by Deuce on Feb 7, 2013 14:58:33 GMT -5
'Mythic' Deuce was not asked to comment yet he still won't stop calling.
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Post by Speede on Feb 7, 2013 15:20:39 GMT -5
When reported that new WCF rookie Aloysius Mason was targeting him, "The Silver Lining" Roy Speede had this to say on the matter...
"I'm sorry, but who the hell are you, and why should I care?"
at that point he then put his hand over the lens of the camera and threw it down. It appeared he had more he'd have liked to say, but you know, Aloysius Mason is just some rookie loser child, and ain't nobody got time for that.
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