Post by ElBackfisto on Feb 5, 2013 1:20:14 GMT -5
So finally the booking team, THANKS DAD, got off of their asses and have me in a match with my Internet Title on the line. Words cannot express how happy this makes me. For far too long people have accused me of being some sort of lame duck. How is it my fault the Men in White attacked me at One before my match effectively ruining that?! Seriously. As it stands, I am the champion of the Internet. As we know my life revolves around the internet and smart phones, and that stuff.
My favorite things on the internet right now! Here we go!
*Facebook. I mean who doesn't really have a Facebook right now. It is a good way to connect with friends, find out some news without having to turn on a TV, and become a fan of things that one enjoys. Plus its awesome to see pictures of hot chicks all the time. Just gotta be a fan of the right page. Also Ally puts on some great stuff. She's a smart chick.
*YouTube. Hours spent on there watching guys getting hit in the dick. Hilarious. People doing walkthroughs on video games. Awesome. Hot chicks dancing around in bikinis. The greatest. Seriously, bitches be twerkin' a lot on that. Faptastic!
*Message Boards. I am a member of a few message boards. Those can be quite fun when people aren't trolling someone for no real reason. My favorite board involves talking about old school Final Fantasy games. Another great board involves Jessica Burciaga. MY GOD!
*Torrents. No wait, I don't do that...
*Wrestling Review Sites. I hate those sites but eh, they're fun to read. These people think they know wrestling but damn, they don't know jack. Oh I'm super spotty and I don't know how to properly apply a wristlock? LETS SEE YOUR FAT ASSES GET INTO THE RING YEAH? Seriously, stop trying to be these super smart fans and just enjoy professional wrestling. Let your mind go free and get lost in the moment. Maybe you won't be looked as such giant douche bags.
*Twitter. Its fun to interact with fans. Well the fans that aren't like complete asses. What do you get out of trolling us? Yeah, you're a keyboard warrior, congrats. Although some wrestlers do deserve the crap they get thrown their way. Still I get more inspirational message from kids my age. Most adults tell me to GTFO. Sorry for being able to do something that either you couldn't afford to do and I'm sorry. OR. You're too much of a pansy to do. Plus more hot chicks. Though for some reason my mom follows me. STOP IT BITCH!
*Porn. I am a male. Why in the hell wouldn't I watch porn? OH I MEAN NO I DON'T IN CASE DAD IS READING THIS! No, I never watch porn. >_> <_<
*Music. Music binds us all together. Without music there is no connection between so many different people. Sometimes you think you have nothing in common with someone. Then music is brought up and boom, some form of conversation so quickly. Plus music gave us Metallica. THANK YOU!
*Fan Fiction. No, wait, eff that. No one cares about your love for Twilight , bitch. Go away from the keyboard and do something else.
*Jessica Burciaga. Yes, I know we have someone who looks like her here but goddammmmmn.
*Xbox Live and the Playstation Network. Not exactly internet, internet but it still needs to connect to modems and routers and all that junk so I am including it. Lots of fun playing fans in Black Ops II, wrestling games, Madden, and so on.
*Netflix. I don't need to say anything more.
So there are some reasons why the Internet is completely awesome. Why is this important? I represent those things. I am not so sure that a man like G-Money could fill these shoes. Does he even know what the internet is? Still, I won't lie, it is scary to think about going against some guy from Compton. That just doesn't sound like a fun night but I'll push through like I always do. I will retain my title and prove to the world that I am deserving to hold this title for a long time to come. No one in WCF will represent the internet and its people like a teenager.
Except a hot chick. People will ALWAYS follow a hot chick. Its why Freya has more followers then my dad and I combined. Vagina rules all on the internet. I'm sure that Kaylyn knows that too. If G-Money has a vagina, well, I'm really fucked then. Past my bed time, peeps, I gotta shut it down before Nina gets on me for staying up to late.
My favorite things on the internet right now! Here we go!
*Facebook. I mean who doesn't really have a Facebook right now. It is a good way to connect with friends, find out some news without having to turn on a TV, and become a fan of things that one enjoys. Plus its awesome to see pictures of hot chicks all the time. Just gotta be a fan of the right page. Also Ally puts on some great stuff. She's a smart chick.
*YouTube. Hours spent on there watching guys getting hit in the dick. Hilarious. People doing walkthroughs on video games. Awesome. Hot chicks dancing around in bikinis. The greatest. Seriously, bitches be twerkin' a lot on that. Faptastic!
*Message Boards. I am a member of a few message boards. Those can be quite fun when people aren't trolling someone for no real reason. My favorite board involves talking about old school Final Fantasy games. Another great board involves Jessica Burciaga. MY GOD!
*Wrestling Review Sites. I hate those sites but eh, they're fun to read. These people think they know wrestling but damn, they don't know jack. Oh I'm super spotty and I don't know how to properly apply a wristlock? LETS SEE YOUR FAT ASSES GET INTO THE RING YEAH? Seriously, stop trying to be these super smart fans and just enjoy professional wrestling. Let your mind go free and get lost in the moment. Maybe you won't be looked as such giant douche bags.
*Twitter. Its fun to interact with fans. Well the fans that aren't like complete asses. What do you get out of trolling us? Yeah, you're a keyboard warrior, congrats. Although some wrestlers do deserve the crap they get thrown their way. Still I get more inspirational message from kids my age. Most adults tell me to GTFO. Sorry for being able to do something that either you couldn't afford to do and I'm sorry. OR. You're too much of a pansy to do. Plus more hot chicks. Though for some reason my mom follows me. STOP IT BITCH!
*Porn. I am a male. Why in the hell wouldn't I watch porn? OH I MEAN NO I DON'T IN CASE DAD IS READING THIS! No, I never watch porn. >_> <_<
*Music. Music binds us all together. Without music there is no connection between so many different people. Sometimes you think you have nothing in common with someone. Then music is brought up and boom, some form of conversation so quickly. Plus music gave us Metallica. THANK YOU!
*Fan Fiction. No, wait, eff that. No one cares about your love for Twilight , bitch. Go away from the keyboard and do something else.
*Jessica Burciaga. Yes, I know we have someone who looks like her here but goddammmmmn.
*Xbox Live and the Playstation Network. Not exactly internet, internet but it still needs to connect to modems and routers and all that junk so I am including it. Lots of fun playing fans in Black Ops II, wrestling games, Madden, and so on.
*Netflix. I don't need to say anything more.
So there are some reasons why the Internet is completely awesome. Why is this important? I represent those things. I am not so sure that a man like G-Money could fill these shoes. Does he even know what the internet is? Still, I won't lie, it is scary to think about going against some guy from Compton. That just doesn't sound like a fun night but I'll push through like I always do. I will retain my title and prove to the world that I am deserving to hold this title for a long time to come. No one in WCF will represent the internet and its people like a teenager.
Except a hot chick. People will ALWAYS follow a hot chick. Its why Freya has more followers then my dad and I combined. Vagina rules all on the internet. I'm sure that Kaylyn knows that too. If G-Money has a vagina, well, I'm really fucked then. Past my bed time, peeps, I gotta shut it down before Nina gets on me for staying up to late.
